Chapter 70 - I know you're in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry
"Quick! Tintin, catch the pig! ”
"I can't catch it, I can't catch it! Rain boots! My rain boots! ”
"Your male god is running on the road! Catch it! Catch it! ”
"I can't afford to be killed!"
The two of them were like wild monkeys in the deep mountains and old forests, jumping up and down the road and chasing the pigs down the mountain to the edge of the road.
The fleeing boar was attracted by the leftover apples gnawed next to the garbage bin and stopped.
When the two of them seized the opportunity, they didn't bother to discuss with each other, and almost at the same time pounced on the pig.
As a loud pig howl swept away next to the garbage can, Xia Ko and Geng Ting Temple collided.
Fortunately, the pig was caught between the two, and although the pig dung threw the two of them all over, they simply caught the pig.
The other members followed the two all the way down the mountain, and as soon as they reached the bottom of the mountain, they saw a man and a woman desperately pressing a pig struggling wildly.
[Hahahahaha, I have to say that Geng Ting Temple and Xia Ko are really right! ] 】
[Isn't this a family of three? 】
[Ah Si fell into a dog and gnawed mud and was still having a big tooth fun with Xia Ko, knocking it to the knock! ] 】
Stopped in Maybach on the side of the road, in the live broadcast of the mobile phone lit up in the man's hand, the audience was frantically knocking on the CP of Xia Ko and Geng Ting Temple and constantly brushing the barrage.
The long fingers on the edge of the phone frame gradually whitened.
Finally, with a slight cracking sound, a crack broke in the corner of the screen.
The bright screen went out.
"General Merchant ...... Shall we also? Uncle Wang looked at the grim-faced lord behind him.
Shang Qi lowered his eyes, looked at the men and women in front of him talking and laughing, hooked his shoulders and put his back on his back, and the corners of his collapsed lips pursed straighter and stiffer, "Don't get out of the car, I'll go find her myself later." ”
"Okay."
The Maybach slowly drove into the lane, made a turn, and disappeared from everyone's unsighted vision.
In the end, the men found two hemp ropes and a wooden stick, tied the pig to the wooden root with all four feet facing the sky, and carried it up the mountain.
The last pig was successfully returned to the slaughter.
Everyone looked at the new and no longer smelly pigsty, and they were moved to tears.
"It's not pig that's shoveled, it's my sweat ......"
Liu Yiyi raised her hand: "It's not pig that has been shoveled, it's my appetite, vomit ......"
She ran to the side again and retched.
"Help, I don't want to eat pork much in my life......"
Su Yunzhi looked at everyone's earthy faces, exuding a strange and unpleasant smell all over his body, and was embarrassed to smile at everyone, "It's really hard for everyone today, I thank you for your help for the big brother who sells pigs!" ”
She didn't bother to wipe the stains on her face, so she took out a few clean face towels from her pocket and handed one to everyone.
[Yunzhi is really good, I think about everyone in everything! ] 】
[Yes, Sister Yunzhi is meticulous, no wonder she is a group pet! ] 】
As soon as this barrage was issued, the pictures of several live broadcast rooms inexplicably turned to Xia Ko.
Xia Xiao got the face towel and dipped it in water to help Xia Ko wipe her dirty little face for the first time.
Ke Cheng stood aside to help Xia Xiao, and handed a bottle of water to the panting Xia Ko by the way.
After Liu Yiyi vomited, she took out a sour plum candy and ate one, and did not forget to stuff one into Xia Ko's small mouth.
Gengting Temple put away the pigs, and came to Xia Ko to show off.
This......
At a certain moment, the barrage in each live broadcast room was a little blank.
Until someone makes a comment break the silence.
[I said...... Is Su Yunzhi really a group pet? Looking at Xia Ko is like a ......]
[That is, I feel that everyone is more protective of Xia Koo......]
[Obviously, our Yunzhi is a group pet! ] Xia Ko, that madman, everyone just cares about the mentally ill, right? 】
[Then I haven't seen Gengting Temple ever cared for? ] Isn't Geng Ting Temple mentally ill? 】
After a hint of tranquility, Su Yunzhi's live broadcast room and Xia Ko's live broadcast room quarreled at the same time.
The program team finally found out in their conscience after everyone's hard work today, and specially approved that today's guests can not cook by themselves.
Director: "We will have a dinner at the entrance of the village at 7 o'clock in the evening, and we will invite three chefs from the village to cook farmhouse food for everyone, and we can also invite the villagers to participate together, everyone will not be there!" ”
Today, it is rare that you don't have to prepare your own ingredients and cook by yourself, everyone has returned to their huts just to take a quick bath, so as to completely remove the smell of pig feces soaked all over the body, and then rest and rest well, waiting for the night at the village entrance farmhouse.
The sun gradually sets, the whole land is bathed in the afterglow of the colorful glow, and the clouds are covered with a thick layer of golden red under the glow of the glow, like the fiery red dance veil of a girl in the Western Regions, gorgeous under the sky.
The evening breeze slowly brings the fragrance of the earth, bringing a bit of tranquility to the impetuous world.
But at this time, Xia Ko still couldn't smell the scent of the earth, and her entire nasal cavity was still filled with a vague smell of pig dung.
I've been on the run for a long time, but I still haven't escaped this catastrophe......
She rubbed her nose and felt that something was wrong all over her body, "Sister, call me quickly after you take a shower."
I'm afraid I won't be able to hold on and die directly......"
Xia Xiao lost to her, obviously asked her to wash first, but she had to shirk it, she refused to do anything, and she just stuffed herself into the bathroom before she would give up.
But the bathing equipment in front of Xia Xiao was difficult again, grandma's house didn't even have a water heater, so she had to heat the water in the cauldron first and then put it in the bathroom, and then scoop it with a water scoop......
It takes a lot of time.
Xia Ko got bored waiting and had fun with the puppy in the yard.
The puppy barked, and she barked, and neither creature would let the other go.
"Wang!"
"Woohoo!"
"Wow!"
Unconvinced, she barked at the running puppy, and as she was about to rise, a silver snake-headed cane appeared in front of her.
raised his head suddenly, and met the man's demonic eyes, and his mouth did not stop for a while, "Woo Wang~!" ”
The beautiful face of the snake and scorpion under the man's short hair moved a little, but it was still difficult to hide the gloomy aura around him, "I can explain. ”
Can it be explained? What to explain?
Half a year ago?!
Does he still remember......
Xia Ko didn't react for a while, so he quickly covered his mouth, and the whole person turned his back, not daring to look at him.
Why did you choose to explain at this time?
Do you have to explain it when she's covered in pig manure and her mouth is still barking at the dog?
Can you change the time?
She was about to throw these questions out of her mind, but she swallowed back the words after glancing at the long-standing grievance between the man's eyebrows.
After sorting out the messy emotions, she immediately turned around and smiled at the big boss who put on a standard old slave, "What a coincidence, Mr. Shang~ I can actually meet you here~"
"Unfortunately, I came to you on a special trip." He walked towards her with his pestle in his hands.
She was afraid that she would smoke him, so she subconsciously took a step back, "Okay...... I know you're in a hurry right now, but don't ...... you just yet."
(End of chapter)