"You're lazy." Lin Yu rubbed his head and muttered, "Shouldn't the little daughter-in-law open my eyes and have breakfast ready?" ”

"I don't." Su Qingtong rode the forest fish, "You make me breakfast." ”

Lin Yu rubbed his stunned face, "Ah, I know, there was no cave room yesterday, you are waiting for me here." ”

"Huh?" Su Qingtong's face turned red, and the thighs that were lying on the belly of the forest fish were quickly taken away.

"That's fine, I'll eat you if I don't eat breakfast." Lin Yu muttered, getting up to press Su Qingtong, and reaching out to untie his pants.

"Ahhh Su Qingtong, like a loach, slipped out of the quilt again.

Newly married Yan'er, Lin Yu didn't say that he was going to get tired of being by his little wife, but when she was cooking, the whole person stuck to her back, like a boneless zombie growing out of Su Qingtong's back.

"How are your feet doing?" Lin Yu's chin was on Su Qingtong's shoulder, watching Su Qingtong fry eggs there, a hand hanging there, "snap", and slapped her little buttocks.

Su Qingtong's face was flushed, "You're down, I can't cook with your camel...... it's Miss Mu who gave me a pill, and I'll just take it." ”

"Oh, and that kind of thing?"

"Stepping on a horse, I spent 50 million yuan and didn't cure you, she didn't give it to me a long time ago!" Lin Yuden straightened up his body, "The erector is not a good person, I will deduct her salary until I make up for the 50 million!" ”

"Oh, Miss Mu may not have deliberately withheld it from me." Su Qingtong turned around and pulled Lin Yu's hand, "She may have just gotten it." ”

"By the way, what are you going to do, Miss Mu?" Su Qingtong lowered his head and secretly looked at Lin Yu's face, "I think she seems to like you quite a lot." ”

"Besides, what she said last time also makes sense, is she going to marry someone else with my body?"

"I'm also a little upset, after all, that's me. It's all supposed to be for a fish. ”

"You, you, you touch me, I'm actually a little unhappy, so are you infatuated with me, or are you obsessed with Miss Mu's body?"

"Ah Yu, let me ask you." Su Qingtong tilted his neck and asked Lin Yu the first death question he heard after marriage, "If you have a physiological reaction to me, what does this mean?" ”

"Does it mean that you covet Miss Mu's body?"

Hold the grass ???

When the forest fish boarded the crotch, it was cold, and with the witty batch of brain melon seeds, it couldn't help but start to break out in cold sweat on the forehead.

I should be going to work, not here.

Lin Yu's crotch attached to Su Qingtong's body moved back, and his hand was pinched on his chin, making a thinking gesture.

"Ah this, Qingtong, you asked this question very well, very philosophical and ethical quantum entanglement, I suddenly remembered that I had something, I didn't eat breakfast."

"You come back to me!" Su Qingtong grabbed the forest fish back, turned off the fire, and said angrily and cautiously, "You made it clear to me, I must listen clearly today." ”

"Could it be that when you kissed me, you were thinking of Miss Mu?"

I'm rubbing, how do you tell me to answer this question? The forest fish was sweating profusely.

Is this what happens to a married man?

"And oh." Su Qingtong said unhappily, "Then, let me give you another example, if you exchange bodies with another man, and your soul kisses me with another man, will you be happy?" ”

Lin Yu's 150 IQ brain melon seed announced that it was down on the spot.

"That's not possible!"

This is also poisonous, whoever wrote this thing is going to be hanged on the street lamp at the starting point, as a pillar of shame for 10,000 years.

The reader is going to complain to the world while having a physical nausea.

"Today I watched a good stupid author and wrote a good stupid plot......"

The doppelganger snaps a girl with first-class poison.

Soul swapping poisons poison.

As a pure love author, I have to say "no" to this setting, which is unthinkable.

"So you say I'm happy?" Su Qingtong crossed his hands on his waist and said angrily, "Then you want to sleep with me, don't you want to sleep with Miss Mu's body, you say, I watched you have a big heart for Miss Mu's body, what do I think?" ”

God, earth, which father should call me now and help me!!

