Chapter 268: Mistaken
When Xu Boan heard this, he suddenly couldn't cry or laugh.
"What? Rune paper! Xu Bo'an was stunned, a little incredulous.
"That's right, that kid confessed that he came to curse you, and was going to burn and curse you outside the door of your apartment, but we happened to step up the patrol, and he drank and came to hide in the tool room when he hid from us and accidentally fell asleep. It wasn't until we found out that we came to our senses. ”
Okay, Qi Xiaoqiang still hasn't made much progress! It's still the same as if there is more than enough to do.
It's just that their family is terrified!
They are already very kind, and they are still so ignorant.
In order to deal with himself, now he can think of any yin trick and damage trick, and even used such a strange method!
Rune paper!
Good guy, you're going to have to stab the villain next, right?
What kind of non-mainstream players are they!
Xu Boan said in a deep voice: "Okay, I know, let's actively cooperate with the police investigation, and everything will be handled according to the normal process."
"I understand Mr. Xu, then you are busy, I won't bother you." Liu Quan said softly, and at the same time rejoiced in his heart, his initiative to report to Mr. Xu seems to be very correct!
Xu Boan hung up the phone in an indifferent tone.
At this moment, Qi Xiaoxue's family is arguing.
"Why doesn't my brother answer the phone! I don't know if it's done. Qi Xiaoxue looked at the TV with some uneasiness, and she could switch between several channels in less than a minute.
Zhao Hongxia was not worried at all and said: "Hehe, how can such a small matter not be done, your brother is not a three-year-old child." ”
Qi Xiaoxue said puzzledly: "Then why hasn't he come back yet?" ”
Zhao Hongxia said proudly: "Hey, you don't know this, didn't your brother find a partner before, I heard that the conditions at home are quite good, her family is sick in the past few days, your brother must be going to offer his courtesy." If this girl can marry back to our family, your brother will have to work hard for at least twenty years. ”
Qi Xiaoxue said dissatisfiedly: "Even if that's the case, he doesn't know how to report the news after this kid is done!" ”
Zhao Hongxia said: "Just put your heart in your stomach, boy, it's normal to be careless, and you don't take it seriously." ”
Qi Xiaoxue said worriedly: "Mom, did you say that the rune paper works?" That thing can really make Xu Bo'an die good to me! ”
Zhao Hongxia lowered her voice mysteriously and said: "Hey, you can rest assured, it was the master of the Three Pagoda Temple who opened the light, I also asked for some unlucky charms for you Aunt Zhao to use before, how unlucky she has been over the years, you have also seen it." ”
"What? Aunt Zhao? This...... Aren't you good girlfriends, why are you still ......" Qi Xiaoxue was extremely shocked.
Zhao Hongxia rolled her eyes and said, "What do you know about this girl, she always shows me that her daughter is married well, and my two ears are about to hear the calluse."
How about now? Her daughter is not a single mother at a young age, and it is not easy to find a second marriage with a drag oil bottle, compared to you, you don't have a drag oil bottle, which is much better. ”
Qi Xiaoxue frowned and asked, "The rune paper of the Three Pagoda Temple...... It's so effective! ”
Zhao Hongxia said conceitedly: "Of course it has an effect, this thing is popular, you don't know how difficult it is for me to grab this opportunity." ”
Qi Xiaoxue asked in a somewhat skeptical tone, "Best-selling?" All bought with money? Will that work! ”
Zhao Hongxia hurriedly said: "What money is not money." Don't talk nonsense, it's incense money, it's not money, it's fate! ”
Qi Xiaoxue nodded and said, "Okay, okay, what you say is what it is, I mean this thing is really reliable, right?" Why am I so bottomless? ”
Zhao Hongxia said in an affirmative tone: "Absolutely reliable!" It's very effective. Didn't we have a conflict before, I went to the Three Pagoda Temple to ask the master for a signature, which eased the relationship between the two of us. ”
Qi Xiaoxue said with a somewhat strange expression: "What? Asking for a signature? Obviously, I was afraid that you would be angry and hurt your body, so I took the initiative to apologize to you and make peace, what does it have to do with what you said about asking for a signature. ”
Zhao Hongxia asked proudly: "Hmph, how do you know that if I didn't ask for the effect, you would take the initiative to bow your head?" Think about it, you girl was so stubborn in the past, why is she not so stubborn this time? It's all for a reason. ”
Qi Xiaoxue fiddled with her hair unnaturally, it seemed that what she said made sense!
PUA and this kind of thing are always gradual.
Qi Xiaoxue has slowly believed it, at least even if it is fake, she has no big loss.
Think of the miraculous effects of the Bad Luck Charm.
