108. The magic items you made are so weird!! (3k6)

Under Starfire's increasingly bewildered gaze, Russell took off the iron-black ring on his index finger and explained unhurriedly:

"So it's a ring.

"In Chinese, the words represented by 'accommodating' and 'shouting' are homophones, which creates a distortion."

Xinghuo nodded thoughtfully, as the creator, although she does not understand Chinese, the original design of this ring has obvious oriental craftsmanship characteristics. It is normal for the pronunciation of the Na ring to be based on the changes in the text and pronunciation of the East.

Russell picked up a silver robe on the table again, shook it, and the silk robe that was as smooth as water poured down.

"What is this?"

"Cloak of Invisibility."

Hearing this answer, Russell was slightly surprised, because the robe was only sold for one silver coin.

Even if this money is increased tenfold, you can't even buy a bottle of disposable invisibility potion, how can you buy an invisibility cloak?

Russell was suspicious, put the cloak of invisibility on his body, and read out the trigger code indicated on the sign.

The next moment, the bright silver supple robe disappeared.

Russell touched it and found that the robe was still on his body, but he couldn't see it.

"Wind Chimes, can you see me?" Russell probably guessed what was going on and looked for wind chimes to confirm.

"I can see it." Wind Chimes replied.

"Can you still see the invisibility cloak I just wore on my body?"

"Invisible."

Russell confirmed his conjecture:

"It turned out to be really an invisibility cloak, no wonder it's so cheap."

Although the price is very cheap, this genuine, child-friendly, literal invisibility cloak is also of very limited use.

Russell began to look for other products.

He picked up a peachwood cane the thickness of a baby's arm, about half an arm's length, from the table. The top of the mahogany cane is inlaid with a ruby, which is glowing brilliantly.

"What is this? Illumination staffs? ”

"It's a Detection Artifact Wand. As long as there is an extraordinary item within 3 meters, the ruby at the top will glow......" Starfire replied with a slurrel, but his tone was a little unconfident.

Russell stepped back several meters with his cane, keeping his distance from Starfire's stall and the surrounding stalls. He didn't have anything otherworldly on him today, and he wouldn't interfere with the detection results.

The ruby at the top of the mahogany cane is still as bright as fire.

"Well, this cane may still have a bit of a problem right now, it's always glowing and won't go out. If you want to buy it, you can wait for me to fix it. Starfire was embarrassed to admit it.

"You've been thinking too much, maybe there is no quality problem with this cane." Russell walked back to the table and speculated:

"But the Detection Transcendent Item Wand is also a transcendent item in its own right, so it can always detect its own presence and shine all the time. If there is any flaw, it is also in the judgment logic. ”

Starfire nodded slightly awkwardly.

Suddenly, she felt a few waves suddenly rise in her spiritual lake, and her spiritual level rose slightly.

Practice Extraordinary Spiritual Feedback!

One of the goals of Xinghuo coming to the primary courtyard to set up a stall is to find an opportunity to practice the way of strange things, but unfortunately there is no harvest for a long time.

But under Russell's explanation, she has a deeper understanding of the mutation principle and crux of the transcendent items she made, and actually received feedback on practicing the transcendent way!

It was a bonus.

The price of the transcendent items sold by Xinghuo is not high, as a talent of the Higher Academy, she actually doesn't care about a little Academy Coins, and it means much more to her to be able to successfully practice transcendence and get feedback!

In the midst of the ups and downs of his thoughts, Xinghuo looked at Russell who was picking up items in front of the stall, and faintly looked forward to it.

Russell didn't notice the change in Starfire, and then picked up a brooch in the shape of a heart.

"This is a mind-reading brooch?" He remembered seeing the same style of transcendent object in his occult class.

"Yes. Although there has been a small variation in efficacy. Xinghuo's tone of reply was a little more respectful than before.

