Chapter 59 - Teacher Showerhead
Except for the three people present with this nickname, everyone else coincidentally connected to Gengting Temple.
Geng Tingsi himself didn't know that he could take such an outrageous screen name, "Nonsense! How could I have managed to get such a screen name......
I don't have the brains to come up with such a genius and funny name! So who exactly is this nickname? ”
As he spoke, his gaze became extremely excited.
Director: "This is Xia Ko's screen name. Only Xia Ko and Xia Xiao are connected correctly. ”
In short, apart from Xia Ko himself, only Xia Xiao recognized this nickname as Xia Kokou's.
Xia Ko quietly leaned over to Xia Xiao and whispered, "It's worthy of being my sister, you know me so well~"
Xia Xiao was a little speechless, with a stiff smile on his face, and spit out a few lines of words from between his teeth, "Except for your mental state, I can't think of a second person who will take this kind of name in a 24-hour live variety show......"
No way, she doesn't want to be guessed so easily......
As soon as he finished speaking, Geng Ting Temple came over with a slippery kneeling, "Teacher Lintou, you are so talented!" How did you come up with this name? ”
As soon as the words "showerhead teacher" came out, all the members present were petrified, and only the barrage in the live broadcast room was lively.
[Showerhead teacher? God showerhead teacher? 】
[I want to...... The reason for calling the shower teacher...... It's because the first two words and the last two words are not very elegant......]
[Xia Ko was officially identified as a funny girl as strange as Geng Ting Temple, which can be called a cancer in the variety show industry. 】
[What? Geng Ting Temple is female? 】
[What brain circuit upstairs?] 】
Facing Geng Ting Temple's questioning all the way, Xia Ko just smiled, "This kind of name...... I just used my pig brain to come up with it, and if you like it, I can get one for you on the spot. ”
When Geng Tingsi heard this, not to mention how excited he was, "Okay, okay, Teacher Lintou, you say it now, I'll start remembering it right away." ”
Xia Ko touched his chin with his long fingers without thinking, looked him up and down for a while, and said, "Then you are called ...... The mountain monkeys are the reddest in my belly. ”
All the members who were originally petrified in place were completely cracked now.
Only Geng Ting Temple seemed to have received some kind of king crown, excited like a big female monkey, "Okay! That's a great name! It's much more domineering than my own online name! Thank you, Mr. Shower! ”
As he spoke, he picked up his mobile phone and changed his name as "The Proud of the Mountains" to "The Monkey in the Mountain, My Cheeks Are the Reddest".
As the sun fell, except for the small episodes of Xia Ko and Geng Ting Temple, the others announced their screen names in a proper manner.
"Mei" is Xia Xiao, and Ke Cheng is "spring sleep is not aware".
Chang Ziren is "Breeze and Bright Moon", and Su Yunzhi is "Soft Gummy".
Kang Heng is a "185 handsome male sober", and Liu Yiyi is "AA has nothing to do, don't Q".
[Yunzhi is worthy of being a soft girl, taking such a cute name. 】
[It turns out that Kangheng is a 185 handsome male high school, I want WeChat when I didn't say ......]
[Our brother Ziren is really unconventional, support and support~! ] 】
[Huh? So what does Xia Xiao's nickname mean? Just a single "sleep" word? 】
Netizens talked a lot in the live broadcast room, and the guests had already gone to their homes with their luggage and roommates according to the map.
The pigsty is the closest household to the entrance of the village, and when everyone walks past the door, a stench that rushes to the Tianling cover sweeps in.
Xia Ko looked in curiously, and saw that the walls of the pig house were covered with mud and feces, and the pigs were crowded together, trampling on each other, and there were insects and mosquitoes flying in the air, making people afraid to approach.
Su Yunzhi was so frightened when she saw this scene that her legs were weak, and she regretted her choice to participate in this variety show to accumulate popularity.
However, Geng Ting Temple was still very excited, "Start with a pigsty, let me build the happy kingdom of GG Bond!" ”
Xia Xiao frowned and asked his sister on the side, "What is GG Bond?" ”
"Pig Man, GG Bond is my god!" Xia Ko also became excited.
Geng Ting Temple is like finding a fellow practitioner, and suddenly a psychotic masterpiece came to a rap, "oh~~~ Heaven and earth are the only GG Bond!" Hello beautiful young lady, my name is Bond, yes the legendary GG Bond! You are beautiful and kind, you are generous and dignified, can you help my little brother loosen my tie~"
Xia Ko also began to beat to the rhythm of Gengting Temple, and the two of them had a lot of fun in front of the pigsty.
[Program team, can you arrest these two psychopaths? ] 】
[Words...... Is this a disguised confession? 】
"Fellow travelers, Sister Xia Ko~" He shook hands with Xia Ko excitedly, "I really didn't expect us to have so many common languages." Officially introduced, my name is Geng Ting Temple, and you will call me by my nickname in the future, Ding Ding! ”
"Ding...... Fourth? Charcome lengthened the coda to confirm again.
"That's right, Tintin!" As he spoke, he picked up his bags, pulled Su Yunzhi and waved his hand with Xia Ko, "Don't talk about sister, I'm going to take Sister Yunzhi to carry my luggage!" We'll see you soon! ”
After saying goodbye to the two, the large army came to the cowshed cabin.
With the stark contrast of the pigsty, the slightly cluttered cowshed log cabin became very pleasing to the eyes of Liu Yiyi and Chang Ziren.
Everyone exchanged polite greetings, and the remaining four people continued to set off.
Xia Ko and Xia Xiao walked for a while, and from a distance, they saw the cute kittens and dogs in front of the garden house and the grandmother of this family had been waiting here for a long time.
There are two cute big dogs with four newborn puppies and three cute cats in the garden room, which is a big pet family.
The old lady was holding an apple in one hand, and when she saw the two bright girls, she smiled and handed them the apple.
Although she didn't say a word from beginning to end, Xia Ko still felt her unique enthusiasm from her grandmother's loving and shy smile, "Thank you, grandma~"
The old grandmother was stunned, and began to work without saying anything, even though she was thin and had a stiff back, she still kept helping the two girls carry their luggage.
Kang Heng shed tears of envy, "Let's go...... Don't disturb a family of three......"
Ke Cheng gave him a blank look, pulled his suitcase and walked to the small courtyard of the farmhouse not far away.
After all the staff settled down, the director borrowed the loudspeaker connected to the courtyard of the four families and shouted, "After a tiring day, everyone must be tired and hungry ......"
Everyone thought that the director was going to invite everyone to a banquet after dinner, but they didn't expect Director Hou to come shamelessly.
"Now the guests can start preparing dinner, and today they can use the only ingredients in the household's house to cook. But starting tomorrow, guests will prepare their own ingredients. Special note, do your own food and clothing, the head of the household will not be involved in the cooking process. But after the cooking is done, guests are allowed to visit each other and enjoy the specialties of each family. ”
When several male guests heard the rumors, they collapsed, and the female guests were not much better.
Ke Cheng and Kang Heng immediately knocked on the door of the garden room with the chickens and ducks that had been handled by the householder's aunt.
(End of chapter)