Chapter 238: Monthly or Yearly
There must be a conspiracy!
Facts have proved that people are not knocked down by external forces, but are scared to death by themselves, looking at Lin Taiping with a smile on his face, and then thinking of the terrifying dark creatures behind him, plus the radio that costs only one gold coin, a large group of aristocratic businessmen all looked at each other, and there was a feeling of horror -
Yes, maybe this radio has hypnotic magic in it, and if you listen to it, it will control our souls, maybe it will be poisoned to death if you touch it with deadly poison, and most terrifyingly, maybe it is not a radio at all, but a hidden teleportation device that can teleport us to the base camp of dark creatures at any time, and then it will be kidnapping and blackmailing......
"You're thinking too much, really thinking too much. Lin Taiping looked at them speechlessly, and directly picked up a radio and handed it over, "I swear by my character, I really want to give it to you, whoever wants to accept it will come and get it." ”
The ghost is willing to accept it, a large group of aristocratic businessmen all shook their heads neatly, and couldn't help but take a few steps back, Mr. McCain barely squeezed out a little smile, wiped his cold sweat and said: "Well, forget it, in fact, the streets are not very crowded, I think I can go there......"
Before the words fell, Lin Taiping had already thrown it away, and the radio crossed a graceful arc in the air, and landed accurately in Mr. McKenn's arms, looking at the radio dumbfounded, Mr. McKenn's hand shook involuntarily, and threw the radio directly on the sofa.
There was no expected terrible magic, no imaginary roaring explosions. The radio, which had jumped a few times on the couch, seemed to have been touched by a switch, and began to play the program normally. Angelina's voice came out of the radio, and it couldn't be more normal: "Two and a half in the afternoon Contence time, two and a half p.m. in Constance time, please enjoy the musical......"
Actually, there was no explosion?
A large group of nobles and merchants looked at each other and listened to the sound coming from the radio, long after that. Finally someone cautiously approached, Lin Taiping looked at them with emotion, picked up the radio and handed it to Mr. McKeen: "I've said it all." There really isn't any conspiracy, please give me a gold coin. ”
Well, Mr. McCainn's hanging heart was at last much more relaxed. Hesitantly, he took the radio. The aristocratic businessmen next to him all gathered around, carefully observing Mr. McCain's expression, no problem, indeed no problem, no matter from which point of view, it didn't look like there was any problem, that is......
"I only have fifty units ready. At this time, Lin Taiping added very seriously. "First come, first served, until all the radios are sold. I can't guarantee when I'll be there......"
There was no need for him to continue, a large group of aristocratic businessmen had already swarmed up and snatched all the radios on the table, as the so-called hands are fast and slow, when the guys in the back rushed up, they found that the front was empty, and they were immediately angry: "Damn, damn bastard, you didn't leave me any of them?"
Who cares about you, the aristocratic businessmen holding the radio smiled, and immediately couldn't wait to leave, and were ready to go back to their sofa to drink red wine and listen slowly, but before they could step out of the threshold, they heard Lin Taiping cough a few times in the back, and said seriously: "But ......"
Bang, President McCainn, who had just stepped out of the threshold with one leg, suddenly stumbled and fell to the ground, not caring about crying out in pain, his first reaction was to exclaim, and directly threw the radio in his hand out, woo woo, I knew, I knew that there was a conspiracy, conspiracy, conspiracy.
"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous. Lin Taiping looked at them speechlessly, and took out the last radio again, "Gentlemen, I mean, there is something I forgot to tell you, in fact, our radio is not only one channel, the content broadcast by the radio station outside is only a public channel, and the real wonderful content is in the ......."
The nobles and merchants looked at each other, and couldn't help but widen their eyes, just watching Lin Taiping pick up the radio, turn around on the black round button a few times, and in a moment, with a soft click, the sound from the radio suddenly changed completely.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to FM106 "Introduction to the Basics of Magic", in this episode, Miss Angelina, a melee violence mage, will teach you the basic theory of magic, and exchange experiences with mage apprentices to talk about how to better perceive the elements of magic......"
Are you kidding? Is this a joke? Hearing these words on the radio, the noble merchants in the hall suddenly widened their eyes in unison, and even their breathing became short, the inheritance of magicians, that is an uninherited secret within the magic field, ordinary people have no chance to contact it at all, but in this channel program, it is actually so gently and skillfully taken out for public discussion?
Before they could wake up from the shock, Lin Taiping had already pressed the black circular button with a smile, and gently turned half a circle again, and after a moment of sizzling noise, another standard Contance standard voice sounded-
"Ahem, in the previous chapter, we talked about Captain Jack and his old lover Angelica, who agreed to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, but unexpectedly, on the second day they boarded the pirate ship, they found out that the real controller of this pirate ship was Blackbeard, who had evil magical abilities, and what was even more surprising was that Captain Blackbeard turned out to be Angelica's ......"
