"I haven't bought these four books yet, and I haven't read them yet.

I don't like to read, because reading books is very brain-consuming, we are mediocre people, we can't do this, hahahaha......"

"In addition, I also like Tang poems and Song lyrics very much, I especially like Faye Wong's "Water Tune Song Head", the lyrics are very beautiful."

Choreographer: "Do you know how to sing?" ”

"No, it won't."

“……”

After the video was played, 24 female guests raised their hands to ask questions.

The scene unexpectedly began to be lively.

The host was busy calling the new female guest No. 16 on stage.

"I would like to ask you that you are particularly good at grasping the weaknesses of the Chinese people, what do you think are the weaknesses of the Chinese people?"

The male guest No. 6 was pickled for a long time, raised the microphone and said, "This ...... It's a secret. ”

Female guest No. 16: "......"

At this time, there were still three lights on the stage, and the host saw that Xia Ko's lights were also on on the side, and asked Xia Ko who had not yet turned off the lights very curiously: "May I ask why Mr. Xia is still lit up?" ”

"It's been a long time since this stage has been so fun, and I want to give the male guests a chance, and also give myself a chance."

"What chance?"

"A chance to have fun watching his second VCR."

As soon as these words came out, they immediately resonated with the female guests who still had three lights left on the stage.

"Teacher Xia, you think the same as I think!"

"Teacher Xia, it's worthy that I'm your fan, you really say that I'm in trouble!"

The host was shocked: "Good guy, it turned out that I came to the VCR." ”

"Okay, then let's take a look at the second VCR of the sixth male guest."

As the host gives the order, the video starts playing on the screen.

"I once had a short marriage, I got engaged five days after knowing my first love, and we entered the palace of marriage on the 40th day of our relationship, but we divorced in less than half a year.

I think the reason my marriage failed was that my mother didn't show up for my wedding, which made me and my wife feel at odds.

But after the divorce, it hurt my mother very much, and my mother became the biggest victim, hurting others and herself!

After the divorce, I also talked about an online relationship, but the girl fell ill halfway, and her parents delayed her for three years without going to the doctor, which is the worst human tragedy I have ever seen!

But then I also found out that her disease was incurable and there was no way to have children, so I broke up with her.

The road of life is very long, I can only walk 500 meters with her, and the remaining 25,000 kilometers will be walked by herself. ”

After the video was played, the last three remaining lights were ruthlessly extinguished.

The host noticed that only the pink lamp in Xia Ko's hand was still on, so he asked her to speak: "Now only Mr. Xia is the only one left in the audience who has not turned off the lights."

Presumably our Teacher Xia must have something to say. ”

Xia Ko speechlessly glanced at the male guests on the stage who seemed to be unable to believe that they were turned off by the 24 female guests and said: "You are really, a rotten loach stained with some seawater, and you really treat yourself as seafood." ”

As she spoke, she extinguished the pink lamp beside her.

Wu Anbang picked up the microphone and retorted: "I think that when I came here today, it was not my problem at all, but the problem of the 24 female guests present." ”

Several female guests have begun to get impatient with such strange things: "You can really go, you don't need to stand here."

There is no one here who welcomes you. ”

Unexpectedly, at this time, the male guest began to tactically pretend to be deaf and blind, he squinted, pretended not to find the position of the female guest who spoke, and said: "What you say, I can't hear it clearly." Forehead...... You repeat it again. ”

"I said you could go!"

"I'm sorry, my ears aren't very good."

Xia Ko picked a roll of his eyes: "You may not only have a problem that your ears are not very good, so it is recommended to change your brain directly." ”

Unexpectedly, Xia Ko's words angered the man in Tang costume, and he held the microphone and scolded Xia Ko: "Do you think you are very good? What do you think you're a big deal? At best, it's just a woman!

It is now that many women are so highly educated that fertility rates are declining and humanity is facing extinction.

I don't think a woman like you should go to school! ”

Xia Ko was very disdainful: "Could it be that the reason why the dinosaurs became extinct was because the mother dinosaurs were highly educated?"

This male guest, what you say may not be listened to by anyone here, but your fart is amazing. ”

This remark caused the audience and 24 female guests to burst into laughter, and none of the laughter was a mockery of Wu Anbang.

Teacher Shi was also angered by the male guest's nonsense, and said indignantly: "We must know that prejudice often comes from our own ignorance and stupidity, this male guest, you are not welcome on our stage, please go down!" ”

Wu Anbang was furious, spat at the stage, turned around and strode away.

This episode also came to an end in absurdity.

As soon as he finished work, Xiaochun ran to the stage with a coat to put on Xia Ko.

"Sister Xia Ko is hard, it's really hard for you to participate in this kind of show." Xiao Chun saw the scene clearly in the audience.

I knew that I would have listened to Sister Qiao Wen and didn't let Sister Xia Ko come to participate in this kind of show.

Xia Ko wrapped the coat on his body, shook his head with a pout: "It's really a hearty review." ”

She has learned a long lesson, and she still has to think about it before participating in the show in the future.

After all, the spirit of the mentally ill is also important.

"By the way, have you bought all the desserts and coffee for the staff?"

"Uh-huh, I've bought it, I'll wait for you to go down and distribute it!"

She answered and followed Xiao Chun behind the scenes.

The aisle was crowded with 24 female guests who had just left the stage, some of them walked in front of them, talking and laughing, and some whispering something at the end.

Xia Ko was very tired after a whole day of recording, so he was not in a hurry, so he didn't let people open the aisle, and he lazily followed the end of the line.

She was half-leaning on Xiao Chun, feeling that she was almost walking and falling asleep, but after a while, she heard the voice of someone in front of her whispering.

"That Xia Ko, really think of yourself as a big star? I don't know how many pounds and taels I have, what big names are I playing on the field? ”

"That's right, she looks like no one looks down on her, Yue Yunfeng kindly appreciates her and confesses to her, she doesn't care about it, but she spoils herself."

The director had to come over so humbly to appease her little emotions, who did she think she was? Do you really think of yourself as a big coffee?

If it was really big, it wouldn't come to our show, right? ”

The tired man slowly opened his eyes and stared coldly at the three female guests who were chewing the root of their tongues in front of them.

Xu was suddenly cool from behind, and the three of them closed their mouths in unison and turned their heads to look.

happened to look at Xia Ko's smiling eyes: "Say, why don't you continue?" ”