Volume 3: Immortal Realm Chapter 245: I'm hungry
Sha Wu laughed: "Awu, you have been with me for so many years, I know your concerns. That's right, when we faced the obscenity of Yun Que in the past, that kind of fear was indeed despairing. After a pause, he smiled, as if he was talking to himself: "But some things must be broken, Awu, some things must be broken." ”
Rustle!
Awu's tail hummed violently, and his snake eyes glowed yellowish.
He slowly circled around Sha Wu and said, "Master, in fact, the current crown prince seems to be more disadvantaged than those two brothers, and what he relies on is only the title of a prince, but this title seems to be in jeopardy now. Why don't we choose the crown prince?"
Sha Wu said: "Ah Wu, you don't understand, the prince looks weak now, but there is a high probability that the position of the Immortal Emperor in the future will fall on his head." Because the crown prince has always been cautious and virtuous, unless a major change occurs, although the position of the prince may be shaken, it is unlikely that he will be completely abolished. ”
Ah Wu pondered for a long time, and said hesitantly: "The master is saying that you have to help the concubine to win the heir, so as to show the master's ability." ”
"No, it's not about ability, what does it mean for the concubine to be the emperor? Sawu said grimly.
Ah Wu's eyes lit up slightly: "The concubine is in charge, and if the name is not right, the root cause of the curse is deep!"
Sha Wu smiled, and the coldness in his eyes deepened.
Ye Shubai hid in a dark corner, and it seemed that he couldn't find his target all of a sudden. Black Gate Castle is not big, but it is not small to say that it is not small, and it is by no means easy to find someone who is locked up. But the search for the missing person is not the most important thing at the moment, the important thing is that he is hungry. After a long gallop, he hadn't eaten for a long time.
When his stomach beat the hunger march, Ye Shubai had no choice but to find the location of the kitchen.
He flickered from room to house like a ghost, and suddenly he smelled a faint smell of meat, and followed the fragrance to a small courtyard. Seven or eight black-clad men gathered around a campfire, skewers of skewered lamb roasted with sesame oil and jars of fine wine on iron shelves, and then they drank and ate meat with a loud noise.
Smelling the aroma of wine and meat, Ye Shubai hid on the roof and swallowed his saliva secretly. He suddenly had the idea of robbing. But he finally got the thought in his mind.
At this moment, a man with a two-handful goat's mustache burped, reached out and pulled out his crotch, and said, "Grandma, I'm going to put some water." So saying, he stood up and walked straight to the hut in the northeast corner of the courtyard.
The mustache was whistling and releasing water, and was sprinkling happily, when suddenly his eyes went dark and he lost consciousness in an instant.
Ye Shubai took off the transformation mask on his face, put it on his mustache face, and then took the mask back and took it with his face.
This transfiguration mask was given by the Emperor of Man, and not only can it completely transform one's face and voice, but if necessary, it can even change the entire image of another person. Now Ye Shubai put the mask on the mustache's face, and then took it back, invisibly copying the overall image of the other party. So when he put on the transfiguration mask, he became the mustache himself.
I'm hungry!
After Ye Shubai hid the fainted mustache, he hurried back to the campfire, grabbed the bubbling lamb skewers, and feasted on them.
He ate six skewers of meat in a row, and took another sip of wine, and with a bang, the strong wine made his brow furrow.
"Hey, I said Lao Jiu, did you pee and drain all the blood? Come back and eat wildly, starve to death and reincarnate!" said a fat-faced guy next to him angrily.
Ye Shubai smiled, didn't say anything, and continued to feast.
A guy with ball-like eyebrows on the opposite side grabbed a sharp knife, cut a piece of meat from a leg of mutton, threw it over, and scolded: "Lao Jiu, you patronize your own skewers, so you can also skewer them for others." ”
Ye Shubai didn't make a sound, grabbed the piece of meat, skewered it directly on his bamboo toothpick, and then roasted it on the fire, only to roast until the smoke was rising, and when it was almost done, he then smeared it with a little salt, and put it in his mouth to eat.
"Hey, this salt is precious, you won't use your own. The big fat face next to him was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, screamed, and quickly put the small jar next to him into his palm and clenched it tightly.
Ye Shubai said: "Hey! ”
His voice, like his appearance, follows a mustache, so there is nothing flawed in saying this.
"Stingy, your grandmother's, hide your own salt for your old concubine, you will eat me, I said Lao Jiu, you are saying this is cold!" The big fat face glared at him viciously.
Ye Shubai smiled again and continued to eat the meat skewers in his hands.
