Mountain bandits?

Road rage!

Seeing the mountain bandits, Xu Boan instantly thought of the road rage, since ancient times, the mountain bandit road rage is a family, there is nothing wrong.

When the word Road Rage comes to mind.

Xu Boan suddenly thought of the unscrupulous and fraudulent outdoor hiking anchor he met when he was passing by.

This place is located in a barren countryside, and it is difficult for pedestrians.

Even if there is a car coming, it will definitely leave quickly, and it is impossible to stay longer.

The phone call just now also announced that the people who chased them out of the project together had returned to the project due to a misunderstanding, and Xu Bo'an's state at this time could not immediately call for help.

Therefore, Xu Bo'an is simply called the state of heaven and earth.

Fortunately, Xu Boan remembered that the hiking anchor was behind.

As soon as the thought arose, Xu Boan heard a stream of live speech coming from the top of the cliff.

"Lao Tie 666, thank you for my brother Nuanyang's plane reward."

"Hey, everyone, look, why is this car so familiar. It looks like the road rage's car just now. ”

Road rage, your uncle.

Xu Bo'an thought angrily, and suddenly heard the voice above change the painting style.

"Hey, family, there seems to be no one in this car, alas, I happened to hold back all the way, and I want to release water, so it's better to be here, and it can be regarded as punishing evil and promoting good."

Xu Bo'an's eyes widened when he heard this.

I'll go, that's okay? You're not a dog, what's the matter with peeing on someone's car.

It's better to run to the edge of the cliff and pee in the wind.

Immediately, Xu Boan immediately denied his stupid idea, if he really put water on it, he would suffer below.

"Family, I'm going to release the water, it's not suitable for children, don't peek, I'll cut the picture first."

Hearing the above words, Xu Boan knew that the car he drove over was going to suffer, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey! Anyone? Please come and do me a favor! ”

Xu Boan originally thought that when he heard the voice, at least the anchor would come over and take a look.

Unexpectedly, the expected response did not come, but Xu Boan heard the sound of the engine starting above.

"Oh family, the signal here is not good, I'll go offline first, and then re-broadcast it." The anchor visibly lowered his voice.

Mother, this kid is going to slip away! Is this afraid that he will settle accounts with him? I still really think of myself as a road rage!

Xu Bo'an took a deep breath, and the breath of the Tiger Roaring Mountain Forest burst out.

"Whose wallet dropped! If no one wants it, it's mine. ”

Bai Shanshan couldn't hear Xu Bo'an, she couldn't hear the words of the anchor on the cliff, and she thought Xu Bo'an was talking to herself, so she suddenly subconsciously asked curiously: "What do you mean by this?" When is it time to take care of your wallet? ”

Xu Boan smiled bitterly: "When I was building a highway in the mountains before, a surveying colleague fell into a trap arranged by the hunter, heard footsteps outside, and shouted for help for a long time, but no one paid attention. Later, as soon as I shouted who had lost so much money, someone immediately came over. ”

"Ahh Bai Shanshan shouted unexpectedly, and then understood what Xu Bo'an meant.

Many people have the mentality that it has nothing to do with themselves, and if they shout for help, they don't want to be disliked by people and cause trouble, but they are too lazy to pay attention to it.

It's better to wait until you find a specific reason to attract people to you, and then talk about the conditions before asking for help.

Therefore, many times when you encounter dangerous elements outside, you don't have to shout for help, and it may be better to shout to catch thieves and hooligans.

Walking through the crowded carriage with boiling water and instant noodles, you don't have to shout "borrowed", you have to shout "pay attention to the boiling water, be careful of burns".

Bai Shanshan sighed and said, "Although people's hearts are not ancient, there are still many good people in the world, but there are some things that break people's hearts. As a human being, I am most afraid of the cold. ”

Xu Boan smiled, he could already hear the footsteps above.

Soon, an anxious voice came.

"Where, where is the wallet, it seems that I dropped it, I said why can't I find it."

Sure enough, it's that unscrupulous hiking outdoor anchor!

Xu Boan yelled: "Look down, here! ”

The anchor trembled over the concrete retaining wall, followed the sound and looked down, his eyes glanced left and right, and suddenly found Xu Bo'an and Bai Shanshan hanging on the side cliff.

"Ahh What are you ...... Play too! The anchor was taken aback.

