136 Stupidest Thief of the Year! (3rd Update!) Ask for a subscription! Ask for a commuter pass! )
"Good fellow, this is the best thief of the year, it's so brave!"
"It's not just bravery, this kind of opportunity that is difficult to encounter in a thousand years, but let him meet it!"
"I really don't know if this thief is lucky or unlucky."
"Hahaha, if I had his luck, I would definitely buy a lottery ticket."
"If the fortune tellers can really calculate accurately, then why don't they calculate tomorrow's lottery."
“……”
Soon, the Internet became a world of fun people.
At this time, in the police station, all the police officers also saw the comments on the Internet, and they were very puzzled.
You kid can do it!
You don't pick so many people, but you pick a leader.
This is a professional counterpart!
The thief squatting in the detention center, after learning the truth of the matter from the police, slapped himself in the face.
Obviously, there are so many people, it's not good to find anyone, but I found a Taoist priest!
I'm a fucking idiot.
Alas!
……
Get on the plane.
All the Taoist leaders were also seated.
With the arrival of the personnel, the plane also took off slowly.
Fly to Sauerkraut Montenegro!
"Huh? Acquaintances......"
Zhang Jun saw an acquaintance on the plane.
It was Qi Yuqing who had seen it on the high-speed train before.
I didn't expect to meet here.
But Zhang Jun didn't want to say hello, so it was okay to go over like this.
However, as soon as Qi Yuqing turned around, he saw Zhang Jun.
"Heavenly Master, what a coincidence!"
Qi Yuqing smiled, very smart.
"Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, it's you."
Zhang Jun glanced at Qi Yuqing, and saw that he couldn't hide, so he had to nod and say hello.
"Heavenly Master, are you going to Black Mountain Island?"
Qi Yuqing sat on the seat next to Zhang Jun, staring at Zhang Jun with a pair of big eyes.
Zhang Jun nodded, 'um',
"Longhushan will go abroad for team building at the end of the year, will you also go?" Zhang Jun asked rhetorically.
"That's right! I went over there with my classmates to have fun! ”
Qi Yuqing looked at Zhang Jun and said sincerely: "I haven't had time to thank the Heavenly Master for what happened last time, thank you for teaching the "Star Technique", thank you very much!" ”
At this moment, Qi Yuqing's heart is more grateful to Zhang Jun and others.
Just one spell has benefited her a lot.
Especially after returning home, even her grandfather said that Qi Yuqing got a big opportunity!
The Taoist skills of Longhu Mountain are not something that everyone can learn.
Being able to get the enlightenment of Longhu Mountain and teach the Taoism of Longhu Mountain is difficult for ordinary people to encounter once in their lives.
Once encountered, it will definitely soar in the future.
This is the opportunity that only those who are destined to meet.
Even Qi Yuqing's grandfather was envious.
However, no matter what his grandfather asked, Qi Yuqing didn't show "Star Dotting" to his old man.
Especially after getting the approval of grandpa.
Qi Yuqing's heart believed Zhang Jun's words even more.
In particular, Zhang Jun said that "Star Technique" can only be practiced by her, and cannot be taught to outsiders.
Therefore, Qi Yuqing did not show it to anyone.
"The layman is serious, it's all small things, don't be so polite, just do more good things in the future!"
Zhang Jun said lightly that Qi Yuqing was too polite.
It's meant to be a small thing.
As long as you have good thoughts in your heart and do more good deeds in the future, you will be fine.
The two of them began to make small talk one by one.
The Taoist leaders of Longhu Mountain sat on the plane, each with their own things, and when they saw Zhang Jun communicating with their sister, they did not disturb Zhang Jun's Yaxing.
But at this time, the classmates next to him saw Qi Yuqing chatting with a strange man, and they immediately became interested.
"Who are you talking to?"
This classmate came up with a shy, shy.
When she fell in love with Zhang Jun, she showed a playful expression on her face and teased: "No wonder you ignore us, it turns out that you met a handsome guy!" You don't want to introduce you to us. ”
"Handsome guy? Where are the handsome guys? Where! ”
"I said it, Qi Yuqing likes to eat alone, you still don't believe me!"
"I didn't expect to meet a handsome guy on the plane, Yuan! Wonderful! ”
“……”
For a while, several classmates who had a good relationship with Qi Yuqing came up.
