Chapter 13 "Jinggouzi" Huang Fang?
"Jingle bells!"
Before entering the store, Lei Shan heard the sound of broken dishes and the sound of fists and feet fighting in the store.
When I entered the door, I saw that two people were fighting back and forth, and now I saw someone suddenly breaking in, both sides stopped their movements, and looked at the door while being vigilant against the opposite movement.
While they were observing Lei Shan and the others, Lei Shan was also looking at the people in the inn.
These two groups of people, one tall and one short, look dressed up, and they seem to be the shopkeeper and buddy in the store.
On the other side, there were three people, one of whom wore a white coat with short hair, and lay motionless on the table.
The other two are also tall and short, one is thin and tall, wearing a long coat common in the Republic of China, looking like a scribe, and the other is a little man, dressed as a farmer, with a towel wrapped around his head and a stubble on his face, but the cruelty in his eyes is undisguised.
To Lei Shan's surprise, the shopkeeper and his buddy among them turned out to be his acquaintances, the tall one was named Dong Chang, and the short one was called Xu Xin, both of them were children of the Tang Sect, and they were the same generation as Lei Shan according to their generation, and they were the characters Lei Shan met when he returned to the Tang Sect with his mother Tang Tianrou in the past.
"Brother Dong, Brother Xu, why are you here?"
But before Dong Chang and Xu Xin could reply, the short farmer on the opposite side was the first to scold angrily.
"Where did the little crumbs come from! I also dare to stir up the matter of your [Golden Hook] Uncle Huang Fang, the girl who knows each other and left you by your side hurry up, maybe your grandfather and I can spare your life when I am comfortable! ”
It was only then that Dong Chang picked up the conversation: "Lei Shan be careful!" These are all-sex demons! ”
However, what everyone didn't expect was that Lei Shan's face distorted, and then he clutched his stomach and laughed as if he couldn't help it.
"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death!" Jinggouzi' in Shaanxi and Guanzhong in some places in the dialect is the meaning of 'bare feet', look at your dress, most of them are also from the area near there, you stinky shameless even take this as a nickname, and shout out so imposingly, not social death... Aren't you ashamed? No, I'm laughing to death...... Hahaha...... Hahahaha. ”
Being made such a fuss by Lei Shan, the atmosphere in the store changed suddenly, except for the three-free girl Lei Chun, Dong Chang Xu Xin also held back a smile, his facial muscles twitched, and even the thin and tall man with Huang Fang had the same expression.
Huang Fang was extremely angry now, his eyes were bloodshot, and the green tendons on his forehead burst out, no matter whether Lei Shan was really wrong or deliberately said so, he had already made up his mind to slaughter this kid who dared to insult himself.
"Little crumb, you are looking for death!"
While speaking, Huang Fang's figure suddenly flashed, and he shot towards Lei Shan, his hands were hooked with eagle claws, and the Qi was entwined on them, directly taking Lei Shan's throat, just this hand, it is enough to see that this Huang Fang has a lot of kung fu, and he is by no means an old BT who can only "Jinggouzi".
However, Lei Shan didn't seem to have time to react, and he was still laughing heartily, without the slightest defense.
At this moment, Lei Chun on Lei Shan's side moved.
I saw her jumping in front of Lei Shan briskly, pulling out the yellow paper umbrella she was carrying, and holding Huang Fang's hands at a clever angle, and then the umbrella swirled in her hands, unloading Huang Fang's hands to both sides, and then taking advantage of Huang Fang's empty door to open wide, she kicked him on his chest and kicked him back several steps.
"Hehe, I didn't expect the little girl to be a practitioner, it's hard enough, Lao Tzu likes it!"
After speaking, Huang Fang rushed out again, this time his target was changed to Lei Chun.
But without moving two steps, Huang Fang suddenly stopped, and then fell to the ground, screaming in pain and tumbling.
"Ahhh!!hhh
I saw that although he was short but lean, his body began to grow sores and festers without warning, and now Huang Fang only felt that the muscles, nerves and even bones of his body were as painful and itchy as ten thousand ants devouring his heart, especially between his legs, the pain was particularly intense.
