Chapter XVIII. Play a game
Seeing the candy falling, the silly girl immediately picked it up from the ground and ate it, and then stretched out her hands to me, screaming in her mouth, with a happy smile on her face, and her feet were still bouncing. Looks like she meant to ask me to give her more. I thought to myself that the silly girl was cute, so I grabbed a few and threw them away.
The silly girl picked up all the candies from the ground and stuffed them into her mouth, which was bulging and looked very funny. I still have about half a bag of candy in my hand, and I guess at this rate, she will soon finish eating, and maybe she will have diabetes or something.
The silly girl stuffed her mouthful, but she still didn't seem satisfied, so she continued to reach out to me for candy, stuffing something in her mouth, her voice became much muffled, but she couldn't hide the joy and excitement in her heart. I saw that she was completely unsuspecting of me, so I smiled and made a "shhh" gesture to her, meaning that she should not be too loud and keep quiet. Even if she is a fool, she can still understand such a simple action. The silly girl nodded quickly when she saw it, and then stopped making a sound in her mouth.
So I reached out and grabbed a few more candies, but this time I didn't throw them to her, but put my hand into the hole in the roof, as if to reach out and hand it to her, and she also tiptoed to take the candy in my hand, but I deliberately pretended to be very hard, but I kept my hand almost a foot away from her hand, so that she kept trying to take it, but she couldn't reach it. Seeing that the silly girl was a little anxious, I retracted my hand and pointed at the silly girl first to myself, and then to the ground, meaning to say, I can't give it to you like this, I'll come down and give it to you, okay? The silly girl understood what I meant, so she nodded again and again, and ran to the side of the bed, and moved the Taishi chair for me.
I secretly laughed in my heart, no wonder others want to take our people for liars, we are too good at deceiving people. So I propped myself up and tore the hole a little bigger, so that my body could climb the beams of the house and get into the hole, and before I could get in, I turned to Da Mao and said, "You will come up after I go down, and you will come down if I let you into the house."
The roof wasn't really high, and I wouldn't have hurt myself even if I hadn't had that stool, but I couldn't bear to refuse the kindness of the silly girl, even though she was only here for the candy. Soon I jumped to the ground, and then with a smile on my face, I gave a few more candies in my hand to the silly girl, the silly girl couldn't stuff it in her mouth, I said softly to her, you eat it first and then eat the back, brother has a lot of it here.
As the saying goes, men must owe money if they are delicious, and women must be fooled if they are delicious. Isn't this stupid girl in front of you just because of a little candy? Hearing me say this, the silly girl sat down on the chair I had used to cushion her feet, and chewed it with a chirp in her mouth. I saw that she was a little funny, so I said to her, "Little sister, you sit on the edge of the bed, and there will be a big brother coming in later, and he has candy on him, okay?"
The silly girl was eating candy in her mouth, and when she heard that there was an older brother, the point was that this brother still had sugar on him, and she clapped her hands happily. So I looked up, Da Mao had already climbed to the roof, I beckoned to Da Mao, signaling that he could come down, so Da Mao took advantage of the silly girl was still chewing candy, and climbed down as agile as a monkey. After he stood up, I reached out and grabbed a handful of candy from his pocket, and then gave him the rest of the candy, and then signaled to Da Mao with my eyes, now the sugar in your hand is more important than money, save some flowers!
Da Mao probably rarely talks with young girls, and even though he knows that the other party is a fool, he still seems a little shy. After all, stupid is stupid, this girl looks pretty good-looking. I saw that Da Mao didn't know where to put his hands and feet, so I turned to the silly girl and said, "Little sister, let's play a game, okay?" After playing the game, you can have a lot of candy to eat. With that, I took the candy I had grabbed in the palm of my hand and smacked it a few times in front of the silly girl.
The silly girl has not swallowed all the candy in her mouth, and when she sees the candy in my palm, this is undoubtedly a huge temptation for her, so she reached out a little coquettishly and asked me to ask me, but I grabbed it back, and then said to her, that's not good, we have to play a fun game, you play with us, I can give you candy to eat.
