Chapter 171: The little girl is angry
"Is it useful to have a lot of people?" Wu Zheng laughed: "How many flies are there in the dung pit, but when you soak in urine, they all fly, right?" ”
This metaphor is a bit vulgar, but the old ladies in the countryside have never heard any foul words, not only no one is ashamed, but some people are also coaxing: "Zhengzi, when will you soak pee?" We'll just have to wait and see. ”
What she said was even more vulgar, Xu Hongyu's face in the crowd suddenly turned red, and she couldn't help but whisper to ask: "Sister Erni, why does the third aunt say everything?" ”
"What's this? When they're together, you don't even dare to listen to the jokes. ”
"Really?"
"Whether it's true or not, let's watch Zhengzi, right?" Wang Erni turned her head to look at Wu Zheng as she spoke, and shouted, "Brother Zhengzi, if you beat all these bastards down, I will take the initiative to kiss you." ”
"What?" Wu Zheng suddenly clevered, and then became excited: "Really? ”
Before Wang Erni could answer, Wang Dahu screamed and shouted, "Brother Zhengzi, when did Sister Erni deceive someone?" Hurry up, we want to see you kiss each other. ”
"Yes, Uncle Zhengzi, hurry up, I haven't seen anyone else kiss ...... Syllable! Ouch, Dad, you're hitting me again......"
In Xiao Liangzi's shout, Wu Zheng smiled and pointed at Wang Erni: "Wait to come and kiss me!" ”
After speaking, he walked forward with a shovel and scolded at the big man: "Hurry up, don't delay my brother and his daughter-in-law kissing!" ”
"Look for death!" The leading man sneered: "Don't think that if there are too many people, you will not die." Nan Ye said that if you die, no one can save you. ”
But as soon as he finished speaking, Wu Zheng had already arrived in front of him, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately took a step back, and the sound of the machete in his hand came to hide his head.
Wu Zheng was happy at first sight: "I'll go, I'm still a practitioner." ”
After finishing speaking, he turned around and shouted at Wang Xiaohu: "Huzi, look at it." ”
This is all starting to fight, he even dared to turn around and speak, and the angry man began to tremble: "Made, you are looking for death!" ”
"Huh!" While scolding angrily, his body slammed forward, and the machete in his hand flashed in mid-air, heading straight for Wu Zheng's head.
"Split Huashan!" Wu Zheng chuckled, but his body flashed back, and while dodging the knife, he turned around and shouted: "To deal with the machete, you have to give full play to the advantage of the shovel." ”
As he spoke, the shovel in his hand stabbed forward violently, heading straight for the big man's lower abdomen.
This move was so fast that the frightened man hurriedly dodged to the side.
While his body flashed, he continued to approach forward, and the machete in his hand took advantage of the rotation of his body, and slashed horizontally at Wu Zheng's soft underbelly with a snort.
This trick was also used by this kid just now. It was because of this move that Wang Xiaohu was forced to lose the opportunity, and finally had to work hard.
Now that he saw it again, Wang Xiaohu hurriedly reminded: "Brother, be careful!" ”
"Watch out!" Wu Zheng sneered, and the iron shovel that pierced the air suddenly pulled out, and the snapping sound slapped on the outside of the big man's thigh.
"Ahh The big man exclaimed, his body staggered, and he hurriedly fell back.
"This fight, you have to learn to improvise!" Wu Zheng said in his mouth, his hands shook, and the shovel was like a poisonous snake, and the sound stabbed in front of the big man.
The snow-bright shovel head was close in front of him, and the big man's face turned white with fright, and he hurriedly twisted his head.
"Huh!" His movements were fast, and the head of the shovel grazed his ear and stabbed it, but the result was good, he dodged after all.
But he was fortunate just now, but he heard Wu Zheng's chuckle again: "Adapt!" ”
"Not good!" Hearing this, Dahan felt a second in his heart, but before he could react, the hollowed iron shovel turned from a straight stab to a sweep.
