This idiot!

Xu Bo'an couldn't help but complain in his heart, and listened to Li Wufu say calmly: "Because the only source of fire here is the oil lamp." ”

Li Qingshi suddenly realized, and then said with annoyance: "Yes, why didn't I think of it." ”

Li Wufu shook his head and continued: "Theoretically, it's true, you see, the location of the residual wick of this oil lamp is under the cloth tent, and nine times out of ten it is the oil lamp that ignites the cloth tent, which is why it caught fire." But there's one more thing I don't understand. ”

"Huh? What? Li Qingshi asked curiously.

Li Wufu pointed to the incense case on the side and said, "What is strange to me is that the oil lamp should have been on the incense case under the statue of the mountain god Grandpa, how could it suddenly fall here?" Could it be that the monkeys are causing the trouble? ”

Li Qingshi immediately agreed when he heard this, and said, "It makes sense! The monkeys around here who can climb up without us noticing are the monkeys. Hmph, these guys! How dare you be so disrespectful to Grandpa Mountain God, next time we meet, I will definitely ......"

Without waiting for Li Qingshi to continue, Xu Boan hurriedly stopped him: "Okay, this matter should not be mentioned again, it is not a big deal." Let's leave it at that. ”

At this moment, a group of monkeys was flying somewhere in the forest, and suddenly, several monkeys sneezed a few times.

The monkey leader sniffed even more, and gave orders: "It seems that I am sick, brothers, go, follow me to Beishan, let's find some herbs to eat." ”

In the mountain temple, after listening to Xu Bo'an's words, Li Qingshi said indignantly: "Grandpa Mountain God, you are too merciful." ”

Xu Boan was embarrassed for a while.

Whether it is merciful or not, we don't know.

It's just that the fire was caused by our old Xu, and it's not good to let those monkeys carry the black pot.

Previously, in order to save Liang Lao under the monument, Xu Boan had an idea and hurriedly took the incense case in the mountain temple and used it.

At that time, the matter was urgent, Xu Boan didn't have time to think about it, and directly took away the incense case.

There is no doubt that the oil lamp on the incense table fell at that time.

Originally, this was not a big deal, and the flame of soybeans was extinguished as soon as it fell.

It's just that Xu Bo'an's luck is really bad, after the oil lamp went out, the wick happened to fall under the hem of the cloth tent.

This ignited the cloth tent and caused the fire in the mountain temple.

It's just that although Xu Bo'an has inferences in his heart, there is no need to explain to Li Qingshi and them.

Only then did he pretend to be generous to stop Li Qingshi and the others from continuing to bury the group of monkeys.

But I didn't expect that this was self-defeating and strengthened his great image in Li Qingshi's heart!

Li Wufu also said: "Grandpa the mountain god is in charge of the mountains and forests here, and he cares for flowers and trees, people, beasts, fish and insects, not to mention monkeys, even if there are maggots in the pit, the mountain god grandpa is ...... Yes! Ahh ”

Xu Bo'an couldn't help but be happy in his heart, this sneeze was at the right time, and he would be disgusted if he continued to talk about it.

Immediately afterwards, Li Wufu sneezed several times in a row.

Xu Boan saw it in his eyes, guessing that Li Wufu was afraid that he was piggybacking on his Coke foam just now, and he caught a cold for a while.

Thinking of this, Xu Boan glanced at the furnishings in the room.

The simple instant noodles and braised egg ham, as well as the small medicine box on the side, entered Xu Bo'an's sight.

"Li Wufu, today you and Li Qingshi have a credit for protecting the Mountain Temple, these things are a reward for you."

While speaking, Xu Boan dismantled a ham sausage, picked some with a toothpick, and put it in front of the two.

"Fragrant meat! Thank you, Grandpa Yamagami. Li Qingshi and Li Wufu were very happy.

This thing is the most popular food in the village.