"Heart-reading brooches! Can you hear what's going on in someone's mind? Show me! ”

Wind Chime spent a second or two concentrating on his soul body to briefly become more solid and able to interact with the objects around him, and then took the brooch with great interest and put it on his chest.

The moment the wind chimes put on the brooch, Russell heard a voice appear in his head out of thin air.

"Hahaha, let me read it, what are Russell and the stall owner's sister thinking?

"Strange, I can't feel anything, is there something wrong with this mind-reading brooch?

"That's right, none of the things sold in this stall are reliable!

"When I first saw this stall owner, she said that she had expelled the Wanwu Club, she was too handsome, too handsome! It must be a beautiful and sassy big guy.

"As a result, the extraordinary items she made are more unreliable than the other. I'm still pretending to be like that. Help, the character will collapse in a second! ”

Russell glanced at the stall owner Xinghuo out of the corner of his eye, and saw that her face was slightly blue, and she probably heard the same voice as himself.

But before the wind chimes realized the problem, he stared at Russell again, and continued to fiddle with the mind-reading brooch.

A new voice appeared in Russell's ears out of thin air:

"And that Russell, who is also unreliable, what he is best at is serious nonsense! When he made up nonsense, his face was still so calm and calm, coaxing people into a set. Is he facial paralyzed?

"Before, he also asked me to learn how to play female ghosts. Do I need to learn? Need to learn?

"For this kind of arrogant guy, you should find an opportunity to scare him well! Admire his peerless beauty that was frightened and wept, and the six gods had no owner.

"Oh yes, that roommate of his, Subway, actually wants to use me as an air conditioner, it's so insulting. I have to think of a way to get this bad breath back......"

Russell's face was indifferent and unfazed, but he coughed twice and stretched out his hand:

"Wind Chime, you better give me back the mind-reading brooch."

"Are you sure? This mind-reading brooch doesn't work. ”

"Give it to me!"

Taking back the brooch from the wind chime, Russell quietly approached Starfire's face while the wind chime ran to study other items, and lowered his tone:

"So your mind-reading brooch has the effect of allowing the wearer to be read by other people?"

"Well, that's it for now." Starfire looked away, trying to keep his expression calm, "Well, it saves you the trouble of speaking, ignores the obstacles in language communication, and connects with your teammates......"

Starfire stopped, her face flushing slightly.

With the thickness of her face, she really can't make it up.

"Okay, I bought this, and so did the previous invisibility cloak."

Starfire's pupils dilated.

Under Starfire's shocked gaze, Russell began to research other goods.

This time, what he picked up was a golden lamp with a distinct Arabic mythological style.

"It's ...... Wishing for a magic lamp? ”

Russell tried to rub the surface of the lamp a few times, as in myths and legends.

"Wait a minute, don't activate the magic lamp yet!" Starfire called Russell, but it was too late.

A thick mist floated out of the Wishing Lamp, converging into a massive human form in an instant.

"I'm the Wishing Lantern God, did you summon me?"

The god of lights appeared in front of the two of them and a ghost. His lower body is covered by blue clouds, and the upper half of his body is humanoid in Arabic attire.

"Since you have summoned me, you will fulfill my 3 wishes!" The lamp god pointed at Russell, quite unreasonable.

"Ugh." Starfire sighed, "Let's beat up the Lamp God, that's the only way to get him to reason." ”

The rest of the matter is easy to fix.

Wind Chimes use disguise illusion to transform into Russell's appearance, attracting the attention of the god of lights, making the god of lights think that he can make 6 wishes.

Russell took out his phone and unleashed his soul technique, which shocked the god of lights.

Starfire showed the overwhelming strength of the third-graders, and easily beat the lamp god and stuffed him back into the lamp.

……

In the time that followed, Russell researched more than a dozen otherworldly items at the Starfire booth.

The goods on the table were all studied by Russell. Xinghuo also took out a lot of novel goods from the cabinet below, which gave Russell a lot of knowledge.

