Chapter 362, Chief Instructor, Monkey, Let's Report!
Biyi Military District.
Lavatory.
Chop Kong stood by the urinal, smoking a cigarette very melancholy, and the curling blue smoke lingered in the small toilet.
It's been three days!
It's been three days since I came here to report, and I've been doing nothing for three days, shuttling between the dormitory and the toilet like a wild ghost all day.
———— he didn't even dare to hang out, and when he first arrived, he would be embarrassed if he was caught by the inspector.
"I don't even have a mission, what the hell are you transferring me for?" Cut off the irritable hair and grab it into a chicken nest. Just then, a familiar voice sounded outside the toilet.
"Okay, good, if you like it... What do you want to eat at night? I'll buy you some in the small supermarket in the camp... Of course she likes girls, and she's as pretty as her mother. ”
Zhang Xiaohou had a sincere smile on his face, and while making phone porridge with He Yu sticky, he walked into the toilet and began to untie his belt.
Then, frowning, how could the man next to him get so close?
Did you know if you crossed the line?
Going to the toilet through a urinal is an iron law that is stricter than the Wizards' Convention of the Magic Association of the Five Continents!
There's obviously a vacant seat over there, but they're still leaning together, it's just perverted... and poke your head!
"I've grown up." Slash said with a smile.
"Grow up your sister... Chief Instructor! ”
Zhang Xiaohou was about to blurt out a greeting, but suddenly reacted, and this voice was very familiar. turned around suddenly, and sure enough, it was the familiar figure of the scribbled uncle.
"Don't, don't, lift your pants first."
Chopping Kong hurriedly stopped Zhang Xiaohou's hug and greeting, took out the crumpled cigarette case from his arms, and handed it to the front: "Come to the root?" ”
"I don't smoke, He Yu doesn't like the smell of smoke." Zhang Xiaohou said with a happy face.
Chop Kong was stunned, and a hint of gloom flashed in his eyes.
"Chief Instructor, why don't you smoke it?"
"Enough pumping." Chop the empty and throw the cigarette butt under his feet, and crush the fire with his toes.
"I remember that you compiled it in Qinling, why did you transfer it?" Chop asked.
Zhang Xiaohou laughed dryly, he didn't dare to reveal secrets.
Slash Kong looked him up and down a few times, and suddenly said, "Jinlin Deserted City? ”
As soon as the words fell, he saw Zhang Xiaohou's face change slightly, and the guess in his heart was verified.
"Chief Instructor, you won't be too..." Zhang Xiaohou was pleasantly surprised: "Great, I can finally fight side by side with you again!" ”
At the beginning of Bo City, the scene of the decisive battle with the winged blue wolf left a deep imprint on him as a beginner mage.
Cut the sky 45 degrees into the sky, leaving Zhang Xiaohou with the figure of the actor of the emo Divine Comedy MV.
"If you fight side by side, you have to have a battle..."
I feel that if I stay here any longer, my body will have to be moldy!
At this moment, the toilet door was pushed open again, and the two tacitly stopped the conversation while looking towards the future.
———— then, his eyes widened at the same time.
", Xu Fang?"
"Brother Fang!"
Xu Fang stood very comfortably across a urinal, and said with a smile: "Chief instructor, monkey, long time no see." ”
"You were transferred in too?" Zhang Xiaohou was pleasantly surprised: "It's too coincidental, that is, Brother Fan is missing, or a few of our brothers will be together!" ”
Chopping snorted and said sourly: "Two military commanders, plus a champion of the National Government Competition, the pomp is not small, I really want to see where that No. 1 person is!" ”
"Oh, I know." Xu Fang smiled and said: "This person is very strong, handsome, and his personal charm is so strong that he can't be dissolved, and he was once known as the dream of a girl in the world..."
Slash: "···"
Zhang Xiaohou: "···"
Chop: "The person you're talking about, it shouldn't be yourself, right?" ”
"That's right!" Xu Fang clapped his hands and said with a smile: "It seems that the chief instructor has a very clear understanding of my charm!" ”
Chop: "I don't recognize your charm, but I know your cheekiness!" ”
At that time, this kid in Bocheng showed a shameless demeanor, and after a few years of tempering, not only did he erase it, but he actually intensified it!
Compared with the slashing, Zhang Xiaohou's reaction was much more pleasing, and he exclaimed: "Brother Fang!" ”
Xu Fang smiled and said: "Let's go, the toilet meeting is over here, let's go to our site to report!" ”
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Jinlin Deserted City, Wetland Park.
It's been unattended for decades, and nature has completely swallowed it up.
The roots of the plant demon had pierced through the otherwise solid ground, and the weeds had grown to knee height.
There was a rusty sedan in the grass, the windows of which were pierced by a thick vine so that it was impossible to see inside, and the sides of the car were covered with moss.
Xu Fang, Chopping Kong, and Zhang Xiaohou squatted on the ground.
"I thank you, there's nothing." Chopping said angrily.
Look at this environment, this fucking is called self-made!
Zhang Xiaohou said: "I'll make a phone call to He Yu and ask her to stay in the Biyi Military Region first... There isn't even a toilet here. ”
Xu Fang pointed to the woods not far away: "Just solve it there, you can be eaten by demons in five minutes, clean and hygienic." ”
Zhang Xiaohou: "···"
Although this is true, it is needless to say that it is so detailed!
And he could see it just now, there wasn't even a paper to wipe his ass in the woods... Everywhere you see is a plant called "H'Houttuynia cordata".
This plant is not poisonous, but as you can tell from the name, how it should be to wipe your ass with this thing to make you want to die...
"Let me talk about the plan first, within a week, the three of us will demolish this Jinlin Deserted City." Xu Fang said.
As soon as they got down to business, Cho Kong and Zhang Xiaohou became serious.
"Tell me about my plans."
Xu Fang took out a military map, on which the streets, alleys, ditches and ravines were clearly drawn, and there were several places marked in red.
It is the result of exploration some time ago.
"These places are inhabited by Commander-level demons, what we need to do is to attract them to the city, drain their skills, and then kill them.
Lord-level demons have a strong sense of territory, and as long as we break into their territory, they won't stop until we kill us. ”
Cho Kong and Zhang Xiaohou looked at Xu Fang, who was chatting eloquently, and their brains were a little unable to turn.
Take the initiative to attract demons into the city, punishment, too punishment!
"Isn't it good to do it like this?" Zhang Xiaohou was a little hesitant.
"Okay, you're an earth mage, so I'll leave this important task to you." Xu Fang said briskly.
"Don't, it's such a big city, I can't do it if I'm tired!" Zhang Xiaohou's expression immediately became bitter.
If a city is demolished, it is enough for a super-level mage to come, let alone a small high-level mage!
"After demolishing the city and destroying the big demon, what will happen to those slaves and generals?" Chop Kong asked: "Although these beasts are not strong, they can hide more than one another, what if they run out and hurt people one day?" ”
"Rest assured, as long as they are on this realm, there is no chance of survival." Xu Fang laughed.
"What do you mean... That one? Slash said in astonishment.
"yes, that's it."
"This kind of top-level treasure, the top will approve it to us!?"
"Rest assured, I've got a plan in place, and I'm foolproof."
Xu Fang and cut off your words and me, like playing dumb riddles, Zhang Xiaohou next to him became more and more confused the more he listened, and couldn't help but say: "The one you said... What is it? ”
(End of chapter)