Chapter 12: The Buddha
In front of the screen, Lu Xiaoning directly set up the microphone in front of the subwoofer.
Although the Beidou curse sounds good, it is played on a loop with a subwoofer, and the volume is also turned on to the maximum, and it bombards directly at your ears, how many can withstand it?
A few minutes can you hold on, but how many hours?
Just consume, aren't you Li Siye very good, see how long you can carry it.
After setting up the microphone, Lu Xiaoning directly picked up the phone and turned it black.
Let's not rush, we have time to play slowly and see who can play whom.
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Li Siye was indeed still coaxing at the beginning, and even shouted.
"That's all there is to it? With a few spells, you want to kill me? ”
"Demonic, come out, have the ability to show your original form, and fight me for ten rounds!"
"Are you going to just hide in the shadows and pretend to be a ghost? You have the ability to come out, come out! ”
"Demonic, don't hide if there's a kind, you come out, you come out, the demon comes out!"
Gradually, Li Siye became agitated, and was repeatedly bombarded by a voice in his ears for a long time, which was really hurt, and Li Siye was about to be unable to bear it no matter how strong his concentration was.
"Demonic, don't come out with me yet!"
"Get out of my ears!"
"Bewitching, don't make noise in my ears!"
"Demonic, if you don't come out again, you will take the dog's life!"
In the end, Li Siye began to pull out his horizontal knife and wave it indiscriminately.
Cen Shen and more than a dozen Anxi troops hurriedly retreated.
It would be a loss if he was mistakenly beheaded by the anxious Li Yuanjun.
Li Siye brandished a horizontal knife and yelled in the lobby.
However, the Big Dipper curse still sounded in his ear.
Obviously listening to the spell that can calm people's minds, listening to Li Siye's ears is tantamount to the noise of Chang'an West City, almost making him feel his head explode.
Cen Shen and they are also helpless about this.
You can't cut off Li Yuanjun's ears and take out that demon, right?
Besides, even if you cut off Li Yuanjun's ears, you can see the demon?
They didn't see anything when the incantation sounded.
They are also very helpless about this kind of invisible and intangible things.
Time passed little by little, and more and more soldiers of the Anxi Army rushed to hear the news.
On the surface, he cares about Li Siye, the town guard, but in fact, he still looks at the excitement.
It is said that three hundred years ago, Lu Xiujing Lu Tianshi went down to earth, and because of a trivial matter, he had a conflict with Li Yuanjun, and then recited a mantra to punish Li Yuanjun, how could this kind of thing be missed?
In the end, even the king of Khotan's younger brother, Wei Chi Yao, heard the news and rushed over.
Yu Chiyao even called a few monks to chant the Buddha and chant the Buddha to exorcise evil spirits for Li Siye.
However, Li Siye was even more irritable when he heard it, because the Taoist Beidou curse in his ears did not disappear, but there were more chanting of monks in the hall of Xingyuan, which was really an internal and external attack, which made him even more devastated.
"Don't read it, don't read it, don't read it!" Li Siye wanted to cover his ears but didn't dare.
Because after covering his ears, the bewitching Beidou curse became even more grandiose, and it also made him even more broken.
"This demon is so powerful, Li Yuanjun is patient for the time being, the magic power of several masters invited by Xiao Wang is as deep as the sea, and the Tripitaka Sutra is a true treasure of Buddhism, and it will be able to control this demon." Wei Chiyao said good words to comfort Li Siye.
After speaking, he said to a few stupid monks: "Continue to recite the Tripitaka, continue to recite!" ”
A few monks knocked on the wooden fish again and continued to recite the Tripitaka Sutra, oh Mo Mi coax Mo Mi coax......
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Lu Xiaoning went to the village to eat a bowl of noodles and then returned to the computer, and found that there were a few more monks in the hall of Xingyuan who were chanting scriptures and praising the Buddha, and he was immediately happy, you are playing with a big knife in front of Guan Gongmen, see how I clean you up.
Immediately called up the speech synthesizer from the mobile phone, and entered the text to synthesize the incineration of Mr. Zhu Longguang.
Then pause the Big Dipper spell and bring your phone to the microphone to play the incineration you just synthesized.
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Sadorama joined the Tripitaka with his left hand and tapped the wooden fish with his right hand, and several disciples were reciting the Tripitaka diligently, when a rumbling chanting suddenly sounded in the air above his head.
"A bold rebel, as a member of Buddhism, dares to help and abuse."
The sound of the wooden fish stopped abruptly, and Sadorama looked up at the sky above him in amazement.
The monks of Khotan can understand the official language of the Tang Dynasty, after all, this is a business need, but what surprised them was that the Bodhisattva also spoke the official language of the Tang Dynasty.