"You stinky girl! What the hell has been done to me! ”
Huang Fang turned his head to look at Lei Chun with all his might, but saw that there were already five more figures beside Lei Chun at some point.
One of them is located on the top of Lei Chun's head, dressed as a Taoist, with three heads and six arms, wearing a big red robe, his face is like blue indigo, his hair is like cinnabar, his mouth is fanged, there is a vertical pupil on each of his three heads, his eyes are round, he is not angry and self-righteous, and his six hands, each of them holds a sword, one hand holds an umbrella, one hand shakes the flag, one hand rings the bell, one hand holds the seal, the waist carries a treasure gourd, and the foot steps on the gossip platform.
At this time, the yellow umbrella in the man's hand was opened, and the rotation was non-stop, exuding strange fluctuations.
The other four people are divided into the four corners of Lei Chun, southeast, northwest and northwest.
One person is holding a jade chime, his hair looks like cinnabar, his face is green, and his fangs are golden. The blue color of the Taoist robe is hideous, and the hemp shoes under the feet are cloudy.
One person carries a treasure flag on his shoulder, his face is like a full moon, his eyes are like pearls, and his pale yellow robe is like a flower and bird. The silk silk flutters up and down, and the abdomen is deep and deep.
One person holds a sword in his hand, and the lily tassel is floating obliquely on the scarf, and the face is like a heavy jujube and the eyes are like a bell. Wearing a red dress like a breathing fire, and the bast shoes under his feet are like crystals.
One person holds a steel whip in his hand, and the top is a golden crown and a fishtail, and his face is like a comfrey lightning. The silk knot is buckled and linked, and the grass is oblique and the cold fog is born.
This is the protector god born from Lei Chun's fairy boy life.
Lei Chun's protector god is called [Five Plague Messengers], and his ability is to drive all kinds of epidemics and control the degree of disease, but although it is called this, the birth of the protector god is not the now widely spread spring plague Zhang Yuanbo, summer plague Liu Yuanda, autumn plague Zhao Gongming, winter plague Zhong Shigui, in charge of the plague history and literature.
Rather, Lu Yue, who is known as the Emperor of Haotian and his four apprentices, Zhou Xin, the envoy of the eastern plague, Li Qi, the envoy of the western plague, Zhu Tianlin, the messenger of the southern plague, and Yang Wenhui, the messenger of the northern plague.
These five people are the great gods who control the plague department of the heavenly court, and are known as the originators of the plague gods, and these five people are the protector gods, which is much more powerful than the [Five Plague Messengers] that are now circulating.
In the early years, the area where Lei Chun's village was located was due to the warlord scuffle, there were too many dead, and no one cared about the corpses, so there was a plague, and the whole village, including Lei Chun's parents, died, and only Lei Chun survived like a nobody under the protection of the fairy boy's life.
Since then, all kinds of bad rumors about Lei Chun have spread in that area, and even some unwitting people directly blamed the occurrence of the plague on Lei Chun's head, and it didn't take long for the young Lei Chun to stay there, so he could only flee to other places with some fleeing people.
However, because he had not practiced Qi, Lei Chun could not control his strength well, and although he had tried his best to restrain it, every time his unconscious power flowed out, it would cause a large number of displaced people who fled together to become ill.
I don't know when Lei Chun has been named the [Plague God], and he has been disliked everywhere he goes, just like a rat crossing the street, not to mention that there are people who dare to help her, along the way, Lei Chun has almost lived any hard life.
Until she met the Lei Shan family, not only was she not afraid of her, but also gave her a new name, gave her food, made her new clothes, and even taught her the ability to control her own strength, so that she could live like a normal person and no longer be disgusted everywhere she went.
Although Lei Chun has become silent because of all the things before, since then, Lei Chun has sworn that her life belongs to the Lei family, and now that someone wants to make a move on Lei Shan, she is naturally the first not to agree.