Chapter 275: My Poor Six Pounds
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On the north side of Dong'an Gate, because of the blockage of Wenhao Tower, the sun will only shine here when it is in the west, and it may also be because of this reason that it looks a little gloomy here.
The East Factory is located here.
Jiang Xia had also been to Dongchang several times before, but the relationship between Jiang Xia and Liu Jin was quite harmonious at that time, and Liu Jin would send someone to greet him at the door every time he came. Since the relationship between the two became stiff, Jiang Xia came to Dongchang for the first time, and for the sake of safety, they came with Jiang Xia, so the number of people seemed to be a little immense, and the formation was not small.
Jiang Xia and they had just walked in, and several Dongchang fans guarding the door immediately became vigilant, and one of them shouted loudly: "Come and stop, this is Dongchang, trespassing at will is tantamount to rebellion!"
Jiang Xia snorted coldly: "Go and tell your factory father, just say that the royal family dragon Tan Jiang Xia came to visit." ”
"Jiang Xia?" the Dongchang fan looked Jiang Xia up and down, probably not expecting that the person who was very famous in the Beijing Division, and could even sit on an equal footing with their factory, would be so young.
"Wait a minute, I'll report it right away. The man immediately withdrew.
The rest of the Dongchang fans still looked at Jiang Xia and them vigilantly, as if Jiang Xia was a tiger that might rush up at any time and anywhere.
In the main hall of the East Factory, Liu Jin immediately smiled after listening to the report of his subordinates: "Yo, he Jiangxia even took the initiative to come to the East Factory of the Miscellaneous Family to find the miscellaneous family. Okay, let him wait outside the door, and tell the people below that no one is allowed to let him in without an order from the miscellaneous family. ”
"Yes!" The Dongchang fan replied and then said with some concern: "Factory man, that Jiangxia has brought a lot of people, it seems that none of them are mediocre, do you think he will ......?"
"What? Does he dare to trespass on my East Factory? If he really breaks in, he can't say one, two, three, even if I Liu Jin makes trouble with the emperor, I won't be done with him. ”
"Yes!" Dongchang replied and stepped back.
Outside the East Factory, Jiang Xia had been waiting, and after waiting for about half an hour, Jiang Xia couldn't help but ask the East Factory fan who went to report.
"Did your factory father fall into the manure pit when he pooped? Why haven't you come back with a message?"
"Pay attention to what you say, if you are disrespectful to my factory father-in-law again, blame me for being rude to you. That Dongchang fanzi glared at Jiang Xia and said.
Jiang Xia snorted disdainfully, he crossed his hands on his waist and said, "Come on, come on, if you don't treat me today, you will be born to a concubine." ”
"You ......" that Dongchang Fanzi just talked about it, if he really wanted him to do something to Jiang Xia, he really didn't dare. "Hmph, I don't know as much as you. ”
Jiang Xia sneered twice, he took out a silver ingot from his arms and threw it to the Dongchang fanzi, who thought it was a secret weapon, and quickly rolled his sleeves and palms to borrow the ingots of silver.
"Silver?" The Dongchang fanzi looked up at Jiang Xia, and said with a sacred and inviolable appearance: "Don't want to bribe me with silver, I won't let you enter this door without the order of the factory official." ”
"I didn't say let me in, I wanted to test you a question, as long as you answer correctly, the money is yours. If you answer wrong, give me back the money. ”
"What's the problem?" asked the Dongchang fanzi.
Jiang Xia arranged his sleeves and asked him casually, "Do you know how many kinds of people are in this world?"
"Of course there are two kinds, men and women. That Dongchang Fanzi answered almost without thinking.
He was full of confidence and thought that he had answered correctly, and he was still secretly thinking in his heart that he thought that this Jiangxia would have a difficult problem, it turned out to be so simple, this young master, I got these few taels of silver today.
Who knew that Jiang Xia shook his head at this time and said, "You answered wrong, there are three kinds of people in this world. The first two are men and women, and that's true, but there's another one, and I'll give you a chance to add that. This kind of person was originally a man, but he was cut off the man's mark. ”
"You say eunuch?" As soon as he said that, Dongchang Fanzi's face changed, and he pointed at Jiang Xia and said, "You set me up!"
Jiang Xia laughed, clapped his hands and said, "It turns out that you also think that eunuchs are neither men nor women, I thought you would say that your father-in-law Liu is a dignified man." ”
"You ......" that Dongchang Fanzi was so angry by Jiang Xia that he couldn't speak.
Jiang Xia smiled and said, "Don't worry, when I see Gonggong Liu for a while, I will definitely tell him for what you just answered, as far as I know, Gonggong Liu doesn't seem to have a very good temper." If you have any last words, I advise you to say them now, otherwise you may not have a chance to wait for a while. ”
"You ......" that Dongchang fan wanted to be angry, but when he remembered that the most taboo thing in Liu Jin's life was to talk about his identity as a eunuch, if Jiang Xia really told Liu Jin about it after a while, then maybe his head would really have to move.
The expression on the face of the Dongchang fan quickly became thoughtful and terrifying. After thinking for a while, Dongchang Fanzi raised his head and looked at Jiang Xia, his legs were weak, and he knelt in front of Jiang Xia and said, "Jiang ...... Lord Jiang, please spare the villain's life, villain ......"