"Play with your uncle, we fell, hurry up and help call the police." Xu Boan shouted angrily.

Most people are good people, although sometimes they have the mentality of hiding if they can, and they don't want to cause trouble, but since they have met them, they are still very happy to help.

"Ahh Oh, right now. Soon, the other party called the police.

It's very strange, at a distance of tens of meters, there is a signal above the cliff, but there is no signal below.

Next, the anchor actually started the live broadcast again.

"Look, family, I saw two Spider-Mans."

"We were enthusiastic citizens once, and I just helped them call the police."

"Thank you Brother Nuanyang for the rocket reward, I'm so excited, wow, wow, this is the first time I've received a rocket!"

"You don't have to praise me, it's what I should do."

"I've been helpful since I was a child, and I was rated as one of the top 10 children in kindergarten."

"Thank you Lady Vera for the castle reward, my God, I can't imagine it's a reward I can have. The goddess Vera is absolutely beautiful and kind. ”

"Guess how these two fell?"

"What? Die for love! It makes sense. ”

"Alas, we who don't understand the torment of love and hatred, still think that martyrdom is just an old rumor."

"We have also witnessed a legend!"

Bai Shanshan was speechless for a while when she saw the output of this broken mouth anchor chattering on it.

"I said this little brother, I'm still hanging here, help me figure out a way!"

Xu Bo'an has been hanging on the cliff wall for a while.

Bai Shanshan asked herself if she had changed to herself, she would have run out of strength a long time ago, not to mention that she still had a hundred catties of weight.

The anchor covered the microphone and said in a helpless tone: "I also want to help, but I really don't have the ability." ”

Bai Shanshan suggested: "Is there a rope?" Hang a rope down. ”

Although the arm injury didn't take much strength, it was still okay to tie the rope.

As long as you can tie yourself and Xu Bo'an together, according to Xu Bo'an's ability, you can climb up.

Xu Bo'an quickly rejected Bai Shanshan's suggestion.

"No, he can see us both on the slope, but if the rope hangs, it will have to be lowered from the top of our heads. The big rock above our heads is in the way, and the rope can't get down. ”

Xu Bo'an's words were only said to Bai Shanshan, and the voice was not loud, so the anchor didn't hear Xu Bo'an's words.

Hearing Bai Shanshan's suggestion, the anchor's eyes lit up and said, "Yes, I have a tow rope, I'll go get it for you." ”

Anyway, trot all the way.

"Family, we're going to save people now. Incarnate as a bodhisattva who saves suffering and saves suffering, and purifies all sentient beings. ”

Soon, the anchor encountered the problem Xu Boan said.

"This rope is blocked by stones, and it can't go down at all."

"Family, who can help with ideas."

"No kidding, the stone is several meters above the ground, if I jump on it, I will send it if I accidentally jump crooked."

"Hey, the warm sun boss has a good way, use our dog to help!"

"Third child, the time to test you has come, the warm sun boss said, if you can help, I will give you a reward ticket to buy a thousand catties of dog food."

"Don't move, I'll tie your cardboard box kennel, put you on the stone first, and then you straighten the rope, I'll let you stop and stop again."

"Oh, I don't understand, right, it's okay, let's take our time. Don't be afraid, the third child. Dinner with chicken thighs for you. ”

"Thank you for the castle reward. The third child died without regrets. Bah, my stinky mouth. ”

"Yes, yes, third, that's it, a little bit further down. Oops, it still doesn't work. ”

Soon, Xu Boan heard a dog barking overhead.

Then, there was a rope that staggered down, but the distance was very different, and it seemed that the dog was still unreliable!

Looking up, on the protruding big rock, a dog's tail swayed, and from time to time a dog's head was peeking down.

"Wang, I'm so scared."

Xu Bo'an suddenly found that he could actually understand the words of this dog, and he didn't have to think about it, this was the golden finger of the previous incense wish power to unlock the communication skills with animals.

These incense wishes were not consumed in vain.

Soon, shouts were heard from the top of the cliff.

"The rope is on the head, can you catch it?"

