Chapter 84: The Emperor PUA Himself

What an unpretentious wish.

Directly silenced the gods.

He seldom descends on earth, and the world cannot withstand his power.

But every time he comes, there is a record of the southern kingdom.

Every time a wish is made, it will be included in the book of God and passed down from generation to generation.

This time I made a wish: Want to eat my roast chicken?

God............

"I, I can give you endless money, and you can buy countless roast chickens." He paused, and He came and gave him a roast chicken, and he couldn't afford to lose this man.

Lu Chao pursed his mouth.

"Mud is stupid."

"The money will be taken away by the Liang relatives and will be kept." That's not mine!

"Roast chicken, it's Wo!" She tilted her head and looked at the eyes of the gods like she looked at a fool.

The emperor was already stamping his feet angrily on the altar.

"Did you find it? What does she want roast chicken? I'll give her enough to eat!! ”

"Tyrannical Destruction of Heavenly Things, Violent Destruction of Heavenly Things, Hurry, Hold on to Me, I'm going to be dizzy." The emperor trembled with rage.

By talking to the gods, they can also hear the sound of supplication.

It's just that the sound is amplified and appears distorted.

I only vaguely heard it full of childishness, with a feeling of milk whirring.

The emperor is so angry.

Angry and stomped his feet.

I really want to stuff the roast chicken in that kid's mouth.

But Lu Chaochao yawned and gradually lost his patience: "Roast chicken, do you want to give it?" ”

If you don't give it, Wo is gone.

God is stingy.

He also said that everything in the world can be given.

I can't even give up a roast chicken.

Lu Chaochao stretched out his hand to wipe the roast chicken on the table, and then smelled the smell on his hands, it was really fragrant.

She decided not to wash her hands tonight.

Sleep with a scent.

The god was silent for a long time.

The voice seemed to become a little sluggish: "I, give you what you want." ”

The roast chicken flew into Lu Chaochao's hands.

Lu Chaochao's eyelids were scorching: "Wo, in the future, it will be, a believer in mud!" ”

The kindness of roast chicken cannot be repaid.

She hugged the chicken's butt and took a hard bite. The happy eyebrows and eyes are stretched, and the joyful ones are about to jump.

And then......

Take out the chicken butt in your mouth.

"Are you next?"

The god's gaze fell on the chicken's buttocks, and gradually dissipated into the night sky.

Lu Chaochao tilted his head, his voice was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember it at all.

She has been assimilated into this world.

She held the roast chicken in both hands, screaming happily, gnawing her face full of oil, and the roast chicken was extremely tender.

"It's good to worship God." There is roast chicken to eat.

The emperor was so angry that he was shaking, and kept pressing his heart, his face pale.

"Find, dig three feet into the ground to find that idiot!!" The Emperor gritted his teeth.

The crown prince had a strange expression.

He lowered his head and said nothing.

【Roast Chicken Roast Chicken Roast Chicken Roast Chicken, Want to Eat Roast Chicken ......】

......At this moment, his mind was full of Lu Chaochao's broken thoughts, roast chicken and roast chicken......

He probably knew who the culprit was.

The whole city is guessing, which little Hanhan is in the end, and asks the gods to roast chicken.

"I guess, I'm afraid it's a child."

The voice that can be heard faintly is the childish voice of a child.

Not long after the emperor returned to the palace, he heard a report from someone.

"Your Majesty, I found it."

"I just met a doll outside, holding a roast chicken, saying that it was given by God." The forbidden army is reporting outside.

"Bring people in." The emperor's eyebrows pressed slightly.

Not long after, a woman led a girl and walked forward.

The little girl looked like she was about a year old, her eyes were sparkling, she was obviously a child, but she was a little disobedient.

"You say, the gods gave you roast chicken?" The emperor stood on a high platform with a majestic expression.

The prince said in a low voice: "This is ......"

"Lu Jinghuai's sister, named Lu Jingyao, is about to be one year old."

"The woman standing behind her is her mother, Mrs. Pei."

The emperor's and the prince's eyes lit up slightly, Madame Pei? Lu Jinghuai?

Lu Yuanze's outer room!

Pei Jiaojiao led Lu Jingyao, her heart beat wildly, and she fell to the ground.

"Long live Your Majesty, long live, long live."

Lu Jingyao kowtowed twice.

Pei Jiaojiao didn't dare to look up at the king, and held Lu Jingyao's hand a little trembling.

Jing Yao is so smart.

The children who are favored by the gods are all people who are loved by God, and at least they have a good impression in front of His Majesty.

Lu Houye, also looks at them a little higher.

Xu's sinister seed was compared to dust by her.

"Your Majesty's ......"

"Shut up, Your Majesty didn't ask you!" The prince interrupted her with a horse.

Pei Jiaojiao panicked, Lu Jingyao squeezed her mother's hand, and she said like an adult: "Yes, Your Majesty." ”

"It's Jing Yao, ask ...... The roast chicken that the gods wanted. ”

The emperor didn't want to see Lu Yuanze's outer room, and his eyes were full of disgust when he looked at them at this moment.

Lu Jingyao is only a one-year-old child, and his eyes are extraordinarily worldly and utilitarian, is this really a one-year-old child?

Where it is like a dynasty, where it is full of clear stupidity.

"Idiot!" The Emperor was furious.

The two of them were frightened by the angry voice.

"Beizhao is short, have you eaten and worn?"

"You even asked the gods to roast chicken?! Fools who don't know the general situation and can't distinguish the occasion! What a shame for Beizhao! ”

"As her mother, how do you teach your children? She's not sensible, she's only a year old, aren't you sensible either? The emperor pointed at Pei Jiaojiao and reprimanded angrily.

Pei Jiaojiao's face turned white with fright.

She only thought about taking the credit, but she didn't expect to be scolded.

Lu Jingyao pursed her lips, her eyes were a little dazed, why was it different from what she imagined?

"Get out! At a young age, he is full of lies and has no education! ”

The emperor's words frightened the prince and the prince to send people out.

While walking, he complained: "This woman, you said that you are Lu Jinghuai's mother, so I believed you." How dare you deceive you? ”

"If it weren't for the child's young age, I would have been afraid that he would not be punished."

Pei Jiaojiao's face was red, and she was driven out of the palace in a gray manner.

It's just that Lu Jinghuai's mother's fraudulent claim spread all over the capital.

"Father, how do you know it's not her?"

The emperor glanced at the prince angrily: "I am not blind, nor blind." In addition to Lu Chaochao, is there anyone else who can do this? ”

"Go and invite Lu Chaochao into the palace, don't alarm others."

The prince hurried to please.

I thought in my heart, this time His Majesty was afraid that he was going to anger the little girl.

When Lu Chaochao hugged him with a mouth full of oil, he had to directly stone hammer.

"Uncle, eat chicken......" She even handed the chicken bones to the emperor.

The crown prince couldn't help but support his forehead, how should he persuade his father to spare the court?

Then he saw the emperor and said: "Chaochao, are you looking for the roast chicken that the god wants?" ”

The little guy straightened his head: "Yes, yes, yes, it seems to be wo, it is like wo." It's delicious......"

The prince was about to step forward to intercede.

I heard my father say: "Chao Chao is really a good boy." ”

"Don't value fame and fortune, don't value power, good boy, what a good boy......"

"If it were someone else, it would be my throne. And Chao Chao, as long as there is a mediocre roast chicken! ”

Prince???

That's not what you said!!

The emperor self-PUA, is serious!