Chapter 638: If There's a Fart, Let It Go (3 more.)
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Liu Shao finally completed the task, went home and slept beautifully, without waiting for the family to urge, got up in the dark on Monday, and rolled back to Qingdao University to be a good student with his simple luggage.
He caught the first subway in the morning, even if he transferred a few buses, it was still early to return to Qingda, first went back to the dormitory, and saw that Fa Xiaoxingxing was back, and he had to vomit bitterness to explain the difficulty of his task and how tired he was, and at the end he also showed his tired dark circles.
There is a guy who obviously has no dark circles under his eyes and pretends to be weak and cute, Yan Xing is also drunk, so he has to pretend to be stupid and stunned when he doesn't notice his good spirit, so as not to hurt the glass heart of the little brother.
Because the guy was chattering endlessly, he couldn't help but pour cold water: "Xiangyang, has there been any progress on your mission?" I haven't gained anything for so long, is it because other people's skills are higher than you and you have fooled you? ”
"What? Do you dare to look down on brother? Liu Xiangyang jumped to his feet: "No harvest has nothing to do with the level, it is that others do not start work at all, what can I do?" ”
"Or, in fact, it's not what we think, other people's families are also civilians?"
"You can't wash away the suspicion so quickly at the moment," Liu Xiangyang touched his chin, and after a second, he was excited: "Xiao Xingxing, you are running around with Xiao Lori, have you encountered any exciting things?" ”
"You pull it down, little Lori was a blockbuster at the sports meeting, the limelight is in full swing, moving her is equivalent to stabbing a horse nest bee, who will jump out of the brain at this time to die, something really exciting, presumably an organization made the decision to destroy little Lori at any cost, and the people who were scared at that time were we. Oh, by the way, I received clues that a certain underworld organization on the treasure island outside Hong Kong has recently been in frequent contact with the M National Youth Society, so you should focus on monitoring. ”
"I know, I know, I scare my brother every time." Liu Xiangyang rolled his eyes dissatisfied, took out a few snacks and put them in the dormitory, and went to class with Fa Xiao.
Yan Xing didn't tell his brother that he was going to receive acupuncture in the afternoon, he went to class for half a day, stayed up until noon to eat in the cafeteria with someone Liu, took a break on the lawn in the morning, and went his own way when class was about to start in the afternoon.
Others went to class, Yan Xing went the opposite, drove the car to stumble, and waited for the students to go to class before swaggering to the Xueba Building, carrying their own backpacks with clothes and supplies, carrying the sparse vegetables they bought, happily going up to the fourth floor, looking for little Lori to report.
Yan handsome guy didn't come to occupy the territory in the morning, he was really punctual until the afternoon, Le Yun was also quite surprised, opened the door and let him enter the dormitory, but when he saw the big bags he brought in, he almost wanted to fly up and kick him: "The surname Yan, how many days are you going to eat?" ”
"I haven't wanted to eat for many days, just eat tonight, if...... You don't mind, it would be more perfect to let me come for two more meals tomorrow at noon and evening. ”
The strange little loli fried her hair again, Yan Xingfei ran away, put the purchased vegetables next to the Xiaoice box, and ran to the place where the little loli lined up the medical tools and sat down, obediently as an obedient patient.
Yan Handsome Guy's face was as thick as an iron plate, Le Yun was about to vomit blood, and he glanced at him hatefully: "What about daydreaming, thinking that I would compromise if I bought a bunch of ingredients?" It's a big deal to throw it away, and I resolutely don't want to be a babysitter for you. ”
Little Lori glared angrily, Yan Xing was afraid that she would announce her personal vendetta when she gave her acupuncture, so she pricked herself with a needle and was angry, she didn't reply to her mouth, she confessed to herself, and she became a bun, Ren said that Ren glared at her fiercely.
No one was fighting with him, Le Yun blew his beard and stared at Yan Ren a few times, and he could only stop talking, seeing Yan someone sitting with Zhang Jun's face and selling cuteness to himself, with his hands on his waist, staring at him fiercely: "What is the pestle?" If you don't pick up your clothes, do you want me to help you? ”
Embarrassment, the fried little Lori is unreasonable, Yan Xing is embarrassed, quietly turns his face, unbuttons silently, the tips of his ears are getting hotter and hotter, what would it feel like if Little Lori helped him pick up his clothes and pants?
That thought flashed in his mind, his face was also shamefully feverish, for fear that he would have a reaction that should not have been misunderstood by Xiao Lori, and he would despise him, so he hurriedly lowered his head, hurriedly unbuttoned his clothes, and looked up quickly when he loosened the belt buckle, and Xiao Lori was still angry at herself, her face was hotter, and she turned sideways to avoid the sight of Xiao Lori and unfastened the belt buckle.
First tear out the clothes in the pants, take off the shirt and cover it horizontally around the waist, revealing a toned muscle, take off the shoes and the scarlet and put it farther away, and finally take off the trousers with a hot face, and deliberately throw them on the pile of books to shelf, so as not to sweat all over the body and stain the clothes and pants during acupuncture.
