As the name suggests, monkey wine is a type of liquor.

But real monkey wine is really made from monkeys.

The monkeys collect the best quality fruits from the mountains and store them as food for the monkeys.

Monkeys are smart, but they can't protect their fruits in boxes like humans do. Therefore, over time, the part of the fruit that is piled up and pressed at the bottom will inevitably be squeezed by the upper fruit, resulting in cracking.

At the same time, because the upper layer of fruit completely blocks the air, mainly the oxygen in the air, the pulp will react with the wild yeast attached to the skin of the fruit, so that it can be made into sake by chance.

Attention, it must be fermented by chance, rot is not OK!

This opportunity can even be said to be hard to find in a hundred years, so it is not an exaggeration to say that this kind of wild brew can be called a unique product!

Xu Boan once heard a gourmand say at the wine party: The real monkey wine is not exchanged for a thousand gold.

Although Xu Boan is now worth tens of millions, no one thinks he has a lot of money!

What's more, one of the characteristics of middle-aged men is that they love to collect rare things. Monkey wine is simply too high-end, hundreds of times rarer than any top luxury red wine and white wine.

This thing is not only of interest to Xu Bo'an, but also to the villagers of the mountain village.

"Oh my God, it's really monkey wine, we're blessed."

"Who just said that the monkeys don't know how to learn about the Entu report, isn't this coming? The grace of dripping water is reciprocated! ”

"You don't show off the stinky culture that you went to a private school for a year. I'm not just talking about it. ”

"Alright, stop making noise, let the monkeys see the joke."

"With these monkey wines, my migraines can be cured."

"That's right, this monkey wine is good for the body, especially for all kinds of problems in the head. I was bald when I was a kid, you know? Born with good luck when he went up to the mountains to hunt, he accidentally got a little monkey wine in a stone nest in a cave, and after drinking it, he grew hair in three days. ”

The villagers chatted enthusiastically, and Xu Bo'an's heart was surging when he listened.

Good guys, that's a lot of fun.

When people reach middle age, they are worried about their old waist and their hair loss.

Although Xu Bo'an's hairstyle is not yet up to the level of the Mediterranean, he has obviously felt that his hairline has receded in recent years.

With this monkey wine, wouldn't it be able to regain its radiance and renew its green silk!

However, Xu Boan also knew that he couldn't just listen to others, and he would only know after he tried it.

It's just that these monkey wines were given to the villagers by the group of monkeys, and Xu Bo'an was embarrassed to ask for it.

It's not just thin-skinned, it's also good-looking.

You must know that he is an otherworldly mountain god in the eyes of the villagers, how can he pull his face down to ask the villagers for something!

Xu Bo'an didn't speak, but the villagers were very sensible.

Li Laosan watched the villagers gather around the monkey wine, pursed his lips, and clapped his hands vigorously.

"Let's be quiet and listen to what Li Laosan says."

The backing villages are basically villages composed of a group of relatives, and almost every family has a family relationship.

Li Laosan is the oldest person in the group of people who came, so the villagers still listened to his words.

The scene fell silent.

"Third master, you can say it, let's listen."

"Uncle San, do you want to say how to share these monkey wine with everyone, say it quickly, I can't help it."

"That's right, hehe, I'm still waiting to drink some snake meat in the evening, I haven't drunk for a long time."

Li Laosan said with a solemn face: "Maybe everyone doesn't like to hear what this old man says, but I hope you don't interrupt me, and after I finish speaking, let's raise our hands to decide." ”

"Say it, third master, let's listen carefully!" Li Qingshi nodded in agreement.

"Old and young masters of the mountain village! The monkey brought this wine to thank us for giving them food. That's right. However, I think the person they really want to thank is actually the mountain god grandfather! ”

As he spoke, Li Laosan pointed to the mountain temple halfway up the mountain, and continued: "To give the monkeys food and drink, it was the mountain god grandfather who asked us to give it, and those things that were eaten and drunk were originally given to us by the mountain god grandfather, so I propose that we serve this monkey wine to the mountain god grandfather!" ”

Li Laosan's voice fell, and Li Qingshi echoed first: "I agree!" Uncles, aunts, and aunts, I think what the third master said is very right, if it weren't for the mountain god grandfather, we would be short of food and drink now, and it would not be possible to live for a few days! ”

"Okay, little rock, don't make the big guy so sad, let's just raise our hands and vote." Li Laosan said.

As soon as the words fell, I saw the villagers raise their hands in unison.

"I agree! Little Stone is right. If it weren't for Grandpa Mountain God's stuttering and drinking, I wouldn't want to live. It's so hard to be hungry. ”

"I agree."

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Soon, all the villagers knelt on the ground and bowed in the direction of the mountain temple, praying in unison.

"Grandpa Mountain God, you are as kind to us as a mountain, we can't repay it, the monkey wine sent by these monkeys, please be sure to accept it."

Looking at the simple and kind behavior of the villagers, Xu Boan was quite pleased.

After all, I didn't pay in vain, and when I get along with people, what I am most afraid of is wrong payment.

Especially when people reach middle age, they pay more attention to a person's inner qualities.

If these villagers were a group of white-eyed wolves, Xu Boan would naturally be reluctant to help them anymore.

Some things may be seen and relieved as you get older.

But for people to get along, we always need to be sincere.

As the saying goes, people's hearts change people's hearts, eight taels for half a catty. Two good put aside and one good, home and everything is prosperous!

Only when each other is a person with a conscience can the relationship between each other be maintained.

People are afraid of sadness, and trees are afraid of hurting their roots!

Fortunately, my luck is not bad. These little people didn't let themselves down!

