Chapter 1 Goldfinger for 30 years of singleness
"Where are you going? Say you and leave in two sentences, people in their thirties, what else to pick? Sooner or later......"
Mom's voice grew farther and farther away.
Finally, the world cleared up.
Zhang Yaohua quickened his pace and left his mother's nagging behind.
He was originally a social animal, living a 9-to-5 life in the city, and it has been about ten years since he graduated from college, not to mention the Moonlight Clan! It's true that I don't have much savings, a bachelor.
When I went home during the National Day holiday, I was urged to marry again, and a blind date was arranged.
No, the woman just left.
People didn't like it.
You are a three-no-one person with no car, no house and no savings, and you still want to marry a wife? Go to bed early! Everything in my dreams.
Zhang Yaohua was speechless, did I pick this TM? I didn't say a few words, and I didn't shake her face, which of your eyes saw that I was picking?
What else? To lick her?
In his experience, he must not stay at home at this time, and he will be annoyed to death.
Every time he goes home, Zhang Yaohua is most afraid of this. As long as she is free, she will talk to you about getting married and having children, and she still uses eyes and tones that hate iron and are extremely disgusted.
Fortunately, this is not the Chinese New Year, the three aunts and six mothers-in-law got together during the New Year, and Zhang Yaohua's scalp was numb when he thought about it.
In fact, it's no wonder that my mother is in a hurry, the second brother, who is two years younger than him, now has two children.
One man and one woman.
It is said that now my brother-in-law is pregnant again.
This news, for Zhang Yaohua, is like a talisman.
Not to mention going home, when he usually sees his mother's call, Zhang Yaohua is frightened and hesitates to answer it.
In addition, the youngest sister also got married the year before last, and as the eldest is still single, it is indeed a little unreasonable.
Zhang Yaohua walked towards the beach, his hometown is a fishing village, and the family eats by the sea, including his married second brother, who followed his father in the sea after graduating from high school.
Along the way, Zhang Yaohua greeted the villagers politely.
The villagers are polite on the surface, but they don't know how to bury them in their hearts!
After all, Zhang Yaohua was admitted to a key university back then, and it was a moment of glory in their village, and his father deliberately set up more than 20 tables, and he was proud.
But what?
I didn't buy a car, I didn't buy a house, and I didn't even have a wife and children.
In the past, everyone thought that Zhang Yaohua worked in a large company, sat in an office, worked easily, and had a high salary. Later, it was revealed that the monthly salary was only six or seven thousand yuan, and there was no food and shelter, and living in a big city, there was not much left over from this salary.
I'm afraid it's not as good as others working in the factory.
In fact, now Zhang Yaohua's salary has exceeded 8,000.
For a while, Zhang Yaohua seemed to have become a joke. Of course, people didn't laugh in person, and they definitely talked about it in private.
The reason why my mother is so angry is that his nose is not a nose and his eyes are not eyes, I am afraid there is also a reason for this. The son is pointed at, and it is strange that he can be happy to be a mother.
But what can be done?
My own children are too angry.
What they say is the truth.
If others are envious and say sour things, you will definitely not be angry, because you know that it is their envy and jealousy. But if what others say is the truth and you can't refute it, that's the hottest.
"Alas! Is Andy? When did you come back? Auntie heard that you are going to buy a house in the city, is it expensive? ”
Zhang Yaohua almost wanted to turn around and leave.
It's really unlucky to meet your aunt.
That's the reason for that, right?
When did he say he was going to buy a house in the city? Even his parents wouldn't say such a thing, and they would humiliate themselves.
Zhang Yaohua's mother revealed to him on the phone that she usually arranges him the most in the village, and it is this noble aunt. Mom didn't spray her once or twice, and once she almost got into a fight.
"I have this plan, I went to see the house some time ago, and the location is not bad, more than 50,000 square meters." Zhang Yaohua doesn't admit defeat with his mouth, and he doesn't pay taxes anyway.
Deliberately embarrassed me? Will I let you go?
Zhang Yaohua glanced at the bucket that his aunt was carrying, and the yin and yang countered angrily: "Yo! Auntie, your son is a big boss, why do you still let you pick up conch? ”
Your aunt's son is a classmate of Zhang Yaohua, the same class. But reading and Zhang Yaohua are two extremes, and they are often used as negative teaching materials.
However, the kid turned out to be a contractor.
Your aunt often bragged to others about how many millions her son earned by contracting a project.
At the same time, the guy was the first person in the village to buy a private car, and it was a BMW, hundreds of thousands.
It can only be said that the world is impermanent, who would have thought? Cha Sheng made a fortune and lived a good life. And the former three good students, now they are a mess, and they are indeed very ordinary.
However, everyone knows that the kid is not filial.
It is said that the last time the two came back, they were disgusted with this and that, and for some reason, they impulsively slapped their mother, and the whole village spread the word.
"He wants to take me to the city to enjoy happiness, but I can't stay idle with your noble aunt. Not to mention, there is still soup at home. ”
Seeing that the noble aunt was a little defense-breaking, the corners of Zhang Yaohua's mouth rose.
Sample!
Hurt each other! Who's afraid of whom?
When he arrived at the beach, Zhang Yaohua saw a dozen or so villagers rushing to the sea. At this time, the sea has just receded, and some seafood that is not yet ready to escape will be left in the potholes.
Those seafood, for the people living by the sea, are a gift from nature.
Among them, his second brother was also inside, carrying a bucket and tongs in the other.
"Brother, why are you here? Don't hang out with the woman? There are newly opened cinemas and KTVs in the town to go to the movies and sing and ...... later"
The second brother Zhang Yaowei chattered endlessly, looking like he was imparting experience.
This kid has a little tanned skin, much stronger than Zhang Yaohua, and he has had a lot of strength since he was a child, so his family didn't persuade him not to study, anyway, he was a coolie.
It's like Zhang Yaohua, who can't carry it on his shoulders or carry it in his hands, and is a weak chicken.
When he was a child, Zhang Yaohua always called his second brother for help, and he was pulling his hair and so on.
Zhang Yaohua had a black line and rolled his eyes: "Come on, my mother is preaching at home, I will hide when I come out." That woman didn't take a fancy to your brother and me, so let's stop serving. ”
"What did you pick up?" Finally, he glanced into his second brother's bucket.
"A couple of pike crabs, a little conch, and some small trash fish. Last time I picked up a big lobster over there, this time I went over, and there was nothing. Brother, it's rare for you to come back, and I want to get you a few good dishes! ”
"How can a big lobster be so easy to pick up? Pick it up and sell it! You can eat how you normally want, and you don't need me to come back to make it special.
You might as well save more money! The three children are coming, and the pressure will be great in the future, and now kindergarten is more expensive than going to college. Zhang Yaohua said.
He thought about the appearance of the big lobster, and suddenly, an arrow appeared in front of his sight, and it was marked with the words one hundred and twenty meters, like the arrow in the map of Gaode.
Zhang Yaohua thought he was dazzled, rubbed his eyes, and the arrow was still there.
Stunned.
This is...... Goldfinger?
Is it in exchange for being single for more than 30 years?