Chapter 118: Farce
Zhou Banxia dared to say that she had the best ear, and when she heard the first sound of 'second brother', she knew that Gu Laosi ran to the outside of the wall on this side of the stove room to call people.
"I heard you!" Gu Erzhu shouted back and said with a smile, "I smell it." ”
"I'll open the door."
Gu Erlang and Gu Wenxuan said in unison, one handed the son on his lap to his daughter-in-law, and the other put down the chopsticks and slowed down, only to see them running away.
Liu shook his head, "Your uncle is a human spirit." ”
Ma Shan heard this, "Why don't I get up?" ”
"I can't do it." Liu glanced at it and knew that except for the eldest daughter-in-law, who had not yet realized the deep meaning of the child's father's words, the remaining four knew that this was not the other.
Especially her eccentric old girl, she immediately heard what her father said, and she choked with laughter at this moment.
Glared at by Liu's eyes, Gu Baoya secretly stuck out her little tongue and muttered, "The uncle follows the father, my father follows the mother, the third uncle accounts for half of each, and the uncle accounts for all." ”
It's so incisive!
Zhou Banxia almost couldn't hold back his laughter, but Quan Dang didn't hear it, quickly drank up the haggis soup in the bowl, and waited for Ma Shan, who was also in a hurry, to finish eating.
Since Gu Laosi is here, it is estimated that he will have to drink two cups, and it is not appropriate for them to share a table as nephews and daughters-in-law.
"You're smart." Liu patted his daughter, "Elder is what you can say?" No big or small, everyone who is an aunt knows no, your eldest nephew will look at you. ”
"Hehe~" Gu Baoya smiled, "I can't help but teach my eldest nephew, okay, I was wrong, I'll talk to my family, and I won't mention half a word outside." ”
Gu Wenxuan felt sorry for the only young sister who was criticized, and swallowed the food in his mouth, "Mother, it's okay, don't look at my sister is still young, she is measured."
Baoya, the three of them, you are right, but our father is not.
Our father wants to follow our milk, you are the first to be hungry, don't beat pigweed, starve you for three days. ”
"Our grandmother hurts my aunt."
Well, that's true.
The old lady's ideological realm is different from ordinary people.
She is out of the world, not rare for the dragon and phoenix fetus she gave birth to, whether it is his father or his aunt, she loves her old son and old daughter alone.
Gu Wenxuan: "That's because you're still young, and you didn't see our grandmother beating my aunt so fiercely."
It's still my aunt who is older, and it's hard to say kiss again, so our grandmother won't beat her, I don't believe you ask the eldest brother. ”
The eldest brother said that he was very embarrassed, he was such a sincere person!
Nodding slowly, "Big brother is not big at that time, why don't you wait for big brother Ming'er to help you two ask your aunt?" ”
"Huh?"
"Haha......" The little wit was also confused by the boss! Gu Wenxuan rubbed his stomach and stood up, "I'm full, I'll go back to the room first." ”
"Don't run."
"Look, the second brother didn't run, he left backwards. Okay, let's stop playing, our dad brought my uncle in, wait, listen? Gu Wenxuan opened the door.
"Looks like grandma is here too." Zhou Banxia saw that he was struggling, opened the wooden door again, and then lifted the curtain, and the heat inside ran away, "Our father said that he went to the hall." ”
Liu's face changed.
Soon, she also heard it, and the child's father deliberately reminded her loudly.
I'm really going crazy, I don't look at the time, I don't come early and deliberately rush to come!
"I guessed it." Ma Shan couldn't cry or laugh, there was really such a ridiculous thing, and her parents-in-law didn't go to the old courtyard before dark. "I'm really worried about something, what's coming."
It's called Murphy's Law, and the more you worry about something happening, the more likely it is to happen.
Seeing that her mother-in-law's face was even more wrong, Zhou Banxia had to remind, "Mother, it seems that the uncle is late to come back with pen and ink, and he said that he didn't have time to inform an uncle to come to our house together, it doesn't look like he came to find fault." ”
They dare to find fault!
Liu pursed his lips and nodded, "You two brothers went to invite them to the hall with lanterns, and when you get to the hall, Liulang, you just have to go and do your job."
I'm going to eat the snacks, Bao Ya looked at the long lock, Sanya, don't forget to keep an eye on Liulang to go to your sixth grandfather's house on time, and Hu Niu mention Sanya more.
It's cold and slippery, you all be careful, don't let the old man swallow in our house, don't let your aunt and uncle go to the wrong door and get frozen in the house. ”
Zhou Banxia was not nervous, but when she heard her mother-in-law's arrangement, she felt a little unsure.
didn't think much about it, so I quickly responded first, and then took the dishes and chopsticks in my hand.
"Second child, are you my son?"
"Who dares to say no."
Change someone, dare to go to his house to mess around, he has been tossing since he entered the door, he doesn't kick over, he doesn't have the surname Gu.
"Then what did you mean by asking Lao Tzu why he came here?"
Hah, you're really drunk? "I'm not worried that the road will be difficult to walk in the dark, and I will swallow you and my mother." Gu Erzhu coaxed angrily.
"Don't bother with your dad, your dad drank too much."
As she spoke, Mrs. Gu caught a glimpse of the two grandsons coming out of the stove room, "Put on your boots and go to your second uncle before dark."
When the fourth child came back, he drank more, and if he drank too much, he had to come in person.
I really can't be troubled by him, so I have to let your second brother carry him. ”
Gu Erlang pressed Gu Wenxuan's shoulder, and quickly stepped forward to pull up the old man Gu's hand and was about to take the pulse, but he was vigorously thrown away by the old man, and he couldn't help laughing.
"It's my grandson's fault, don't be afraid, our diagnosis is a safe diagnosis.
Let's go, it's cold outside, let's go up to the house and get warm. Daughter-in-law, make more hangover soup for our grandfather. ”
Mrs. Gu slapped Gu Erlang on the back, "What are you yelling about." ”
"It's okay, milk, my grandson can't learn well, but I can solve it if I drink too much.
It's really not good, it's not that there is still my master, just two more stitches. ”
", you son, I've drunk too much! Rokuro, what about Rokuro? Grandpa is happy today, your second grandfather is not as filial as my granddaughter-in-law.
Your father is not a filial son, not Lao Tzu boasting about his son, he is not filial, he didn't bring boots to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not popular with your second grandfather, he is a P! ”
He also said that he didn't drink too much, and he was talking nonsense. Gu Erzhu let go and looked at the sky speechlessly, what kind of sin did he do in his last life, and he was such an old man.
Gu Wenxuan couldn't help but smile and wrapped the cloak in his hand on Gu Erzhu's body, and then stepped forward, "I'm here, listen to my eldest brother, it's cold outside, I'll help you into the house first, okay?" ”
My eldest brother?
Mrs. Gu lowered her eyes.
Gu Laosi glanced at his nephew and sighed secretly, he shouldn't have come tonight, but he was afraid that he would be complained by the second brother's family again. "Dad, Rokuro is afraid that you will freeze, let's go into the house first-"
", you unfilial son!" Old Man Gu stretched out his leg to kick, and he stumbled and almost fell to the ground, so frightened that Gu Wenxuan hurriedly held on.
Almost, I was touched.
It's good to fall, and if you don't get it right, you'll have to recuperate at his house.
"Liulang, take a look, your father and your uncle are not filial, they teamed up and threw me to your uncle, and they couldn't even see the shadow of the person again."
"How do I want to say that? My father is not long, and my uncle is even younger.
The family rules and family rules are like this, for the reputation of the uncle and the elder brother, my father and third uncle can't take you and my grandmother to the family for the elderly. ”