"Smack!" The shovel hit him in the face, slapped him crookedly, and fell down with a thud, without grabbing the machete in his hand, and threw it out for several meters.
"Smack!" As soon as he fell, the shovel came after him, and his head swayed from side to side a few times, and finally tilted to the side, and he was knocked unconscious.
knocked this kid unconscious, Wu Zheng looked back at Wang Xiaohu with a smile: "See?" That's what a fight is! ”
"Is this a fight?" The corners of Wang Xiaohu's mouth twitched, and he was a little depressed.
Is this a fight? From beginning to end, it seems that the bald head couldn't fight back, right? I don't look at it, it's just you fighting.
"Wow! Dad is so handsome! Liu Mengmeng cheered, which immediately made Wu Jiawa's people boil.
Wang Dahu jumped up suddenly, brandished a small hoe and shouted: "Awesome, Brother Zhengzi, you are awesome!" ”
Mo Wenqing was stunned when he looked at the back, turned his head and asked, "Old Xu, has Wu Zheng practiced kung fu?" ”
Xu Jianguo's face was also sluggish, and before he could react, Lu Zhaoxing laughed first: "Old Mo, I don't know if Wu Zheng has practiced kung fu or not, but when he was in the army, I heard that he was a special soldier?" ”
"It turned out to be special forces!" Mo Wenqing suddenly realized.
In the crowd, Xu Hongyu looked at Wu Zheng and couldn't help but grin: "Sister Erni, are you going to kiss Zhengzi later?" Scared? ”
"How?" Wang Erni pursed her lips when she heard this, and scolded with contempt on her face: "Am I scared, you go over for me?" ”
was questioned by her like this, but Xu Hongyu was not ashamed at all, but said with a smile: "As long as you are willing, I have no opinion!" ”
"You don't have an opinion, I still have an opinion." Wang Erni glared at Xu Hongyu, then raised her head and shouted at Wu Zheng, "What do you think I'm doing?" Just the next one, you want me to kiss you? I'll wait until you beat those thirteen down. ”
As soon as Wu Zheng heard this, he felt that the small universe was about to explode, and he couldn't help but shout excitedly: "This is what you said? No repentance! ”
"That's right, that's what I said, as long as you beat these bastards down, I'll kiss you."
"Bang, ah, ouch......" With a chaotic sound, the entire Wu Jiawa seemed to fall into silence.
"Poof!" With a muffled sound, the last big man also fell down with his head covered.
Although the kid kept rolling on the ground, like everyone else, he didn't seem to make a sound, just kept humming.
"Goo-dong!" I didn't go back to who swallowed the saliva, the movement was loud, and everyone was stunned to hear it clearly.
It's just that everyone didn't seem to hear it, and they still looked at the group of big men on the ground stupidly.
"Wow!" After all, it was a child, Xiao Liangzi was the first to react, and suddenly a high jumped up: "Uncle Zhengzi, you are too powerful, I want to worship you as a teacher." ”
"Me too!" His words reminded his group of friends, and they all shouted along.
These hairy boys screamed for a while, but Liu Mengmeng was unhappy, and shouted angrily: "That's my father!" You are not allowed to rob it. ”
As soon as she said this, Zhao Jingjing's face suddenly turned red, and she hurriedly scolded: "Don't talk." ”
"Why? That's my dad, why are they robbing me? ”
"What nonsense?" Zhao Jingjing was so angry that she wanted to beat someone, and hurriedly explained: "Brother Liangzi wants to apprentice, not to rob your father with you." ”
"Yes...... The book says that the master and apprentice are like father and son? If Brother Ryoko worships his father as a master, isn't he also his father's son? Then Dad won't hurt me, I won't do it, I won't do it! ”
Even Zhao Jingjing, who is fierce on the outside and strong on the inside, was stunned by what Liu Mengmeng said, and she didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
Master and apprentice like father and son? How old is this girl, how did she know this?