Chapter 27 Dress up and blend in with modern society
As the supreme emperor, Jiang Li finally ushered in the darkest moment of her life.
The brain is not normal, it was sold, it was picked up ....
The first two, she could barely pinch her nose to accept it, at least she could comfort that it was a misunderstanding of others, and the background of Lin Banban's dog thing that made her up.
But this picks up the rags ....
Thinking that she treated those rags as great treasures yesterday and carried them in her hands for most of the day, Jiang Li's shoulders trembled unconsciously, and her chest rose and fell for a while, oh, there was no ups and downs.
Finally, she lowered her head, not knowing what she was thinking.
Lin Luo can actually understand her mood at this time, as the emperor of fine clothes and jade food, he treats a bunch of tattered plastic bottles as treasures, this kind of thing will probably be regarded by her as a big stain in this life.
He didn't intend to tell the truth, but the great writer said that the temperament of Chinese people is always good at reconciling, if you want to open the window, everyone is not allowed, but if you say you want to tear down the roof, they are willing to open the window.
That's really good, compared to picking up rags, mental illness, and this abducted life experience, it's not the point for a moment.
After all, picking up the rags is her own and belongs to the initiative, while the latter two are misunderstood, or made up, and belong to passivity.
"Ahem..."
After a while, Lin Luo estimated that the emperor had reconciled, broke the silence with a dry cough, and then explained: "Actually, this is nothing, the main thing is that you are new to the city and are not clear about the value of many things, which is a cognitive problem."
When you slowly integrate into modern society, you will definitely not do such a thing. ”
"So, what you have to do now is to integrate into the world as soon as possible, raise awareness of this society, and avoid things like this from happening in the future."
Facing the steps handed over, Jiang Li was silent for a moment, and finally raised his head, "If I want to integrate into this place, in addition to needing my ID card, what else do I do?" ”
Lin Luo was waiting for this sentence, and said without thinking about it: "The others are too far away, the first thing is the way of speaking, and the way to dress." ”
"About talking .... It's okay for you to say whatever you say in front of me, but when you're outside or in front of outsiders, you try to use me, don't use me, or don't say it at all, and then you observe how I and other modern people talk and what kind of words they use. ”
"As for this dress, the one you're wearing now looks like a modern person."
Speaking of this, Lin Luo paused, his eyes swept over the plain, "But there is still one thing missing, let's go, let's go out and buy it for you now." ”
"What to buy?"
"You'll find out when you go out with me."
...............
Nearly an hour later, the two were standing on the side of the road, with traffic coming and going on a wide road, and directly across the street was a women's underwear store called Second Skin.
"Now, do you see, the store opposite is our destination this time."
Jiang Li put his hands in his pockets and looked at the store opposite.
The second skin, this name is very weird.
"I... I'm going to buy something bad here? ”
"Hmm."
"Then why didn't we come for a long time?"
"Wait." Lin Luo couldn't say that there were other female customers inside, let's go when they left, he pointed to the vehicles on the road and said: "There are cars coming and going on this road, it is very dangerous to cross the road, and we will go over when there is no car." ”
"Since there are cars on the road, why don't you and I take the zebra crossing at the traffic light over there?"
Jiang Li stretched out his hand and pointed to the traffic light in the distance, this trip out of the door, stop and go all the way, under Lin Luo's popular science, she has a general understanding of the modern traffic rules, stop at the red light, go at the green light.
"That's too far away, it takes a lot of time to walk over, it's better to..."
As he was talking, several customers from the women's underwear store walked out, Lin Luo paused, looked again, made sure that there was no one else, and waved his hand instead: "Let's go, let's go over." ”
"But there are cars on the road."
"I know, let's go from here."
Lin Luo pointed to the underground passage next to him, and then walked down the steps first, turned his head and saw Jiang Li following, so he lowered his voice and said: "Teach you the same again, you don't have to take the zebra crossing to cross the road, you can also take this kind of underground passage, you can also reach the opposite side by walking from here, people have to learn to be flexible." ”
Hearing this, Jiang Li's brows furrowed, "Then why didn't you change it earlier?" ”
"Oh, doesn't this test your traffic awareness, it's okay, you know that you can't pass by with a car."
casually made an excuse perfunctory, the two of them arrived at the opposite side along the underground passage, standing in front of the underwear store, Lin Luo observed again, and confirmed that there were no other female customers, only two clerks were chatting at the bar, and then he stepped forward and pushed the door.
"Welcome ....."
Hearing the sound of the door opening, the two subconsciously turned around, and saw that it was a man who entered the store, and they couldn't help but be stunned, but after all, they had professionalism, and they were stunned for a moment before they recovered, "Welcome, what does Mr. need?" ”
Lin Luo made a mistake to the side, exposed Jiang Li, who was blocked by him, and then tried to pretend that nothing happened, "Oh, buy her two underwear." ”
Seeing Jiang Li, the two clerks showed a sudden look on their faces, and then a professional smile hung on their faces, "Sir, this is your girlfriend, your girlfriend is so beautiful, I don't know what style you want to buy for your girlfriend?" ”
Lin Luo coughed, "You misunderstood, she is my sister." ”
Hearing this, the two clerks instantly changed their words, and the connection was extremely silky, "It turned out to be my sister, and you also brought your sister to buy underwear, you are really intimate as a brother." ”
Lin Luo turned his gaze and avoided the expectant gaze of the clerk, no matter how you brag it, I can't afford it anyway, he looked around, and finally pointed to the shelves over there, all of them were in their early hundreds, which was the limit of what he could afford.
"Over there, you guys look at it and pick two pieces, the style should be conservative."
Seeing the price of more than 100 yuan, the clerk's smile faded a little, and then said, "Then I don't know what cup my sister is wearing?" ”
"She hasn't worn it yet, this is the first time I've come to buy it, please help me pick it out, and when it's ready, I'll trouble you to take her to the fitting room to try it."
"Okay."
The clerk nodded, his eyes naturally looked at Jiang Li's chest, and then the smile on his face froze, eh, why isn't this?
After being stunned for a few seconds, the clerk withdrew her sympathetic gaze, although she didn't, but the business still had to be done, and then she turned around and looked for it on the shelf, and took a girl's cotton underwear with the smallest cup.
Then he held it in his hand and said with a smile: "Sister, how about this, if you can, go to the fitting room with your sister to try it." ”
“???”
When she entered the store and saw a dazzling array of covers, when she heard the word underwear, Jiang Li felt that something was wrong, and now she saw this so-called underwear up close, the shape, and the style, which made her think of something unconsciously.
"I ......."
"Ahem!"
A heavy cough interrupted her voice, and Lin Luo said: "That, I think this one is very good, just this one, please take her to try it, if it doesn't work, just pull her away, my sister is thin-skinned and shy, she may not want to go." ”
Hearing this, the two clerks nodded with a smile, the girls who bought underwear for the first time would be shy, besides, this girl didn't have it, such a story of a cup injury, it would only be more shy.
"Let's go, sister, what are you shy, you're comfortable, and my sisters still envy you."
As he spoke, the two clerks grabbed Jiang Li's arm one from the left and one from the right, and half-pulled her to the fitting room.
Being put up on his left and right arms, the poor Emperor His Majesty was already in a mess, he forgot about the struggle for a while, walked forward for a while, and then turned his head to look at Lin Luo.
You can't hide the eyes of a person who wants to stab.
Lin Luo's lips moved for a while, and no sound came out, but Jiang Li understood.
Dress up and blend in with modern society.