"It's just a joke with you, I just want to tell you that young people don't be too arrogant when they talk and act. Jiang Xia waved his hand lightly.
He originally just wanted to scare this Dongchang fan, but he didn't expect Liu Jin to accumulate so much power in his heart and be scared like this.
Wangwang......
Jiang Xia suddenly heard a slight dog barking, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he whispered a few words to Qian Juexing beside him.
After hearing this, Qian Juexing immediately nodded, and then retreated.
After a while, Qian Juexing ran back with something wrapped in a black cloth, and the thing was still bouncing vigorously.
When he arrived at the gate of the East Factory, he suddenly lifted the black cloth, and he was originally holding a local dog in his arms. Qian Juexing took out a soy sauce chicken leg from his arms and circled it twice under the nose of the earth dog, and then he threw the chicken leg into the gate of the East Factory.
The earth dog "Wang" barked twice, and then rushed towards the gate of the East Factory.
Jiang Xia yelled: "Mom, my dog, my dog ran into the East Factory." Brothers, come with me to find it out. ”
After speaking, Jiang Xia waved his hand, and a group of people immediately ran into the East Factory. Several fans of the East Factory didn't react, so there was no way to stop them.
After entering the East Factory, Jiang Xia happened to see the chicken leg in the mouth of the local dog. Jiang Xia pointed at it and yelled: "Six catties, don't run!"
The earth dog was immediately frightened by Jiang Xia's roar and ran away, Jiang Xia roared loudly: "Six catties of dog days, don't run!" and then chased into the courtyard of the East Factory.
When he was hiding in the study and enjoying the massage of the two maids, he suddenly heard Jiang Xia shouting. He immediately clapped his hands and said excitedly, "Great, that Jiang Xia finally broke in." The miscellaneous family beat him up this time and then escorted him to see the emperor, I believe the emperor will not say anything. ”
After speaking, Liu Jin got up very excitedly, opened the door of the study and walked out.
As soon as he walked to the playground in the backyard, he saw Jiang Xia and a large group of them running over. Liu Jin immediately shouted loudly: "Come on, where are all the people dead, everyone else has broken into our Dongchang compound!"
Dongchang Fanzi, who chased from the front yard, and Dongchang Fanzi who was in the backyard, quickly surrounded Jiang Xia and them.
Jiang Xia shouted: "Six catties, don't!" After speaking, Jiang Xia motioned to Qian Juexing and threw another chicken leg. This time, the chicken leg was thrown towards Liu Jin.
With a wave of his right hand, Liu Jin knocked the chicken leg away, and then he felt another strong wind coming towards him. Seeing that it turned out to be a dog, Liu Jin raised his hand and beat the dog to death on the ground without saying a word.
Jiang Xia's eyes immediately widened when he saw it, and he exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Oh my God, six catties, my six catties ah......" screamed, Jiang Xia rushed over and hugged the corpse of the earth dog, and cried loudly: "Six catties! Six catties! What's wrong with you, you can't die." I have been dependent on you for so many years, I have been teaching you and raising you as if you were my own flesh and blood, and you have died before you have a wife and children. God, why be so cruel to me, let me be white to send blacks"
The corners of Liu Jin's mouth immediately tugged when he saw it, and a certain ominous premonition faintly rose in his heart.
Sure enough.
At this moment, Jiang Xia suddenly looked up at Liu Jin, and his eyes were as if Liu Jin had a great enmity with him for killing his father. Jiang Xia's eyes widened, and he looked at Liu Jin with red eyes and said, "Liu Jin, why did you kill my dog?"
"Your dog?" Liu Jin glanced at the earth dog.
The earth dog was skinny, not to mention, and there was no piece of hair on his body, it was obvious that he was a stray dog with dysentery.
Liu Jin pointed to the dog and said: "Fools can see that this is a dog that no one wants, and you are embarrassed that this is your dog, your Lord Jiang raises a dog quite chic." ”
"That's my dog. It's called Six Pounds ......"
"Jiang Xia, you dare to scold me!" Liu Jin roared angrily.
"Who scolded you, when Lao Tzu bought it, it weighed six catties, so I named it 'six catties', what's the problem?" Jiang Xia also roared loudly.
"If this dog had an owner, would it be so thin, would it still shed its hair?" Liu Jin asked coldly.
"You know. Jiang Xia replied unceremoniously: "Lao Tzu's six catties deliberately lost weight and lost weight like this in order to maintain his figure, and the reason why it sheds hair is because the weather has been hot recently, and I smeared a hair removal cream on you." ”
"Hair removal cream?" Liu Jin had never heard of this thing.
Of course, the Ming Dynasty did not have this thing.
As soon as Jiang Xia said it, he knew that he was about to say the wrong thing, but he still roared loudly and confidently: "That's right, hair removal cream, Lao Tzu specially made it for my family." ”
"Okay, Liu Jin, the so-called dog bullying. You killed my six catties, Lao Tzu is not finished with you today. Jiang Xia roared angrily.
"It's just a dog, it's a big deal that the miscellaneous family will accompany you!" Liu Jin snorted coldly.
Jiang Xia smiled slightly, waiting for Liu Jin's words.
And Liu Jin seemed to have forgotten that he was going to beat Jiang Xia up before......
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