Qi Xiaoxue's face turned cold, and she gritted her teeth and said: "Mom, do we still have that bad luck charm at home, give me some to use, I have to make the fox spirit who pestered Xu Boan also unlucky!" If it weren't for her, maybe Xu Bo'an wouldn't have been so ruthless to me. ”
Zhao Hongxia said with a fluttering eyebrow: "Of course there is, this kind of good thing, how can you do it without a little inventory." You wait! I'll get you, and I'll have to make that vixen pay. ”
After rummaging through the cabinets for a long time, after a while, Zhao Hongxia's face changed.
She held a new stack of yellow rune paper, which was plasticized in a plastic wrapper.
Looking at the brand-new rune paper, Zhao Hongxia muttered to herself: "It's not good, it's not good, your brother seems to have taken it wrong."
Qi Xiaoxue was stunned, and subconsciously asked, "What?" What was taken wrong. ”
Zhao Hongxia said anxiously: "Didn't your brother drink yesterday, I was afraid that he couldn't remember clearly, so I emphasized it to him, to use the rune paper in the drawer on the left, don't use the right one, the one on the right is the unlucky one, and it will make people unlucky if you use it." But...... But now all that's left is the new rune paper I got back. ”
Qi Xiaoxue's eyes widened and said, "Huh? Do you mean, Qi Xiaoqiang took the bad luck charm and gave it to Xu Bo'an? ”
Zhao Lixia shook the rune paper in her hand, and said tremblingly: "It should be, I only have this new rune paper here, this is the marriage talisman I just begged for!" ”
Qi Xiaoxue instantly felt a hint of coolness.
"No, I have to go to him, don't make any trouble."
As soon as the voice fell, Zhao Hongxia's phone rang.
"Hey, hello, is it Ms. Zhao Hongxia?"
"That's right, it's me, who are you."
"Hello Ms. Zhao, my side is the law enforcement team of the Social Security Administration, Qi Xiaoqiang is your son, something happened to him here, you have to come over."
"What? What's wrong with my son! Zhao Hongxia shouted loudly with red eyes.
The already messy home is in chaos again.
……
Because he was worried about the things in the bonsai, Xu Boan quickly finished the meal.
Chen Pingping went to the kitchen to wash the dishes and clean up, and Xu Boan returned to his study.
After summoning the bonsai, his eyes quickly moved, and he found the cave of the pangolin found earlier, and he saw the details of the cave with his divine power.
It's still the dazzling diamonds, and the glittering golden sign inside is still there.
This little guy, not to mention anything else, just with his little diamond savings, according to the market price of Xu Bo'an's real world, this can be rich, and he really deserves to be a guy with treasure hunting expertise.
In the cave, the pangolin beast is no longer there, and those monkeys are not around here, so they must have moved the place again, but this is also a good thing, which is convenient for Xu Bo'an to get the brand.
Xu Bo'an immediately flew with his men, and in a short time, he dug a passage to the cave of the Pangolin Beast.
With a careful pinch, he took out the glittering golden sign.
It's just that as soon as he started, Xu Boan found that this golden brand was actually cast of pure gold!
The material and craftsmanship of the gold medal are extremely exquisite, and there is a pattern and mark engraved on it that Xu Bo'an does not recognize, but it looks very unusual.
"Gold Medal for Avoiding Death!"
The font is vigorous and powerful, revealing an unmistakable majesty.
With a small amount of written knowledge, I was able to roughly discern the meaning of the words on it. Then I was immediately frightened by this gold medal.
Good guys, there's this thing in this place!
If this thing is real, it is simply too valuable.
I just don't know how this thing ended up here.
Xu Bo'an casually doubled and filled the soil back, although the traces were obvious, but the people under the ground would definitely not be able to see it.
Just thought of going underground, suddenly, Xu Boan heard a voice calling for himself.
"Grandpa Mountain God, there are rabbits, do you want them?"
Xu Bo'an looked for prestige, and saw that it was actually his own little hairy god who was contacting him.
"Of course, how did you do it?" Xu Boan asked suspiciously.
At the moment of speaking, Xu Boan had already noticed the brown bear in the bonsai, and then hurriedly narrowed his eyes and saw the two gray rabbits under the brown bear.
"Hey, hey, they just came in from somewhere else and got caught." The brown bear said triumphantly.
Xu Boan was really convinced.
Well, this guy is stupid and stupid, and the pure God appreciates it.
Xu Bo'an had been looking for a long time in the bonsai and had not met a rabbit. Not only did the brown bear come across, but there were two more at once, and they were both fat on top.
But it looks big, but it doesn't have much meat.
Although the rabbit is large and fat, the rabbit is a non-meat animal. Except for the visceral skeleton, there is actually very little meat on it.
For example, pigs and cattle are even animals that produce meat, and the overall weight and the amount of meat produced after slaughter are not too bad.
Compared with pork, sheep is an animal that does not produce meat, and a sheep of seventy or eighty catties removes various things such as viscera and fur, and the remaining meat is about thirty catties.
This is also the case with rabbits.
