Chapter 42 Standing on the tuyere, pigs will fly

Li Yunhai achieved his goal, added another handful of firewood, and burned the fire: "President Liu, this is not very good, right?" If finance doesn't listen to you and your colleagues get into a fight, that's not good. ”

Liu Shitao snorted coldly: "I'm still afraid of them?" ”

Li Yunhai knew that the heat was enough, and immediately restrained a lot.

Liu Shitao took Li Yunhai to find finance.

The finance that was above the top in front of Li Yunhai just now, when he saw Liu Shitao, he immediately changed to a flattering smile: "President Liu is good." ”

Liu Shitao asked in a deep voice: "Comrade Li Yunhai's account, how many days has it been?" I said hello to you a long time ago! Why didn't you handle it for him? Is my word useless? Or do you have a problem with your ears and don't hear what I'm saying? ”

When the finance saw that Liu Shitao was angry, he quickly pushed the black pot out, and said with an aggrieved face: "President Liu, we are not to blame for this. You know the process of our finances. President Zhao hasn't signed yet, which of us dares to settle the bill? ”

Liu Shitao suddenly raised his right hand and slapped it heavily on the financial table!

Bang!

The abacus, water cups, pens and other objects on the table were all shocked and jumped.

Liu Shitao was so angry that his two big eye bags trembled, he puffed out his eyes like copper bells, and said angrily: "Governor Zhao's words work, my words don't work, don't they?" Even if I didn't manage the financial department, I Liu Shitao couldn't be the master of these tens of thousands of dollars? ”

Finances were suddenly silent.

A female treasurer next to her, her upper and lower thin lips touched, and she said in a chattering voice: "President Liu, you are angry, don't send it to us!" We also just do things. President Zhao didn't sign, how dare we settle the bill? ”

Liu Shitao was angry, grabbed a material book on the table, and smashed it towards the female finance.

The female finance couldn't dodge, and with an oops, she was hit in the face by the thin material of the hard shell, and suddenly broke her face, and gurgled blood. She held her face, lowered her head, and cried out.

When Li Yunhai saw this scene, he couldn't help but be shocked!

He just wanted to get back his payment, so he instigated Liu Shitao to come forward.

Where did you think that Liu Shitao had such a big temper? I actually started beating someone!

At this time, a stern cough came: "Lao Liu, my people have offended you, you tell me, I will teach them a lesson for you!" Do you do it yourself, and you're not afraid of getting your hands dirty? ”

Everyone can tell that this person is talking the opposite.

Liu Shitao sneered: "Old Zhao! I said hello to your finance three days ago, why don't you pay for the five photocopiers I purchased? What is the reason? ”

Governor Zhao was wearing a short-sleeved white shirt, navy blue trousers, and round scalp shoes, tall and thin, with a long face, small eyes, deep eye sockets, and a particularly high hooked nose.

At first glance, Li Yunhai felt that this person was very insidious, a typical villain's face.

Governor Zhao said lightly: "Lao Liu, you are inevitably a little too impatient!" Our financial department is busy with work, and I have to come one by one for this audit and signing, right? ”

Liu Shitao made a fake haha, and said in a deep voice: "Are you busy? You're busy building the Great Wall with the three cousins! I heard you won a dozen bucks yesterday afternoon! ”

The cousins are married women.

To build the Great Wall is to play mahjong.

Xizhou people are famous for their love of playing mahjong, and they began to play money after about 1980, most of which are dime and five dimes. Even if you make money, cash transactions on the table are rare, and you basically check out after you finish typing.

President Zhao's old bottom was poked out by Liu Shitao, and he didn't dare to flip the table on the spot, for fear that the other party would say something even more ugly, so that he would make a fool of himself in the unit and not be able to get off the stage. He raised his eyebrows and said to his subordinates with a tiger face: "What are you still doing in a daze?" Why don't you settle the bill for President Liu's customers? ”

Although the finance was wronged, he didn't dare to say anything at the moment, and immediately went through the settlement procedures for Li Yunhai.

The female treasurer who was hit in the face by Liu Shitao had a lot of blood on her face, and she held toilet paper in one hand to hold the wound while doing things.

Li Yunhai saw that Liu Shitao and President Zhao were not harmonious, and the two had always fought openly and secretly, but today it was just a coincidence, and they quarreled over Li Yunhai's matter. Obviously, President Zhao had something in Liu Shitao's hands, so he didn't dare to do anything wrong, and this time Liu Shitao had the upper hand.

The female finance officer issued a statement to Li Yunhai.

Li Yunhai sold 5 photocopiers to the bank, and the quotation was 16,800 yuan each.

The total price is 84,000 yuan.

Both parties confirm that there is no objection, sign and pledge respectively, and then settle the payment.

Li Yunhai's idea is right, how can such a big bank have no money?

After a while, 84,000 yuan, neatly stacked, was placed in front of Li Yunhai, piled up like a hill!

Financers are professionals, and they are surprisingly fast at counting money and planning for it.

Several financial staff, each counting 20,000 yuan, crackled the abacus. Brand new bills rattled in their hands.

