Chapter 1640: I'll Forget You Playing to Death!
Zhang Desheng didn't know that it was less than six hours before he led his team to defeat Singapore. Barcelona, who are far away in Europe, lost 0-1 to Gramanette in the second round of the Copa del Rey and their first Copa del Rey game of the season.
What team is Gramanette?
Not to mention Zhang Desheng's victory, even Barcelona fans don't know about this problem, because this is a team in Group C 3!
But it was precisely because the opponent was too weak that Messi was able to start for the first time in his career in this game.
And then...... Barcelona is on the streets!
In the 73rd minute of the second half, when Messi was substituted, the whole person was in a state of walking dead, this time it was really numb!
But it is Xiao Luo who is more numb than him, because it will not be Messi who will bear the blame for this humiliating super upset.
In this game, the last person to be responsible must be him, the second leader!
Today, Zhang Gongzi is still in Singapore and the second half of the two girls in the entertainment industry.
This pot not only failed to throw it on his head, but suddenly put Xiao Luo himself in the most embarrassing position.
In this game, it's not about who is lacking and who is embarrassed, but who is embarrassed when they play!
Zhang Desheng didn't know that there was such an outrageous thing, otherwise he would have been happy to have another rematch!
This will be a great regret that he did not return to China to participate in a friendly match, otherwise he would not have had to play this kind of damn game.
This month, Brazil's World Cup qualifiers were also played at the beginning of the month.
In addition to going back to play the World Cup qualifiers, a big name like Xiao Luo will naturally not play other games, especially that kind of bullshit friendly match.
So, he's been having a good time these days, and he doesn't take the amateur team who has never heard the name to heart at all, and he also fought several girls last night!
Today's state on the field is not bad, and he is slightly sluggish than usual, especially a little soft-footed at the critical moment, and the shooting accuracy is a little worse.
Who can toss at this age, and it's already very durable to be able to play the whole game.
But the bad thing is that the whole team is too light like him, and many people are like Xiao Luo in the nightclub the day before!
This made the Barcelona players a little low in their shooting accuracy on the day of the game, but their heads were all proudly lifted to the sky, and they didn't even bother to lower their heads to look at this opponent who would never meet again in their lives.
As a result, their 22 shots were all defused by the tenacious Gramanette, and even a few close shots were finally blocked by the tenacious Gramanette goalkeeper and defenders on the goal line.
This contempt and arrogance was felt by Gramanette's players and fans alike.
In the end, the Spanish fifth-tier team, which was desperate to leave a mark on Barcelona, was stunned to draw the mighty Barcelona with fighting spirit and iron-blooded defense in regular time.
But the most outrageous scene occurred in extra time, when Ronaldo and several Barcelona players couldn't run, and Gramanette, who had been passively defending, took advantage of the exhaustion of the Barcelona players' physical strength to suddenly shoot a cold arrow, and even changed the score to 1:0 in one fell swoop.
As a result, even Real Madrid fans couldn't believe that a rare super upset in Spanish history was created by Ronaldo and Messi together.
Of course, no one will have their eyes on Messi, because it is not his turn to take responsibility for this shame.
At this time, it must be Xiao Luo who bears the blame!
The Brazilian elf completely collapsed after the game, and at this time he was completely faceless, and he didn't attend the post-game press conference at all!
The next day, the media and fans in Madrid were setting off firecrackers while celebrating Barcelona's humiliating defeat!
The media and fans in Catalonia are no better, and the big guys simply can't accept that this game can be lost?
What's the situation?
Is this true?
Did the whole team take out a loan to bet on football?
Zhang Gongzi is not here, you just play like this, right?
…………
In Singapore, Zhang Desheng received a call from Mendes before leaving for the airport.
The content of this phone call is very simple, that is, if Zhang Gongzi wants to laugh, hurry up and laugh secretly in the hotel room.
When you return to Barcelona tomorrow, don't laugh out loud in public, or the impact will not be good!
Also, it's a good idea to answer those questions that are sure to be asked in advance!
And then...... The two of them couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed out loud......