The guy with bulbous eyebrows on the opposite side glared at him, stopped cutting meat for him, and said, "Don't stare at me, you have wine to drink, and the meat is gone for the time being." ”
The rest of the men echoed one after another, Lao Jiu, you only eat meat and don't drink alcohol, how can there be so much mutton for you to eat today, a voice of dissatisfaction.
Ye Shubai took another sip of wine, which was spicy and spicy, making him frown again.
"Lao Jiu, aren't you known as a wine vat? Why is it that such a little wine makes you sore? You kid is not kind! I went to a thatched house, and when I came back, it was like a different person, I ate meat, didn't drink, your grandmother's, what the hell!" scolded loudly with a big fat face.
It turns out that this guy is an alcoholic, oops, don't go through the gangs. Okay, let's stop eating, and see if I can ask where their cell is.
Ye Shubai thought secretly, so he laughed, burped, and said: "I just emptied Lao Tzu's stomach with a soak of urine, so it's a little ugly, so bear with me." Suddenly, he felt that there was a shredded flesh stuffed between his teeth, and he picked the nail of his little finger directly, and spit a mouthful of saliva on the ground, and then said to everyone mysteriously: "Have you heard that we have recently arrested a girl, I heard that what kind of princess or something, oh, his grandmother's, I don't know what such a noble woman looks like, and I don't know where she is locked up, but I have to go and see it." ”
He said to himself, looking at the ground, while clasping the shredded flesh stuffed between his teeth, completely ignoring the facial expressions of the people around him, and when he said the end, he found that the atmosphere seemed to be wrong, and when he looked up suddenly, he found that the men under the light of the bonfire were all looking at him in astonishment, as if there were some unreasonable expressions.
Ye Shubai chuckled in his heart, Mom, could it be that they knew about the arrest of Yun Yaya, and now they have to go through the gang.
The big fat face smiled and said: "Lao Jiu, are you drinking too much and talking nonsense, how can we catch any princesses or other people, did you just dream?"
"That's it, you kid still brags that he is a wine vat, and he just talks nonsense after drinking many glasses. ”
"Hey, if you're not feeling well, go back to bed early. ”
"My grandmother is sick, and she's not very sick. ”
"Hey, there's no fever!
The big fat face slapped on his forehead.
Looking at everyone's gossip, Ye Shubai was a little flustered, so he laughed hahaha, patted his head, shook his head, tried to be sober, and said a little strangely: "What did I just say? Why are you looking at me like this?"
The guy with ball-shaped brows glared at him viciously, and made a knife throw: "Your grandmother, did you hit the evil tonight, I don't remember what I said." Lao Tzu stabbed you to death. ”
"Okay, hairball, don't fucking take a knife at your own people at every turn, I'll send Lao Jiu back to rest, you continue to drink, anyway, the big guy doesn't have to be on duty tomorrow, drink a good night tonight, and sleep another day tomorrow." The big fat face couldn't help but say, and dragged Ye Shubai away.
"Doujiu, are you fucking trying to kill me!" As soon as he left the courtyard, the big fat face knocked a chestnut on Ye Shubai's head.
Ye Shubai's head shrank subconsciously, and his brain was also confused, and he said strangely: "What are you talking about?"
"What did I say? You fucking pretend to be Lao Tzu, you don't dare to beat you when I'm fat, don't you?" The big fat face raised his big fist, and he was about to give the other party another blow.
Ye Shubai hit the snake with the stick, he dodged it with a smile, and said with a smile: "Fat man, don't be angry, aren't I drunk and confused? I can't remember what I just said, you have a lot of adults, and you are like me." ”
The second fat glared at him angrily: "Doujiu, how many years have we known each other, just your little flowery intestines, you just loaded it for me, and you are still drunk? I tell you, you can't be confused if you give you a vat of wine, say it, why do you want to go to see that girl, if you don't tell me a reason today, the fat man and my front teeth will knock out two of your front teeth." ”
Looking at this chirping fat face, Ye Shubai just wanted to blow it into a rotten watermelon with one punch, and while he was secretly annoyed in his heart, his thoughts gradually straightened, according to this guy, maybe he and this guy named Dou Jiu knew that Her Royal Highness the princess was arrested, or they were direct participants, and among the few people who drank together tonight, Dou Jiu and Er Fat were obviously not in the same group as the others. So when he said that he was going to meet the girl, the others showed shocked expressions, and the second fat immediately found an excuse to get himself out.
After thinking about the joint, Ye Shubai smiled awkwardly: "Fat man, to be honest, I'm not confused. But just now it was really wine that strengthened people's courage, uh, it was wine and nonsense, but I did want to meet that girl, in fact, it was nothing, just curiosity, I heard that the girl was very beautiful, hehehehe!"