At this moment, whether it was the surrounding stall owners, passers-by, or the gang members in the clinic opposite, they all noticed this scene.

"Someone is finally here at this booth?"

"Isn't that the tarantula in my class? He also got the flu? ”

"Can it really be cured?"

With the mentality of watching the excitement, they cast their eyes on it.

Only the tarantula looked dazed, and his heart sounded again:

"But I haven't even said what makes me uncomfortable?"

Russell lowered his voice and said again in a volume that was inaudible to those around him:

"The obesity problem you just mentioned is not very big. I'll prescribe you a pill. Rest assured, the medicine I prescribed is peaceful and has no side effects on the body. ”

"I didn't say anything...... How do you know? The tarantula had a round face and was confused, and muttered silently in the bottom of her heart, ah no, there was a grunt.

Russell used his own principles of witchcraft pharmacy to derive the prescription step by step:

"First of all, the cause of your weight gain is that you are accumulating too many calories in your body. Therefore, the medicine I prescribe should be mainly to reduce internal heat.

"I know that there is a thing in the world that clears heat and reduces fire, and with the power of snow seeds, it attracts heat from the inside to the outside, and it should be the first choice for medicinal materials.

"Refrigerator medicine can cure this disease!"

What is used in medicine?

The tarantula suspects that there is something wrong with her ears.

Russell ignored the stunned tarantula, rubbed his chin slightly, and continued his deduction:

"In addition, more meat is actually more fat.

"Remove the flesh, leave the bones and remove the flesh. It needs to be supplemented with a medicinal herb that is pharmacologically calm and can ignite fat.

"Matches, for example."

The tarantula is convinced that there is something wrong with her ears.

I saw Russell take out a small waste Xiaoice box that he didn't know where to recover from his dimensional waist bag.

- As a good herbalist, Russell carried a variety of herbs with him.

In front of the tarantula, Russell swung a hammer and smashed the refrigerator to pieces.

Then, Russell picked out a few pieces from the smashed refrigerator shell and liner, threw them into the vessel, threw a few matches into it, and grinded them on the table.

The tarantula's eyes widened, and her eyeballs were about to fall out of their sockets. He had a look of "I think you need to see a doctor more than I do".

In a short time, Russell grinded a small amount of refrigerator and match powder, and poured it with spiritual energy to make a potion.

Russell packed the powder crumbs mixed with the refrigerator and matches into two parts with paper and handed them to the tarantula:

"Soak in water and drink it twice, and you can lose weight. Pharmacology is to reduce heat deposits in the body, igniting fat. It is best to use fruit ice cream as a medicine for better results. ”

The tarantula's mouth was wide open, and her jaw was about to fall to the ground.

The voice of the heart full of astonishment rang in the ears of Russell and the wind chimes:

"This, this, this, this!

"Is this a medicine made by normal people? Do I really want to eat the powder of used appliances?

"This outrageous degree has even reached, ah no, more than the school hospital!

"Is this Russell sick? Is it because of the pressure of studying, and some mental problems have arisen? ”

Russell found that the guest did not believe his prescription and thoughtfully asked:

"It seems that you still have a little bit of a psychological burden on taking novel drugs?"

The tarantula trembled and took the two packets of powder:

"Russell, you, you shouldn't be mistaken, right?

"It's not the same medicine I had in mind."

Russell shook his head a little disappointed and asked:

"Tarantula, do you know why you didn't pass the final exam of your Witchcraft Principles class last year?"

The corners of the tarantula's mouth twitched:

"Because I'm unlucky, right?"

Russell shook his head again:

"Not exactly.

"What's more, you're not building a worldview based on witchcraft, you're not thinking through the lens of the occult."

In the tarantula's bewildered eyes, Russell asked again:

"Before the card drawing, did you have the luck of other shipping classmates? Are there sacrificial roommates? Do you have a vow? Have you studied the connection between the UP characters and the worldview? Is there a card draw on the hour? ”

As he spoke, Russell began to explain the key points of last year's final exam of the principles of witchcraft class, as well as the advanced occult principles contained in it, and the tarantula was stunned for a moment.

The tarantula regretted it this time. If I had asked Russell in advance for the skills of metaphysical card drawing before the exam last year, where would I continue to repeat the first grade!

The tarantula shook a little, and heard Russell's words:

"So the two doses you just prescribed...... Is there any occult principle in the refrigerator with matches? ”

Russell looks like a top student tutoring scumbag:

"Actually, when I deduced the prescription just now, I explained it very thoroughly. You should not think of the refrigerator as an outer shell, an inner tank and a refrigeration system, but rather pay more attention to the concept and symbolism of the corresponding medicinal herbs.

"The occult herbs, emphasizing the complement of form with form—

"The red juice of bloodroot grass, the main treatment of blood diseases; Saxifrage that can crush surrounding rocks, mainly treats kidney stones; The rope used for hanging, the main pawn is crazy, and the so-called deceased is the most quiet; Tie the pig rope, the main treatment is that the child is frightened and restless; a worn-out stern rudder that can treat wind and wave fright; burn pen and ink to ashes, and cure laziness in learning; The soil on the execution ground and the dust in the house also have their own completely different pharmacology; There are also finger-sucking original chicken, human blood steamed buns......"

Russell's knowledge of herbology has already reached the point of perfecting and drawing inferences from one another, telling it eloquently, like a number of treasures, and the tarantula was very shocked when he heard it, and he couldn't help but sigh again and again:

"Huh?"

"Ahh

"Ahhh

At this point, the tarantula has gone from being completely unbelieving to being skeptical.

"Why don't you give it a try? Anyway, I'm a transcendent being, at least I can't drink to death. The tarantula thought what Russell could hear, and drank a packet of powder with water.

Surprisingly, perhaps because of the spiritual energy infused by Russell, the powder of the refrigerator and matches was not so hard that it was swallowed.

But the taste is still quite bad.

"It's so unpalatable......"

At the moment when the medicinal powder entered the stomach with the water, the tarantula suddenly fell into a trance, and an illusion appeared in front of his eyes.

In a trance, he seemed to see a match floating towards him, igniting his fat at once, and his whole body was a little hot.

The next moment, he felt a huge refrigerator envelop him, sucking in the heat from the burning of the fallen matches.

In this process, fat is constantly being consumed.

A few seconds later, the tarantula wakes up from the vision.

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The content of this chapter is inspired by the universal pharmaceutical machine of "Doraemon" and Su Shi's "Remembering and Ou Gongyu".

This chapter is for funny purposes only, please do not imitate it!

In reality, there are absurd forms that complement forms, and there are also those that are really effective (using form-assisted memory pharmacology). There is no bad guidance in this chapter, please go to a regular place for medical treatment if you are sick!

(End of chapter)