But you can't blame them for not holding it back, because it's really stupid and funny!
Zhang Desheng was also reminded by Mendes's phone call, and then he remembered that this incident seemed to have happened in the original plane!
He does have the impression of this game in his memory, but the specific details have been blurred over the years, and he has long forgotten the name of the team that Messi will never be able to defeat.
Now he finally knew, it was called Gramanette!
"Wait, the first Copa del Rey is out, what about Lao Tzu's treble task?"
After Zhang Desheng finished laughing, he suddenly remembered a question related to his vital interests.
Each season, he gets a repeating main quest for the "Triple Crown".
The first reward for this main quest is high, then the third, fifth, and tenth times, and basically every time you reach a milestone, the reward increases significantly.
This season is the second time he has received a "treble task", so this time the reward is not very high.
But this "not high" has to be compared with any task, in fact, there is also a reward of 10,000 points.
That's not a small number anymore, isn't it just a soup now?
"Damn, a bunch of shit!"
Zhang Desheng laughed and scolded at the same time, and finally flew back to Catalonia from Paris on the 30th.
Then without thinking about it, as soon as he got off the plane, he saw more than half of the local media coming.
"Zhang, the Copa del Rey has been a big upset, you know?"
"Zhang, what is your assessment of the team's embarrassing performance three days ago?"
"Zhang, I'm sorry to inform you that this season, you won't be able to participate in the Copa del Rey, do you regret that?"
“……”
Although these problems have a certain intention to induce him to complain about his teammates, they are already relatively mild.
If he really says something out of place, it's not a good thing for Barcelona.
In this regard, the Catalan media can still distinguish between the important and the important, so they still try to refrain from the contradictions.
Zhang Desheng naturally has to be restrained, he has actually seen the Catalan fans from the Internet, how they have scolded the team's shameful defeat in the past few days!
Xiao Luo didn't dare to go out for the past two days, and he was not late for training, so he was obedient for a while.
This is because he did feel a deep shame when he lost to such a semi-amateur team, or in the absence of Zhang Gongzi!
This will Zhang Desheng naturally can't sprinkle salt, and it's best not to respond too much to this kind of question.
As long as he doesn't mention it, the players in the Barcelona team who made a fool of it will be grateful to him!
"Football is round, anything can happen, even if you have a world footballer in the future, there will be 10,000 possible outcomes, and that's the great thing about football."
"And don't say what would happen if I did, no one can do everything, everything in this world has flaws, and this creates 'possibility' and 'uncertainty', and these uncontrollable factors act on football, it will make it more exciting, even if it is a game with a huge disparity, there will be countless possibilities."
Zhang Desheng's answers were already very restrained, and then he hurriedly said goodbye and went to the special car that was already waiting outside the airport.
At this time, as soon as the car door was closed, it was impossible to see how Zhang Gongzi was laughing inside.
After Zhang Desheng returned to Barcelona, there was a league game against Athletic Bilbao that night.
Naturally, he didn't play in this game, and he didn't even go to the scene to watch it, and his driver sent him back to the mansion to rest.
The performance of Xiao Luo's team this time was not bad, but the lineup that was still semi-main still lacked the ability to make a final decision today, and the most important thing was that morale was affected.
The traditional media in Catalonia is very restrained, but other than that, the media around the world have been laughing at the rollover of Barcelona as much as possible in the past few days.
At the same time, Barcelona fans, including fans of other teams, are also very foul-mouthed online.
Zhang Gongzi's fans also turned their guns and opened fire when they had nothing to do with themselves, and their output firepower was also very fierce.
Now players all over the world like to surf on the comprehensive videos and forums renamed "Oil Network", and the result is that everyone is afraid to surf the Internet these days, otherwise they will have to be sprayed to death!
In today's home game, Zhang Gongzi did not play again, and they must get a big win to prove themselves.
However, the end of the mentality was too anxious, that is, even if Xiao Luo performed extremely well three days later and contributed a wonderful indirect assist, he could only help the team draw 1:1 in the end.