"There it is!" Lin Yu patted his thigh, "After all, I am also a traditional man, a man in charge, I can't slip through this issue in a daze, in this way, you will be my main palace, and she will be my concubine." ”

"I'll have both! In this way, everyone loves each other as a family......"

"I'll kill you!" Su Qingtong picked up his rice shovel and began to chase and kill the forest fish.

"You've finally spoken your heart, haven't you......!"

For three days in a row, Su Qingtong, who answered incorrectly and aggravated the strange knot of a certain witty treasure, rejected the idea of having sex with the forest fish for three nights in a row, and the reason is that having sex with you is like I am green myself.

In view of your inner thoughts about Miss Mu's impurity, I decided not to cheapen you.

I cried to death, how can there be such treatment as a man after marriage.

Scheduled to go on vacation to Hawaii the day after tomorrow, Lin Yu left behind the in the company, but still went to the company first, planning to make a big news.

Hello, Li Huanying is still selling well, but the movies that have steadily moved towards the 7 billion mark are all hotly discussed on the whole network.

Especially about how a forest fish who has been abandoned since childhood made a movie with the theme of maternal love, it has almost become a topic discussed by many people on the whole network.

Many people want to know what Lin Yu's heart thinks.

After thousands of choices, Lin Yu decided to participate in a TV talk show, "Lu and You"

Many people have a curiosity about the inner state of the forest fish, so it just so happens that this show is regarded as an explanation from the forest fish to these people!

It just so happens that this host Lin Yu's personal favorability is not high, so he just went to Huohuo.

got that Lin Yu was going to be interviewed by Lu Youyou's program, and Lu You was very happy.

Hello Lee Hwan Young is hot now, especially as a mother's love movie.

I believe that many parents and children who have been touched want to see what the creator Lin Yu thinks.

In particular, this creator Lin Yu also contributed subversive acting skills in another movie, Farewell My Concubine, which made Lin Yu even more topical.

On the same day, Lin Yu was invited to the studio, and the TV was broadcast live throughout.

"Ah Yu, welcome to Lu and have an appointment." Lu You, who was a little skinny, sat there and didn't get up, folded his legs, and said with a smile.

"How welcome?"

Lu You, "......"

"Hahaha, I can't hold it back, Lin Yu will give Lu and a 'dismount' when he comes up."

"Yes, let her always like to choke guests before, and meet someone who doesn't play cards according to the routine."

"Kill, my fish."

"Ah Yu is really calm, the movie is so popular, all the actors are on various variety shows, but the show is interviewed, but Ah Yu himself does not."

"Yes, he even found time to get married."

“……”

found that Lin Yu was making a sneer, Lu He said, "I can't record this show today without you." ”

Lin Yu smiled.

This seems to be saying, "Without you, I wouldn't be able to move chopsticks at this table today." ”

But it can also be understood as, "You're still quite useful, at least without you, this game can't be opened." ”

After Yin and Yang exchanged yin and yang, Lu and other Lin Yu sat down, and started some small talk, "Congratulations on your happy marriage, I heard that you married your lover the day before yesterday, why didn't she come with you today?" ”

Lin Yu sat on the sofa in a very comfortable position, twisted his buttocks, and one hand was still naturally hanging on the back of the sofa.

"Because you weren't invited."

“……”

"Poof, haha, is it really good to be able to chat like this."

"Another sentence killed the game."

Lu You pulled her hair, and became a little crying and laughing, she suddenly found that this forest fish was a little difficult to do.

"Go on, the ratings are up."

In the headset, the director's voice suddenly came.

"Ahem." Lu You immediately smiled and continued the topic just now, "We invite now, you can call her and invite her to participate together." ”

"When our show invited you, we probably didn't take into account that you happened to have time to get married."

The audience was full of laughter, and Lu He made fun of Lin Yu.

Lin Yu touched the back of his head, "I thank Lu and the show on behalf of my lover, but it's a pity, I'm afraid she won't be able to come today, and it's a little wrong for you to invite." ”

"What's the matter?"

"My lover is in a little ill today and can't get out of bed."

Lu You, "......"

After being stunned for a while, Lu He looked at Lin Yu's face and was sure that this force was driving on her serious show.

This is a serious celebrity talk show, ah, the soul is faint!

