"What are you rubbing? Hurry up and open the door for the master! ”

Xie Yuzhou held his stomach and burped.

He was born fat, and the princess controlled his diet on weekdays. Today, I deliberately took a day off, so I sneaked to the snack street and went home only when I was satisfied.

At the moment, I still have a lot of snacks in my pocket.

It's all collected from all over the world.

The porter fell to his knees tremblingly, not daring to open the door.

Xie Jingxi led everyone to the gate.

"Go open the door." With a bit of gnashing of teeth.

The porter sighed, and the little prince asked for more blessings.

There was a squeak and a crack opened.

Xiao Shizi raised his eyebrows: "Can my father take a nap?" What do you do with your eyebrows? Don't worry, you won't be beaten this time. ”

"Today, the master escaped the exam and escaped."

"Catch up with Ming'er and send some flowers, and reward you with a little." Xie Yuzhou muttered as he entered the door.

Just walked in the door.

As soon as I looked up......

I was taken aback by a large number of people in the hospital!

At the head stood his father, his mother, his uncle, and even his grandmother???

And that group of old and immortal civil and military officials!!

Xie Yuzhou's eyelids twitched wildly.

He hid his snack behind him: "What...... Why are they all here? Imperial grandmother, great aunt? "Why did he feel like his scalp was tingling?

"Guess what they're here for?" The princess glared at him fiercely.

Xie Yuzhou looked confused, what does it matter to me?

I'm just taking a leave of absence, what does it have to do with me?

If I skip school, can I still cause turmoil in the court?

"Say it yourself, what's wrong!" King Jingxi gritted his teeth.

Xie Yuzhou swallowed hard: "I, I'll just take a day off." "What, like you're going to eat people?

Xie Jingxi's chest continued to rise and fall, gasping for breath, pointing at him and trembling: "I heard that you are rumoring everywhere outside, and I am dead?!" King Jingxi gritted his teeth and said word by word.

Xie Yuzhou's face froze.

He jerked up his hand and pointed at Lu Chaochao: "Master said, I will ask for leave only after the funeral." Princess Zhaoyang said it first, she said that her grandmother was dead, and I said that my father was dead! ”

After speaking, he also said angrily: "The master is eccentric and looks down on our Jingxi Palace!" Princess Zhaoyang died of a grandmother and had three days off. Father, if you die, the Master will only give one day! ”

Xie Jingxi pointed at him and jumped like thunder: "Just for a day off, you spread rumors everywhere that I am dead?" ”

"I'll kill you!!"

"Look at the good things you've done!" When Xie Jingxi thought of this scene, he felt that life was hopeless.

The old queen mother brought her royal brother and hundreds of civil and military officials to the funeral, and his old face was lost!!

Xie Jingxi picked up the ring ruler and rushed towards Xie Yuzhou.

Xie Yuzhou screamed in pain.

"Hit, hit! Hit me hard, beat me to death! "The emperor put his hands behind his back, and broke out in a cold sweat in the middle of the night, this dog thing!

"Help, Uncle Huang, I'll just take a day off, woo woo woo, why are you going to die?"

"Woo woo, Grandmother Huang's help. Imperial grandmother, I am your heart, liver, and the only seedling of Jingxi Palace. Grandmother save me...... Father wants to kill me......" Xie Yuzhou cried.

Fang just thought that the queen mother would never beat the child again, and silently twisted her face to the side.

"Jingxi, don't use a ring ruler." The Queen Mother's words made Xie Yuzhou's heart slightly relieved.

"Go get the whip from Hongu."

Xie Yuzhou's eyes widened suddenly: "Imperial grandmother!! ”

"Imperial grandmother, you want Yuzhou's life!" Xie Yuzhou looked at him in shock and fear.

"Beat the mourners, beat them hard!" The Queen Mother bared her teeth, her hair was scattered, her eyes were red and swollen, this bear child !!

It had to be killed.

"Auntie, Auntie, I am your favorite nephew. You save Yuzhou...... Woo woo woo ...... "Xie Yuzhou begged the eldest princess again."

The eldest princess looked at her nephew distressedly.

"Jingxi, if you can't do this, you will break the child."

"He'll run, hang him up. Hang it up and fight, you won't run around, and you won't hurt the root by mistake. The eldest princess looked serious.

"Auntie, are you a demon?" Xie Yuzhou hurriedly retreated.

"Are you all devils? I'm going to take a day off, and you're going to hang me up and beat me with a whip!! Woo, I knew it earlier, I might as well go back to the exam! ”

"Princess Zhaoyang also asked for leave, why didn't you beat her? I don't accept it, woo woo woo, I don't accept it! Xie Yuzhou cried.

Lu Chaochao glanced at him: "Because, my grandmother is really dead." ”

Xie Yuzhou was stunned and looked at Lu Chaochao blankly.

"Why don't you make it clear?!"

Then he knelt on the ground with a puff: "Father, father, the child knows his mistake." Yuzhou never lied again, never skipped school again. Father, Yuzhou will take a day off, why do you want to be killed directly! ”

"A day off? Look at this Manchu Dynasty civil and military!! ”

"You take a day off, and the whole court will come to your house for funeral!"

"You bear child, you really owe a beating!" Half of the emperor's life was scared away.

"Ben...... Funeral? Xie Yuzhou looked at Lu Chaochao sharply.

Lu Chaochao winked innocently: "Yes, I'll inform you." ”

Xie Yuzhou......

My life is at rest.

This day off is a bit costly.

Xie Yuzhou was hung up and beaten, and the beating was so miserable that the princess couldn't help wiping her tears.

While wiping away tears, he pulled the doctor: "Doctor, give me a prescription for fertility." ”

The Imperial Doctor sighed faintly: "Okay." ”

Xie Yuzhou's cry resounded throughout the palace.

"Wow, Brother Yuzhou has exploded gold coins......" Lu Chaochao squatted down and picked up the snacks that had fallen from him.

It's still steaming, it's delicious.

"Woo woo, Lu Chaochao, you are born to ...... me"

"You ...... me," Xie Yuzhou cried silently.

He was used to being an overlord in his fiefdom, and after returning to Beijing, the two mixed fights were caused by the Lu Dynasty.

He's miserable.

Obviously, I just want to take a day off, but this time it's good, and I like to mention it for seven days.

Seven days of recuperation.

King Jingxi and the princess apologized and apologized, and personally sent all the guests away.

The two looked at each other with teary eyes, speechless and choked.

Forget it, let's get another one.

Lu Chaochao walked behind, and the civil and military officials looked at her cautiously.

"Princess Zhaoyang, won't you carry this coffin back?"

Lu Chaochao was stunned: "Carry it back and waste it, give it to Uncle Huang." In case Uncle Huang is angry to death, he will be able to use it in the future. ”

Everyone choked in their hearts, you will give it.

Seeing this coffin, Xiao Shizi couldn't get a few more whips.

The ministers chatted with Lu Chaochao for a while.

The civil and military officials listened attentively and found that they did not hear any strange sounds, so they secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Strange, why did you hear the princess's voice last time?

The emperor and even the civil and military officials were puzzled.

The prince hugged Lu Chaochao: "Go, send you to the funeral." ”

hugged Lu Chao and went away, hiding his merit and fame.

In the distance, inside the Southern Embassy.

"That kid, who looks stupid and stupid, is Beizhao Xiaofuxing?" Nan Mubai looked surprised.