"Where's that talking flesh?"

Shi Ling couldn't wait to search for the potted plant that made her grit her teeth with hatred.

"Here."

Gu Xiuji glanced at Yu Shen, and then took Shi Ling to the balcony of his room.

But when he turned his head, he saw that Shi Ling and Yu Shen were waiting for him outside the door in a regular manner.

Gu Xiuji's heart couldn't help but suffocate slightly.

When did she see him like this?

Gu Xiuji took out the black feather jade cactus pot.

Shi Ling could see that this pot pick was still sleeping, stretched out his index finger and made a silent gesture to Gu Xiuji and Yu Shen, and then reached out and grabbed the black feather jade cactus, trying to uproot it.

However, at this moment, the black feather jade cactus seemed to feel some danger, its hair stood upside down, and all the thorns stood up, reflecting a hard luster, and at the same time let out a sharp explosion: "Shi-Ling!" ”

The voice was too harsh, Yu Shen and Gu Xiuji both frowned, but Shi Ling had already felt that he had already covered his ears first, preemptively scolded, "What is it called!" Big night disturbance! ”

"Shi Ling, I miss you dead!"

The black feather jade cactus was delighted, and even the plant jumped on Shi Ling's shoulder with a pot, if there were hands and mouths, it was estimated that he would have to hug Shi Ling and kiss him.

Shi Ling: "Hehe, I also want you to die." ”

Yu Shen: ?

Gu Xiuji was also stunned, and then suddenly, he couldn't help laughing.

The black feather jade cactus wants to die Shi Ling, and Shi Ling wants it to die.

"Oh, dear Shi Ling, you don't know how lonely I was after you were discharged from the hospital. There's no one to sing with me late at night anymore, and it's hard to find a soulmate. ”

As he spoke, the black feather jade cactus shook and let out a mournful singing sound.

Now don't talk about Shi Ling, even Gu Xiuji and Yu Shen want to smash it.

Shi Ling grabbed the potted plant, "You shut up for me!" ”

The black-feathered jade cactus tactically leaned back, singing continuously.

Shi Ling was murderous, "What about the knife!" ”

Yu Shen handed over a kitchen knife. Came from Gu Xiuji's kitchen.

Gu Xiuji: ?

Shi Ling took the kitchen knife, put the black feather jade cactus on the coffee table in the living room, and cut it down with a knife.

"Ah!!h

The black feather jade cactus jumped out of the potted plant directly and scurried around: "Help! Kill! ”

Shi Ling chased after him with a kitchen knife, "What kind of person are you a plant?" Even the Buddha can't say that I kill, even if the vegetarian comes, I can't say anything! ”

"Well, why not? Doesn't the cactus also bring a 'person'? ”

The black feather jade cactus screamed and ran wildly, and when it reached the door, there was nowhere to run but to hide in horror on the doorknob.

Shi Ling held up the kitchen knife and let out a strange laugh, "You scream, no one will pay attention to you if you cut your throat!" ”

Just as she raised her knife and slashed down, the door was suddenly pushed open.

As soon as Chu Jiao pushed the door open, he saw Shi Ling who was murderous and raised a knife from the crack in the door, and withdrew his hand in horror, "Sister Shi Ling, you, you are calm." See the courthouse across the window? ”

Shi Ling was also taken aback, stopped the kitchen knife suddenly, and glared at Chu Jiao angrily: "What are you doing here?" ”

"I heard the upside-down ghost say you're killing someone, and you ran up on purpose. It's easy to kill people and it's hard to throw corpses, so you must think twice. Also, have mercy on me, I was banished by my family, and I lived only on the rent of this building, and if it really became a murderous house, I would have to eat dirt. Chu Jiao was bitter.

Shi Ling was full of black lines, and grabbed the black feather jade cactus with spiritual power, "What nonsense are you listening to, I didn't kill anyone, I was killing demons and cutting this demon grass." ”

The black feather jade cactus was not convinced: "I am not a demon grass, I am a fairy grass!" ”

Shi Ling looked at it gloomily: "Then use it to make burning fairy grass!" ”

The black feather jade cactus trembled. (End of chapter)