Especially after seeing the handsome and handsome Zhang Jun, they all look nymphomaniac.
It's just that these people are not as good-looking as Qi Yuqing combined.
"You're coming! I can't walk when I see a handsome guy, you think I'm like you! ”
"This is one of my seniors, you can't fool around!"
Qi Yuqing glanced at the classmate, then looked at Zhang Jun with a slightly apologetic look, and said softly: "Heavenly Master, my classmates are like this, there is no way to speak, don't mind!" ”
"It's okay, you guys are all listening to the fun!"
Zhang Jun waved his hand, too lazy to pay attention to these people.
As for so many people praising him for being handsome, Zhang Jun's heart did not fluctuate.
A monk is handsome or not, he really doesn't care.
Although Zhengyi's vein can be married, Zhang Jun, as a dragon and tiger celestial master, must leave an heir in the mortal world.
But Zhang Jun really doesn't have this idea for the time being.
Now he is still the most important thing in his cultivation.
"Handsome guy, what's your name?"
"That's right! Handsome guy, add a WeChat if it's convenient, I have a secret to tell you! ”
"What, you all ask for WeChat now, then I want it too!"
“……”
Four or five bold girls asked for Zhang Jun's WeChat, and asked Zhang Jun's name and work.
It's like investigating an account.
Zhang Jun was annoyed and looked at Qi Yuqing.
"Okay, don't make trouble, this is really a senior I know! Awesome! ”
Qi Yuqing read the information in Zhang Jun's eyes, immediately introduced Zhang Jun's identity, and said softly: "This is the Taoist chief, a monk, you put away the little Jiujiu in your heart!" ”
Zhang Jun was wearing plain clothes this time, after Qi Yuqing's classmates knew Zhang Jun's identity.
Immediately lost interest.
What!
It turned out to be a Taoist priest!
Still a monk!
What's the meaning of being a monk!
In an instant, these students lost interest in Zhang Jun and nodded slightly, which was regarded as a greeting.
Zhang Jun didn't say anything, and he couldn't see his joy or anger.
If this is on Dragon and Tiger Mountain, he is the purple-robed Heavenly Master.
That identity and status are well-known.
But when it's time to keep a low profile, it's better to keep a low profile.
At this time, there was a boy among Qi Yuqing's classmates, who had a mine at home, and was a rich second generation named Ou Qingxiong.
Ou Qingxiong looked at Zhang Jun viciously.
As the rich second generation in the class, everywhere he goes is the focus of discussion.
But now the classmates around him are discussing Zhang Jun.
In an instant, Ou Qingxiong's heart was extremely unbalanced.
In addition, he also has a crush on Qi Yuqing.
I haven't seen Qi Yuqing communicate with any boy on weekdays.
But as soon as they saw Zhang Jun, the two chatted hotly.
Ou Qingxiong's inner imbalance has a touch of sourness and a touch of vinegar.
"Ahem!"
Ou Qingxiong coughed, and everyone stopped their voices and looked at Ou Qingxiong.
"Brother, I see that you have a good relationship with Qi Yuqing, and you are also from the imperial capital? I don't know what industry my family is engaged in in the imperial capital? Maybe our parents knew each other? Ou Qingxiong asked.
Ask me?
Zhang Jun was suddenly stunned for a moment, his nose twitched, and the air was filled with the smell of vinegar.
Boy!
Whose vinegar jar hit!
You're sick, brother!
You're going to compete with your family.
Do you think of me as a rival at a glance?
A bit excessive!
Never mind!
Don't care about ordinary people!
"Fusheng Immeasurable Tianzun, the poor Dao is not an imperial capital, he has been practicing in the mountains since he was a child, and all the lineages in his family are Taoist priests, and he has no prominent background, if there is nothing else, the poor Dao will rest first!"
The whole family is a Taoist priest, but ...... It has been passed down from generation to generation, and the thousand-year-old inheritance is a dragon and tiger celestial master......
Zhang Jun's attitude is flat, and he doesn't want to get into trouble.
I don't want to talk to a group of ordinary people about anything,
The Taoist priests of Longhu Mountain came out this time for team building, and they came out to understand nature, not to look for trouble.
This kind of little Karami got up, and it really ruined the mood of playing.
If you can ignore it, try not to ignore it!