It's not a funny interview variety show!

Can this be talked about on the show??

"Ahem." Lu He flipped over the topic card in his hand and decided to consider the seriousness of the show and come to some topics in the yang world.

"First of all, congratulations on your box office hit, Li Huanying's box office has reached 6 billion, how are you feeling?"

"Cool."

After Lu You finished speaking, Lin Yu nodded, and then looked at her with a smile like this.

"And then?"

Lu Youqiang laughed.

The sentiment is noble, the soul is light, I am asking you to take the opportunity to express the sense of mission and sacredness of being a director, not to let you say cool.

Who doesn't know that it's cool to make billions of dollars!!

"Anything else?" Lin Yu scratched his head, it seemed that he really didn't plan to take the usual path, "It's really very cool." ”

"Since I made so much money, I have added two eggs to my instant noodles."

"I can't use it up, I can't use it up at all!"

Lu He touched his nose, this guy didn't seem to be going to answer properly.

"Is there anything interesting to share with us during the filming of Li Huanying's movie?"

Flipping to the next topic card, Lu He hurriedly breathed a sigh of relief.

It's finally so serious that it can't be a serious problem anymore, this wave must get back on track!

"Nope."

"What!?" Hearing Lin Yu say this, Lu He almost jumped up.

If you want to talk like that, we won't be able to talk anymore.

"Everybody knows that." Lin Yu said sincerely, "When I was filming Li Huanying, I was filming Farewell My Concubine, and when I went back, Li Huanying had already finished filming." ”

"So I wasn't there when I ate the melon."

OK, flawless answer.

"Then when you created Li Huanying, what was the idea behind you to write this script?"

Lin Yu immediately touched his chin.

Hit, hit!!

This guy is finally thinking about it, I am back on track with Youyou, and it's just around the corner!

"I'm sorry for that." Lin Yu said shyly.

"It's okay, say, say it boldly."

"I'd like to copy Charlotte's troubles."

Lu You, "......"

"Hahaha, I have to die laughing in this live broadcast room today, Lin Yu is really sincere, he is really polite to his brothers, and he really says something."

"Such a simple and unassailable answer, I just want to copy myself."

"Painstaking ideas? x, Blind Gil writes √. ”

"Lu He is experiencing one of the most hardcore interviews in his life."

“……”

Calm, calm, although not quite what I thought.

Lu He flipped through the question and answer card in his hand, and tried to exhale a long breath first.

Lu He squeezed out a smile on his face and said, "Cheng Dieyi you play, everyone says that you are three points, may I ask, what kind of orientation do you really have, or do you have any skills to share with you." ”

"Wow, I'm a man who just got married, I'm going to sue you for slander on this topic." Lin Yu complained, "With my wife lying down for at least three days, my real man, there is no need to say more." ”

The forest fish patted his little belly.

I don't care about you.

Don't drive anymore, okay!!

I retract my question just now when I didn't ask!!

"Cheng Dieyi is in this role, he is just like the finger he was chopped off, which is itself a product of the deformity of the times." Lin Yu pinched his chin, "What's the play?" The ninth rate, no matter how big the famous corner, itself is the same as the Oiran of the Qinglou, and then it is sought after by 10,000 people. ”

"At the end of the day, in those days, it was a ninth-rate profession."

"Cheng Dieyi, who is in a ninth-rate profession, has been acting Hua Dan for many years, and has practiced so much that there is no distinction between people and plays, so naturally even his personality and sexual orientation have been completely distorted."

"It's a tragedy in itself."

"And whether it is Yuan Siye or Wang Gonggong's covetousness of Cheng Dieyi, it all deepens the tragedy of this character, he is such a distorted person."

"He has too many stories to tell, and love to lose." Lin Yu thought for a while and replied, "The shaping of a character cannot just stay on the surface ...... the demeanor of a mother, but also fall into the depths of the role." ”

"A complex, scarred man."

"You have to understand him completely, empathize with him, and be who he is."

Oh my God, you've been serious for a while!

Lu Youhui was almost crying.

"What is the difference between Cheng Dieyi's role and the roles you have created in the past? How easy is it? Lu He continued to ask along with this. (End of chapter)