A man and a woman live in one room and talk to each other, and they can sleep in their own rooms.

I thought it was a quarrel, but a sentence popped out of this mouth: like is presumptuous, love is restraint.

Li Shulan was deeply impressed by these words, she really didn't expect that she was still a lover, how could she say this with so depth.

There's a fart depth!

Lin Xuemin is a toothless flower, it's really shameless.

I also like to be presumptuous, and love is restraint.

It's not just fart, it's fart!

That's what people don't want to do, otherwise if you live with such a beautiful girl all day long, can you restrain yourself?

You've been burrowing into people's beds for a long time, right?

There is also the matter of buying an old hen to stew chicken soup, is it to please others and want to go further?

Laugh at.

Lin Xuemin sneered in his heart, they are both men, and they are all from this age, I still don't know what your kid is thinking?

What to pretend with me, I'm embarrassed to break you, and I have a big face saying that liking is presumptuous, love is restraint, and my mother may not believe this kind of.

Thinking in his heart, he turned his head and glanced at Li Shulan, and then saw Li Shulan's face was convinced.

No, why do you really believe it?

Lin Xuemin's mood was suddenly a little complicated, he was usually seen through by making up some nonsense by himself, how did you come to him, you believed it?

It's not appropriate, right?

Could it be that this kid's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense is too high?

It's possible.

It is said that the old Lin family has been up for several generations, all of them are loyal and honest people, how did they get to this kid's generation, this kid used to be a real person, and now he is becoming more and more shameless.

I really wonder if it's a genetic mutation.

At this time, Li Shulan turned her head to look at him, "Lao Lin, let's go back if there's nothing to do." ”

Back now?

I haven't drunk the chicken soup yet.

Lin Xuemin was still thinking about drinking chicken soup, Li Shulan also remembered, and looked at Lin Luo again, "That chicken soup. By the way, what time is it? ”

"One o'clock forty-two."

"Then simmer for another hour, and when it reaches half past two, it's almost over, you watch the time, turn off the fire when the time comes, put some salt in it and simmer for more than ten or twenty minutes, and then drink, so that the stew is fragrant."

"You're leaving? Drink the chicken soup and go. It's okay for you to go back anyway. ”

"I don't drink anymore." Li Shulan shook her head and refused, although this soup is a beautiful thing, but this chicken soup is not stewed for her.

Don't drink.

Talk to Lao Lin for a while, and ask him to buy an old hen and take it home.

No, what to say, this kind of thing depends on consciousness, your son knows how to buy chicken stew for his girlfriend, I don't believe you can't think of it.

If you really can't think of it, I'll cover you with a roll of bed when I go back, and then I'll move to the study and sleep.

"You remember what I just said, put some salt and stuff it for a while, put less salt, but don't put too much."

"Oh."

"Okay, then I'll follow you. You and forget it, she may be asleep, and I'm gone with your dad. ”

Lin Luo thought about it and didn't hold it anymore, and instead said, "Then I'll send it to you." ”

"No, what to send, it's not like I don't know the way with your dad."

"Okay, you two slow down on the road and stay safe when driving."

"Got it."

Li Shulan answered, and then went out with Lin Xuemin, and when she entered the elevator, she continued to speak: "Have you seen it, the house of the two of them is still very clean." ”

Two young people live together, and they have a cat, I thought that the house must be made like a dog kennel, but I didn't expect it to be quite clean.

Everything is well organized, and it looks pretty neat at a glance. It wasn't what she had thought before she came.

But if you want to say who cleaned it up, Li Shulan is more inclined to be her son, although she knows what virtue this kid has, she is not the one who cleans up the house at all, usually the soy sauce bottle is poured without support, but now look at it, drink, grow up?

It's not just a love species, but also very intimate.

"It's not the same when you fall in love, the whole person is much stronger than before."

Is that a lot stronger? That's a lot thicker, isn't it?

But Lin Xuemin had to admit that he was indeed stronger than before, although he lost the old Lin family's tradition of kindness and became a shameless goods.

But now that you are in society, you have to be shameless to be able to eat.

Don't you think you were a kind person at the beginning? After decades of hard work, the experience has deepened, and this slowly has a city government.

However, there is one thing that Lin Xuemin has reservations, "I don't think he can clean up the house, he must have watched the two of us come over, so he cleaned it up." ”

Li Shulan glanced at him, "You want to be like an uncle at home, watching your son clean up the house, afraid that I will talk to you because of this, so you said that, right?" ”

“.”

