Chapter 198: Pig Chaser VS Thor's Hammer

Xu Bo'an has been observing the situation here for a long time.

When he saw Guo Jinglong's disgusting performance, he had already wanted to teach Guo Jinglong a lesson.

At this time, seeing that Ma Han had already started, he naturally wanted to cooperate with Ma Han to fix Guo Jinglong, which could be regarded as very happy.

As for the lighter on the lighter, it was one of the small toys that Xu Boan often played with his friends when he was a child.

When the pulley lighter was updated and replaced with an electric lighter, Xu Boan and his friends were happy to disassemble the electric lighter in the disposable lighter as a small toy to play tricks on each other.

In order to find that thing, Xu Boan dismantled the lighter at home a lot, and he was trained a lot for it.

After all, natural gas was not widely used at that time, and many people had to use combustibles such as firewood for cooking.

This has to rely on matches and lighters to ignite the fire, especially after the gradual withdrawal of matches from the market, every household basically has a lighter in order to cook.

When I was ready to smoke, there was no fire, but I was able to overcome it.

But if you suddenly find that there is no fire when you are cooking, you can definitely kill a person!

After all, you can't let the whole family overcome hunger and choose not to eat, right?

Therefore, Xu Bo'an plays this kind of lighter, which is simply perfect.

It is easy to pry open a disposable lighter with the tip of a pen, of course, Xu Boan used his fingernails when he was a child, which is a pain.

As long as you knock on the cap of the lighter's outlet, you can easily open the lighter's press button, and then you get a "fairy weapon" that can produce lightning in the eyes of a villain.

Originally, Xu Boan happened to light a cigarette, and after seeing the lighter, he thought of using a lighter to "punish" Guo Jinglong to create the illusion that he was punished by God.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Ma Han became powerful, Guo Jinglong directly wilted, and the words were hurried to the "five thunders in the sky".

If there is no lightning at this time, I am sorry for this wonderful atmosphere.

In the eyes of the villains, I saw that as soon as Guo Jinglong, the boastful rookie vice president, finished speaking, a thunderbolt flashed in the air.

Well, it's damned, even God can't stand it.

Guo Jinglong was even more frightened and shrunk his neck, almost like he was about to cry, and explained again: "I...... I'm telling the truth, and I'm ...... Absolutely no lie! ”

As soon as the words fell, another thunderbolt flashed.

The second thunderbolt exploded on the mountain in the distance, and in an instant, the mountain rock cracked, rolled in all directions, and flew out.

A single lighter, of course, is not so powerful.

Xu Bo'an stepped in, grabbed and released two or three fingers on the mountain at will, and the effect came out.

With the atmosphere created in rainy weather, this scene is impossible not to think about it.

"This ...... Lord Guo bragged and blew it over? How did he become a thousand! ”

"Vice President Qian, pay attention to this sub-word. This guy doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, he relies on his father, and finally he was punished by God. ”

"Hey, God can't stand it anymore, it's just a little crooked, if you hit him, hehe!"

"Shhh

"Hey, anyway, he also said, let us save Lord Wang immediately, whether Lao Tzu can survive today is two words, and I'm afraid that he will be a bird."

"That's right, God is angry in this situation right now, does it not matter if he dares to speak? When the time comes, the enemy will be outnumbered, and life and death will be unpredictable! Even if you fight for these two hundred catties, you have to save Lord Wang. ”

The soldiers on the side whispered, and it was okay.

Strictly Shouyi, as the general manager, naturally does not dare to talk nonsense.

Even if he looks down on Guo Jinglong in his heart, he still has to have the concern of his subordinates for his superiors.

Worried about the bad impact of this matter, Yan Shouyi had to continue to persuade: "Ma Han, let go of Lord Guo, Lord Guo is dignified, he has already promised to save Lord Wang, and he will definitely not be untrustworthy." ”

Ma Han said sharply: "The surname is Guo, what do you say?" ”

Guo Jinglong was almost delirious by these two thunderbolts.

If the first thunderbolt is a coincidence, how can the second be explained?

Even Guo Jinglong wondered if it was because he had done too many bad things that he was prepared by God to punish him.

In order to be promoted over the years, he has done a lot of dirty things to take credit and fabricate wars, and there are even more actions to deceive and conceal them.