"I've heard everything you said, and since you're so hearty, I'll take this monkey wine." Xu Boan said slowly.

"As it should be!" The villagers responded happily.

Xu Bo'an used the knowledge he just found on the Internet to popularize science: "In addition, although this monkey wine does have many benefits, but the monkey wine is a naturally aged fruit pulp, and there is a great possibility of poisonous substances." You are not yet able to afford these dangers. I could give you some really good wine for you to taste. ”

Xu Bo'an naturally thinks of pure grain wine produced by high and new technology in today's society, which are two completely different concepts from monkey wine that relies on probability.

Hearing the words of Grandpa Mountain God, the villagers reacted strongly.

"Grandpa Mountain God is too polite, we originally planned to offer you this monkey wine, how can we ask for your things again."

"Yes, Grandpa Mountain God, you have helped us so much, we finally have the opportunity to repay you, how dare we ask for your gift again."

"That's right, Grandpa Mountain God, and since the monkey wine is so dangerous, we definitely can't grasp it, and you can be regarded as solving the disaster for us."

"Yes, and we believe that if we really encounter any disaster, you will definitely protect us."

The villagers have different opinions, but the meaning is exactly the same.

Xu Boan said again: "Let's talk about monkey wine first." Li Qingshi, you listen well, you have to divide the monkey wine into two parts, one you are responsible for keeping, if you really need to treat migraine and hair loss, remember to drink less, record the changes in the body, to avoid accidents. ”

Xu Bo'an was thinking about giving emergency to the villagers, and secondly, he was not sure whether there were any toxins in the stomach like monkey wine.

Besides, this thing will not change unexpectedly in the bonsai world, and when it is taken out and placed in the real world.

All things considered, Xu Boan had to think about it more thoroughly, and make a backup in the bonsai world in case he could make a comparison in the future.

Hearing Xu Bo'an's words, the villagers pleaded again.

"No, Grandpa Mountain God, this makes us feel at ease!"

"Grandpa Mountain God, this monkey's alcohol is extremely pure, we can't drink much, at most you can be nine or one."

The villagers offered their advice.

Xu Bo'an sighed, reluctantly aggravated his tone, and said, "Okay, let's not say anything more, this matter is settled, Li Qingshi, you can help me divide this monkey wine into two parts." ”

Li Qingshi didn't dare to say anything more when he saw Xu Bo'an being so qualitative.

At that moment, he found another wooden barrel and divided the monkey wine in two.

Xu Bo'an casually took out one of the wooden barrels, and as soon as the barrel came out of the bonsai, it gradually grew larger in Xu Bo'an's expectant mind, and soon, it became a wooden barrel the size of a large pure water bucket.

Half a barrel of monkey wine exudes a refreshing fruity aroma in the barrel.

Good guys, just by the taste, it makes people intoxicated, like immersing yourself in an orchard of dozens of ripe melons and fruits.

Xu Bo'an buried his head and looked at it, the main color of monkey wine was transparent, showing a faint reddish-purple color, as if a few drops of dry red wine had been dripped into the white wine.

I carefully took out a spoonful with a small coffee spoon that used to drink coffee in the office, and tasted it, the entrance was soft and refreshing, and a cool sweetness rushed straight to my throat, which was mixed with a slightly drunken taste that instantly made people feel like they were tongue-in-cheek!

The monkey drank his stomach, and a warmth stretched out in his internal organs, and his whole body was indescribably comfortable, as if he had poured a clear spring on the arid desert.

Even, it seems to have an obvious effect of nourishing yin and tonifying the kidneys.

Excellent! Really excellent!

The cool point of monkey wine is not in the alcohol content, but in a mysterious feeling that can make the whole body feel comfortable from the inside out.

Xu Boan smacked his lips, and looked at the monkey wine in the barrel with some unfinished eyes, and was amazed.

I went to the cabinet under the bookshelf in my office and took out a bottle of Wuliangye, took out a small bottle cap, and poured half a cap. Slowly put it into the bonsai.

"Here are some of the drinks from my collection, you can also taste how they taste."

The villagers were very happy to come over.

"Grandpa Yamagami's stuff is definitely a good thing."

"I've already smelled the aroma of wine, and I've drunk it for most of my life, but I've never encountered such a mellow wine."

"Oh my God, it's so clear...... It's really wine, not water. ”

"You know what, you can't smell such an obvious aroma of wine?"

"Just try it, come, let's all taste it, today we have the mercy of the mountain god grandpa and the kindness of the monkeys, let's have a drink!"

Xu Bo'an saw that the villagers were in high spirits, and he didn't mention the group of wolves that were released from the ashtray for the time being.

so as not to ruin everyone's interest.

Soon, the villagers were drinking, and a few of them had a funny invitation to drink with the monkeys.

Seeing that the villagers were so interested, Xu Bo'an swept his eyes around and saw a king of kings on the melon and fruit plate on the coffee table in the hospitality area of the office.

At that moment, he took out the ham sausage of the king of kings, carefully scraped out a filament with a toothpick, and then picked it up and put it in the bonsai.

"It's some cooked food that you can eat straight away, you can try it." This can be regarded as having fun with the people.

The villagers had already developed a kind of trust in Xu Bo'an, and when they heard Xu Bo'an's words, even if some villagers came up and took a bite.

"Wow, it really smells so good! Definitely with the wine. ”

"It's so happy to follow Grandpa Yamagami, it's like a dream"

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In the midst of praise, Xu Bo'an's bad mood improved a lot because of the change in work.

Xu Bo'an just wanted to taste another sip of monkey wine, when suddenly, a hurried knock on the door sounded.

"Mr. Xu! Mr. Xu, are you okay? Mr. Xu, don't think about it! ”