A few small monks behind Sadorama, as well as the Anxi army watching from the periphery of the hall, also looked at each other.
Cen Shen was also stunned, what's going on? There was a Taoist Heavenly Master Lu Xiujing before, and now there is a Buddhist Bodhisattva? Are there really gods in the world?
At this time, the only person who feels relaxed may be Li Siye.
Because the monk no longer recited the Tripitaka, the Taoist Beidou mantra in the ear hole also stopped.
Sadorama was stunned for a while before he trembled and asked in the official dialect of the Tang Dynasty, "Dare to ask, which Bodhisattva's Dharma is here?" ”
After a long while, the rumbling burning sound sounded again: "I am the Buddha of the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven, and I heard that the Taoist Lu Xiujing Heavenly Master said that there are my Buddhist disciples in Khotan who have bullied him, so Erte came to inspect, I don't want to have a Buddhist disciple who is so arrogant, can you be guilty?" ”
"The Buddha is above, and the disciple is guilty."
Sadorama was so frightened that he quickly fell to his knees.
Several apprentices were also lying on the ground and shivering.
It turned out to be the Buddha, and I met the Buddha.
The Buddha has appeared, and the Buddha has appeared.
The Anxi army outside the lobby also knelt on the ground.
Since Wu Zhou, there have been more and more people in the Tang Dynasty who believe in Buddhism.
But even if you don't believe in Buddhism, you're kneeling at the moment.
First is the Taoist Lu Tianshi, and then the Buddha, this situation and this scene, you can't believe it.
If Cen Shen hadn't repeatedly recited the Holy Ancestor in his heart, he would have knelt on the ground with Anxi Army.
Even Li Siye is also a little confused at the moment, could it be that Fang Cai is really not a great demon eater, but Lu Xiujing Heavenly Master, who became an immortal three hundred years ago? Could it be that he really offended a Taoist celestial master?
"Just be convicted." The air once again sounded the burning voice of the Buddha, "In the future, you should recite more scriptures, visit the Zen machine, do not collect incense money from believers, and do not persuade believers to worship the holy land of Buddhism in three steps and one bow in nine steps, such acts are great sins, and will also damage the merits of Buddhism, you should remember, remember, remember......"
The rumbling sound of burning slowly drifted over everyone's heads, gradually fading away until it was inaudible.
Sadorama's face showed a solemn appearance, and he took a few disciples to kowtow a few times in the direction of the Buddha's distance, then got up and said, "Disciple, follow the Buddha's teachings. ”
Li Siye withdrew his gaze from outside the hall, and was about to catch his breath when the Beidou Divine Curse suddenly sounded in his ears again.
"Don't read it, don't read it, don't read it again!" Li Siye immediately turned over and knelt on the ground, and said repeatedly, "Master Lu Tianshi, Li Siye has already known that he was wrong, don't read it again." ”
The Big Dipper curse that had just sounded really stopped.
After a while, Lu Tianshi's voice sounded: "Li Siye, do you know your mistake?" ”
This time, the voice was not in Li Siye's ear holes, but in the sky above the lobby.
Although it is not as loud and majestic as the Buddha's burning voice, it also has its own majesty.
The soldiers of the Anxi Army, who had just gotten up, quickly fell to their knees again, and Sadorama also hurriedly clasped his hands together.
This Taoist Lu Tianshi is really amazing, and he can summon the Buddha of the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven.
"Heavenly Master, Li Siye has already known his mistake." Li Siye said sincerely, "Li Siye has no eyes, so he offended Lu Tianshi, and asked the Heavenly Master to have a large number of them, sparing Li Siye's experience, Li Siye will definitely take refuge in the Taoist Gate in the future, and enshrine Lu Tianshi's tablet in the Ming Hall at home, and worship in the morning and dusk." ”
"There is no need to worship the tablet, this Heavenly Master hates this kind of red tape the most." Lu Tianshi said in a deep voice, "As a military general of the Tang Dynasty, you should remember one sentence, and the soldiers of the Anxi Army should also remember this sentence, those who are soldiers are used to protect the people, and if they can't even protect the people, then what kind of soldiers are they and what kind of battles are they fighting?" ”
"Whoa!" Li Siye sang with his hands and said solemnly, "Siye respectfully obeys the teachings of the Heavenly Master. ”
"We will follow the teachings of the Heavenly Master." Outside the hall, the soldiers of the Anxi Army also knelt down.
Cen Shen still did not kneel, but only silently recited the Holy Master in his heart.
Lu Tianshi asked again: "So, do you save or not save the Khotanese army in Cyruburg?" ”
"Whoa!" Li Siye sang again, "Be saved!" ”
"Although I offended the eunuch and lost the emperor's trust, I have no regrets?"
"Although I offended the eunuch and lost the emperor's trust, I have no regrets!"