Chapter 17: Fighting wits and courage with the jujube tree
"Sister Mei, quickly bring the medicinal food."
Jiang Tian greeted Mei Ruxue.
"It's coming, it's coming."
Hearing Jiang Tian's words, Mei Ruxue hurriedly hugged the thermos cup and walked over.
Jiang Tian took the thermos cup, put it on the coffee table, unscrewed the lid, pushed the thermos cup in front of Qiqi, and said with a smile: "Come, drink the soup inside, you won't feel cold after drinking." ”
Saying that, Jiang Tian paused, the corners of his mouth rose, revealing a wicked smile, and said: "The chicken is also going to be eaten, you can eat as much as you want, the more you eat, the better it will be for your body." ”
"Sister Mei, you have to supervise Kiki."
Qiqi looked at the boneless chicken in the thermos cup, her eyes were like copper bells, and she looked at Jiang Tian with a shocked expression.
"Okay, okay, anchor direction, I will supervise her to finish eating."
Mei Ruxue, who was on the side, heard Jiang Tian say this, and hurriedly responded again and again, saying that she would resolutely complete the task and supervise Qiqi to finish eating.
"Anchor, do you want to eat the bones?"
Mei Qixue hesitated for a moment and asked with a serious face.
"Poof~"
Hearing Mei Bixue's words, Jiang Tian almost burst out laughing.
Hurriedly waved his hand and said with a smile: "No, no, the bones are exempt, and they are not easy to digest." ”
At this time, Kiki also came back to her senses.
hurriedly winked at Jiang Tian.
I hope Jiang Tian can raise his noble hand and let himself go.
Jiang Tian ignored Qiqi, the eyeballs that were about to fly out, and said to Mei Bixue with a smile:
"If you can't eat it tonight, put it in a casserole, simmer it over low heat, and eat it tomorrow morning."
"Remember, if you are not afraid of heating all the time, you are afraid of being cold, and once it is cold, it will affect the efficacy of the medicine."
Jiang Tian's words, Mei Qixue, who listened to it, nodded again and again, and almost took out a small notebook, and wrote down Jiang Tian's words word for word, as a golden and jade relationship.
After speaking, Jiang Tian looked at Qiqi with a smile.
opened his mouth and said, "Kiki, don't thank Sister Xie. ”
Qiqi glared at Jiang Tian and said through gritted teeth
"Sister, I thank you......"
"You're weird."
Looking at Qiqi's appearance, Jiang Tian smiled even more happily, rubbed the little girl's head, and said with a smile: "Don't be polite to my sister." ”
I didn't forget to point to the thermos cup and reminded: "Okay, eat it quickly, it's not good if it's cold." ”
After speaking, Jiang Tian looked at Mei Bixue and said with a smile:
"Sister Mei, I'll go first."
"Be sure to supervise Kiki to finish eating!"
With that, Jiang Tian got up and walked towards the door.
"Anchor, I'll send you."
Mei Ruxue nodded again and again and sent Jiang Tian out of the door.
"Sister Mei, you don't need to send it."
Jiang Tian smiled and rode on the little electric donkey, and said that Mei was like a snow road.
"The anchor walks slowly."
Mei Ruxue waved goodbye to Jiang Tian.
Jiang Tian nodded, twisted the electric door, and the little electric donkey jumped out like an arrow.
Jiang Tian returned to the villa, moved a basket of fruits from the warehouse, and placed it in the living room of the villa.
From the basement, he took out a large wine jar half a person high and placed it in the living room.
Tonight, Jiang Tian wants to broadcast live winemaking.
Brew the legendary monkey wine.
According to legend, monkey wine is the first wine in the world, and the recipe for ten thousand wines comes from monkey wine.
The ancients inadvertently discovered monkey wine, and since then they have learned the method of winemaking.
Jiang Tian thought about it, set up the live broadcast equipment, and started the live broadcast.
As soon as the live broadcast started, tens of thousands of people poured into the live broadcast room.
Friends:
"Anchor, when will you start stewing medicinal food."