After saying this, Zhang Jun closed his eyes and began to close his eyes to recuperate, not worrying about the affairs of these ordinary people.
"Okay, then you can rest first!"
Qi Yuqing didn't dare to disturb Zhang Jun.
That's the Heavenly Master of Dragon and Tiger Mountain.
It's not just something that can be offended.
At the same time, she also found another step for Ou Qingxiong.
But the same words, when they reached Ou Qingxiong's ears, changed their taste.
Scold! I thought it was some kind of awesome identity!
It turned out to be a little Taoist priest!
Ou Qingxiong's gaze fell on Zhang Jun's body again, full of disdain, and he muttered in his heart.
You little Taoist, what are you dragging!
It's useless to drag!
How are you dragging, you're just a Taoist!
My family is a wealthy family in the imperial capital!
You don't deserve Qi Yuqing!
I don't have any self-knowledge at all, and I still want to climb high branches!
Litter! Phoenix man!
Dragons don't live with snakes!
Thinking of this, an evil plan was secretly unfolding in Ou Qingxiong's heart.
When he arrived in the country of sticks, he let Zhang Jun see his strength.
A little Taoist priest still wants to pretend!
When you come out to mix, you have to talk about strength! Will be the background!
Little deflated three!
……
Minutes and seconds passed.
Soon, the plane landed,
Arrived at the Kimchi Montenegro airport.
Montenegro Island is located in the southwesternmost part of the country of Bangzi, consisting of 11 inhabited islands and 89 uninhabited islands.
The island is a multi-island marine park, making it a great choice for a vacation.
Moreover, there are many scenery on Montenegro Island, and the eight scenic spots of Montenegro are also must-see attractions.
For example, Menyan Cangsong, Matsumae Mochizuki, Mingsha Ten Miles, etc., are all one of the eight scenic spots, and they are also the most famous scenery.
Thundered.
After getting off the plane.
The tour group of Longhu Mountain gathered together and prepared to find a hotel for a night.
However, at this time, Qi Yuqing chased after him.
"Heavenly Master, the hotel you are staying in? If you don't book a hotel, why don't you go with us! ”
Qi Yuqing sent an invitation to Zhang Jun.
"Let's just do it casually, the hotel black rice has been booked!"
Zhang Jun's indifferent attitude on his face.
"What? You haven't booked a hotel yet! ”
Ou Qingxiong's strange voice sounded, as if he had guessed a time bomb.
Before Qi Yuqing could stop it, Ou Qingxiong said with a smile: "It's the peak season for travel, and it's difficult to book hotels on Montenegro Island, but fortunately, you are Yuqing's friends, since you are her friends, then they are my friends!" ”
"My family has a bit of an industry here on Black Mountain Island, Yuqing, you don't have to worry, I've already booked it for you!"
"Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Thank you so much! ”
As soon as Zhang Jun heard that the hotels were booked, he immediately took over the conversation.
But Ou Qingxiong had a black question mark on his face.
???
"Little Taoist, what do you mean by that?"
Ou Qingxiong looked puzzled.
I'm afraid you misunderstood something.
I said it's for them, not for you, so please be a little self-aware.
"This layman, didn't you say that it was also booked for us?"
Zhang Jun's eyes narrowed slightly, looking at Ou Qingxiong.
There was a playful look in his eyes.
But after hearing this, Ou Qingxiong was instantly stunned.
"It's not! I didn't mean that, I was talking about them, I didn't say I was going to take you with me! ”
Ou Qingxiong immediately opened his mouth to explain.
Good guy, where is this divine beast coming out of the mountain gate.
It's too bold to dare to travel without booking a hotel.
"Oh! Since it's inconvenient for laymen, forget it! ”
Zhang Jun's strange eyes swept over Ou Qingxiong, and he looked like you were just like this.
At this moment, Ou Qingxiong was numb.
I just finished pretending to be forced, if I let Zhang Jun go, wouldn't it be a slap in the face?
No way!
For the sake of your own character, you must not slap your face.
Ou Qingxiong gritted his teeth and searched: "Convenient!" Of course it's convenient! Then let's go together, but where you live, I'll arrange it! ”
"Thank you for saving money!"
Zhang Jun raised his eyebrows, and a smug smile appeared on his face.
Boy!
It's still reliable!
It's good to have a licking dog, and you can save money when you go out! (End of chapter)