Bai Shanshan looked helplessly at the rope hanging above her head and shouted, "There is still a distance of two or three meters." ”

The anchor's voice was full of helplessness, and said, "What can I do then?" That's how long my rope is. ”

Xu Bo'an thought for a while, and suddenly said, "Wang...... Barking...... Third, you run to the wall and bite the rope, and then walk slowly along my position, and the rope will come down to me. Woohoo! Dog food for you in the morning. ”

Where could Bai Shanshan understand Xu Bo'an's beast language, she could only hear Xu Bo'an suddenly "Wangwang", and couldn't help but say: "Aren't you, do you still have the heart to tease the dog?" ”

As soon as the words fell, the dog's head on the big stone above was exposed again, and then he looked at Xu Bo'an excitedly, barking non-stop.

"Woohoo! Okay, good, I remember. ”

Xu Boan ignored Bai Shanshan's ridicule, but he couldn't help but sigh in his heart about the importance of mastering a foreign language.

"Brother above, you loosen the rope, let the dog bite the rope, and slowly lower it down."

The anchor was stunned for a moment, and said hesitantly: "No, the third child is a local dog, and he has not been trained, where can he understand these complex instructions." ”

"No problem, I think it's very clever, anyway, there is no way now, the dead horse should be treated as a live horse doctor." Of course, Xu Boan couldn't say that he could speak animal language, so he had to change his rhetoric at the moment.

The anchor was heartbroken and said, "Okay! The third child, it's up to you, bite this rope tightly, and slowly walk over and put it down. ”

As he spoke, the anchor let go.

The next moment, the dog named Lao San bit the rope hard, and then cautiously walked on the big rock towards the edge.

The rope also gradually descended, and finally, it was grabbed by Bai Shanshan in his hand.

With the rope, this matter is easy to do, Bai Shanshan quickly tied herself and Xu Bo'an firmly together, and the healthy arm wrapped around Xu Bo'an's neck hard, ready for trouble.

Soon, Xu Bo'an carried Bai Shanshan on his back, climbed up the rock step by step, and returned to the ground.

This wave of operations can make the anchors above stunned.

Then, the live broadcast room also frantically swiped the screen.

"I went, I thought it was bronze, but it turned out to be really Spider-Man."

"Hang and hang, I have seen it for a long time, that dog is also magical, I can understand this, and I will become a sperm."

"Why do I think the anchor is acting, a native dog who understands words, a master who can walk freely on the cliff with his bare hands, I think it's impossible."

The anchor glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and immediately said positively: "I swear by Xiao Sanzhi in the sky, if I act in this matter, let me ......"

Before he finished speaking, he saw a delicate face appear in his video.

Bai Shanshan limped over and thanked the anchor: "Hello, I'm Bai Shanshan of the law enforcement squadron, thank you for your help." ”

When the anchor Xiao Sanyi heard Bai Shanshan's words, he immediately said with some nervousness: "Hello officer, I'm ...... It's all what I should. It is...... Could you please explain to my sailors and tell them that you are not a to. ”

Bai Shanshan nodded, people can be regarded as saving their lives, and this little request can naturally be satisfied.

"Hello everyone, this incident just now is true, this is my ID." While speaking, Bai Shanshan showed her law enforcement card card.

"Law Enforcement Squadron! I'll go, really. ”

"Nonsense, of course it's true, I'm a local, and this beautiful policewoman spent what I've seen on TV news."

"It's really beautiful enough, it's in stark contrast to the doghead anchor."

"I'll go, the anchor's live broadcast room exploded. It's still the power of a beautiful woman. ”

Xiao San watched the crazy rise in the number of people and the non-stop gifts, his smiling eyes narrowed into a slit, and his heart was happy, and he didn't know how happy he was.

The third local dog on the side was happier than him, wagging his tail and following Xu Bo'an, jumping up and down beside the pickup truck.

Xu Boan smiled and took down all the high-end dog food that the old cat bought for his pet dog on the pickup truck, and opened it for the third child to eat.

The third child was called happy, and the "Wangwang" kept calling, which instantly attracted the attention of the two people who were talking not far away.

Only then did Bai Shanshan realize that the one who chased after her and "flashed" herself off the cliff was actually Xu Bo'an!

Xu Bo'an, who was smiling and teasing the dog, suddenly felt a cold light approaching.

"You drove that pickup truck just now?"

Bai Shanshan walked over with a cold expression, and her eyes were almost bursting with fire, as if Xu Bo'an was a heinous villain.

(End of chapter)