Under the shocking effect of the second thunderbolt, Guo Jinglong only felt that the crotch of his pants suddenly became hot and humid, and he couldn't help but be afraid, and peed his pants nervously.

The legendary scared pee!

In this way, under the interweaving of various emotions such as fear, shame, fear, and facelessness, the selfish little Jiujiu in his heart has already run away from the clouds.

If he doesn't agree to them now, I'm afraid that before my father sends someone to rescue, I will already be dead, and it will be a shameful way.

At this moment, he just wanted to end it all quickly.

Guo Jinglong said with tears in his eyes and snot: "Yes, yes, you decide for yourself, it is not appropriate for me, as a foreign official, to meddle in the internal resolutions of Shanyang County." ”

Guo Jinglong just now had a strong posture of crushing people at the level of the official university, but at this moment, he has become an outsider who will not meddle in things.

Sure enough, some people just eat hard and don't eat soft.

Ma Han removed the dagger on Guo Jinglong's neck and reprimanded angrily: "The surname Guo, offending Shangguan, I did something wrong, I know that I violated the laws of Dajing, and the crime is unforgivable!" But I'm going to put my words here today, Mahan, I do things by myself! If I can come back alive and want to kill or chop, just listen to it! ”

Guo Jinglong was already frightened, and he didn't even dare to answer, panting for breath by himself, and sat limp on the ground.

Mahan turned to the group of soldiers and shouted, "Brother who is willing to go out of the city to rescue the lord of the dynasty, come with me!" ”

After that, Ma Han didn't look at Yan Shouyi, and walked towards the city tower in a hurry.

There's no way, the less contact with Yan Shouyi about this matter, the better, if you are polite to Yan Shouyi again, he will track it down in the future, and Yan Shouyi will be to blame!

"Count me in!" Li Qingshi immediately responded and followed behind Ma Han.

"Count me in!"

"And me!"

For a while, dozens of soldiers spoke one after another.

It's a long story, but it's just a blink of an eye.

From Ma Han holding Guo Jinglong hostage and forcing him to let go, there was probably a time for Guo Jinglong to pee.

This side is busy dealing with internal contradictions, and the persecution of the dynasty by the enemy army under the city walls is still going on.

"Listen to me, I will only give you a pillar of incense, if the time is up, you still don't open the city gate, you Wang will wait on crutches."

The people under the city shouted vigorously, but a new Aoki Banner soldier in the city who followed Guo Jinglong was full of doubts.

"Hey, brother, why don't those guys in the city attack the city by themselves, why do they always clamore for us to take the initiative to open the city gate."

Another soldier of the Aoki Banner who came with him also echoed: "That's it, I also think it's weird, Lao Tzu has been fighting for so many years." I've never seen such a strange siege! Neither scolding the battle for battle, but directly attacking it, what kind of bird words are being said. ”

A soldier from Shanyang Ling next to him said mysteriously: "Brother, you just came here and didn't know that our city is protected by a fairy grandfather." ”

The Aoki flag soldier was stunned and said, "What? What, you! If there are immortals, what kind of battle do you want us people to fight, go home and farm, how good it is for wives and children to have hot kang heads. ”

Shanyang ordered another soldier to support his brother, saying, "What he said is true, the gang under the city also attacked before, but guess what? Their stone-throwing siege machines couldn't hit it at all, and before the stone smashed on the city wall, it was blocked by the immortal grandfather's immortal method. They can't do it, it must be the leader above them who made their siege task tight, so they have to scold like this. You can't just do nothing. ”

He really said this like a blind cat encountering a dead mouse, and he answered correctly.

"Crazy. How is this possible. The Aoki soldiers apparently didn't believe in this statement.

Shanyang ordered the soldiers to laugh and said, "What? Don't believe it! You also came in from the outside, think about it, most of us are half-hangers, facing the professional veterans under the city wall, if it weren't for the blessing of the fairy grandfather, we would have been able to hold on until now? ”

The soldiers of Aoki Banner suddenly felt that it made sense.

The besieging enemies downstairs are of the same origin as them, and he has even seen many of them.

At this moment, although they are attacking the city under the banner of reversing the scenery and recovering the beams, the weapons and equipment they use, and the strategies and tactics they use are all the skills they learned before.

