Chapter 82: This is to be incensed

After thinking about it, Xu Boan first asked normally.

"Just ordinary children."

The online doctor on the opposite side didn't say anything detailed when he saw Xu Bo'an, and he didn't ask questions, but sent a drug instruction manual.

"Ibuprofen suspension, functional indications...... Dosage: 1-3 years old, weight 10-15kg......; 4-6 years old, weight ......"

The instructions are very detailed, and the usage and dosage of children from 1 to 12 years old answered Xu Bo'an.

Then, another message came from the online doctor.

"In general, this medicine is very effective. However, I suggest you come to the hospital. ”

Looking at the doctor's words, Xu Boan was in trouble again.

In general?

The monkeys in this bonsai world obviously do not belong to the general situation.

At least, in the real society where I live, the research and development of drugs is based on the consideration of ordinary human bodies.

The little monkey in the bonsai world has shrunk by about two hundred times.

How can I use this medicine?

Xu Boan thought about it, and then cheekily asked the online doctor about his doubts.

"Hello, doctor, if the drug is a reduced version of the animal that is only between half a centimeter and one centimeter, can the drug be used in a smaller dose?"

Soon, the status of the opposite side changed to typing.

But Xu Boan waited for a long time before he saw a question mark sent by the other party.

“?”

Xu Boan was about to explain another reason, when he saw the other party's message sent again.

This time it's a long list of words.

"Theoretically, yes. However, it is not practical to reduce the dosage because the amount of the liquid medicine is small in a single dose, and the more it is reduced, the more difficult it is to achieve the level of refinement. But logically speaking, under normal circumstances, you can dilute the effect of the drug with water. ”

When Xu Bo'an saw it, his eyes suddenly widened, and a smile appeared on his face.

Reliable, worthy of being a professional, this method is good.

That's it! That's it!

Xu Boan was about to type the word "thank you" when he saw another message from the other party.

"I see that your positioning is in Dongjiang, if you are playing Truth or Dare, congratulations on winning, if not...... Well...... The vice president of your Dongjiang City Psychiatric Hospital is my lover, and I can contact you if you need it. ”

"Don't have low self-esteem, face any illness positively."

Xu Bo'an's face was full of black lines, which was very embarrassing.

This is treating Lao Tzu as a psychopath.

While stabilizing himself by chatting to stabilize his emotions, he also introduced himself to the hospital.

It's definitely taking oneself for a psychopath.

Xu Bo'an, that can't cry or laugh.

On the basis of the other party's suggestions, Xu Bo'an generously did not have the same knowledge as the other party.

I immediately called the company's infirmary and brought a bottle of ibuprofen suspension and a small disposable syringe.

According to the medicine recommended by the doctor, Xu Boan also checked it on the Internet.

This medicine can be described as a good medicine for reducing fever, and it is not an exaggeration to call it a "miracle".

Locking the office door again, Xu Boan began his own drug dilution program.

To get started, look at the manufacturing date and expiration date of the drug.

Well, the latest date.

This is also a good habit that was forced to develop many years ago.

The corners of Xu Bo'an's mouth showed a helpless expression.

The so-called infirmary of the company can actually play the role of a pharmacy to put it bluntly.

I heard that the barefoot doctor was born, and no one in the whole company expected him to see a doctor.

I remember when I first went to work, I went to the infirmary to get medicine because of a fever, and when I was about to take it, my colleague reminded me and found that the medicine had expired for many years.

Later, Xu Boan learned that the doctor hired by the infirmary was the father-in-law of the previous company leader.

Almost all of them have a similar experience of getting expired medicines, except for middle-level and above leaders.

Over time, almost all company employees stopped going to the infirmary to get their medicines.

After many years, Xu Boan sat in this position and found that the person is still the same person, but the medicine is no longer the same medicine, excellent, still so flattering.

The second of the three fires that the new official took office seems to have found himself.

But now is not the time to think about it.

It is imperative to save the little monkeys.

Just do it, Xu Boan first took out an appropriate amount of liquid medicine according to the instructions and the minimum dosage.

Then the temperature was adjusted according to 200 times the water, and after the temperature was about moderate, Xu Bo'an mixed the liquid medicine with warm water.

Finally, the stirring cup sent by VV soybean milk shortly before the start is fully stirred.

At this point, a fever reduction medicine in the bonsai world has been successfully proportioned.

Of course, Xu Boan was also helpless.

Seeing that the little monkey was cornered, the monkey leader was even more helpless, and it was better to try to treat it by himself than to drag it out.

Treat it as a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and it can be regarded as the hope of Bo's survival.

Xu Boan picked up the needle and sucked four milliliters of the new ratio of antipyretic liquid, only to realize that something was wrong.

The drug is indeed diluted by stirring with water.

But this seemingly insignificant four-milliliter liquid medicine is equivalent to more than a pound of water in the bonsai world.

Drink the medicine in one go and dry the amount of one and a half bottles of mineral water, even if it is a traditional Chinese medicine, you don't drink it like this.

What's more, the other party is just a little monkey, so it's strange to drink it!

Xu Boan shook his head helplessly, and had to rematch.

After taking the original liquid medicine again, after many dilution tests, Xu Boan finally reduced the liquid medicine to the ratio that the little monkey in the bonsai could drink in one gulp.

For small people and little people the size of a small monkey, as long as they drink a walnut-sized liquid, they can have a corresponding effect.

Xu Bo'an gently sucked some of the new proportion of liquid medicine with a needle, and then slowly pushed it forward, reaching a state where a small drop of liquid flowed out of the tip of the needle, but it was still suspended.

Then he tore off a small piece of tin foil from the cigarette case, and gently rubbed the small drop of liquid on the tip of the needle on the tin foil.

Finally, it was gently placed in the courtyard of the mountain temple.

"Alright, you monkey head, Hugh is going to make noise. I have sent down good medicine in the courtyard outside the house, go and get it, and let the little monkey drink it. ”

"Grandpa Mountain God...... Thank...... Thank you very much......"

Soon, the monkey leader beckoned one of the monkeys beside him to go outside and fetch the golden tin foil.

The monkey cautiously came in with a tin foil, and couldn't help but exclaim, "Immortal...... Gold...... Paper...... Wow wow! ”

Xu Bo'an watched seriously as the monkey leader gave the little monkey a drink.

After about ten minutes, Xu Boan clearly felt that the body temperature on the little monkey began to drop.

The little monkey itself is a lot more flexible, opening his eyes to look left and right, playing with his hair boredly in his hands, and muttering in his mouth.

When the monkeys saw this, they were overjoyed and fell to their knees.

Towards the statue of the mountain god, he began to bow down in a matter.

The leader of the monkey learned the movements of human beings in a decent manner, walked to the incense table with a kind of crutche, and picked up a stick of incense a little clumsily.

Xu Boan saw it in his eyes and was immediately curious.

This monkey is going to ...... Incense yourself?