Among them, there are several transcendent items that impress Russell more——。

A dwarven hammer, a legendary hammer that can only be activated by dwarves, once the dwarves throw the hammer, the hammer will travel thousands of meters to defeat powerful enemies.

To test the effects of the dwarven flying hammer, Starfire pulls a bearded dwarven student from the side to do an experiment.

The dwarven student, with a rather thick beard, flicked the hammer and flew out of the way.

"It turned out to be the Dwarven Flying Hammer."

Russell determined the principle and efficacy of the item, and was shocked to find that there were obvious elven craft features on the flying hammer.

According to Starfire, the blueprint for her Dwarven Hammer was purchased from an elven student. The elves swear that while the materials depicted in the blueprints are cheap, they are definitely real dwarven flying hammers.

A healing staff.

It provides a long-lasting, weak therapeutic effect and can be used 3 times a week.

The disadvantage is that it will make the wound of the person being treated particularly itchy.

"Nothing strange, it's itchy when a wound heals, isn't it common sense? Although the healing effect provided by this staff is weak, it is also a hundred times faster than the natural healing. It is not surprising that the wound will itch a hundred times when it heals naturally. ”

- This is Russell's assessment of the staff.

An umbrella.

This umbrella can only be opened on sunny days, and when the umbrella is opened, the user will be wet with rain inside.

Unfortunately, the water created by this umbrella disappears after a few seconds and is difficult to use.

A few bottles of boiled water.

The main effect is that drinking these boiled water will also grow meat, and the efficiency of meat growth is similar to eating the same amount of meat. It can solve the problem that users do not grow meat when they drink cold water.

A Monty Python Staff.

A normal Monty Python staff that can turn into a Monty Python to attack enemies in battle. As a snake staff, it also symbolizes healing and healing, and can slightly enhance some healing-related spells.

Of course, the above is the effect of a normal Monty Python staff.

The giant python staff in the Spark stall, after turning into a giant python, seems to be reluctant to fight, and always speaks strange English words in his mouth, such as "if", "else", "print" and the like.

Russell, who was familiar with the principles of the occult and witchcraft, diagnosed the principle of mutation at once, based on the homophony rate and the symbolism of language in the transcendent realm:

"I see, the Staff of the Monty Python is Staff of The Python. So this is a Python staff, suitable for selling to programmers who use Python. ”

Xinghuo's native language is not English, and it took several seconds to realize that Python is both a python and a programming language.

A Spell Resistance Ring.

This ring does not actually grant the wearer spell resistance, and will only continue to read the following English after wearing:

“r、e、s、i、s、t、a、n、c、e,Resistance!”

According to Russell's diagnosis, this is also based on linguistics transcendent power shifts.

The ring interprets the spell in Spell Resistance from the original meaning of "spell" to "spelling".

So it's a "Spell Resistance" ring, which will continue to spell the corresponding English word.

If more vocabulary can be introduced, it is very suitable for children under 4 years old in non-English speaking countries to learn English.

Tidy up your beard wand.

A light touch of the wand will keep the beard in perfect shape.

The only insignificant flaw is that it works only for women.

At Russell's suggestion, Starfire gives it to a dwarven female classmate as compensation for the fact that she had just flown out.

(Among the items that appear in this chapter, the Detection Transcendent Item Wand and Monty Python Staff are inspired by Internet jokes.) The Na Ring Terrier is adapted from the "Tao and Carbon-based Monkey Breeding Rules" and the two-dimensional shout of Na Na Na Na. The umbrella that rains when you open it is from "Doraemon". The Female Dwarf Beard is a spoof of the Western Fantasy stereotype, the "Dwarven Flying Hammer" and the "Spell Resistance Ring", which are adapted from their counterparts in the older versions of the board game DND. Originally, I also prepared other strange items, but spending too much chapter pen and ink on a shopping plot will affect the rhythm of the story, so leave it to the second half of the volume. )

Most of the items in this chapter are for the protagonist to use in the future

(End of chapter)