According to the normal situation, it is very difficult for these half-people upstairs to fight against the veteran soldiers downstairs.

But they just persevered.

And at present, the gang of people downstairs really don't dare to attack the city, but they are grinding foreign workers far away from the city wall, as if they have to shout and scold the formation, which can be regarded as some action.

When a discerning person sees this kind of scene, he knows that it is not sincere at all, but it is made for the people above.

……

This really made these defenders on the city wall guess correctly.

Those people downstairs were also helpless.

The strongest siege equipment, the catapult, the catapult, was used, but the wool was useless.

Not only could the stones not be smashed, but even the siege equipment flew away

When they saw one of their siege engines flying into the sky and disappearing inexplicably, they were already frightened.

If it weren't for the well-trained professional soldiers, the people who were besieging the city would have run away a long time ago.

What the hell is this!

After so many years of fighting, it can be regarded as a well-informed experience of a lot of strange things.

But the inexplicability of this thing in broad daylight is still a little terrifying.

After all, what flies away today is an item, and tomorrow it may be yourself!

Who can you not be afraid of this!

After they sent the retreat report to Shangfeng, Shangfeng didn't believe their nonsense at all.

It is also a deceptive trick to say anything, so that they must continue to attack the city, otherwise they will be dealt with on the charge of battlefield disobedience!

In this way, who would dare to retreat! What is the concept of battlefield disobedience, it is a punishment to cut off the head.

Although they did not dare to retreat openly in order not to be beheaded, they did not dare to rashly attack the city again, so they had to open their mouths and curse again far away, so that they could run away immediately in case of emergencies.

And the dynasty that was arrested earlier became the only bargaining chip in their hands.

Therefore, after discovering that the dynasty could not be persuaded to surrender, these people simply pulled the dynasty out and used it as a hostage.

At this moment, hearing the rebels' shouting, Wang Chao sneered: "Don't shout, it's useless, didn't you say it, it's Guo Jinglong who is guarding the city upstairs!" I've only heard of this man, I think you are more familiar with him than I am, he is famous for his greed for life and fear of death, do you think he will put himself in danger for me? ”

"Don't talk nonsense, Dynasty, do you think we are willing to toss like this, it's not because this place is very evil, it's really hell, when we attacked the city a few days ago, our stones couldn't be smashed into it, not to mention, our siege engines flew away inexplicably, it's really alive, watching that thing fly away in broad daylight." The soldiers guarding the dynasty still have lingering palpitations when they talk about it.

Wang Chao's heart moved, and he thought of something in an instant.

Then he laughed and said: "You don't care about the lives of the people, you start a war, and even God can't stand it, so I punish you." ”

The rebel soldiers guarding the dynasty angrily rebuked the dynasty and said: "Punish a fart, who are you fooling, we are not more upright than you?" We are the military garrison of the Dajing Dynasty, and you are just a layman who has become a monk halfway, and you are using you to educate us! ”

Wang Zhengse said: "Hmph, you also know that you are the military army of the Dajing Dynasty?" I'm not thin on you, right, I've never been short of food, right? But you have done such a great rebellion. ”

The guard sneered: "Don't talk nonsense, we are people in the army, and the most important thing is to obey orders." We don't need you to tell us to do things here. ”

"That is, don't think about brainwashing us, we are not the rebels of the White Cotton Sect, we are not so easy to be deceived, and God, you are still a fairy!" Another man who was guarding him also spoke up.

Wang Dynasty nodded, and said seriously: "You're right, it's really a fairy manifestation." ”

When the guard heard this, he looked at it and laughed, and then suddenly his face was stunned, and he said: "Dynasty, your kid is still hard-mouthed when he is dying, and he really beats himself like an iron, come on, brother, when the time comes, let's remove one of his legs!" ”

With that, he saw another guard raise his spear and smash it into the king's leg.

The spear in the guard's hand weighed more than ten catties.

If this stick goes down, it will definitely not be as simple as hurting the muscles and bones, it will definitely break!

However, just when the guard felt that the spear had been raised to a certain height and was about to smash it towards the king's leg, he suddenly found that his spear could not move.

When I looked up, I saw that the spear was still stagnant in the air, and I couldn't move it if I wanted to, as if it was fixed there.

