Chapter Eighty-Seven: Get Me a Pair of Chopsticks!

The next morning, Lin Luo led Jiang Li out of the door and walked out of the community to report today's itinerary to the emperor.

"Didn't you want to go out yesterday? Let's find a place to eat in a while, and then watch a movie together, drink a cup of milk tea, take a walk, and go shopping. ”

Jiang Li's tone was quiet: "Why does I sound like it's a date?" Do you want to open another room in the end? ”

“?”

What do you look at on the Internet every day...... Lin Luo's cheeks twitched twice, "You know the dating process very well, don't you?" ”

"Lin Banban thinks how difficult these things are in modern times, not to mention that I have been studying the Internet for many days, why can't I understand them?"

"It is recommended to withdraw from the network, thank you."

"I'm back."

"Why are you going back, it's just an appointment, is it possible that I will really take you to open a room?" Lin Luo said: "Besides, we are both couples, how normal it is to have an appointment." ”

"The titular couple, after saying that they are just living together, what will they meet? Why did I date you? ”

Looking at her retort, Lin Luo smiled very understandingly, "I understand that Her Majesty the Empress is worried, worried that once you make an appointment with me, it will become true in name, right?" ”

"Lin Companion is excited?"

"Whatever you think, it's just a meeting, do you think we usually go out to buy groceries and not go on a date? Hanging out doesn't count as dating? ”

Jiang Li was stunned, "These are also dating?" ”

"Why not? The essence of dating is nothing more than being alone between men and women. Is it necessary to go to the movies, have a candlelit dinner, and do these ritualistic things to be called a date? ”

Speaking of this, Lin Luo shook his head with a sigh, and his tone was teasing, "I thought you really understood, but it turned out that you were just floating on the surface, still staying at the stage of seeing mountains are mountains, it seems that our Majesty has a lot to learn." ”

Jiang Li: "What did you just say about candlelight dinner, you don't need to put on the electric light, but you light the candle to eat dinner, are you sick?" ”

This topic jumped so bluntly, Lin Luo casually picked up, "I said that it was a sense of ceremony, let's go, let's go find a place to eat first." ”

In the bustling commercial street, Her Majesty the Empress wears a childish sweatshirt, jeans, a high ponytail, and a cotton candy she just bought on the side of the road.

This kind of sugar is rare, like a cloud, soft, sweet to eat, and pleasing to the eye.

"You can make this candy yourself, right?"

"I can't do it."

"Why can't you do it? The man just held the chopsticks and stretched them into the pot, and the candy was made as soon as the pot turned? ”

"So you think our pot will be fine with a turn, right?"

"Isn't it?"

"Clever, Your Majesty, why didn't I think of it?"

"It's easy to know." Jiang Li's tone was light, "This kind of thing is not as complicated as a computer or mobile phone, you can understand the principle with just the naked eye, it's not that I'm smart, but you're stupid." ”

"Then when the time comes, let's buy some white sugar and make it at home, and you will be responsible for turning the pot, I hope you can turn it as fast as other people's pots, how about we eat it here?"

Jiang Li was still thinking about turning the pot, and when he heard this, he looked up and saw what was written on the plaque, and he couldn't tell what he was doing at all, "What kind of food is this selling?" ”

"Pizza."

"It's a weird name."

"Let's go, let's go in and have a taste, just enough to take you to experience the exotic flavor."

"Isn't this just a Western Regions naan?"

Sitting on the seat, looking at the pizza that was served, Jiang Li couldn't hold back for a moment, listening to what kind of pizza was called, and thought it was some amazing exotic flavor, but it turned out to be this?

"A piece of naan, sprinkled with some meat and vegetables, it becomes an exotic flavor, and it is still sold so expensive?"

Lin Luo was in a trance, the emperor began to feel sorry for money?

"Foreign monks are good at chanting, it's normal to sell expensive points, and Chinese people eat this set."

"That's what you're all about?"

"I'm not going to eat this set, but I'm going to take you to taste the exotic flavors. If it were me, I'd rather go for KFC and also look at the day of the week. Find someone V again for me fifty. ”

Jiang Li didn't understand what kind of mess this was, "How do you eat this?" ”

As she spoke, she looked around again, "Hold it in your hand and eat?" ”

"yes, rip it off like this." Lin Luo tore off a piece with his hand and handed it over, "Give, taste." ”

Looking at the oily Jiang Li, he hesitated for a moment, but still stretched out his hand to take it, "Foreigners don't even use chopsticks to eat, they eat with their hands, and after a thousand years, it seems that they have not yet been civilized." ”

Lin Luo also pulled a piece for himself, put it in his mouth and took a bite, and said vaguely: "You take away your superiority, time has passed, now is not the time for us to show our superiority, now is the time for people to look down on us." ”

Jiang Li frowned: "There is such a thing?" ”

"Haven't you finished reading a brief history of China? More than 100 years ago, we were pressed to the ground and rubbed by others, beaten like the third grandson, in this case, it is inevitable to be looked down upon by others. ”

"That's also clear."

"Okay, don't criticize yet, the steak is here."

The waiter came over with a tray and lifted the lid, revealing the steak crackling and splashing oil.

"Steak." As he spoke, the waiter smiled, "Fully cooked, two slow to use." ”

“.”

Jiang Li frowned and looked at the waiter away, then turned his head and said, "What's going on with that person, why did you laugh for no reason?" ”

"I think we've got a good idea, and we're laughing at it. Don't pay attention to him, this kind of person just has a problem, let's spend money here, but he took the overseas Chinese. ”

"Why should you be laughed at when you order a well-cooked one?"

"Because steak is something like a half-cooked thing in a foreign country anyway, and those gringos think it's more tender.

When it comes to us, many people think that they have to eat half-baked food just like foreign countries.

Ordering a well-cooked one seems to be a bad thing, and you have to use a knife and fork, they think it's so advanced, if you don't use it, people will laugh at you for being a hillbilly, a dirt bun.

If you use chopsticks, heh, in the eyes of some people, it is even more heinous, like digging his ancestral grave. ”

Jiang Li was confused when he heard this, frowned and asked, "Why is this foreign meal so inexplicable?" ”

"yes, it's just inexplicable."

Lin Luo lowered his head and cut the steak with a knife and fork, "That's why I just said that I would rather eat KFC, at least that place has been localized." Unlike this kind of Western restaurant, if you don't follow the way of eating by those gringos, it's as if you've committed a big crime, and you're just spending money to buy sin. ”

"Don't come to this place in the future."

"Okay, listen to you, if you don't come again in the future, I should take you to try it this time."

Lin Luo smiled, lowered his head and continued to cut the steak, very carefully cut into small pieces, after cutting, he gave the plate to Jiang Li and pushed it over, "Here, you eat this plate, I have cut it all, you use a fork to eat." ”

"Thank you." Jiang Li didn't refuse, and pushed his plate over, "Then this plate is for you, and Lin Banban will cut it again." ”

"Not really."

Lin Luo turned his head and shouted, "Waiter, bring me a pair of chopsticks!" ”

(End of chapter)