Picking himself up to only a small trouser fork, Yan Xing's face burned even more, he lay down sideways, and then lay flat, but he was embarrassed to take away the clothes around his waist, and let it help him cover his shame.
When Yan Shuai is unreliable, he is shameless, and when he is obedient, he is as honest as a cow, Le Yun is angry and funny, and he stretched out his toes and kicked him: "I haven't drunk the medicine yet, and then lie down after drinking." ”
Yan Xing's face was hot again, and he turned over and sat up with a red face, pretending to be calm and calm, but his heart was beating extremely strongly.
There was a handsome guy who blushed like a boiled shrimp, and his eyes didn't know where to put it, Le Yun suddenly became happy, dragged his box and jar containing the medicinal juice of the pills to his side, found out the mask to wear, and dispensed the medicine with his hands and feet, prepared a total of three bowls of medicinal soup, and found a handful of medicinal pills for Yan Ren to eat, so that he could drink the medicinal soup again.
Yan Xing did not refuse the medicine, swallowed and ate ten pills in one go, drank the three bowls of medicinal soup one bowl after another, and lay down backwards with a "bang".
Lying down as a zombie, it felt very cool at first, the aroma of medicine came out of the mouth, the whole body was warm, and after about ten minutes, the stomach burned like a fire, and the sparkling dragon eyes shouted pitifully: "Little Lori, I'm hot." ”
"Bear with me." Le Yun continued to dispense the medicinal soup without even raising her head.
Yan Xing pursed his lips, endured the heartburn of the fire, and after a while, his stomach seemed to freeze again, and his whole body trembled with cold, and he shouted bitterly: "Little Lori, I'm cold." ”
"Bear with me." It's not normal if it's not cold, it's normal to be cold
Got the two words that little Lori lightly described, Yan Xing was depressed and wanted to learn from girls, if he cried, would little Lori feel distressed? Before he could think about whether to cry or not, the coldness that could freeze people into ice ballast disappeared again, and the bitter taste welled up in his stomach, as if he was soaking in bitter water.
"Little Lori, I'm bitter."
"Bear with me."
"......" Yan Xing endured, and soon the bitterness was gone, and the acid water surged up, almost gushing out of his throat, and his whole face was tangled;" Little Lori, so sour. ”
"It's you who are sour, I'm not sour." Le Yun smiled and corrected Yanren's sentence expression.
Yan Xing pursed his lips, so as not to vomit sour water, when he felt sour and bubbles all over his body, his stomach became spicy, like eating a few bowls of rice peppers and Chaotianzi peppers, and the spicy taste rushed to his nose.
"Little Lori, I've become a chili pepper."
"Bear with me."
Endure, Yan Xing endured, the spicy smell disappeared, and a few minutes later, a foul smell like a dung pit emanated from his mouth, and the whole person was not good at that time, and roared angrily: "Little Lori, I don't want to become a stinky person, help!" ”
The handsome and angry handsome guy kept yelling, and Le Yun was also drunk, so he choked back angrily: "What are you shouting, I don't think the smell of your body has smoked my territory, can you make a scream like being raped?" ”
"Little Lori, save me, I don't want to be a shell, it stinks, it stinks, I'm dying of stinking!" The smell of the whole body of the good end came out, Yan Xing's heart was about to tremble, the little Lori was so fragrant, if he became a stinky person, how would he protect the little Lori in the future? Little Lori will dislike him.
"Bear with it, this is the type and origin of the toxins lurking in your body, the toxins are being triggered by catalysts, and when they are activated, from latent to active, they can be prescribed the right medicine, and they are forced out of the body in the same way."
"Mmmmmm, I will endure it, I ......will bear it, I will bear it" Yan Xing responded frequently, but he was sad and indignant in his heart, he had such a big embarrassment in front of Xiao Lori, and he would let him be a person in the future.
endured it for a long time, and when the smell came out of my body again, I couldn't help but scream again: "Little Lori, I've become hot and sour powder." ”
Five minutes later: "Little Lori, have I become a drinker?" ”
Seven minutes later: "Little Lori, I seem to have become a dessert." ”
Ten minutes later: "Little Lori, I seem to smell rotten eggs." ”
Another three minutes later: "Little Lori, is this a bad potato flavor?" ”
The handsome colonel chirped, unable to control the exhaust, "poof", the voice was loud and bright, the portion was super large, and the taste was super strong, a bad sweet potato and leek smell, straight to the eyes.
The handsome young man who was still yelling just now burst into a big red face, and he wanted to hide his head in the crotch of his pants, but because he had nowhere to hide, he closed his eyes and thought he was a thousand-year-old zombie.
He wanted to endure it, but his stomach refused to cooperate, and he always wanted to drill out with gas, in order not to lose his old face, Yan Xing could only hold back, so that his shoulders were shaking, and he couldn't hold it back, little by little, intermittent exhaust.
