Chapter 5: Who burned Uncle Huofeng's ass?
A little girl is being trampled under their feet!
"Oh my God, I'm sorry baby, why are you here?"
"Does it hurt in your body?"
The two of them hurriedly took out the painkiller pill and the stasis pill, and looked at her with a blank face.
Erya opened her hazy sleepy eyes and said succinctly: "Basking in the sun, it hurts." ”
The two pills were immediately fed into his mouth.
In the next moment, Erya suddenly felt that her body was fluttering lightly and warm~
Well, it was so comfortable, so she fell asleep again!
Two people still waiting for feedback: "......"
This is the most Buddhist child they have ever seen!
Mrs. Sun was a little speechless: "Old man, it's just that you hire child labor, and you can hire two people, don't you want to be the steward of this outer peak?" ”
Old man Sun hurriedly told the cause and effect of the matter.
Knowing that Ye Shu was widowed and had two sons, Mrs. Sun suddenly felt pity.
"Why didn't you say it earlier? She's already so pitiful, and you still let her stay at the outer gate as a handyman! ”
As an outer door handyman, unless there is a great opportunity, he will not be able to be a disciple for the rest of his life.
The way to ask the immortal to ask for questions was also broken.
Mrs. Sun muttered: "Don't worry about this, I'll go find a way, at least let her learn some self-preservation exercises!" ”
And Ye Shu, who was being discussed at this time.
is making poison in the hut.
The first step is to heat the oil~
The second step is to follow the poison prescription and put it indiscriminately!
Look at the poisonous water that is gradually changing color.
Ye Shu: Truly!
Wait, after she succeeds, she will definitely go out and quack!
After all, try not to make noise if you can do it!
In addition to daily cleaning, the miscellaneous servants of the outer gate also practiced the low-level exercises of the sect.
In a huge listening venue, hundreds of people listened to the lecture together, which was convenient for Ye Shu to sleep lazily.
Just as her head nodded to the ground, the chick pecked at the rice.
The nun next to her suddenly slashed with her right foot and tried to trip her.
Unexpectedly, although Ye Shu closed her eyes, she could sense the surroundings.
She opened her eyes suddenly: "Who is it?" Which little trash wants to do a sneak attack! ”
And the line of sight is precisely locked on the upper left!
The female cultivator gritted her teeth and immediately raised her hand to make a small report, "Senior brother, there are people here who don't take classes well and don't listen to senior brother's teachings!" ”
Ye Shu: "!! ”
Little trash, you don't talk about martial arts!
She hates this kind of person who makes small reports in class the most!
The senior brother who was teaching on the stage was also depressed.
It's already sad to be drawn to teach these waste wood, and there are still people doing things in his class!
He doesn't even care about this kind of person, just fork it out!
He immediately picked up the shelf and looked at Ye Shu: "If you don't want to listen, get out." ”
Ye Shu sat in a well-behaved posture and looked at him motionlessly.
Senior Brother: "......" don't think that it's not you who is talking about it when you stare at it!
Ye Shu only reacted at this time, her face full of surprise: "Senior brother, you can't be talking about me, right?" ”
Everyone: Are you cheeky, have you stripped the city wall and put it in your face?
The senior brother nodded.
Ye Shu immediately stood up and was filled with indignation: "I've been listening carefully to the class, and what Senior Brother said just now is imprinted in my mind!" ”
"Oh? As for the arson technique I talked about, if you make it out, you will stay, and if you can't make it, you will leave. ”
Although arson is the most basic low-level exercise, how can a person who has only learned it for an hour use it.
The intention of the senior brother to teach is obvious.
Everyone looked at Ye Shu, waiting to see her joke.
Ye Shu glanced at the low-level exercises in his hand unhurriedly.
I dare not say anything else, but use fire......
She's a person who has refined Dan!
However, when she was alchemy before, she seemed to have ten fingers emitting true qi, and there was only one in this book.
Ye Shu thought about it and directly raised her middle finger.
Pointing at the sky, he roared: "Fire your mother!" ”
Everyone: "Huh? Well? ”
What is this mantra? Self-created?
After a deathly silence, nothing happened.
Everyone: "......" is so imposing, it turns out to be a straw bag!
"I'm sorry, it's probably the wrong posture for me to chant the mantra." Ye Shu smiled apologetically.
After taking a closer look at the exercises, he separated his feet, crossed his waist with one hand, and pointed his middle finger to the sky: "Fire your mother!" ”
At the same moment, a fiery red flame with a white light soared into the sky!
Magnificent and unstoppable!
Everyone looked up in unison, dumbfounded.
Mom, they seem to see lightsabers!
The next moment, there was a terrible birdsong in the sky, and a fire phoenix soaring in the air swooped straight down!
There is also a noticeable burn behind the butt!
"Twitter! Squeak squeak! The fire phoenix flapped its wings and chased after the disciples without stopping.
One wing, one big pocket!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Uncle Huofeng! But it's really not like we burned your ass! "A group of people were beaten and scurried.
This fire phoenix was present when the sect was founded, so it was respected by all the disciples as uncle. It is used to being revered on weekdays, where has it been wronged!
It immediately folded its wings, crossed its waist, and began to squeak and curse.
The senior brother closest to it dodged being hammered by it, but he didn't dodge its saliva attack, and he was suddenly worse than dead.
In the end, the rampaging fire phoenix opened its mouth and directly spewed out a flame.
The hair and eyebrows of the person closest to it were burned, and then they flew away!
Everyone: "......"
A group of people who were cleaned up came back to their senses and began to look for the culprit.
It's a pity that the other party has long since disappeared!
The senior brother can only lead a group of freshmen to rummage around with a braised egg-like head, just to find Ye Shu!
I searched for an afternoon, but I didn't even find the other party's hair!
At this time, Ye Shu had already fled to the main peak on the flying carpet.
Just in case, I also brought two little cubs~
The main peak peach blossom forest.
Dabao and Erya came here for the first time, and they were very curious about everything.
The two got off the blanket and started playing around.
Ye Shu found a comfortable and flat big stone and lay down to sleep directly.
She made a night of poison last night, and she was so sleepy!
"Don't disturb my mother's sleep, let's go play next to it!" Dabao intimately pulled out the rope and tied up his mother to prevent her from escaping again.
Then he took his sister's little hand and walked towards the small pond next to him.
There are a lot of carp in the small pond, which are fat and fresh.
"Suck!" The two children sucked in their mouths.
Then they made their own fishing rods and started fishing.
The carp in the pond has been nourished by the aura, coupled with the feeding of the head from time to time, one of them has opened the spiritual wisdom, and it is almost a fairy fate, breaking through the fish body and jumping into the dragon gate!
Suddenly, a hook was handed to its mouth, and then, as if it had eyes, the hook limped directly into its mouth.
The next moment, a pull came.
The carp's entire body was forced to leap out of the water and throw it into the sky, its multicolored scales reflecting the sunlight, beautiful and auspicious.
The next moment.
Dabao lifts the pot, and the second girl covers the lid!
The action is done in one go, and it works together perfectly!
The carp snapped and fell into the cauldron!
Dabao and Erya leaned over with their heads.
"Wow! What a big fish! ”
Dabao heat the oil.
Erya prepares the sauce.
Yuyu: "......"