Chapter 120: The Smallest Debt Collector in History
"Call those old horsemen into the temple."
The emperor's face was ugly, and his fists were clenched.
The treasury is empty, there is no money for disaster relief, and these dogs still refuse to repay their debts!
"Xuan ......" the prince announced a large group of courtiers.
They are all old ministers with gray hair and beards.
Everyone lowered their eyebrows and fell to the ground as soon as they entered the door.
"Your Majesty, the minister is willing to die for Beizhao. Danchen, there is really no money. A courtier was in tears, and even lifted his trouser leg to show His Majesty the patches under his official uniform.
When he entered the door, he cried poor first, and directly blocked his mouth to collect debts.
The emperor's face was slightly gloomy.
The old minister straightened up and said with a resolute face: "Your Majesty, the minister is willing to donate three years of Yulu, and the victims of the Beizhao disaster will do their best!" ”
Another old minister stood up: "Your Majesty, the minister does not dare to be corrupt, and he only lives on money every year." The money owed to His Majesty is afraid that the minister will not be able to pay it back. But the minister can donate the house in the house, and the minister ...... I would like to rent a house with my family. ”
Emperor: Very well, there will be rumors of my mistreatment of courtiers.
"Your Majesty, there are still 1,200 taels in the minister's account, and the minister is willing to donate them all."
"Your Majesty, the minister's wife, and some dowry......"
The emperor saw that what they said was becoming more and more unbearable, and raised his hand.
"I only ask you, can each family pay 30,000 taels!" There are 18 people who borrowed money, and if they took out 30,000 taels, they could get back hundreds of thousands.
The courtiers were all embarrassed.
There was an eerie silence in the study.
The head of the household shouted bitterly: "Everyone, I hope to help in an emergency." You have been borrowing for decades, up to a million taels of money. Now, Beizhao is short of money, and it is time to pay it back. "These are all old ministers who fought the world with the emperor.
When the marquis was crowned and worshiped the prime minister, the emperor took pity on the founding heroes who had no money in their accounts, and approved IOUs to the important ministers one after another.
For example, the secretary borrowed less, 30,000 taels.
But he borrowed many valuable calligraphy and paintings from the treasury, which could not be measured in monetary terms.
For example, Prince Heshuo, the first emperor had only such a brother, so he gave him a full 100,000 taels of silver!
For example, the protector of the country, he did not borrow much, but he also had 50,000 taels of silver.
For example, the national father-in-law, the maiden family of the Empress Dowager Xiao, borrowed 150,000 yuan! What is here today is Uncle Guo, the emperor's own uncle.
The Book of Rites is also among them, but it is not much to borrow, only twenty or thirty thousand.
This group of people is all of the highest seniority.
He made great contributions to Beizhao.
Lin Lin finally came down, and as soon as the emperor ascended the throne, he approved millions of loans.
So far, no one has repaid.
This huge number makes people's scalps tingle.
The courtiers knelt down and trembled, and Lu Chaochao grabbed the sandwich biscuits in his hand, gnawing and clattering.
A one-and-a-half-year-old doll with nine teeth.
It looks like a millet grain and is particularly cute.
I just can't bite the hard stuff.
"I only ask you for 30,000 taels!
The Emperor spoke again.
"The minister did his best for Beizhao, was diligent and diligent, and was willing to sacrifice his life for Beizhao. Danchen, there is really no money. ”
"The minister is willing to serve the court for Beizhao's liver and brain, but 30,000 taels ......"
Uncle Guo sighed even more: "Uncle is really powerless. ”
[Hahahahaha......] Lu Chaochao's heart laughed extraordinarily arrogantly.
The prince rubbed his ears gently, this group of people are all elders left by the emperor, and they can't be serious, so as not to chill the hearts of the old ministers.
It's choking.
[They can be born for Bei Zhao, and they will be killed by Bei Zhao, but they can't pay 30,000 taels. 】
[Because, they really have 30,000 taels.] Hahaha. Uncle Guo, he also said that there is nothing he can do, he can pull it down. He is the richest man. Lu Chaochao complained ruthlessly in his heart.
The little mouth is like a squirrel, and it keeps on and on.
"Get out!"
The emperor kept a calm face and watched the old group of old ministers retreat.
"A bunch of old immortal things! It's relying on the pressure of seniority! ”
The crown prince sighed and poured a cup of tea for the emperor: "Father, dissipate the anger." The emperor couldn't get this money back, let alone you? ”
When the emperor died, he also mentioned this money.
But I didn't get a cent back.
Now that they are old, they believe that they once founded the country and conquered the world, and the emperor does not want to be infamous for treating the founding heroes harshly, and he does not dare to take heavy medicine.
"This world is still the world of the Xie family, and it is not their turn to be presumptuous! A group of old things, relying on the old and selling the old! "The emperor is really angry.
"Your Majesty, why do you bother to ask for money, so as not to hurt the hearts of the monarch and the ministers."
"It's better to let someone else ask for it." Seeing that His Majesty was very angry, the prince also hurriedly relieved.
"Someone else? Those fools in the household department will only cry for me. Debt collection will not! A bunch of rubbish! What's the use of raising them! ”
Tobe Shirou bowed his head silently.
I was aggrieved in my heart, Your Majesty didn't dare, how dare he?
The prince glanced at Lu Chaochao, the little guy was swinging around on the chair, and he was happy to eat.
Well, he had a bold idea.
"Father, my son has a plan."
"Since he relies on the old and sells the old, he is unreasonable. Then let's send an unreasonable one. The prince pursed his lips with a smile in his eyes.
The crown prince snorted towards Lu Chaochao.
"Children are young and ignorant, and they must not offend anyone if they say something wrong or do anything wrong."
"Besides, Chaochao's ability, you have seen it." God can summon them down.
The emperor looked at her suspiciously, and went to collect debts at the age of one and a half??
Is the prince crazy?
The prince had a kind of confidence in Lu Chaochao, and carried her to the desk, where she happened to sit on the fold.
"Chaochao, can you do the prince's brother a favor? If it happens, the prince's brother will give you benefits? Xie Chengxi smiled like a wolf grandmother.
"What's the benefit?" She doesn't ask about anything, only about the benefits.
"I, before I get it back, I will divide you into 10%. What do you think? ”
Lu Chaochao sat up straight for an instant, and then stretched out his fingers that were fleshy.
After counting ten fingers, he took off his socks again, revealing his soft feet.
Counting and counting, I always felt that something was wrong.
I knocked my head in a huff, I was so annoying.
Damn Heavenly Dao, she is now returning more and more to her true nature and being assimilated.
"If you get back 100,000 taels, I'll give you 10,000. If you get back a million taels, I'll give you 100,000 taels. What do you think? Moreover, this money is not allowed to be taken away by your mother! ”
"You have made such a great achievement, and your father has also given you a grace, how about it?" The crown prince glanced at the emperor.
The emperor's eyes lit up slightly, and he said in a deep voice: "If you can really collect the debt, I will ......"
"How about accepting you as a righteous daughter, on the jade butterfly, the princess of the Eight Classics?"
He rubbed his hands secretly, hey, I really praise him for his wit.
The debt also returned, and Chao Chao became his daughter as he wished.
Lu Chaochao glanced at him with disgust.
"It's okay for the cool relatives to agree." Daddy can't be blind, and it hurts for my mother to beat someone.
The Emperor nodded.
"Okay, then."
The emperor immediately issued an order, and the Lu Dynasty was ordered to collect debts.
The smallest debt collector in history.
One and a half years old.