"I'm looking forward to the anchor's stewed medicinal food."
"I don't know if the anchor's stewed medicinal food will shine?"
As soon as the sailors entered the live broadcast room, they sent barrages one after another, urging Jiang Tian to hand in his homework.
After seeing Jiang Tian's simple and crude cooking skills, many water friends are still looking forward to Jiang Tian's stewed medicinal food.
Looking at the barrage, Jiang Tian blinked and said with a smile: "The medicinal food has entered Qiqi's stomach, you don't have a chance to watch it." ”
Hearing Jiang Tian's words, the sailors were furious.
They all sent barrages to denounce Jiang Tian, wanting Jiang Tian to stew another pot of medicinal food for them.
"It's impossible to stew medicinal food, but I can let you see the monkey wine brewed."
Regarding the barrage condemnation of a group of sailors, Jiang Tian shrugged helplessly and said with a smile.
After speaking, he didn't wait for the water friends to say anything, so he began to prepare to brew monkey wine by himself.
Jiang Tian opened the plastic baskets containing fruits one by one, and threw them into the jar without washing.
A little lost, and the peel was deliberately broken.
After a while, seven or eight baskets of various fruits were thrown into the big jar by Jiang Tian.
Friends:
"Anchor, are you making wine?"
"Isn't it, so casual?"
"Does this really make wine?"
Seeing Jiang Tian's simple and rude actions, all the sailors were stunned, and they posted barrages one after another, questioning Jiang Tian's professionalism.
In his busy schedule, Jiang Tian glanced at the barrage.
I just saw these barrages.
"Don't worry about it, just watch me do it."
Jiang Tian said with a smile.
As he spoke, he picked up the small barrel and turned around and walked towards the backyard.
Jiang Tian came to the backyard, first came to the gossip well, filled a bucket of water, and then walked to the Zhu Guoshu, and took out the golden Jiaojiao scissors as if by magic.
I went around the vermilion tree, chose a ripe vermilion fruit, cut it with a golden jiao, and cut it off.
Jiang Tian caught Zhu Guo and threw Zhu Guo into the barrel with lightning speed.
The whole was soaked in well water, and Zhu Guo did not shrink into preserved fruit like last time.
It's just a little shriveled than growing on a tree.
Bagua well water, which has this effect, was discovered by Jiang Tian by accident.
Jiang Tian lifted the bucket, walked to the fire grapes again, picked up the golden Jiao scissors, and cut a bunch of fire grapes.
Similarly, as soon as the fire grapes arrived, Jiang Tian threw the whole bunch of fire grapes into the wooden barrel.
Seeing that the fire grapes did not turn into raisins, Jiang Tian nodded with satisfaction and walked to the jujube tree again.
The jujube tree seemed to sense Jiang Tian's arrival, the crown of the jujube tree began to tremble, and on the branches, the fist-sized jujube began to crumble, ready to fire at Jiang Tian's head at any time.
Seeing this scene, Jiang Tian took two steps back with palpitations, and a smile appeared on her pretty face.
"Brother Jujube Tree, borrow a few dates?"
Jiang Tian clasped his hands together and said with a smile.
"Whoa~"
The crown of the jujube tree shook for a while, as if shaking its head.
"Hey?"
Seeing this scene, Jiang Tian was furious.
He picked up the bamboo pole on the side, raised his hand and knocked it on the branch of the jujube tree.
The jujube tree shook for a while, and instantly aimed at Jiang Tian and opened fire.
One by one, the fist-sized dates smashed towards Jiang Tian's head.
Seeing this scene, Jiang Tian threw away the bamboo pole and ran away.
This jujube tree is very immoral, every time the jujube hits her, it will not hurt her, at most it will make her swollen a few bags and hurt for a few days.
As soon as Jiang Tian ran, the jujube tree immediately stopped shooting.
Jiang Tian stopped, tiptoed back to the jujube tree, and began to pick up dates on the ground.
At the same time, the branches of the jujube tree moved slightly, and a jujube swayed, aiming at Jiang Tian's brain.