Xu Bo'an opened a package of Banlangen granules in the standing medicine box in the room, took out two pills, and sent them to Li Qingshi and Li Wufu.

"This substance is a kind of medicine, you can scrape some down when eating, and take it with warm water, which can effectively treat accidental wind and cold, external fever, the beginning of warm illness, sore throat, warm poison spots, gills, erysipelas, carbuncle swelling and sores and other diseases."

"Wow! Thank you to Grandpa Mountain God for the gift of the elixir. ”

"Thank you Grandpa Mountain God for rewarding the elixir!"

Although Li Wufu and Li Qingshi's words were not the same, the surprise of the two was exactly the same.

The eyes of the two looked directly at a large piece of dead wood in their hands, but it was light and fluttering, exuding a fragrance and Tao.

Elixir!

This is the elixir given by the mountain god's grandfather.

How can mortals not be excited?

No matter how delicious the fragrant meat is, it is just a desire to satisfy the tongue.

But this elixir, that's a real good baby to come back to life.

Listen to the effects that Grandpa Mountain God said, it is equivalent to giving people a life.

You've got to save this precious thing!

I am afraid that it can save lives at critical moments.

Xu Bo'an didn't know what the two of them were thinking, and continued to instruct: "Li Wufu, nine times out of ten, your condition today is because I was anxious to extinguish the fire just now, and your body caught a cold when I used soda to extinguish the fire. ”

Li Wufu nodded again and again: "Thank you Grandpa Mountain God for your concern." It's just that Wufu is curious, Grandpa Fang Cai, the mountain god, your immortal method, that cloud-like thing, why is it so sweet. ”

While speaking, Li Wufu involuntarily licked the corners of his mouth.

After Li Qingshi heard this, he also subconsciously licked the corners of his mouth, reminiscing about the strange sweetness just now.

Not only is it a simple sweet taste, but it is not the same as sweet sugar, but there is also a ...... All in all, it's a very refreshing feeling.

Xu Boan explained with a smile: "This thing is called soda because it contains a lot of ...... Well...... Compressed air, and since you think it tastes good, I can give you some to try. ”

As he spoke, Xu Boan gently unscrewed the remaining half of the bottle of Pepsi in his hand to avoid squirting again.

Then, carefully pour a cap with the cap of the bottle.

Then, Xu Boan did not give this thing directly to Li Qingshi and Li Wufu.

It's a good time to take this opportunity to make a big splash.

Good propaganda is a necessary measure for establishing a system and upholding discipline.

Xu Boan said loudly: "Li Qingshi and Li Wufu, the villagers of the mountain village, have made meritorious contributions to protecting the mountain temple, and gave the mountain village a pool of happy and refreshing bubble water as a reward. ”

While speaking, Xu Boan carefully put a bottle of Coke that was about to overflow and gently placed it in front of the gate of the earthen building in the mountain village.

Soon, a group of villagers rushed over.

"Wow, didn't Xiaoshi and Wufu go to the mountain temple to clean up, why did they still make meritorious contributions?"

"Oh, it's a pity, when I met Wufu yesterday, I was going to go with him, but I didn't get up from sleep today."

"Haha, old man, what an honor to be praised by Grandpa Mountain God. It means that you don't have this life. ”

"Village Chief! The village chief is here, everyone is quiet. ”

Li Guanshan walked into the crowd, the closest place to the bottle cap.

He looked in the direction of the mountain temple with a reverent face, and said loudly: "Villagers, follow me to thank the mountain god grandfather." ”

Then, take the lead and prostrate.

"Thank you for the gift of Grandpa Mountain God!"

Soon, the villagers of the mountain village fell to their knees.

……

At the concrete city wall not far away, the gang of mountain bandits stood on the city wall and looked at the mountain village, looking at the grand scene in the mountain village with envy.

"Boss, these guys are too happy!"

