19 Uncle, where are you from? 02
I saw a little boy in the empty street below, wearing a small school uniform in the city center, tied with a bright red scarf, staring at himself with a pair of eyes that were more convex than himself, and most of the ice cream cone in his hand fell to the ground and still didn't know it, just looking at himself, the expression on his face was like seeing a ghost.
This little ghost was born white and tender, and if it weren't for the distorted expression on his face, it would be very lovable.
Yang Yi's heart was in turmoil, and the monster image of himself was captured on the spot, and the little ghost asked again: "Uncle, where are you from? Where is your spaceship hiding? Krypton or Mars? According to me, Mars is closer, but Krypton is more likely." The Discovery Channel says that there are at least four million planets in the galaxy that may have advanced intelligent life, and it is true!"
Spaceship?Yang Yi was stunned for a moment, and then he couldn't cry or laugh a little: "Nonsense! I'm from the earth! Uh......" I'm also stunned, what kind of nonsense is this?
The little ghost was amused, and his face showed the expression that many fans of Michael Jackson showed when they saw him: "Oh? You speak Chinese?!Uncle! Are you Superman or Spider-Man? Are you on a mission in China?"
If there was an adult at the bottom, Yang Yi would jump down and knock him unconscious as soon as possible, and then pour him three catties Lao Baigan and throw him at the door of the police station, so that no matter what he said, no one would believe him. But the other party was just a little ghost less than ten years old, and Yang Yi didn't know what to do with him.
Yang Yi turned around on the wall, turning his feet up and down, and the child was surprised and delighted to see him crawling around the wall flexibly, obviously admiring his gecko-like ability.
"Uncle!"
"Shut up, am I that old?
"Brother!" the imp immediately said kindly, "What are you doing on the wall? You haven't answered me yet, you're Superman or Spider-Man." ”
Yang Yi lowered his head to look at himself, wearing a gray tight stretch tank top with saffron beach pants, a pair of brown imitation Nick sneakers with ten holes pierced on his feet, and a bucket taken from a water dispenser on his back. Judging by his mixed-race appearance, he seems to be Western enough, judging by the action of lying on the wall, he looks like Spider-Man, and judging by his dress, he seems to be a little more coquettish than the guy wearing underwear.
Headache...... How do you explain this to a little imp full of fantasies?
Yang Yi coughed, and Zhengse asked, "How did you come here?"
The little ghost shrank his head: "It doesn't matter if it's not safe, it's not you." You're going to protect me, aren't you? ”
Seeing that Yang Yi's expression was getting worse and worse, the little ghost hurriedly said: "The third aunt took me out to McDonald's to buy a cone, and a handsome uncle smiled at her outside the window, so she went out to find him, and she didn't come back for a long time, I guess she was lost." My third aunt is a road idiot, and I am calling the police to report the case and issue a missing person notice. Brother, are you tired of hanging on the wall?"
Yang Yi said angrily: "Then you still don't go?"
The imp nodded and ran forward a few steps with an excited face. Yang Yi just breathed a sigh of relief, he turned back and whispered, "Brother, I know that your identity is a secret. Don't worry, I will never tell anyone that I have seen you! I swear in the name of the Young Pioneers!"
Yang Yi Yile, I like this little ghost a little bit more and more. But I saw the little ghost pointing to his face and said, "Brother, is there something missing on your face?"
Yang Yi reached out and touched his face, there was no shortage of noses and eyes.
Seeing the blades stretched out by Yang Yi's fingertips, the little ghost became more and more excited, and the expression on his face was not afraid at all, so he took off the red scarf from his neck and handed it to Yang Yi, saying, "Why, use this to cover your face." Don't think that if this is China, no one will recognize you if it weren't for the United States. Everyone has read comic books and knows more about super heroes. ”
This little ghost is a ghost.
Yang Yi flexibly climbed in front of him and said with a smile: "You're not afraid of me, I'm a monster." ”
The little ghost said: "Why should I be afraid of you? Aren't you a hero who saves people? Don't make me laugh, how can a monster be so handsome as you." You're so much better looking than my classmates' favorite celebrities. ”
Yang Yi pursed his lips, and the little ghost stretched out his hand and said fearlessly, "I'll help you tie it." ”
Yang Yi hung on the wall, his hands and feet were empty, so he stretched his head towards this little ghost. The little ghost carefully tied the red scarf on Yang Yi's face, looked left and right, and said, "Okay! My name is Sun Xiaohao, what is your name, brother?"
Yang Yi hesitated, he really couldn't bear to lie to this little ghost, so he said, "Yang Yi." ”
Sun Xiaohao smiled and narrowed his eyes, and said, "Zhiyun Dao!" Don't worry, I will never tell others that I have seen you, nor will I say that your Chinese name is Yang Yi." Brother Yang Yi will see you again, you go and get busy, I'll go to the police station and find a way to help you. ”
After that, I took a closer look at Yang Yi's red scarf-covered face again, and I really couldn't see any flaws, so I reluctantly left. After walking more than a dozen steps, he turned his head back, there were tears faintly hanging in his eyes, and he whispered with a slight cry: "Brother Yang Yi, can we meet again?" Don't forget me, my name is Sun Xiaohao, and I am in the fourth class of the third grade of a primary school in the city center. ”
Yang Yi's heart was warm, and his heart couldn't help but soften, and he smiled: "Be careful of Sun Xiaohao, right? I'll come to play with you when I'm free." ”
Sun Xiaohao's little face suddenly lit up, and he said happily: "Well, the fourth class of the third grade, don't forget! Brother Yang Yi, I admire you very much~ You are the first super hero I have seen with my own eyes!"
Yes yes yes terrible hero complex...... Yang Yi smiled.
Sun Xiaohao was already happily running to the front door of the police station.
Yang Yi looked up at the window on the fourth floor, touched the red scarf on his face, and had to admit that this child made him feel good. It is precisely because there are always people like Sun Xiaohao in this world who make people feel happy, so Yang Yi always feels that it is right to help talents.
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Sun Xiaohao entered the police station, his face was still red with excitement. Subconsciously touched the vacant position on his chest, reminding himself that the red scarf had been given to a very powerful brother named Yang Yi.
"Hey, little doll, what are you doing here?" a bamboo-pole-like policeman smiled kindly at Sun Xiaohao.
Sun Xiaohao calmed down and said, "My third aunt is lost, I'll report the case." ”
The policeman was amused: "Little ghost, are you lost by yourself?" Come, come with your uncle, uncle will find you some water to drink, and then take you to see the real gun." You're just playing here until I find your parents to pick you up. ”
Sun Xiaohao pouted: "It's really my third aunt who is lost." What's so nice about the gun? I saw it just now, ......" suddenly stopped, and the person laughed loudly: "Okay." ”
This white and tender little ghost really hurts, and the police led him to his desk with a smile. Sun Xiaohao secretly looked around, until he found the location of the fire alarm bell and confirmed it, before he lowered his head and stared at his toes, looking obedient and obedient.
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Ask for recommendations, collect ~
I don't know if Superman is from Krypton, or if you haven't watched related movies, you all go to jump into the river~ I was a die-hard fan of his old man when I was in junior high school, and I dreamed of wearing his cloak high in the sky to save the world - of course, the target is generally focused on beautiful women, but not the blonde and blue-eyed, but the oriental-type graceful beauty.
Wow ha!