This kind of team performance is naturally not comparable to Zhang Gongzi, and the most important thing is that his style of play was placed last season, which will be pleasing to everyone's eyes.
But this season, compared with Zhang Gongzi, Catalan fans whose appetite and vision have been nourished, really don't have a cold.
If you can talk about your grades, that's fine.
But now the home team has been held to a draw by Athletic Bilbao, which naturally does not satisfy everyone!
Especially three days ago, this lineup had just become a big joke all over the world.
That's a terrible result, and they had to get a big win today to perhale the frustration of some Catalan fans.
But your 1:1 is still a 1:1 at home!
Barcelona fans didn't give any face, and even tens of thousands of fans did not leave after the game, but collectively booed!
These boos were directed at Xiao Luo and the whole team.
"Is it so unlucky?"
Zhang Desheng also felt that Xiao Luo was somewhat aggrieved in front of the TV, Barcelona could be described as a full-court suppression on the field today, and the number of shots on goal was 20:6 The absolute lead.
But his own feet are not smooth, the opponent's dense defense is tenacious enough, and all kinds of extreme saves in front of the goal!
Not to mention this situation, you have to replace him to have a chance to break the defense, who makes him the best at taking opportunities in this kind of dense defense.
It is difficult to break a dense defense at any time, but the person who is the best at breaking dense defense in the world is him Zhang Gongzi!
Ronaldo's style is actually not good at dealing with this kind of dense defense, and there was originally a fast and unbreakable Eto'o charging for everyone.
Therefore, now in the absence of Zhang Gongzi, Barcelona encounters intensive defense, and when it encounters buses, it is easy to thunder and not rain!
Three days later, Zhang Desheng returned to Europe for the first time at home, against Celtic.
This is the fourth round of the Champions League group stage and Group F is enough to secure a place in the group.
Celtic have been stubbornly defending at home before, and this time they came to the away stadium to run for a one-point point, and their starting lineup sent a set of 5-5-0 on paper.
At this time, I have to mention that Xiao Luo's luck is indeed very bad!
Barcelona relied on him to lead the team in their previous two games, which ended in a joke defeat and an unsatisfactory draw.
Today's game is actually his third game in a week.
Even if this kind of schedule density is replaced by Zhang Gongzi, it will definitely be affected.
So it's not that Xiao Luo doesn't want to get the ball in this battle, but he really doesn't want to run and don't want to rush.
However, in this way, it indirectly achieved the state that Zhang Gongzi wanted.
In the first half of today, Xiao Luo, in addition to taking the ball less than usual, did not have many active breakthroughs and command tandems.
This time the ball is enough, Zhang Gongzi did not blindly take the ball by himself, but incarnated as a transportation hub and kept retreating to disperse the ball in all directions.
He also had fewer runs on the ball himself than usual, which made Xavi and Andres Iniesta much more comfortable, and they really need plenty of opportunities to play on the ball in order to make the most of their talents.
At this time, Zhang Gongzi's position is not limited to the vicinity of the penalty area, the ribs on the left and right sides of the front court, and the arc top outside the penalty area, the three most sensitive and most testing the comprehensive ability of the players, he almost took turns to run over to torture the opponent's nerves.
This is his ideal tactical style of play - if the defenders send heavy troops to defend him, then Zhang Gongzi will be an elegant kick after various responses, helping Xavi and Iniesta, or Xiao Luo and Giuli continue to attack each other.
He will also continue to run off the ball after the ball, pulling the opposition defensive formation while using his erratic movement to create lethal finishing opportunities.
This is actually the most reasonable and lethal tactic.
If his opponent has to disperse his defensive forces elsewhere under such an onslaught, then his chance to make a dragon of his own will come.
Rijkaard has also made a slight modification to his tactical philosophy, and is now completely rebuilding a new system with Zhang Gongzi as the core.
Xiao Luo subconsciously resisted such a kick because his tactical effect suddenly dropped to the same level as Xavi and even Iniesta.
Under this offensive system, to put it bluntly, they are all incarnated as weapons in the hands of Zhang Gongzi, and they have become the sickles in the hands of the Grim Reaper.