This narration came so abruptly that the aristocratic businessmen next to the radio did not react, but only a moment later, when they heard Captain Jack's name, several aristocratic ladies suddenly covered their chests with surprise, yes, that's right, this is the fourth part of "Pirates of the Caribbean", oh my God, we have been looking for it for a long time, and even the latest issue of the comic has not drawn this plot......
Lin Taiping touched his chin very happily, and then turned the black round button again, and only a moment later, the voice on the radio changed again, this time it was obviously the voice of the giant tooth with a bit of a vicious smell.
"Dear listeners. Today I'm going to teach you how to cook a dish, which is known as the essence of our partner in our Eastern dark food stalls, and has never appeared in flash frozen food now. I will never tell him in general...... Well, let's not talk about the name of the dish, but I'll give you a few minutes to prepare the ingredients for my next report. ”
The food lovers and aristocratic ladies at the radio were in high spirits, yes, what is the quick-frozen food that everyone can buy, and they can learn directly from this top chef. Making unique and exquisite food and happily launching it at a banquet is called a face-saving thing.
But. It seemed that they had no chance to record the recipe, because Lin Taiping pressed the black round button again and turned it around a few times very skillfully, and a large group of noble businessmen couldn't help but be stunned and speechless. No way. How many private channels are there, and what will be the next channel programs now, is it ......
"Dear listeners and friends, welcome to the program "Gentle Night", I am your closest friend Miranda. This time, it was Miranda's voice on the radio, which seemed extraordinarily gentle and considerate, "Last night. A friend complained to me about what he did every time he had sex with his lover. It can't always last too long, so I've been complained about by my lover, in order to help this troubled friend, today's show we're going to talk about how men can last longer......"
Suddenly, at least half of the noble merchants in the hall fell off the sofa, those ladies and ladies immediately blushed, covered their ears shyly, and a few shy ones even fled directly, several big nobles looked at each other with strange faces, as if they wanted to find a trace of weakness from each other's faces, and the chairman McCain coughed lightly a few times, and raised his wine glass with an embarrassed face: "What, this show means nothing to us, drink, drink." ”
Yes, yes, it didn't make any sense at all, a large group of aristocratic merchants nodded their heads again and again, and all raised their glasses to drink and talk, but they all pricked up their ears and listened very carefully to the sound coming from the radio, for fear of missing every word and sentence that Miranda said.
"Really, since it doesn't make sense, I'll turn it off. Lin Taiping coughed lightly with a smile and directly cut off the show, completely ignoring the dozens of resentful eyes full of anger around him.
"Wait, wait. In the midst of the confusion, President McCain suddenly thought of a key question, "Lin, you mean that the radio we have in our hands is more advanced than the radio station outside, and can receive more channels and programs?"
"Of course, this is a VIP-level treatment, how can it be the same as the big road goods outside?" Lin Taiping replied as a matter of course, paused and said seriously, "However, then again, it's very hard for us to operate so many channels and programs at the same time, so these private channels like the ones you just received may have to charge extra." ”
A large group of aristocratic businessmen looked at each other, and suddenly had a sudden sense of realization, no wonder, no wonder such an expensive radio was given to us for free, it turned out that the real purpose was ...... Well, as long as there is no conspiracy trap, the charge will be charged, isn't it money, we are so poor that we only have money left!
That is, that is, President Ken was even more wealthy, and he waved his hand directly and arrogantly: "Lin, make a price, how much do you plan to charge, 1,000 gold coins, 2,000 gold coins, or 3,000 gold coins?"
Good question, Lin Taiping blinked innocently, and then turned his head to look at Pig Instein.
A few seconds later, under the gaze of dozens of pairs of eyes, Pig Instein immediately jumped out triumphantly, and held up a stack of colorful channel price lists, and threw them into the air very enthusiastically, so that the whole hall echoed its high voice, like the soul possession of a cable TV salesman.
"Come on, come on, let's see, our charging method is like this, first of all, we charge according to the number of channel programs, the more channels you order, the higher the fee. ”
"Secondly, the charging standards of each channel are different, for example, the alchemy channel you heard just now needs to pay two hundred gold coins per month, and the novel serialization channel just now needs one hundred and fifty gold coins per month; as for the "Gentle Night", this one is more expensive, if you don't have a few hundred gold coins, you are embarrassed to order it?"
"Finally, finally, there is the benefit of opening a big reward Oh, gentlemen, as long as 9998, as long as 9998, you can directly subscribe to the year, take all the channels home, that's right, you heard it right, it's all the programs, it's a whole year of listening, what are you waiting for, hurry up and pick up your pen and sign our price list, the mystery prize is waiting for you!"
Needless to say, at this moment, looking at a large group of stunned aristocratic businessmen, at this moment, as if possessed by the famous Roaring host Instein, Lin Taiping suddenly touched his chin with emotion, and turned his head to look at the Count of Nantour, who was also in awe beside him-
"You know what? I suddenly thought, we can start another shopping show?" (To be continued......)