The silly girl pouted, looking puffed out, but helpless. I was afraid that she would not cooperate later, so I took the lead in taking out one, handed it to her and said, now you have to be obedient, okay, play once, eat one. This trick really worked, and after the silly girl happily accepted the candy, she nodded at me, and then tried to swallow the candy in her mouth, and said to me, "Okay, okay, but you are not allowed to deceive people, I play games, and there will be candy to eat!"
Although her voice is already the voice of a mature woman, her tone and tone are very childish. I crouched down in front of her, but it was as if I was talking to a little girl of five or six years old. I saw that her face was dirty, so I walked to the water tank behind the door, found a towel and rubbed it, and then gave the towel to Da Mao, and asked Da Mao to wipe her face. Da Mao was originally a little restrained, so he was still a little resistant when I said this, I glared at Da Mao, which means that you kid don't stand stupidly, wipe my face! Why else would I let you in!
Da Mao could only obediently unfold the towel, then squatted in front of the silly girl, and reached out to wipe her face, but even if I was far away, I saw Da Mao's hand trembling slightly against the towel. And when it rubbed on the face of the silly girl, it felt completely forceless, as if tickling, and the silly girl chewed the candy in her mouth, and at the same time puffed out her eyes curiously, and looked at the big hairy face. I rolled my eyes, and then said to Da Mao, can you make some effort brother? She is not made of tofu, why do you mop the floor so vigorously at home?
Da Mao could only use a little force to wipe the sticky dust on the stupid girl's face after the sugar water solidified. Then I squatted down to the silly girl and said, come on, come on, now let's start making a game, this game is called I come to ask, you come to answer, and if you answer it, you will have candy to eat, and if you can't answer, you can't eat it.
In order to increase the silly girl's desire to eat candy, I especially said this sentence in a weird way, and I also made a special trip to spread out my palm and let the silly girl see the candy on it. The silly girl was eager to try, giggling and clapping her hands, so I asked her, "How old are you?"
It's really a matter of strategy, and you can't ask people those deep questions at the beginning, otherwise she won't find it fun in a few clicks. As soon as I finished asking this question, Da Mao sneered, as if to make fun of me for asking a stupid question, for which I had to lose a candy for nothing. I didn't pay attention to the big hair, but I saw the silly girl's eyes rolled up, stretched out her hands and began to count her fingers, and after counting for a long time, she told me with a smile that she was eighteen years old.
Eighteen years old, a few years younger than Da Mao, this is a flowery age, but fate is so unfair to others, some people have slowly begun to make their own careers at this age, some people are still groping, and some people are just a fool. The silly girl's eighteen-year-old sentence suddenly brought my mind back to the time when I had just been apprenticed for a year, when I was also young and immature, but I was not stupid.
When I heard the silly girl answer my question, I smiled and handed her a candy, then patted her head with a compliment, and told her that you are awesome, you see this game is fun, right? She smiled and nodded to me as she ate the candy, and I didn't know what was so fun about the game for her. So I said to the silly girl, now it's time for you to ask us, and you can ask whoever you want. The silly girl stretched out a finger to support the side of her mouth, looked like she thought for a long time, and then said to Da Mao, brother, are you a man or a woman?
This time it was my turn to hold back and burst out laughing. I saw the corners of Da Mao's mouth twitching, and he said with a smile, well... I'm my brother, brother... Men of course. Da Mao's answer seemed to make the silly girl very satisfied, she clapped her hands happily, and then said that she wanted to eat candy if she answered correctly! But the silly girl didn't have any candy in her hand, so Da Mao took out the bag of candy I gave him, and was about to put one in her mouth, but the silly girl grabbed Da Mao's hand, and then took Da Mao's hand and ate the candy in one gulp.
Since the candy was pinched on Da Mao's fingers, although the silly girl was eating candy, she also took Da Mao's two fingers in her mouth. Da Mao was startled at first and then withdrew his hand, probably afraid of being bitten, but seeing the innocent expression of the silly girl, he also smiled.
But I noticed that Da Mao's smiling face was flushed with red tides.