Chapter 72: This Life Is Not Shared with Gambling and Drugs!
After the scream, there was a loud bang, and the director's mount overturned, and he fell directly into a dog and ate.
"Director!!
The staff immediately threw down everything in their hands and rushed forward.
[Hahahahahaha γ
[Very creative! Director, you managed to get my attention!! γ
Ning Ying looked at it vigorously.
Seeing this, Li Zihe asked curiously: "Big brother, what do you think about this?" β
"I just woke up and couldn't understand it, wait until I get back to sleep and take a look!"
Li Zihe laughed.
Li Jingyu raised his eyebrows slightly, "Children's toy cars have an age limit, and it is obvious that the director overturned the car because the car endured an age that it should not bear." β
[Hahahaha, Lin Xiao, you are really advanced in scolding people now. I don't understand the IQ of any evil! γ
"Is the director alright?"
Concerned inquiries from staff.
"It's okay, it's okay!"
The director was helped up, patted the dirt on his body and laughed a few times, "I just didn't control the speed of the car just now!" I'm fine. β
Ten minutes later, the director sorted it out and reappeared in front of the audience.
"Haha, there was a little accident just now, don't worry."
The director chatted for a few sentences and entered the theme again, "I believe everyone has seen that today our "Almighty Mother" has four more guests, they are the fathers of four groups of families, everyone applauds and welcomes!" β
Scarce applause rang out.
The director continued: "In this issue, our theme is RV tours. Have you seen the RV prepared for you by the program team behind you? The four motorhomes are the top, deluxe, regular, and basic models. Therefore, our first game session today is to fight for the right to occupy the RV. β
"Are you really playing on the show?"
Jiang Jingran glanced back at the RV behind him, with a disgusted expression on his face, "The loser won't really want to stay, right?" β
"It's all for real!"
The director particularly emphasized, "I know that your fathers will not be used to the tone of our show, so I want to emphasize one point here! Once the game is decided to win or lose, once the RV has been chosen, it cannot be changed and must be checked in for the night! You can't go to live anywhere else! β
The director is afraid that these rich second generations, bosses, and actors will secretly go to live somewhere else after the show turns off the live broadcast.
γGood!γ I like to come to it for real!! γ
[The director takes precautions and puts ugly words in front, and some people in the province don't follow the rules! ] γ
[I already feel the breath of this Young Master Jiang who is about to become a demon......]
"After talking for a long time, what game are you going to play? I'm thankful for all the flowers I've been waiting for! β
Ning Ying saw that the director had been procrastinating and had not entered the topic, so she opened her mouth to urge.
Director: "This time the game is more relaxed. Let's play brain teasers! First of all, I would like to invite you to take your seats. β
Everyone moved to the tent next door, and after taking their seats, the game officially began.
Everyone has a rush button in their hands.
This time, the game adopts a point system, and both adults and children have the right to participate.
"Are you all ready?"
The director holds a small pink speaker and sits behind the camera.
Ning Ying was eager to try.
What a brain teaser, she's the best!
"Let's listen to the first question first, who was the cheapest prostitute in the Tang Dynasty?"
Everyone was confused.
Ning Ying had already pressed the button almost accurately.
Everyone looked at her.
Director: "Teacher Ning replied. β
Ning Ying stood up and said with a smile: "Yishan is at the end!" β
"Why?"
Meng Jingsheng asked puzzled.
Ning Ying replied confidently: "Because the sun is over!" β
Everyone: "......"
[This is not a car to go to kindergarten, let me go!!] γ
[In this life, I don't share the sky with gambling and drugs!!] γ
[Front, you don't mention the yellow words! ] γ
"Hahaha, that's right!"
The director laughed.
Ning Ying smiled proudly, turned around and threw a wink at Li Zihe, "Learn a little." β
Li Zihe: "......"
A smile flashed across Li Jingyu's eyes.
"It turned out to be such a brain circuit......"
Song Xi smiled, "Come again!" β
Director: "Okay, let's do it again: there are three girls eating sausages in a certain canteen: one licking and eating, one biting and eating, and one wrapped in food." Q: Which girl got married? β
"Tick-"
The person who grabbed it this time was Jiang Zixuan: "The girl who bites and eats!" β
The director shook his head: "That's not right! β
"I know!"
Zhou Jinyi raised his hand: "Lick and eat!" β
The director still shook his head: "It's not right! β
Ruling out two answers, Jiang Jingran confidently pressed the button, "The answer is already obvious!" Isn't that the one who eats wrapped in it? β
Director: "It's still not right!! β
"Huh? None of the three? β
Jiang Jingran was puzzled.
The director emphasized: "Don't forget, it's a brain teaser! β
"Tut-tut......"
At this time, Ning Ying muttered in disgust: "There is no one who can fight!" β
"Teacher Ning knows?"
The director asked with a smile.
Ning Ying raised her eyebrows, "The one who eats with a ring!" β
"That's right!!"
The director laughed, "Teacher Ning is two points ahead!" β
The other three groups of families suddenly felt a sense of crisis.
Ning Yike glanced at Ning Ying on the side, a dark light flashed under her eyes, and she was secretly fighting in her heart.
Can't let her win anymore!
"The third question, an old sow crosses the bridge, the bridge can bear a weight of 500 kilograms, and the old sow weighs 300 kilograms, but the bridge collapses in the middle of the bridge, what is going on?"
When the voice fell, Ning Yi could take the lead in pressing the button.
Before answering, she didn't forget to look at Ning Ying with imperativeness.
Ning Ying smiled and disagreed.
"Teacher Yike's answer is ......?"
Ning Yike said firmly: "The old sow falsely reported her weight!" β
"Hahaha......"
Someone laughed out loud.
Ning Ying complained: "You go to the door of the supermarket and shake it before answering." β
"Then what do you say!"
Ning Yi couldn't be angry with her.
Ning Ying hooked her lips: "I don't know." β
"You don't know what to say here!"
Ning Yike talked to her for the first time, and there was such a heavy smell of gunpowder.
Ning Ying glanced at her, "I mean, I don't know what's going on, because the old sow herself wonders!" Yes, director! β
Director: "That's right! Hahahaha......"
γAbsolutely amazing!! γ
[Hahahahaha]
[It seems that I have to go to the door of the supermarket to shake it out!] γ
Ning Yi was deflated, and his face turned red.
Director: "Question 4! What to do if a pig in a pigsty escapes? β
Ning Ying: "Wang Leehom! (coax in)"
Director: "What if you come out again?" β
Ning Ying: "Han Hong~ (coaxing)"
Director: "Why does the plane fly so high and not hit the stars?"
Ning Ying: "Because the stars will 'shine'!" β
This link seems to be specially designed for Ning Ying, and other guests have no chance at all.
Finally, when it was the turn of the seventh question, the director asked: "Tortoise and rabbit race, please ask the pig to be the referee, who will win the tortoise and rabbit?" β
Ning Ying didn't rush to answer immediately.
Ning Yike glanced at her, "Ning Ying, I've answered so many questions before, why did I suddenly become humble on this question?" β
"She's not modest, isn't she?"
Ye Yuyu muttered: "Finally, there is something she won't!" β
"Who said I wouldn't!"
Ning Ying snorted softly.
"Then you answer!"
Ye Yuyu scolded her.
Ning Ying: "I can't say it!" β
Ye Yuyu: "If you don't say it, you won't!" β
"Teacher Ning got it right again!"
The director took the lead in applauding.
Everyone: "??? β
(End of chapter)