"If there is a fart, let it go, don't hold it, a fart is crushed into a dozen small farts, tired or not." It stands to reason that the handsome guy should enter the stage of crazy exhaust, but the handsome guy is holding back his fart, holding back his face and thick neck, and he doesn't understand what he is thinking in his head at all.
The handsome young man who was holding back the air and did not exhaust it, almost didn't come up in one breath to close his breath, but fortunately the gas did not drill up, and drilled down vigorously, "poof" and "poof", the farts were one after another, and the breath was seven or eight farts, and the smell was also very rich, the smell of bad eggs, bad bananas, bad apples, rotten grass, and the smell of animal poop, all kinds of things, strange smells one after another, and the air was stinky.
let out a loud fart, drained the exhaust gas, and the stomach was comfortable, but the nose suffered, Yan Xing accidentally inhaled two breaths and inhaled the stinky air, and he wanted to die headlonging, it was too embarrassing! His twenty-eight-year-old face has become a passerby with him, and a beautiful man has become a fart man, where is the face!
"Handsome guy, cheat the corpse, and drink the medicine again." It's almost time to pinch, Le Yun stretched out his foot and kicked Yan who was pretending to be dead, that guy is the size of a guy who still plays with his ears and stealing the bell, closing his eyes and thinking that others can't see him?
Yan Xing, who pretended to be dead, sat up on his back without a sound, looked at Xiao Lori with a handsome face that was red and purple, and then looked at the medicine, not daring to drink it directly, for fear of drinking it and farting again, he looked at Xiao Lori pitifully, and there was still fear of the medicinal soup in his eyes.
"What are you afraid of, the three Indians and Argentines even dare to drink the water of the Ganges River full of corpses and feces and urine, you are drinking a clean medicinal soup, be bold and kill it."
"Little Lori, will you become a stinky person again after drinking, will you fart?" Yan Xing retreated in his heart, he really didn't have the courage to drink the medicine, Xiao Loli's medicine was too magical, and no one could imagine what chemical reaction would happen.
"Where does a big man come from so much nonsense, don't drink and pull down." The handsome guy cowered, looking at the medicinal soup as if he was looking at a poisonous snake, Le Yun rolled his eyes angrily, he was not even afraid of death, he was still afraid of drinking medicine? It's definitely the wrong way to play today.
"I'll drink it, I'll drink it, don't be angry, little Lori, if I drink the medicine and fart again, don't say it."
The strange little Lori showed signs of fire again, Yan Xing was stunned, picked up the medicinal soup and closed his breath and dried it up, then drank the second bowl and the third bowl, and even dried three bowls, took some water to flush the bowl, and then drank the bowl of water, leaned back, and slammed the corpse to the ground.
The handsome guy was lying upright, Le Yun stretched his waist, took off his clothes around his waist and threw them on top of the pile of books, stood up and rested the needle sleeve on his shoulder, took a dozen needles in each hand, turned on the special function of the eyes to find the acupuncture points, and the hands were continuous, and the slender gold and silver needles were flying and shooting, and they were accurately nailed to Yan Handsome Guy.
Yan Xing lay down on the corpse, kept his eyes closed and didn't dare to look at the little Lori, afraid of farting again, he was uneasy, when there was a slight pain from the ant bite on his body, he was ecstatic, and the little Lori helped him with acupuncture!
Little Lori went to work, indicating that it should not be possible to have a chaotic exhaust phenomenon, he was determined, relaxed his limbs, calmly accepted the needle, felt the slight pain of the needle piercing into the flesh, and became more and more relaxed.
Until...... A needle pierced the most sensitive part of the man, his relaxed nerves tensed suddenly, secretly opened his eyes, looked at his abdomen, felt an inexplicable fever under the lower abdomen, his heart was cold, he couldn't help but be frightened, don't have a reaction that shouldn't be! If there is an undeserved reaction in acupuncture, the second brother will die without a place to be buried.
"Relax, why are you so tight? The muscles were so tense that it affected my needle. "Brother Yan is lying down well, suddenly the muscles of the whole body are tense, it is inconvenient to prick needles, Le Yun wants to step on someone's heart, restless guy, looking for scolding.
After a meal, Yan Xing was aggrieved, but he didn't dare to defend himself, closed his eyes, relaxed his limbs, and didn't dare to think about it anymore in order not to be scolded.
When he relaxed, Le Yun continued to put down the needle, and the two pairs of silver needles were scattered for most of them, all nailed to Yan Ren's body, and tied him into a fairy stick full of thorns, and then pierced him in the face and head, and the last needle pierced the Baihui acupoint on the top of his head, and the needle penetrated the flesh for seven minutes, leaving only a small piece outside.
With that stitch, Yan Xing felt a violent throbbing pain in his head first, and in an instant, his whole body was in severe pain, and even his consciousness was overwhelmed by the pain. ( )
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