The furnishings in this half-immortal house are really homeless.

Not even a bed, not a table.

There are also cobwebs from autumn hanging in the corner.

The difference between the whole house and the outside is that there are walls.

He Banxian was wrapped in a straw mat and lay on the ground, stretching his waist lazily.

"Eh, it's still comfortable at home, eh..."

Su Xiu's eyelids picked when he heard this.

"What's the difference between your house and the outside, it's just that there are two more walls to keep out the wind."

He Banxian said contentedly: "That's not bad, otherwise, what more do you want." ”

Su Xiu walked to the side of the straw mat and kicked He Banxian with his toes.

"I said, have you forgotten what to do?"

When He Banxian heard this, he suddenly realized.

Hurriedly sat up and said embarrassedly: "Haihan, Haihan, I just arrived home, I can't help it." ”

He Banxian coughed fakely.

"This, you came to find this half-immortal, what is the matter?"

Su Xiu pursed his lips and sighed lightly.

"Can you get out of the straw mat."

As soon as he heard this, He Banxian pretended to be profound and said: "Absolutely not, real people don't show their faces." ”

"When you meet, it doesn't work."

Su Xiu frowned, now he suspected that this He Banxian was so secretive in order to settle accounts with him after the autumn.

This guy, looking at this unreliable appearance, I really don't know how he survived until now.

Su Xiu was silent for a while.

"I want a smooth future and peace of mind."

He Banxian waited for a while.

"You have to tell me what happened to you."

Su Xiu shook his head.

"That's it."

He Banxian was silent for a long time.

For a while, there was silence.

"If I don't say it, I won't say it, but I have to touch the bones, and I have to be a skull." He Banxian's helpless voice came from the straw mat.

Hearing this, Su Xiu leaned his face to the straw mat.

As soon as I got closer, a sour smell hit my face.

The smell of sweat was mixed with an inexplicable stench, like poisonous gas, frantically pouring into Su Xiu's nasal cavity.

Su Xiu, who had a pungent smell and a smoky smell, was dizzy and his head was swollen.

Su Xiuqiang endured the churning of acid in his stomach, held his breath, and waited for He Banxian to touch his bones.

He Banxian stretched out a swarthy hand from the straw mat.

Su Xiu looked at the green and purple oil stains on this hand.

I simply close my eyes, out of sight and out of mind.

He Banxian touched Su Xiu's face, and finally remembered something.

"One-two-three, three-two-one, seven-eighty-ninety-ten, recite the mantra."

"One is to ask the heavens and the earth to move, and the other is to ask the ghosts and gods to be frightened."

"Three please Mao Lao Dao, four please Jiang Taigong, five please the Emperor of Heaven, and six please Lao Zhou."

"Seven please Lord Yama, eight please fox..."

Thinking of this, He Banxian trembled, withdrew back into the straw mat, and his voice suddenly high-pitched.

"Come on, come on, I'll do it."

"Report it quickly, and wait for your birthday."

Su Xiu wondered in his heart, this person was pretending to be a ghost.

But there was no hesitation on his lips, and the eight characters of his birthday blurted out.

"Geng Wu, Bingzi, Ding You, Xingmu."

After He Banxian heard this, he finally continued to tinker with this.

"One-two-three, two-two-three."

"Hey, you have no money in your life, although you are an official eunuch, you don't have a fortune star in your life."

Su Xiu looked at the person in the straw mat playfully, and casually agreed: "What the immortal said is very true. ”

When He Banxian heard Su Xiu's approval, he suddenly became even more energetic.

"And you don't have money in your life, you go left and right."

"Business loses in one round, and there are five ghost stars in the clouds."

"Asking for wealth is like wind and rain, and seeking luck is like dust."

"The seven evils in front of me are according to fate, and now they are up and down."

"Dengzhou transitions to talk less, cause more troubles and make friends carefully."

Su Xiu smiled slightly.

This half-fairy is a little interesting.

"Immortal, I don't understand what you said, you can explain it to me."

He Banxian took a deep breath from the straw mat and said, "Don't understand? I don't understand. ”

"It means that your life is going to be a death disaster!"

When he said the end note, He Banxian deliberately lengthened the tone, and his body cooperated with the extension of his fingers a little forward.

Not to mention, it's really a bad thing.

Su Xiu asked in a pretended to be scared.

"Then, Immortal Master, do you have a solution to my matter?"

He Banxian said in a tone: "I think this matter is difficult, it is difficult to achieve." ”

After speaking, he sighed while pouting his teeth.

looked at the interesting person in front of him, and almost made Su Xiu laugh.

Su Xiu hurriedly sorted out his expression, making himself look as scared as possible.

"According to what you mean by the immortals, am I not dead."

He Banxian steadied himself.

"Your destiny should be like this, but God has the virtue of a good life, leaving you an inch of vitality."

"What life?" Su Xiu asked with his hands folded in front of his chest.

"Vitality is to let you meet me, otherwise, no matter who it is, you will definitely die."

Su Xiu pretended to be anxious and asked, "Then please ask the immortals for advice." ”

He Banxian pretended to be calm and said: "Don't worry, it's okay to teach, but this..."

While speaking, He Banxian stretched out his hand, and his index finger and ring finger were pinched, and the meaning was clear at a glance.

Su Xiu pretended not to understand.

"Immortal, what do you mean by this, are you pinching the trick and reciting a spell?"

He Banxian was so anxious that he spat out.

"Silver, of course you want silver, how can you ask the gods to do things for you if you don't have money."

"You look like you're jumping up, why do you have an elm head, and you're not sensible."

Looking at this appearance, Su Xiu finally couldn't help but laugh out loud.

He Banxian in the straw mat was stunned and asked blankly.

"What are you laughing at?"

Su Xiu said playfully.

"Li Duwei once said, you will live his life, I don't know how you did it."

"But you're a charlatan."

"I don't know where you learned your nonsense, and you're talking nonsense here."

He Banxian was surprised: "You are not an official eunuch?" ”

Su Xiu smiled.

"I am an official eunuch, but I have succeeded in business without any failure."

"With his own strength, he will be exempted from the death penalty in front of His Majesty."

"My father Su Wenhai also regained the name of the criminal department because of me."

"But, I'm really curious about who you are."

He Banxian in the straw mat, his tone collapsed at once.

"Hey, it's over, I'll have to sleep on the streets again tomorrow."

Then he saw a fat man break free from the straw mat.

Only then did Su Xiu see the true face of the fat man in front of him.

This is a fat man, and the person is as his name suggests.

The body is round and round.

With a round head, ingot-like ears, a general's belly, and a shaking when he walks.

To say that this person is also peculiar, there is no embarrassment after the lie is exposed.

On the contrary, he is extremely indifferent to himself, and he has a feeling of being at ease with what he encounters.

"It's strange that you're such a fool of my money."

"If you are poked by me in person, you are not afraid."

He walked with the fat man on the straw mat and said, "How terrible is this." ”

Su Xiu looked at the fat man in front of him, and his curiosity increased.