In the evening, Shui Wang came over with a bucket of seafood, including crabs, shrimps, squid, scallops, etc.

"Brother Hua, how about a barbecue here tonight? My brother has gone to buy carbon. Shui Wang said.

There is no barbecue grill at his house, but Zhang Yaohua has at home.

"Yes! I'll wash those things. ”

"I'll help you." Shui Wang placed the bucket of seafood next to him.

Zhang Yaohua shook his head: "No, you go and get some leeks, green beans and the like, who else in the village has tender corn?" Go ask and forget if you don't. ”

It's all seafood, and it's a bit greasy.

It's really not okay to order vegetarian dishes.

"Okay." Shui Wang is not verbose.

My mother was just about to cook rice, and when she heard the news, she didn't put rice.

"In that case, you can boil those tender peanuts, right?"

Zhang Yaohua nodded: "Hmm!" It should be enough to eat. ”

Eat barbecue, what else do you eat?

If it's in the city, barbecues are generally left at twelve o'clock for supper. But in the countryside, you have to go to bed at about ten o'clock, who still eats supper?

Waiting for Zhang Yaohua to clean the barbecue grill, he disposed of the bucket of seafood again.

Squid and other skewers are skewered with steel skewers and waiting to be grilled.

Peanut oil, soy sauce, cumin and other ingredients are also available.

In addition, a lot of garlic is peeled and chopped into garlic paste.

He found that there were more than a dozen oysters in the bucket, and he couldn't do without minced garlic.

After Zhang Yaohua got these things done, Ah Hui also drove a women's motorcycle over, half a bag of barbecue charcoal, a case of beer, and a dozen Wang Laoji herbal tea.

As soon as he unloaded his things, Shui Wang also came back with a large basket of things.

"Corn doesn't."

At this season, the corn has long been peeled into kernels and dried. They can grow out of season here, but there are almost no people in the village.

Zhang Yaohua saw the enoki mushroom inside and asked in surprise, "Where did you find the enoki mushroom?" ”

"I asked Brother Da Liang for it, and his house had a barbecue last night. He also has chicken kidneys and pork chops, but I didn't ask for them. Shui Wang said. That bucket of seafood was enough for the two of them to eat, after all, Zhang Yaowei was not at home.

Seeing that the sky was gradually darkening, Zhang Yaohua and they began to barbecue.

The main thing is that the three of them are busy, and Yong Zai is chasing the four-eyed boy next to him. Zhang Yaohua's parents and Shui Wang's mother were watching TV and chatting in the house.

"Where's your dad?"

Ah Hui said: "He was on fire, his mouth was foaming, and he didn't come." ”

Cantonese people, at every turn, are on fire. At this time, I still eat barbecue, which is really life-threatening.

"Spray some watermelon cream, I have it at home."

Ah Hui shook his head: "I have it at home, but it's useless to my dad, he usually sprinkles salt." ”

Many people in the countryside do this, and the mouth ulcers are wiped with salt, and the pain is a little painful, but the effect is also quite good, and basically the next day it is significantly improved.

However, doctors generally advise you not to use salt, saying it can worsen ulcers.

From a scientific point of view, it is true that salt cannot be used.

But the older generation uses it like this, and it really works, especially for those ulcers that have been repeated for many days and have not healed. Zhang Yaohua also tried, but the watermelon cream had no effect, so he rubbed it with salt.

Especially before going to bed, it's almost good when you wake up.

Sometimes, so-called science cannot be fully trusted.

For example, if we have been injured before, we can just smear some grass and wood ash on the wound. Now, doctors definitely don't recommend you to do this, saying it's unhygienic, unscientific, etc.

"The current watermelon cream is so fake, and the effect is getting worse and worse." Ah Hui complained.

"It may also be due to drug resistance, some drugs are used too much, and the effect will get worse and worse." Zhang Yaohua said.

Of course, it is true that it is not excluded that some drugs are now cutting corners.

Seeing Zhang Yaohua starting to roast green beans, Ah Hui suddenly thought of something and said with a smile: "I saw on the Internet that if this kind of beans are not ripe, they will be poisoned." ”

Zhang Yaohua was stunned: "Really? ”

Although never eaten raw, green beans are poisonous? This is the first time I've heard of it.

Mushrooms are poisonous.

As we all know, sprouted potatoes are also poisonous, but Zhang Yaohua has also eaten them, and it seems that there is nothing wrong, probably not much to eat.

Ah Hui shrugged: "I've eaten uncooked ones, but I didn't have any reaction, maybe not a variety." ”

Shui Wang came out of the house and said depressedly: "Mom is really enough, watch the anti-Japanese drama at home, and watch it at Brother Hua's house." ”

For young people, the anti-Japanese drama is to rub the audience's IQ on the ground, but for the older generation, they watch it with relish and don't feel anything wrong.

It's over if it's cool, what does it matter if it's okay or not?

"The main viewers of that kind of drama should be our parents, grandparents and grandmothers." Zhang Yaohua said.

Although he doesn't watch anti-Japanese dramas, he won't criticize them too much.

This kind of drama is filmed every year, if there is no market, are people stupid?

Some young people nowadays keep saying that anti-Japanese dramas insult IQ and do not emphasize science, logic, and rationality. But don't the fucking ones on the Internet cool articles they read on their own be like this? Can you take your brain to see it?

is all about pursuing a "cool" word, and no one should say anything.

Once you have baked a part, you will send half of it to the house.

Zhang Yaohua and the others ate directly at the door, mainly because they didn't want to watch the drama.

How nice it is to be outside, to blow the evening breeze, to be cool, and to see the night view. Not only is the moon very round tonight, but it seems that you can see the Milky Way in the sky.

These night skies are hard to see in the city.

"Did you notice? The moon is also round when it is not the fifteenth day of August, as long as it is the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, it will be round. Shui Wang told everyone that he made a major discovery.

Zhang Yaohua looked at him for a while, and then asked, "You just know?" ”

Belch!

Shui Wang scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

Ah Hui said angrily: "Is this common sense?" There is also a saying called 'fifteen moons and sixteen rounds'! ”

As for what the principle was, he also forgot.

"Are there mosquito coils? A lot of mosquitoes, don't you feel it? Shui Wang couldn't help but slap his thigh again, slapping three to death.

"Yes, I'll go in and get it."

Mosquitoes seem to pick people to bite, some people don't attract mosquitoes, and some people are mosquito attractors, no matter where they go, mosquitoes can always find them.

Zhang Yaohua even took out the mosquito swatter.

Shui Wang first swept it several times with an electric mosquito swatter, and the electric mosquito swatter made a crackling sound, and he kept seeing the firelight flickering, just like setting off firecrackers.

The barbecue was eaten until nine o'clock, and Zhang Yaohua drank almost two bottles of beer, and his brain was a little dizzy. Two bottles of beer are almost his limit, and he may vomit if he drinks it again.

"That's all for tonight!" Zhang Yaohua said.

The two brothers knew that Zhang Yaohua couldn't drink, so they didn't force it. They drink about three more bottles than Zhang Yaohua, which is not their limit.

"Brother Hua, you still have to practice this amount of alcohol, it's too bad. A lot of women are drinking more than you. ”

Zhang Yaohua glanced at him: "Women are the most powerful when they drink, what do they compare to?" ”

He has seen that there are women who drink seven or eight bottles and can easily control them.

A woman's belly is really a mystery sometimes.