Chapter 4: A collection of strange jokes
1.
"I offer 100 million years of yang life, bless me as soon as I send gold." Russell chanted the sacrificial incantation aloud and clicked the gacha button on his phone's screen.
Brilliant golden light shone on the boy's face.
As soon as the gold is issued!
Russell sighed lightly, looked at the large piece of gold in the character's box, and sighed softly:
"Ever since it had an eternal lifespan, gacha has become so boring......"
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2.
"Wind chimes, something suddenly occurred to me. You cry and try it. Russell said to the ghost girl who had appeared in front of him.
"Why am I crying?" The wind chimes are confused.
"I remember when you cried before, the tears behaved very strangely." Russell said as he took out garlic from his pocket and lit it with a fire, burning it to the female ghost wind chime.
So a spirit garlic appeared in the hands of the wind chime.
"Please, I'd like to look into it again."
With the help of the spirit garlic, in less than half a minute, the wind chimes managed to cry.
Watching the white-haired ghost girl's tears drip to the ground, as the qualities of the spirit passed through the ground, Russell fell into deep thought:
"You see, ghosts float in the air, that is, they are not affected by gravity.
"So why do ghost tears fall instead of floating in the air as if they were in a weightless environment?
"It's the same with the water dripping from the drowning ghost......"
Wind Chimes subconsciously wanted to answer, but couldn't think of an answer.
"If you think about it, there are quite a few similar strange phenomena. For example, the ghost's skirt and other decorations also seem to be affected by gravity, obviously not affected by gravity, but it does not look like it is in a weightless environment......"
A man and a ghost began to think deeply.
"Wind chime, you throw the garlic in your hand into the air and take a look." Russell immediately thought of a new way of experimenting.
The wind chime threw the spirit garlic in his hand into the air, only to see the spirit garlic fall along the extremely normal parabola, and finally pass through the ground.
Russell was shocked:
"Why is it that the ghost itself can float in the air without being affected by gravity, but the items on its body completely follow the normal laws of physics?"
Thinking of this, Russell frowned, and his eyes looked at the wind chimes a little more weird:
"Wind chimes, you said you cut off one of your hands. What the hell is this spirit arm floating in the air? Or will it just fall down? ”
Wind Chimes were frightened by Russell's research spirit:
"You'd better find other ghosts to experiment!"
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3.
"Subway, I've always heard a folklore before. Is it true that if a child bullets his tongue, it will cause rain? ”
"It's true, the elders of the family told me that there are very deep occult principles in it. Of course, it is usually only a child who has undergone spiritual awakening for such a supernatural effect to occur. ”
- A month later, an artificial rain team of children under the age of 10 was formed.
This artificial rain team rushed to all parts of the world to promote rain in arid regions, saving countless lives by snapping their tongues.
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4.
"Professor Black Amber, I've been working on a psychic problem lately."
"Say it, kid."
"Does super-artificial intelligence really have a soul?" Russell asked the serious question, "As far as I know, a wooden figure as a librarian has no soul, but this may be just an isolated case, and it's not artificial intelligence either." ”
After a short period of thought, the black cat on the desk gave the answer:
"I don't know, I've never thought about it."
"That's where I'm going to look into it." Russell said and beckoned to the Demon King behind him, and took out a robot that looked extremely sci-fi from his dimensional pocket.
The Demon King received the signal, snapped his fingers, and a boatload of abyssal fire rose in front of him.
"O demon from the abyss who collects souls, there are lost people who want to sacrifice their souls to you."
As the king of demons, summoning a demon that can recognize souls could not be easier for Wang Xiaoming.
The body is like a demon transformed from shadows, emerging from the fire of the abyss.
"Mortal, sell your soul to me, and I will give you something of equal value...... Ahh ”
The demon summoned by the induction was frightened enough by the demon king in front of him.
The Demon King pointed to the super robot in front of Russell:
"This man will give his soul to you."
The Abyss Demon glanced at the majestic Demon King, looked at the super robot tremblingly for a while, his eyes emitted a faint red light, and said:
"This friend doesn't seem to have a soul......"
Having obtained the desired experimental results, Russell was just about to get the Demon King to release the summoning when he saw the white-haired ghost girl outline floating beside him.
The wind chimes flew towards the demon and asked excitedly and curiously:
"I have a soul, what can I exchange my soul for?"
The demon looked the wind chimes up and down, red light flashing in his eyes, and gave the answer:
"Miss, your soul can be exchanged for two stainless steel basins."
As he spoke, the demon conjured two stainless steel basins.
"What?" Wind Chime's eyes widened.
"Don't be fooled by the wind chimes, don't be tempted by the price offered by the devil." Russell hurriedly reminded his contract spirit, "This is a scam, you are a soul body yourself, if you sacrifice your soul, then it means that your whole person has been captured, and the demon can directly take back the stainless steel basin that you have given." ”
Speaking of Russell, he sighed again:
"The devil is so cunning, he promises a reward that he doesn't even want to pay!"
"Russell, that's not the point at all, okay, how could I possibly agree to such a deal?" The wind chime roared angrily, and then stared at the demon angrily:
"Are you sure my soul is of this value? You read that right? ”
The demon was stunned for a moment, his eyes once again emitting a crimson glow, and he re-examined the wind chimes.
"I'm sorry miss, there was a mistake in the valuation just now."
After speaking, the demon withdrew a stainless steel basin.
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5.
"Subway, lately I've felt that transcendents should use the power of thermal weapons more than ordinary people. Why is it that in our world, or in various anime, movies and television, after having extraordinary power attack methods, everyone uses magic to bombard, instead of using hot weapons? ”
"Russell, what is the origin of your logic? Do I draw firearms because I'm fine? As the abilities of the transcendent become stronger, don't the destructive power of firearms become weaker and weaker? ”
"Subway, why did you use the Desert Eagle as a weapon in your first year instead of the less reactive, lighter pistol?"
"Please, I'm a transcendent, with my strength, I don't have to worry about the reaction force of the Desert Eagle at all!"
"So that's the reason. The lethality of modern thermal weapons is exceeded, the more powerful the transcendent, the greater the strength, the stronger the weight-bearing capacity, the more thermal weapons should be used! Isn't it just right to fight extraordinary people with a weapon like Metal Storm that is not practical to fight ordinary people? ”
"Wait a minute......" Subway sat down in his chair and fell into deep thought, thinking for a moment before looking up:
"You seem to have a point."
- This was the beginning of the revolution in thermal weapons in the transcendent world.
Three years later.
In the civil war of a large witchcraft family.
"Damn, the other side used a thermobaric bomb! Being able to carry so many hot pressure bombs on his back alone, he must have blessed himself with a spell to increase his strength. ”
"Be careful, it's napalm!"
"What about the skeleton team operating Gatling, has it been wiped out?"
"All members of the third team began to charge with Barrett in double wielding, everyone hold on!"
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(End of chapter)