I'm going to be smart, right?

I'm going to let you burst it in two clicks. Lin Xuemin denied: "What, you don't know what kind of virtue that kid has?" ”

"It used to be before, and now it's now, anyway, I look at our son very well now, and that sentence is also very good, it's still a lover."

The love of fart.

Thinking of that sentence, Lin Xuemin felt guilty in his heart, at this time the elevator also reached the first floor, the elevator door opened, he raised his feet and walked out, and said: "You believe in his evil, what does that kid think about my heart, and what is restrained and presumptuous, he also speaks well, and he may not be thinking about how to drill into people's beds, so you believe his." ”

"Oh?" Li Shulan's expression seemed to be smiling: "When you were young, you also said a lot of nice things, listen to what you mean, you just said it nicely at the beginning?" In fact, I was thinking about how to drill my bed? ”

“.”

Lin Xuemin paused, turned his head after a few seconds, and asked rhetorically: "How can I have so many fancy intestines, who didn't say I was honest when I was young?" Even your dad said that I was heavy and reliable. ”

"Snort"

Li Shulan made a sneering expression that only a woman can make.

It doesn't hurt much, and it's extremely insulting.

Lin Xuemin's eyebrows jumped, and he didn't refute it, of course he didn't admit it, but he didn't want to talk more about this matter, and he would be very passive if he talked about it again, so he opened his mouth to change the topic: "When we go back in a while, let's stop by the vegetable market and buy an old hen and take it home to stew." ”

"Want to drink chicken soup?"

"I bought it for you, and the soup is also stewed for you. Everyone who is a son knows that he feels sorry for his girlfriend, but I don't know how to feel sorry for my daughter-in-law as a father? ”

“.”

Li Shulan pouted, didn't she say it nicely now? It's just that it's not quite the same as when I was young, and at that time, I was talking nicely, and I was still thinking about how to get into the quilt.

Now it's just a good thing to say.

Scold.

After the old couple left, Lin Luo went to the kitchen to look at the pot, and then walked to Jiang Li's door, and at that time Li Shulan said that she went to sleep.

He grabbed the doorknob and turned it, but the door was unlocked, and it seemed that he was not sleeping.

It is said that Jiang Zi always locks the door when he sleeps at night, lives on the fifteenth floor, and the security door is closed outside, so he doesn't expect any thieves or thieves to come in, and I don't know who she is guarding against.

What, defend me?

No way, I'm a gentleman.

Lin Luo, who regarded himself as a righteous gentleman, pushed the door into the house, Jiang Li really didn't sleep, he was leaning on the bed reading a book at this time, and he hadn't finished reading the Zizhi Tongjian that he brought back last year, after all, this thing has a lot of words, twenty-four volumes and a piece of millions of words.

This number of words, compared to the Internet with millions of words at every turn, may not be nothing, it is a common phenomenon in it, but it is all classical Chinese, and it is recorded in history, can you read it without a brain, is this okay?

It seems that it can also be.

But she must have watched it with her brain, so she watched it very slowly, starting from the content of the second half of the Northern and Southern Dynasties, and after half a year, she saw the beginning of the Tang Dynasty.

Seeing Lin Luo push the door in, Jiang Li put down the book in his hand and looked out the door, "What about uncle and aunt?" ”

"I'm back."

Go back, okay, if you go back, you don't have to save face for this dog thing Jiang Li, who was still calm just now, instantly became calm, stretched out his finger and pointed out the door, and his voice became cold, "Get out." ”

.......Of course Lin Luo wouldn't go out, not only did he not go out, but he also sat on the edge of the bed and said, "Do you think that I'm not strict in my mouth, and told my mother that you came to dehydrate the water?" ”

Jiang Li asked rhetorically in a gloomy tone: "Could it be that you want to tell me that you didn't say it?" ”

"I really didn't say it, why did I tell her this in a good way?"

Jiang Li didn't answer, just looked at him expressionlessly, if she didn't think it was quite like that, she really wanted to repeat the conversation with Li Shulan at that time, so that this dog thing could listen to it.

Didn't you say that?

Say it and apologize. I probably won't forgive you, after all, I feel panicked when I think about that conversation now, but it slowly dissipated, but this guy doesn't admit it, and grins and says he didn't say it, pretending to be quite like that.

