Chapter Ninety-Four: Asking the Cell Boss for Wine
On the second day, in the Jinyi Guard's yamen, Lu Datong was on crutches, his body was wrapped with bandages, like a mummy, Su Xiaolou didn't expect that this person would be able to hold on without asking for leave, he was too dedicated, and the capitalists were moved to tears when they saw it.
Su Xiaolou received the task early in the morning, saying that there was a riot among the students of Donglin College, and asked Su Xiaolou to quickly bring people over to suppress it, maintain order at the scene and ensure the safety of the students.
Intuition told Su Xiaolou that it was not that simple, but he couldn't refuse this mission, after all, Lei Zhen had just warned Su Xiaolou yesterday to keep in mind his duties as a Jinyi guard.
"You guys go to Donglin Academy with me right now, Lu Datong, you stay on duty."
Although Su Xiaolou didn't want to go, he quickly brought people over.
When Su Xiaolou and the others arrived, Donglin College was lively like a vegetable market, divided into two groups of people spitting and scolding, that face was really insulting, and some people threw stinky shoes and sage books, even the masters of Donglin College joined the battle, the battle situation became more and more intense, quite a boiling trend, there was a gray-haired old master with a stinky socks on the hairpin on his head that I don't know who it was, the scene was uncontrollable at all, no wonder I wanted to call Jinyiwei to come.
Su Xiaolou sounded like he was arguing about the hot topic in the court today, Sejong's mother Jiang recently arrived in Tongzhou from Anlu, the vassal country, what etiquette should be used to welcome her into the palace? This became a problem that needed to be solved urgently, and there was a heated discussion in the court, and Mao Cheng, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, put forward two opinions, the first was to enter the palace through the Dong'an Gate by Chongwen Gate, and the second was to enter the palace through the East Gate of the Ming Dynasty from the left gate of Zhengyang, both of which did not treat the Jiang family as the empress dowager, and were immediately vetoed by Sejong.
After Jiang arrived in Tongzhou, he heard that her honorific title had not yet been decided, he was very sad and refused to enter Beijing, Sejong couldn't swallow after learning the news, couldn't sleep at night, and was also very sad, shouting that he would not be the emperor anymore, and he wanted to return to Anlu Prefecture with his mother Jiang, Mao Cheng, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, saw through Sejong's trick, and was not threatened at all, insisting on the original proposal, Sejong also insisted on his original idea, and no one refused to retreat, so he was deadlocked.
It is simply audacious for this group to openly argue such a sensitive topic in public, and to stand on a high platform impassionedly and scold Sejong for not respecting etiquette and not following orthodoxy.
This group of students is really troublesome, almost most of them are talented people with meritorious reputation, and they don't dare to act rashly at all.
Because the noise was too loud, the fat man leaned to Su Xiaolou's ear and said, "Boss, what should I do?" Arrest someone? ”
"Don't arrest them, let them not gather to make noise, just drive them away, remember not to hurt this group of little ancestors."
"Okay, Boss!" The fat man pulled out the saber on his waist and shouted: "Jinyi Wei is on an errand, all for Lao Tzu to dodge!" ”
When Su Xiaolou walked over with people to stand on the high platform, the people on the stage were still scolding each other, ignoring Su Xiaolou at all, Su Xiaolou pulled out the saber on his waist in anger, and scolded loudly: "You dare to insult the current emperor in public, you don't want to die, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will arrest you and go to prison." ”
There was an instant silence on the field, and Su Xiaolou saw that it was effective and continued: "Those of you who read the books of sages and sages shout filial piety every day, but let others change their parents, it's really embarrassing!" ”
Suddenly, a book smashed on Su Xiaolou's head, and the place where it was hit immediately became red and swollen, and a cynical voice came: "There are you dog officials who like to pat on the back in the court, so you are so smoky." ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone rushed up, pushing and scolding, punching and kicking, and for a while, the chickens and dogs jumped, so crowded that Su Xiaolou's feet were almost off the ground, and suddenly a huge pain came from his arm, Su Xiaolou looked down and saw that someone grabbed his arm and bit it.