And the weapon itself can't have too many ideas of its own, or if it has ideas, it can only run around the will of the owner.
If there are too many ideas about weapons, it may even be possible to devour the master, and the threat of this set of tactics will naturally be greatly reduced.
So if Barcelona wants to play well now, Xiao Luo must be transformed into a weapon that obeys the call, otherwise it is really better to change Quaresma than him!
Zhang Desheng feels that the most suitable person for Xiao Luo's position at present is actually Henry!
But Henry will not be willing to use others as weapons during this period, so it is the best result to let Xiao Luo compromise, otherwise it will be just as difficult to exchange for a superstar of the same level.
But if he is forced to change to a second-class weapon, it is better to give his licking dog Quaresma a chance to take the position.
Today's Xiao Luo unexpectedly compromised, so the operation of Barcelona actually has a bit of the flavor of the Dream Three period, after all, Zhang Gongzi's way of playing is actually Messi five years later.
It's not that Messi's style of play is the most awesome, but when there are Xavi and Iniesta behind him, that's how he kicks!
"Made, playing like this, in fact, it is more suitable to match two strikers who can play on the side, such as a Henry on the left and a Shevchenko on the right, I use them as weapons, that is invincible!"
After Zhang Desheng saw that his position was a little far away from the penalty area, although his ability to help the team create opportunities was stronger, the short Jiuli and the lazy Xiao Luo, their ability to attack and seize opportunities was still a little worse.
At this time, if he is given a pair of Henry + Shevchenko, the dragon slayer knife and the heavenly sword, then this team will really be invincible!
But even if this set of weapons is not particularly handy, it is only a little less effective when breaking through dense defenses, but it can be used to make up for the quality with the number of times.
In the 38th minute of the first half, Xavi cleverly plugged after passing, Zhang Gongzi kept the ball and sent the ball to the penalty area, Jiuli received Zhang Gongzi's pass in the penalty area, and then flashed two Celtic players in a small area in a row, lost his balance before a fast and accurate volley, and finally knocked on the opponent's bus.
"Beautiful!"
Zhang Desheng was actually quite satisfied with Jiuli's performance, the Frenchman is fast, has good passing ability, and is also very good in archery, and is actually a good weapon.
Celtic almost gave up on attacking in the first half, and were eventually broken by Barcelona with 11 shots.
This was a big blow to the morale of the Scotlands, and there were also changes in tactics in the second half, mainly because they did not dare to focus too much on Zhang Desheng in defense.
But in this way, the balls sent by Zhang Desheng were collected soon after.
At this point, executing the breakthrough and finishing blow actually became himself.
The weapons that had been thrown out earlier also attracted the defense and began to create opportunities for the master to shoot.
In the 56th minute of the second half, after Xiao Luo and Xavi completed two wonderful crosses in a row, they didn't think much about it and sent a wonderful pass on the left side.
Zhang Desheng suddenly leaned to the running position to receive the football, and after a dashing half-turn, it was a left-footed volley in the crowd!
Celtic's goal was penetrated again by this shot, and Zhang Desheng also stepped forward to celebrate with Ronaldo after scoring a rare goal.
He has also been hanging the other party for more than a month, and now he is taking advantage of those two games that he didn't even expect, and he has sent a large number of water armies to keep hacking him on the Internet.
Then in reality, he naturally has to start to get closer to the relationship between the two sides, and at the same time, he has to stand up for it and openly bombard those hateful water armies!
Xiao Luo smiled a little reluctantly, who made him have a lot of bad things recently.
Rijkaard was also quick to substitute him, and Ronaldo's attendance was too high this week to be considered for the next game.
But if Xiao Luo knew about this idea, he would definitely be the first to stand up and oppose it!
Now the most embarrassing thing for him is that Zhang Gongzi is not there, and he leads the team to pull his crotch alone.
But what's even more embarrassing is - if he is not there, but Zhang Gongzi leads the team even more, then he will not be alive?
No, no, no!
You must not play like that!
It's going to kill me!
(End of chapter)