Chapter Eighty-Three: Shameless Scum
Garrison has been feeling very annoyed and depressed lately, Ouyang Yu has been cultivating for nearly a month, so he has more time to visit Xia Na and Mrs. Marne's family, and every time he doesn't have a good face to show him, which makes the self-proclaimed love saint Garrison feel very faceless and discouraged, and Garrison, who covets Ouyang Yu's beauty, racks his brains to try his best to please Ouyang Yu, but Ouyang Yu doesn't care about it at all.
One day, after dealing with work, Garrison went to the tavern he frequented in a depressed mood, and sat on the edge of the table where he usually sits, Garrison drank one sip after another, when he suddenly heard a familiar voice say above his head, "Lord Garrison, we meet again." ”
He looked up and saw that it was an acquaintance, and when Garrison saw that he seemed to have something in mind, he immediately stood up enthusiastically and greeted, "Mr. Phillips, it's you, come on, come on, it's been a long time and sit down and have two drinks together." ”
Phillips, dressed as a businessman, was in his forties, the kind of person who would be hard to recognize if he was thrown into a crowd, and when Garrison invited Phillips to sit down next to him and have a toast with Garrison.
Wiping his mouth, Phillips asked Garrison, "Why is Lord Garrison drinking here alone?" Didn't you get your hands on the girl you had your crush on last time......? Woo. ”
Garrison quickly covered his mouth when he heard Phillips say something he shouldn't have said, and whispered in his ear, "I'm going to die, what nonsense are you talking in public." ”
Phillips smiled sheepishly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Look at my mouth. ”
Garrison gave him an annoyed look and said, "That Christina is already married to me and is my wife, and she gave me a daughter." ”
"Oops. Garrison, congratulations on your successful hug. A drink for that!" Phillips toasted Garrison with his glass.
"I also have to thank you, if I hadn't gone with you that day, I wouldn't have met Christina, and I wouldn't have been able to marry such a beauty without your help. ”
The two put down their glasses and Phillips asked again: "You have a successful career and a beautiful wife, so why should there be anything to worry about?"
Seemingly with a good listener, Garrison told Phillips about his recent pursuit of Ouyang Yu and Avril, and Phillips whispered close to his ear, "Hey, you thought something was going on." Have you forgotten the medicine I gave you before? Quietly carry that medicine on your body and volatilize in the air, as long as you smell it, no matter how chaste the fierce woman is, she will become a // woman, and she will take the initiative to thirst for your big gun, and then I will match you with another miracle medicine, which guarantees that you can feed the two girls you want to pursue, and your legs will be weak when you see you, women, as long as you get her body, you can get her heart, otherwise why is there a saying that you will love for a long time. Hey, hey, hey, ....... (PS: Chinese is really broad and profound, please don't worry about why a person from another world would say the above sentence, seriously (9).) )
Phillips' smile that all men understand makes Garrison understand, and it was this medicine that Phillips gave him to take possession of Christina's body in the first place. Coupled with a series of sweet words that don't want money, Christina, who has little social experience and has never seen a sinister heart, was tricked.
Garrison, who was in a good mood, toasted Phillips for the third time. After the two agree on the location and events of their next meeting, Garrison leaves the tavern, and after he leaves, Phillips leaves the tavern and returns to his home. On the way home, he seemed to behave normally, but he kept browsing the stalls on both sides of the street to see if anyone was following him out of the corner of his eye. And he deliberately went around a few big circles, wandering around the labyrinthine alleys of the old city for a long time, and only returned to his residence after making sure that no one was following him.
Phillips went to the bedroom, picked up a pen, wrote many verses on a piece of paper, densely filled a whole sheet of paper, sealed it in an envelope, and called a servant to send him to the truffle tavern in the city.
The servant respectfully took the envelope, and walked briskly all the way to the Truffle Tavern, where he found the proprietress of the tavern and said, "Madam, this is a letter from my lord to you. ”
"Tove! I'm here to help your lord deliver love poems again!" shouted a drunken adventurer in the tavern.
The thirty-year-old tavern proprietress named Cindy took the envelope and scolded with a smile: "The old lady is popular, do you care?!"
"Hahaha...... The proprietress read us the verses that Mr. Phillips had given you, and let us admire his masterpiece!" The adventurer's mention was met with the approval of most of the tavern, and the hecklers clamored to hear what Phillips had written.
The adventurer's joke proprietress didn't care, and she really opened the envelope in front of everyone, took out the paper full of verses, and read it aloud.
"Mouth in the mirror of concealment, do not look for your mouth on my lips, you were my death, may it not bother you again, O beautiful country girl, the thick forest is where you were born, your eyes are clear springs, and the calm waters reflect the clouds and the sky, and your eyelashes are the ...... of the faint grass. ”
Phillips's poems don't make sense, even people with little culture can hear that the bull's head is not the right mouth, the proprietress read it and caused the whole tavern to laugh, Phillips's servant Toff left the tavern with a red face and was embarrassed, and kept complaining about his master, the tavern lady is indeed beautiful, but she can pursue it in other ways? Every time he writes a love poem, it will be used as a joke, but if he continues to write tirelessly, can't he change the way?
Amid the laughter of the drinkers, the proprietress stuffed the paper with Phillips' love poems into her pocket, chatted with the drinkers, and found an excuse to return to her room.
Cindy closed the room, pulled out a book of poems from the bookshelf, opened it, and took out a blank piece of paper from the book of poems, there were many squares that had been dug out on it, and she put the white paper on top of Phillips's love poems, the white paper covered most of the letters, but a complete text appeared in the squares that had been dug out.
When the time comes, Garrison will soon take action on Catherine, quickly informing the Speaker and the elders to come to the Kadesh capital.
After reading it, Cindy put the checkered white paper back into the poetry book, then burned the fake love poems that Phillips used to convey information, and carefully scattered the ashes, and then went out to tell his subordinates that he was going out for a while, and finally disappeared into the rolling crowd of the royal capital.
A few days later, Garrison returns to the tavern he frequents, where Phillips is already waiting for him, "Did you bring anything?" Garrison asked impatiently as he sat down.
Phillips smiled lewdly, took out a small bottle from his bosom and handed it to Garrison and said, "Here you go, it's still the same usage as last time, it's only useful in a closed room, the pill will volatilize naturally when you open the cork, and this, after eating it, you can come seven times a night." ”
Garrison took the two things handed by Phillips and put them in his arms as if they were treasures, and after confirming that they were put away, he patted Phillips on the shoulder affectionately and said, "I succeeded this time, you must attend the wedding when the time comes, I wanted to ask you for my wedding with Christina last time, but I couldn't find it anywhere, you can't find it again this time." ”
"Definitely, definitely. Phillips smiled happily.
Garrison laughs as well, and the two stay at the tavern until late before leaving, during which time Phillips hopes to get some orders from the Army, and Garrison agrees.
Watching Garrison get into the carriage and walk away, Phillips, who was still drunk just now, put on a cold sneer, "Unsuccessful gentleman, when you know who you want to plot, your expression must be quite exciting, but unfortunately I can't see it, you will regret it when the time comes, hum." (To be continued......)