"I've become an old man, can't I give credit to the boss?" Dong Jinshan Road.

"Then you can borrow it from him, isn't it the director that he doesn't have five yuan on him?" Zhou Yunzhen pointed to the driver.

The driver was also dumbfounded, okay, he has always eaten and drunk for nothing on business trips, how could he ever pay for it?

In the 90s, the driver's position was a fat shortage, carrying a person, bringing a cargo or something, and you could get three or five dollars casually.

Although the drivers of the police cars in the unit are not as good as the truck drivers, there are also a large number of flatterers, and there are many people who rub the car, every day.

At that time, it was an honor and a rarity for anyone to get into a police car.

It is also common for the driver of the unit to drive a police car secretly for private use, and it is normal for others to send a basket of eggs or something out of gratitude to the driver for his fulfillment.

So in those days, the driver was called the "director", and it was even better to drive the detachment leader, with his nostrils facing the sky and his eyes above the top.

Because everyone greets each other with a smile and competes with each other, it is impossible not to have the illusion that they feel as if they are also a member of the leadership.

It's good now, the new young man in front of him doesn't pay a penny, and he is not satisfied with eating for nothing? Forget if you don't know how to be interested, people's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants, but they have taken a fancy to their own pockets? Isn't this the flip around?

The driver was angry, his whole body was puffing up, and his face was a little like pig's liver.

Zhou Yunzhen said to the driver: "May I ask your surname?" ”

The driver looked disdainful, with a little arrogance and a little coldness, and turned a blind eye to Zhou Yunzhen, "Don't be surnamed Xiao." ”

Although the words are polite, the tone is stiff and uncomfortable.

This driver's name is Xiao Xunqiu, who turned out to be the full-time driver of Mu Shanchuan, the political commissar of the labor reform detachment.

The flattering smiling faces and flattering words of others made him dizzy and fluttering all day long, and his body was inflated like a balloon.

It's as if you're the center, forgetting where you are.

Once, he drove the political commissar to a unit in another province to attend a meeting, and he and the political commissar Mu Shanchuan got out of the car almost at the same time, and he made a ghost, but he surpassed the political commissar and walked in front.

Xiao Xunqiu is middle-aged, looking satisfied, with a rich appearance, his hair is combed back, shiny, and he looks like a leader.

The reception staff of other units mistook him for a political commissar, and they were enthusiastic, shouting and asking for warmth, but they ignored the real political commissar Mu Shanchuan and ignored him, and no one paid attention to him.

Everyone was surrounded by the stars like the moon, and Xiao Xunqiu, who was swaggering, walked towards the hotel suite.

And Mu Shanchuan followed him like a driver, and was arranged to a simple double room.

This guy is too self-conscious, do you really think he's a leader? He thought that the pig's nose with a green onion inserted was an elephant?

Political commissar Mu Shanchuan crooked his nose angrily, because of politeness, he couldn't get out of his stomach, and he endured it on the spot without getting angry.

After waiting for everyone to leave, Mu Shanchuan, the political commissar of the Seven Tricks, reprimanded Xiao Xunqiu like a turtle grandson.

Mu Shanchuan almost roared loudly: "Xiao Xunqiu, are you a ball?" At most, you count the soap servants of the past, nay, the husbands who drove the carriages. ”

"Have you forgotten how many pounds and taels you have? A Bi Ma Wen, do you think you are the Monkey King? Kick your nose in the face? ”

"You toad butt feather duster------ want to be a big-tailed wolf? I don't pee on myself. ”

After that, Xiao Xunqiu's ending can be imagined.

The gray Xiao Xunqiu was returned to the small shuttle, and since then he can only serve various departments, and there is no big oil and water, let alone any scenery.

From a full-time car driver of the powerful political commissar Xuanhe to an ordinary bus driver, the huge psychological gap made him feel aggrieved.

Although he complained, Xiao Xunqiu didn't dare to attack, and he didn't dare to be a political commissar if he was given a hundred guts.

He took his anger out on the person who got out of the car.

When you get out of the car, look at the mood, when you are in a good mood, everything goes smoothly and decently.

When you're in a bad mood, the prank comes, when you want him to drive fast, he's as slow as a snail, and when you want him to be slow, his car is like a wild race, and it's terrifying.

It's unbearable, unbearable, and helpless, so you can't help but take the car, right?

Today is quite cooperative, and there are no moths.

"Director Xiao, you are swollen all over now, and your pockets are even worse, do you want to take the money out yourself, or will I search your pockets?" Zhou Yunzhen's voice sounded in Xiao Xunqiu's ears.

The driver Xiao Xunqiu's whole body was suddenly shocked, and Zhou Yunzhen searched Sun Heming's body, but somehow he left without telling him, causing a sensation.

That's not something that can be summed up in pranks.

Whether it is the cadres or workers of the entire Hengling Labor Reform Detachment, whether they live in the urban area of Hengling or live in the family area of their unit, they all have a lot of discussions, and he has become a person who talks about it in the streets, and his outwitting of Sun Heming has become the talk of others, with mixed reviews.

This kid is not a fuel-efficient lamp, where someone can't reach him, he just opened a jeep refueling invoice on his body, if he is searched out by this kid and thrown out, but he can't eat and walk around.

It's better to mess with him less, and avoid this plague god.

The driver, Xiao Xunqiu, immediately showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, "Little brother, little brother Zhou, hehe!" Who is with whom our brothers? ”

"We're so good that we're wearing a pair of pants, do you still need to tickle me so politely?"

Zhou Yunzhen couldn't help but be stunned, this guy changed his face so quickly, he ignored me just now, and he became a good buddy in an instant?

It's really disgusting to him.

"My brother has always had rough skin and thick meat, and if he can catch up with Zhu Bajie, he has to scratch it with an iron comb."

The driver, Xiao Xunqiu, was taken aback.

He suddenly panicked, Zhang Huang was at a loss, doesn't this kid want to repair me as the second Sun Heming?

"Brother Zhou, just kidding. Can I afford an iron comb? Even the wooden comb hurts, too. ”

"That's it, your bottle of tiger bone wine, a very small bottle, brother, I can still pay for it, isn't it just five yuan? Gritted my teeth and it passed, and I paid immediately. ”

After that, the driver Xiao Xunqiu shouted to the boss: "Take a bottle of good tiger bone wine, pay attention, it can't be expired, I'll pay immediately." ”

The boss is also an old Jianghu who is well-informed, and he is also confused when he hears this, "Will the tiger bone wine expire?" Doesn't wine last a long time? There are still hundreds of years of cellars. ”

Of course, in this case, he will not ask the driver Xiao Xunqiu in person, this is not his business, for him, as long as there is business to do.

The boss quickly took out a small bottle of tiger bone wine from the inner room, and he smiled at the driver Xiao Xunqiu and said: "This wine, it's good, it's the most suitable for middle-aged people to drink, health care, strengthen the waist and kidneys." ”

"It's not me who drinks, it's this little brother who drinks." Driver Xiao Xunqiu pointed at Zhou Yunzhendao.

"Young people drinking? You have to take it easy, the dragon is fierce. ”