Chapter 135: Shall I Climb Up?

There are dogs barking.

Lin Luo was sure that this was definitely scolding him.

Low EQ: What are you calling a dog?

High emotional intelligence: There is a dog barking.

Compared with the two, the emotional intelligence is high, at least the latter did not name names, I just said that there was a dog barking, and I didn't say that the dog was you.

I have long said that Jiang Jiang is forced.. The more arrogant goods have a bit of emotional intelligence.

However, immediately after, Lin Luo found that it didn't seem to be the case, because it seemed that there was really a dog barking.

If you use the way you write an essay - there is a faint sound of a dog barking.

And the sound of the dog barking came from above.

The speed of the shared electric car gradually slowed down until it stopped, and Lin Luo looked up at a tree on the side of the road.

It is estimated that it will take more than ten or twenty years to plant a large tree, and if it is not the middle of winter at this time, this tree must be flourishing.

And now, bare, on a branch about three meters above the ground, there is a cat.

To be exact, a cat that hugs a branch and then barks from its mouth from time to time.

It's not that the dog barks, it's the kind of dog sleeping on the side of the road, and you go over and kick it, and the dog squeaks in shock.

But it's not like a dog barking continuously, but barking twice, pausing for a while, and barking twice.

Even if you don't understand cat language, you can hear the nervousness and fear in this voice.

Jiang Li raised his head and looked up for a while, "Isn't this cat coming down?" ”

"It should be."

"But it doesn't seem to be stuck, so why can't it climb down if it can climb up?"

"This situation is actually very normal, and the concubines who have cats in the palace often have this kind of cat climbing up the tree and then not being able to get down."

"You've seen it?"

"I've seen it many times."

Hearing this, Jiang Li retracted his gaze and turned to look at Lin Luo, with a quiet tone: "Since I have seen it many times, it means that your Lin companion has a close relationship with those concubines of mine, right?" ”

“.”

My boyfriend was in close contact with other women, and then these women were still nominally my wife.

This relationship will look very perverted if it goes on again, Lin Luo nodded generously and admitted: "Yes." But in the first two years of your reign, your concubines asked me to go to their palace every once in a while, but then they stopped looking for me."

Speaking of this, he couldn't help but sigh, "So far, I have lost a lot of income." ”

I think that in the first few years when the emperor first ascended the throne, he didn't earn a lot of money from those concubines.

After all, he was a personal companion, accompanying the emperor, and those concubines called him over every once in a while, nominally asking him for help.

This one said that the cat couldn't climb the tree and couldn't get up, and the other said that Zhan Fengduo fell down, and these are still some of the justifications, like those who are not serious. There's nothing wrong with that.

Others said that they wanted to ask him about some things, all of which were trivial things, such as: what to eat in Shangjifang, and whether there were any new Shu brocades in the weaving prison.

In short, it's all about help that doesn't need help.

When it's time to leave, mother, I've done you so much, you can't let me run for nothing, can you?

Of course, there is no need to say this kind of thing, those concubines will be very sensible to make some favors and send some gadgets.

Gold leaves, jade wrenches, all kinds of gold and silver jewelry, and even a ten-pound large gold bracelet were directly put on his wrist, good guy, the shackles in the prison are not so heavy.

"To put it bluntly, they are just looking for a reason to bribe me, thinking that if I accept the money, I can say a few kind words in front of you, so that you, the emperor, can be a little more pampered to her, and it will be successful if you don't call them to sleep, as a result"

Speaking of this, Lin Luo shook his head and didn't say any more.

You give a gift to a person, and you give it several times, only to find that the person's fart is not up to the top.

Will you continue to deliver?

Anyway, those big grievances haven't been sent to him again, and he has lost a considerable amount of income since then.

"It's a pity that Lin Banban has accumulated so much money for so many years, but in the end it has become a failure."

Lin Luo ignored her very deliberate emotion, and stood under the tree and looked up, "Let's think of a way to see how to get this cat down." ”

"Take it down and take it home to raise?"

"Not really. It's okay to take it back and raise it, do you want to raise it? ”

"Then you climb up and get it down."

"Shall I climb up?"

Jiang Li turned his head to look at him when he heard this, there was no expression on his face, and his tone was even more undulating, "What, it's okay for you to help my concubines climb trees to save cats, but now you can't help me save cats?" ”

“.”

Look at your weird look.

"Is there a possibility that when your concubines asked me to help save the cat, I was actually standing below and watching, and the tree was climbed by someone else?"

Lin Luo put forward a hypothesis, but it was not a hypothesis, after all, he was the governor of Dongchang, the governor of Shang Gongjian, and the eunuch of the governor of the Inner Servant Province, how could he be allowed to climb trees.

The problem is that this is the side of the road, there is no ladder nearby, and when I looked around just now, I didn't see any suitable sticks.

At this time, a walking uncle passed by, and the cat on the tree just happened to bark twice, and the uncle looked up, and was immediately stunned, "Yo, this cat can also speak foreign languages." ”

Then he looked at the two men standing under the tree, "Young man, you two want to get that cat down?" ”

"Aang."

"So, I'll give you both a trick."

"What's the move?"

"Look at you're quite big, you let your girlfriend ride on your neck, you stand up, you can definitely get it."

“?”

This uncle is probably also a fun person, he made a move, and after he finished, he didn't wait for the two to speak, so he waved his hand, "It's okay, no thanks, I'm leaving." ”

After that, the uncle put his hand behind his back and walked away, hiding his merit and fame.

No, who wants to thank you?

Seeing the uncle gradually walking away, Lin Luo turned his head and asked very seriously, "What do you think of the method he said just now?" ”

"Not good."

"I think it's okay, why don't we try it?"

“.”

Jiang Li looked at him and didn't speak.

"I know you love face." As he spoke, Lin Luo put his hand on her shoulder and said earnestly: "But let's save the kitten, you get over it." ”

"I can't get over it."

Jiang Li pushed the dog's paw away from his shoulder, not to mention what it looked like to ride on his neck, not to mention that it was still on the side of the road.

Although it was winter and afternoon, there were not many pedestrians, but there were still people.

If only people had seen it? What is that word on the Internet called, yes, social death.

"Then I'll lift you up."

As soon as the words came out, Lin Luo paused again, this doesn't seem to be possible, about three meters above the ground, this is not something that can be solved by lifting high, and she can't agree to raise high.

Oh, this face-loving Jiang Jiang is Xun.

Well, let's climb.

He took off his down jacket and handed it to the side, "Come, take the clothes, for the sake of you want to raise this cat, I'll climb a tree for you to see today." ”

"Be careful, don't fall."

Jiang Li reached out and took the down jacket, and immediately took two steps back, posing as if he was eating melons.

In fact, she didn't want to raise this cat, and she was relatively indifferent to cats, but she just wanted to trick him into climbing a tree once.

It was what she had intended before, but now

Jiang Li looked at it with great attention, looking at the way he was obviously not good at climbing trees, but he was still climbing up a little bit, and he always felt that something was emerging in his heart, and he couldn't express it.

Yes, he climbed this tree for me.

It seems like it's not bad to have a cat with this guy.

(End of chapter)