"What are you grinding, do it quickly." Another guard urged his companion.

The guard who had problems with the spear pointed at the spear with an ugly face and said, "Something is wrong, it's ...... Suddenly it couldn't move. ”

Another guard said impatiently: "Don't you talk nonsense, it's not in your hands, you don't smash yourself...... Let go! ”

The warden was halfway through his words when he suddenly changed his voice.

I wanted to remind my companion to let go, but it was too late.

In his eyes, as he spoke, a thunderbolt actually slashed from the sky, and appeared above his companion's head with great accuracy.

The next moment, the guard, who was holding the spear aloft, felt a tingling sensation come from him, and then he went limp, lying on the ground unconscious.

The discharge is naturally Xu Boan.

After all, the dynasty is also an old acquaintance, saved.

That's why he struck an electric shock to the guards of the dynasty, but just once, the guard villain fainted with intuition.

Seeing this, the other guard dared to stay here, and immediately turned around and dragged the dynasty back to the camp.

I pulled hard, but I didn't expect the dynasty to move.

"Dynasty, what do you want to do? If you don't cooperate, I'll destroy you. The guard rebuked.

As soon as the words fell, I saw that the dynasty that was originally about the same height as himself suddenly grew taller, directly taller than himself, and then half of his body, and then half of his body.

Sensing the strangeness, the soldiers guarding the dynasty took a closer look, only to find that the dynasty had not grown taller, but that the dynasty had suddenly flown up in front of his eyes.

When it really flies, it's the same as the siege engine that disappeared that day.

As for Wang Dynasty himself, he only felt empty under his feet, and then left the ground, but there was a sense of oppression on his shoulders.

The dynasty knew that someone was grabbing his shoulder.

"Grandpa Mountain God, thank you for your help! The dynasty is grateful! ”

The dynasty had already guessed that it was the mountain god grandfather who saved him.

He thought of it from the time the soldier guarding him said that he had seen the hell.

After all, he has been blessed by the mountain god grandfather several times, and he is no stranger to it.

Xu Bo'an didn't care about the dynasty, and casually put the dynasty in the city, Xu Bo'an immediately moved his eyes to the real world, picked up the phone and called the office.

"Hey, Liu Quan, find a way to find an electric baton!"

Xu Boan found that although the lighter was easy to use, the power was too small.

This brings to mind electric batons, which can also be discharged.

That kind of electric baton Xu Bo'an has used, and when it is discharged, adults have to twitch and be powerless to resist under a blow.

If you start this electric baton in the bonsai and discharge, it will definitely be a thunder group within a radius of 100 meters!

It's not like a lightning bolt!

Moreover, when this thing is powerful, it also looks like it has a face.

You can't always be a fairy to appear, every time you simply use your bare hands, only rely on the big mudra to fall from the sky this kind of clumsy ability!

Soon, Liu Quan, the newly appointed person in charge of the office, personally delivered something in the shape of an electric baton.

But Xu Bo'an looked at it, but found that it was not an electric baton at all.

Xu Bo'an also knew the electric batons, and the brother of one of his classmates was a professional security company, which was a subordinate unit of the law enforcement team back then, and was equipped with a regular law enforcement team to distribute standard electric batons.

That classmate once played at school in order to show off.

There are only two types of electric batons, one is similar to the arm strength bar, and the other is similar to the flashlight, both of which are quite lean, and they look solemn at first glance.

And this thing in front of me not only has a handshake handle, but also has two and various protrusions at the top, like the long-handled clamp that a cleaner picks up garbage in his hand.

Liu Quan, who was holding this thing, had a flattering smile on his face: "Mr. Xu, hehe, the electric baton thing is not good, and it is not allowed to buy and sell casually!" Zhao Jianming and Master Zhao of the canteen happen to have a pig chaser, this thing and the electric baton are the same principle, do you need it? ”

As he spoke, Liu Quan pressed the button and activated the pig chaser in his hand.

The next moment, the two protrusions at the top of the pig herder suddenly emitted a dazzling white arc, which was amazingly electric!

Wow, cow!

That's what you want, that's it!

Pig chaser, hehe, in our hands, it is an immortal weapon that controls thunder and lightning!

Mjolnir, but that's it!

(End of chapter)