Chapter Seventy-Eight: This year's netizens are extremely evil!
After brushing the bowl, Lin Luo wiped his hands and came out of the kitchen, Jiang Li was spreading out the rice paper, holding a brush to write, and holding a mobile phone next to him.
He stood next to him and took a look, "Why do you write so much, just one word is enough." ”
"I want to write." After a pause, Jiang Li raised his head again and said, "When the time comes, you can cut a few more videos for me and send them." ”
"My Majesty, is this going to open the book?"
What do you call Your Majesty?
It sounds like I belong to you.
Jiang Li felt awkward for a while, and asked rhetorically: "I want to make more money, is this also wrong?" ”
"Of course not." Lin Luo smiled very understandingly: "Then you must make more money, don't be unable to repay your debts one day, feel that you can't repay it, and then promise me personally." ”
Jiang Li said expressionlessly: "Then you must first find a medicine that can charm your mind and change your mind, and trick me into eating it." ”
Lin Luo raised his eyebrows: "Huh? ”
“......”
This sound made Jiang Li's hand holding the brush shake, and the rice paper was suddenly stained with ink.
Could it be that there really is such a mind-changing drug in modern times?
And then this dog thing was reminded and wanted to drug her?
But at this time, I heard Lin Luo say: "Don't give people ideas next time, I'm a righteous gentleman, and if I want to let others go, I may really drug you." ”
"Is there really such a mind-altering drug?"
"Nope."
There are things that make people delirious, but there are things that change the mind.... It is estimated that only the legendary Gu and the like can do it.
Even if there is, Lin Luo knows that he will definitely not be able to buy it, so it is equivalent to nothing.
“.....”
Jiang Li glared at him angrily, since he didn't, then this dog was deliberately scaring her.
She threw the contaminated rice paper into the trash, and said stiffly: "Whether there is or not, if you dare to drug me, I will treat you with you..."
At this point, she paused, what kind of threat to be buried with a dog is useless to this shameless fellow.
Her mind was in a hurry, and she thought of a top one, "I'll find someone to castrate you and make you a eunuch again." ”
"I said you're as for you? Not to mention that I am a decent gentleman, it is impossible to drug you at all.
Besides, your threat is useless, and you even found someone to castrate me as a eunuch, do you think this is Daqi? You go outside and ask, see who dares to take your errand, there is not even a eunuch in modern society, how can there be a knife maker? ”
After all, Lin Luo felt that his words were too absolute, it was true that there was no knife maker, but it was not necessarily true that there were no eunuchs in modern society, and there were many starting points.
"I can't find anyone, won't I do it myself?"
Jiang Li made a straight face, and after speaking, he added: "Don't sleep too hard at night, it's best to stand guard with two eyes in turn." ”
“........”
The corners of Lin Luo's eyes jumped, don't really say it, this stalk is used just right, and now it is becoming more and more proficient.
He sat down on the sofa, opened the notebook, and urged casually: "Write quickly, I'll cut it for you when I'm done, and then let's find a TV series to watch." ”
"I won't write it."
Jiang Li put the pen aside, took off the phone and handed it to Lin Luo, "I wrote six pairs of words, that is, six videos, and after sending them, it will be enough, you ask that person to turn the remaining five hundred yuan." ”
"I'm afraid it won't work."
"Why not?"
"We've taken money from others, so at least we should be a little... You see, you were supposed to post one video a day, for a total of twelve days.
As far as promotion is concerned, it doesn't matter if the effect is good or bad, but at least the time span is long, but if you post six videos a day, it will inevitably give the other party the feeling that you are coping with errands. ”
Lin Luo gave another example: "This kind of thing is equivalent to your will, and you need to announce it to the world."
Then let a minister supervise this matter, not only to post the Bangwen Di newspaper in all counties of the world, but also to send people to explain the content of the list to the people, and be sure to let the people know.
As a result, a few days later, he ran back to reply to the decree and tell you, Your Majesty, the minister has done the job.
Maybe he did it, but your first reaction at this time is never that he is effective and fast.
Rather, it is suspected that this minister is most likely perfunctory, right? ”
With such an example, Jiang Li instantly understood, and she had to admit that every time she wanted to explain something, this guy could always solve her puzzles in the most intuitive and accurate way.
- He knows Daqi too well and understands what kind of way of thinking she is.
"So when Lin Banban ran errands before, you actually did it a long time ago, but I was worried that I would think you were doing something perfunctory, so you would deliberately waste time?"
Lin Luo blinked, looking at her without speaking.
Jiang Li said to himself again, "I didn't expect to do an errand, and I can have these things when I reply to the decree."
Especially you, Lin Companion, the time for each reply comes a little slowly, which always makes me feel a little late, but I can't afford to criticize you, but I still think that you are doing things decently and doing your best.
You really know how to think about me, but I was pinched by you. ”
That's not it, let's just eat this bowl of rice, and figuring out the holy will is the basic skill.
Lin Luo didn't say this, but said seriously: "Is there a possibility that I don't have a guess, but I have the same heart with you?" ”
Who is your heart.....
Jiang Li glared at him, and then said: "The same mind is your nonsense, and you can figure out your thoughts to be true." ”
"You know what? People don't want their minds to be known to others, but you still have to figure out my thoughts, and this feeling is very unpleasant to me. ”
"What's wrong with having someone willing to figure out your mind?"
"Not good."
"What's wrong? I don't want to figure out what other people think, and I don't bother to figure it out, I'm tired.
I am willing to figure out your thoughts, because you are the emperor before, I need to rely on your thoughts to avoid me from doing something wrong, saying something wrong, attracting punishment, or even losing my head.
And now that you are no longer the emperor, I don't have to worry about saying the wrong thing and getting punished for doing the wrong thing, but I will still try to figure out your thoughts.
I'm going to guess what you're thinking, to gauge whether you're in a good mood or not, to try to get a feel for your emotions.
If you do this to me, I will be very happy, indicating that you ..... Well, you might as well guess what I'm thinking. Lin Luo smiled, "What do you think is still guessing your mind now?" ”
"Because you have a deep heart and many eyes."
"Is it possible that I like you? I want to pursue you, so I guess your heart? ”
The sudden hit of a straight ball caught Jiang Li a little off guard, and she didn't know how to answer for a while, she moved her lips, and then sneered: "Do you like that?" You're a greedy body, you're cheap! ”
I pedal a horse.
Lin Luo's heart was simply galloping, and he hit a straight ball, but he didn't get positive feedback, but was scolded back by her with a stalk.
This year's netizens are extremely evil!
You can make anything into a short video and send it out.
"Yes, you're right, I'm just hungry for your body, I'm cheap, and then what?"