Li Yunhai especially likes this sound.

Because it's the voice of money. Just like the ATM machines of later generations, even if you only withdraw a hundred yuan, it will make a noise for a long time, as if it is about to spit out millions, which makes people feel agitated when they hear it!

Li Yunhai watched them count the money, he stopped counting the money, loaded it all up, and then left the bank building directly.

The money he had paid for the photocopiers he had sold had been recovered.

Yesterday I received 67,200 yuan, and today it is 84,000 yuan.

The total is 151,200 yuan.

Among them, there is 16,200 yuan, which is the introduction fee that Li Yunhai promised to give to the purchaser.

Liu Shitao is 9,000 yuan, and Director Lin is 7,200 yuan.

Regardless of whether they accept it or not, Li Yunhai will definitely send it over.

In this way, Li Yunhai earned 135,000 yuan!

135,000 dollars!

Not to mention 1984, it is 2014, it is very difficult for Li Yunhai to earn this money in a few days! And the hundreds of thousands in 1984 is equivalent to how much money will be 30 years later?

Accidentally, Li Yunhai became a 10,000-yuan household.

even skipped 10,000 yuan and directly became 100,000 yuan!

He still has three photocopiers in his hand that have not been sold!

Compared with such a large benefit, the cost of more than 2,000 yuan he spent is almost negligible.

Li Yunhai returned to his residence and piled up hundreds of thousands of cash on the bed.

Looking at the pile of money, Li Yunhai thought of a very famous sentence:

Standing on the tuyere, pigs will fly.

The pig on the tuyere is a metaphor, the pig here represents a general product or service, and the tuyere represents the change and opportunities of the whole society.

This parable tells us that even if you don't have a particularly good or unique product or service, you can still succeed if you seize the overall opportunity.

Li Yunhai used imported foreign garbage to piece together a second-hand photocopier, which can only be regarded as an ordinary product.

He is self-employed, has no status in this era, and in the eyes of others, his service and reputation must be average.

However, he seized the opportunity and successfully dug the first pot of gold in his life!

Standing on the cusp is a broader and more strategic choice.

How many people can stand on the cusp of the times?

How many people can still laugh at the rivers and lakes after fighting the wind and waves?

On the same day, Li Yunhai stood in front of the mountain of money he earned and made an important decision that was enough to change his life: In the future, I will do this business!

It was still early, but Li Yunhai didn't come out because he had a few important things to do.

The first is to go to the industrial and commercial office to apply for an industrial and commercial business license.

The second is to save money!

The third is to repay debts.

The fourth is to send money.

After careful consideration, Li Yunhai still decided to deposit the money in the bank, after all, the bank is more reliable than hiding under the bed or hiding in the empty shell of a photocopier.

However, Li Yunhai decided to open several accounts in different banks and deposit the money separately!

In each passbook, only 20,000 yuan was saved, and he found another way to keep the rest of the money.

At that moment, there was a knock on the door!

With yesterday's experience, Li Yunhai is now a little nervous when he hears the knock on the door.

He subconsciously pulled up the nylon bag, swept the mountain of banknotes piled up on the bed, and swept them into the bag one by one.

Li Yunhai's action of pretending to be money is so quick and skillful!

"It's coming!" Li Yunhai shouted as he pushed the money bag under the bed.

He came to the door and looked out through the curtains.

It's the public security!

But there's only one, and that's the policewoman who came yesterday.

Li Yunhai opened the door and said repeatedly: "Comrade, hello! I'm going to get a business license! I'll do it right away! Excuse me! Great work! ”

The policewoman looked at his nervous and panicked appearance, couldn't help but purse her lips and smile, and said softly: "Don't be afraid, I'm not here to urge you to apply for a certificate." I'll ask you to fix an appliance. My TV at home is broken, and there is an image, but the image is flickering and distorted! Can you fix it? ”

Li Yunhai quickly made a judgment and said: "This is a grating deformity, which may be a decrease in the capacitance capacity of the power supply filter. Or the capacitance of the power supply filter of the sweep circuit decreases. ”

The policewoman listened loudly: "You don't have to tell me such professional knowledge, I don't understand, you just say can you fix it?" How much does it cost to repair? ”

Li Yunhai said with a smile: "Just change the capacitor!" I'll fix it for you in a few minutes. Not a penny for you! ”

The policewoman said, "That's not good. We can't take a stitch from the masses! I can't let you fix my TV for free! If you don't take my money, then I'll find someone else to fix it. ”

Li Yunhai smiled helplessly: "Two yuan!" ”

The policewoman smiled at this time: "Are you free now?" My house is not far from here. ”

Li Yunhai said that of course I am free, but the time for me to apply for a permit has to be postponed again, and your police station will not have another surprise inspection, right?

The policewoman was amused by his words: "Yesterday, we also received a report from the masses, saying that you were operating in violation of regulations and secretly hiding smuggled electrical appliances, so we came to investigate you." ”

Li Yunhai frowned, thinking that this is the case, no wonder the public security will send the police!

He couldn't help but ask, "Sister Beauty, who reported me?" ”