However, if he took back two rabbits at once, if Lu Yan wanted to ask him again in the next step, it would not be so embarrassing.
Then, Xu Bo'an took the rabbit from the brown bear's hand, broke off a new piece of ham sausage in his hand, and put it in front of the brown bear.
"Well, this is a reward for you, well done, keep up the good work! There will be more delicious rewards for you in the future! ”
Xu Boan has also started his own PUA strategy, and I have to say that sometimes this method still works.
"Thank you for the fragrant meat from Grandpa Mountain God."
As soon as the brown bear's nose moved, he knew that this was his favorite fragrant meat.
The brown bear's heart was simply happy, and he was hungry, thinking of eating something good, and the mountain god grandfather rewarded him with such delicious food.
Although rabbit meat is delicious, it is really not as good as a little ham sausage for brown bears who are tired of eating rabbit meat.
I saw that the brown bear lowered his head and was about to pick up the fragrant meat, when he saw a black shadow pass in front of him, and then, the piece of ham sausage in front of him was also gone.
The brown bear let out a roar of rage, and walked in the direction of the shadow.
Xu Bo'an knew that the black shadow was actually a pangolin, and this guy was too fierce, even if the monkey took the food, he dared to take the food from the bear's mouth.
This moment of kung fu not only provoked a bunch of monkeys.
Now the brown bear is even more offended.
The brown bear is naturally not a vegetarian, and after being strengthened by Xu Bo'an with incense and wishing power, its sense of smell and physical fitness have been greatly strengthened.
So, people saw a small animal running in front of them, a large brown bear chasing after them, and a group of monkeys seemed to be chasing after them.
Although the speed of the pangolin is not the fastest, it continues to flee by relying on its small size, flexible body and ability to make holes.
If this continues, the monkeys and brown bears will definitely not be able to catch them for a while.
Xu Bo'an saw it in his eyes, thought about it, picked up the pen holder on the side, and slammed it towards the place where the mountain beast was traveling.
As soon as the mouth of the barrel was closed, the little pangolin was caught by Xu Bo'an again.
Without waiting for the pangolin to make a hole, Xu Boan suddenly pulled out the pen holder diagonally and took the pangolin away from the ground.
This time, Xu Bo'an didn't rush to put it back on the artificial island he had built, after all, those monkeys knew that place, and the two sides were like fire and water, so it was good not to cause trouble.
"Little guy, why do you keep robbing other people's food?" Xu Boan asked with interest.
"It's delicious, it's really delicious."
Xu Bo'an carefully adjusted: "No matter how delicious it is, you can't always rob other animals of food." ”
"It's delicious, it's really delicious."
Listening to this guy's mechanical answer, Xu Boan was speechless for a while, and he lost the idea of continuing to communicate with the pangolin.
I don't know if this guy is really stupid or pretending to be stupid.
But if you make a mistake, you have to be punished, it is now an unstable factor in the bonsai, and Xu Boan doesn't want it to go back and cause trouble.
After thinking about it, Xu Boan simply came up with a more amazing move.
Xu Bo'an took the glass from which he drank water, and there was a stainless steel tea compartment inside, and there was a bulge the size of a small fingernail in the middle of the compartment.
Pour water directly into the tea compartment, and then directly put the little pangolin into it, cover the lid, and close the confinement perfectly!
The little pangolin was really a little frightened, and stayed on the small bulge in the middle of the compartment, let alone go down to try it, and didn't dare to move.
The location was about the size of the Pangolin, and the slightest movement of the Pangolin would fall into the water.
Holding the death-free gold medal in his hand, Xu Boan thought about it, and then went to the tulou to find Chen Shishi.
Chen Shishi had just finished needlework with a group of aunts and was walking towards the house, Xu Bo'an was not in a hurry, and waited for her to enter the house before speaking.
"Chen Shishi, you can recognize this thing!"
As he spoke, Xu Bo'an put the death-free gold medal into the window and put it there.
Chen Shishi's eyes lit up, and her eyes were suddenly dull, her body was blank, and she was directly stunned.
"It's ...... The legendary gold medal of Dajing to avoid death? ”
Xu Bo said with peace of mind that this girl is really knowledgeable: "Oh, you know it's better, you can help me introduce it." ”
Chen Shishi said softly: "This is the gold medal awarded by the first emperor when the Dajing Dynasty was founded, a total of 18 pieces, and it was awarded to 18 people who have made great contributions. It is said that the owner of Juxiangfang has a piece of the family that has been handed down, so it has developed in the Dajing Dynasty.
Holders of this gold medal can be exonerated of a capital offense by virtue of this gold medal, no matter how serious a crime has been committed. Hey, Grandpa Mountain God, I don't know this little word above, but I think it should be a word. ”
When Xu Bo'an heard this, he looked at the place pointed by Chen Shishi, and then was shocked by the words on it.
That word is actually a traditional Chinese character that Xu Boan is familiar with! (End of chapter)