"Hmph, everyone has a life! Don't worry, I'll ask the second boss to ask someone to help us buy food, and I'll let everyone open the meat and fight the tooth sacrifice when I turn around. ”

Speaking of this, the one-eyed dragon boss changed his words and said to himself: "Hey, I forgot to ask the second child, he asked if those people came from." ”

The younger brother on the side complimented and said: "Boss, I heard the second boss and the dog leftover brothers in their group say a word yesterday, it seems that the second boss is sick, and he didn't come out with the dog leftovers in the last shift." ”

"Oh? Darn! You guys, you guys, didn't say it sooner, then I'll have to go and see. ”

The one-eyed dragon boss glared at the younger brother and quickly left.

The little brother muttered aggrievedly: "Who doesn't know that you have the gas to get up, who dares to wake you up." ”

Soon, the one-eyed dragon came to the city walls below.

Yu Daoquan, who was lying in bed, saw the one-eyed dragon boss come down, and hurriedly sat up with his body propped up.

"Big brother, you're here."

The one-eyed dragon walked a few steps quickly and said, "Don't move, don't move, just lie down, second brother, what's wrong with you." ”

Yu Daoquan, who was pale, coughed twice, quietly put down the hand that was hiding in front of his mouth, squeezed out a white smile, and said, "It's okay, it must be just an occasional cold." ”

The one-eyed dragon sighed heavily and said, "This bird place is the tuyere, and the brothers are suffering here." ”

Yu Daoquan's eyes moved slightly, and he said, "Big brother, I have arranged for someone to discuss with the passers-by in the mountain village to help carry food and luggage, and it will be delivered in a few days." ”

The one-eyed dragon said meaningfully: "Second brother, but it's not a way to go on like this." ”

"Big brother, what do you mean......" Yu Daoquan wanted to speak and stopped.

The cyclops raised his hand and pointed upward, then used two fingers to make an alternating motion on the palm of the other hand.

Obviously, while the above is not paying attention, he will run away.

Yu Daoquan smiled bitterly, sure enough, the one-eyed dragon really had this thought.

As everyone knows, as early as that day, Grandpa Mountain God had already told him to be wary of the one-eyed dragon's double-mindedness.

And Yu Daoquan paid close attention at the time, and he found that several brothers were suddenly stunned, and then smiling.

Nine times out of ten, Grandpa Mountain God told several brothers, or even everyone, the same thing.

No, only the one-eyed dragon boss in front of him doesn't know about it.

Alas, the partner I was looking for at the beginning seems to be a bit silly.

Fighting with people is endlessly fun.

Fight with God and ask for your own hardships.

What's more, he still has a great cause that has not yet been accomplished, so how can he leave the opportunity that he finally obtained.

Thinking of this, Yu Daoquan waved his hand and said, "Big brother, my current body is ...... Alas, I'm afraid I can't ...... anymore cough cough cough ......"

Seeing Yu Daoquan's sick appearance, the one-eyed dragon couldn't say anything.

"Okay, you have a good rest first, and I'll see if I can find some herbs."

Not long after the one-eyed dragon left, Yu Daoquan also walked out slowly with his body propped up.

Looking at the sky for a while, Yu Daoquan took a deep breath, put a wooden pipe the length of his little finger in his mouth, and suddenly exerted his strength and blew it.

Strangely, no sound came out.

A moment later, in the middle of the sky, it seemed as if a soaring mountain eagle crossed by.

Yu Daoquan saw it in his eyes, and a happy smile appeared on his face.

Outside the bonsai, Xu Bo'an, who had just finished delivering Coke to the villains, happily watched the villagers drink happily.

Suddenly, a subtle black shadow crossed in front of his eyes.

Nasty mosquitoes that affect my mood.

Xu Boan casually stretched out his hand and waved it disappreactively to drive away mosquitoes.

saw that the mosquito suddenly turned under the wind speed brought by Xu Bo'an's palm and flew into the bonsai.

Thank you for your support!

(End of chapter)