"Are you a dog on horseback? When you see someone, bite it, and spread it out for me. Su Xiaolou didn't pull his arm away twice, the strength was quite strong, it was time to use the boxing technique he learned yesterday, Su Xiaolou clenched his fist, and bit the shoulder of his student with a fist, only to see that the student flew out all of a sudden, fell to the ground in embarrassment, and began to shake violently while holding his chest, Su Xiaolou looked at his fist in shock, he had practiced for a day, is this boxing method so powerful? Or is he talented......
The student who fell to the ground gradually stopped shaking, lying on the ground motionless like a dead fish, the scene instantly stopped the hustle and bustle, everyone looked at the student on the ground in horror, Su Xiaolou sighed in his heart, could it be that he was dead! There was a bold student who trembled, and put his hand under the man's nose to sniff.
"Dead, Jinyiwei killed, Jinyiwei killed."
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"Cell leader, serve a pot of wine to the master, the master wants to drink, do you hear? Cell boss! Cell boss ....... Su Xiaolou was lying on the straw pile in the single standard room of the prison cell of the Criminal Department, holding a straw in his mouth, listening to the sound of pushing the cup and changing the lamp from the other side of the cell, he shouted arrogantly: "The lame cell head, be quick, quickly serve the master a pot of wine, otherwise the master will overturn your cell, burn your buttocks, and pull out your hair." ”
Finally, someone couldn't stand it anymore, and the sound of light footsteps in the distance got closer and closer, and a scolding voice came before someone around the corner: "Hey! Lao Tzu, I have been in prison for so many years, and I have never met such an arrogant prisoner as you, and I dare to ask Lao Tzu for wine, you think this is a tavern! ”
The lame cell leader impatiently closed the door of Su Xiaolou's cell, and waved the two-foot-thick whip in his hand, "Bang!" Falling heavily on the rusty iron fence of the cell, it seemed that there was a metal resonance echoing in the air, and the cell head said viciously: "Be honest! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will beat you with open skin! ”
Su Xiaolou covered his chest with one hand and said provocatively: "Master is so afraid!" Go and get a pot of good wine for the master, otherwise the master will shout now, you have given the daughter-in-law of the other cell leader. After speaking, he raised his eyebrows defiantly at the lame cell head.
When the lame cell leader heard this, he scolded softly in anger: "You are talking nonsense, see if Lao Tzu doesn't go in and tear your mouth." ”
"I'm talking nonsense, if I'm really talking nonsense, what are you doing in such a hurry, since I'm talking nonsense, then I'll shout."
As soon as Su Xiaolou was about to shout, the lame cell head was stunned: "Don't shout, don't shout, you are my ancestor, wait!" The cell boss went and returned, with an extra pot of wine in his hand, and put the wine bottle on the ground at the door of the cell with a "clang", Su Xiaolou got up slowly and walked to the door of the cell, stretched his hand outside through the fence, picked up the wine bottle and shook it, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "Why is there only half a bottle of wine?" ”
"There's only half a bottle left, do you like to drink it or not!"
Su Xiaolou slammed the wine bottle into the gap in the fence: "How can you let me drink this?" ”
The old man stood at the door of the cell and looked at Su Xiaolou, and asked, "How do you know...... What about that? ”
Don't say it, don't drink it! Su Xiaolou said very proudly: "When you were drinking, I just heard you asking which snack shop has the best fried cherries, and who serious old men like to eat that!" Sweet and sweet, it must be used to please women, it is nothing more than a wife, daughter or lover, you say it is not a coincidence, I just heard another cell head say that his daughter-in-law also likes to eat cherry fried, but it is too expensive every time I am reluctant to buy more, go back and help you ask his wife which one sells better, and then I heard other cell bosses ridicule this cell boss is so blessed, his daughter-in-law is so beautiful and reluctant to buy cherry fried, I guess you bought cherry fry to please the daughter-in-law of this cell head, do you say my analysis is right? ”