"I really didn't say that it was a misunderstanding, that is."

Speaking of this, Lin Luo paused, pondering how to explain this misunderstanding clearly in a tactful way, he must make it clear, otherwise he won't be able to kiss him for several days?

Of course, he didn't want to kiss his mouth, the main black cauldron was buckled on his head, and he had to take it off, otherwise how unjust would he be panicked? Kissing is just incidental.

However, after thinking about it, Lin Luo didn't know how to be tactful, so he simply said directly: "You and my mother didn't talk to me on the same channel at the time, she thought you were pregnant, so she asked that, but you thought"

Hearing the word pregnant, Jiang Li was stunned at first, and after he was stunned, his voice raised an octave, "You told her that I am pregnant!" ”

You didn't talk about menstrual affairs, you talked about pregnancy?

I didn't say it, it was my mother who misunderstood."

"You didn't say how she could have misunderstood?"

"This. It can only be said that it is the fault of the chicken soup. ”

"Chicken soup?"

“.”

Although Li Shulan didn't say what caused the misunderstanding, Lin Luo also went through it at that time, and the problem could only be in the chicken soup.

Chicken soup is mostly drunk by pregnant women or confinement mothers, and I called here to say that I spent more than 300 to buy an old hen and planned to stew soup to drink, so I began to make up for it over there.

What are you doing when you buy old hen stew, it shouldn't be pregnant, right?

This is a sign, wait for the door to enter the door, and see Jiang Li, who has a limited edition skin for a married woman, hey, this has matured a lot, and it is specified that she is pregnant.

Then asked, the two chickens and ducks talked for a while, although they said their own things, but they bizarrely matched the frequency, and when the conversation ended, both of them felt right.

And then it became such a misunderstanding.

The reasoning may not be completely correct, but Lin Luo feels that it is exactly like this.

"It's just a month, what kind of chicken soup do you have to stew, now, now, now."

Jiang Li's face was full of resentment, if it wasn't for this dog thing making a big fuss, how could it be like this?

After a few pauses, she asked, "What now?" ”

"It's okay, I explained it to them just now, saying that you just came to menstruation and are not pregnant."

"Aren't you still saying that?"

Lin Luo: "."

If you're going to do that, then I did say it, but

"But I didn't say it before, isn't it also to clarify the misunderstanding when I say this later? Besides, it's better to let them know that you're coming than to misunderstand that you're pregnant, don't you say? ”

“.”

Jiang Li opened his mouth and had nothing to say.

However, after Lin Luo's explanation, she felt even more panicked, she just thought that the other party knew that she had a menstrual affair, but now that she is well, she not only knows that she is having a menstrual affair, but also misunderstands that she is pregnant.

"Let's sleep in our own rooms, innocent." She wanted to say that she was innocent, but she felt that she was not very innocent, so she swallowed back her words and said, "Your parents never thought that we would sleep in separate rooms, how could we get pregnant?" ”

"Lonely men and widows are in the same room, it's easy to be misunderstood, not to mention that we're still in the same place, that's what happened anyway, I know you're angry now, but it's okay." As he spoke, Lin Luo opened his arms to her, "Come, I'll comfort you, hug." ”

“.”

Jiang Li looked at his outstretched arms, almost angry, he was already quite angry, he was embarrassed to beg for a hug, did he want to kiss him for a while?

Take advantage of it, take advantage of it, and say comfort with a shy face?

She suppressed her anger, stretched out her hand and pointed in the direction of the door, and said with a cold face, "Get out." ”

“.”

It can be seen that the emperor doesn't need comfort very much, she may need quiet more, so Lin Luo chose to let her be quiet by herself, and turned her head when she walked to the door, "By the way, the chicken soup will be stewed in a while, will you drink it?" ”

"Drink."

Jiang Li spit out the word 'drink' from his mouth, why don't you drink?

For this bowl of chicken soup, I was misunderstood and pregnant, and I let me know that I was coming to the dehydrate, and now I have misunderstood and misunderstood, and I am embarrassed and embarrassed, if I don't even drink chicken soup, wouldn't I have suffered it in vain?

PS: I didn't want to write the second half of the plot originally, there is a feeling of talking about it, but after thinking about it, I have to explain it, so I used less than 2,000 words to explain it, and I will develop a new posture tomorrow.

Finally, I will recommend this book to all friends, "Blind Date, and then I was robbed by the princess"

(End of chapter)