Chapter 226: A passbook of 100,000 yuan
Zhou Yun said in his heart, it seems that this brand-new Santana car is destined to be lost to him.
Is it good to just get this Santana car? Not necessarily.
Now their unit is in a barren hill, extremely remote. Just that muddy mountain road with potholes and uneven is not suitable for driving all kinds of motor vehicles.
In less than three months, the brand new car will be ruined beyond recognition.
And I have a valuable Santana car, which will attract people's attention.
Once you get angry, you will become the target of public criticism.
There are many people who are jealous and red-eyed.
That will make my life even more difficult in the future.
But wouldn't it be foolish not to mention taking Santana's car? It's a pie that fell from the sky, just give it up?
Seeing Zhou Quzhen in a dilemma, Zhang Xueyuan smiled, "What's wrong?" Look at your embarrassed look, what hurdles did you encounter that you couldn't get over? ”
"I don't have any money! I have nothing to do with this Santana car. ”
Zhang Xueyuan smiled, "No money? I thought God had given you handsomeness and wealth. So you don't have any money? ”
"If you lack something, then what do you want?"
Zhou Yunzhen shrugged his shoulders, "Handsome, I don't think so." I lacked money, but the jackpot was a car. Can I ask for money? ”
"Why not. It's just that? ”
"Just what?"
"It's just that you have to pay a little bit of money."
Zhou Yunzhen was stunned, "What? Do I still have to pay for it? ”
"Who said they were going to take money out of you?" Zhang Xueyuan sells Guan Zidao.
"And what do you mean when you say I have to pay a little money?" Zhou Yunzhen asked puzzled.
"When I say money, I don't take money from you, but ask you to pay for it."
Zhang Xueyuan's tongue twister made Zhou Yunzhen fall into the clouds and mist for five miles.
Isn't paying money from your body?
"Does it make a difference?" He asked.
"Of course there's a difference, a big difference."
"What's the difference?"
"The difference is that one you have to pay for it, and the other doesn't, just discount."
"How do you get a discount?"
"We've been thinking about this for a long time. If you want a Santana car, you can pay 30,000 yuan in taxes and drive away immediately. ”
"If you don't want a Santana car, or if you can't afford to pay a huge tax, that's fine. We convert it into money. ”
Zhou Yunzhen was pleasantly surprised, "Will you convert it into money to pay me?" Seriously? ”
"Am I lying to you?"
"That's good, 150,000 yuan in cash? No, after deducting 30,000 yuan in taxes, there are still 120,000 yuan in cash left? ”
"Think beautiful, you!" Zhang Xueyuan said.
"How?"
"I said you have to take out the money, that is, you have to deduct some of your money, Santana car has a total of 150,000 yuan, 30,000 yuan after deducting taxes, and 120,000 yuan."
"But if you cash it, we can only give you 100,000 yuan."
"There are still 20,000 yuan, which can only be counted as your donation to social welfare."
Zhou Yunzhen summed up, "It's okay!" Otherwise, where am I going to take out 30,000 yuan in cash to pay taxes and then pick up the Santana car? ”
Zhang Xueyuan smiled and said: "This money, in fact, I don't want you to pay a penny." It's just that I want you to pay a little less. ”
"You've thought about it, either pay 30,000 yuan in cash to pay taxes, and the Tisantana car will go!"
"Either 20,000 yuan less and leave!"
Zhou Yunzhen was happy, "Of course I'll take the money and leave!" ”
He became rich in an instant and became a "10,000 yuan household" admired by everyone, no, strictly speaking, it should be ten times that of 10,000 yuan.
This is really joy from heaven, what is not satisfied?
"You'll have to give me a small bag, though." Zhou Yunzhen said to Zhang Xueyuan.
"Why?"
"Because the pockets of my clothes and pants are small, I can't hold 100,000 yuan bills."
"Thinking too much."
"Why?"
"There's no cash."
"Huh? Aren't you kidding me? Teasing people? ”
"Who said it was teasing you and teasing you?" Zhang Xueyuan was not happy.
"So you say there's no cash? What does that mean? What money do I have no cash? ”
Zhang Xueyuan fluttered for joy.
Her slender white fingers poked at Zhou Yunzhen's forehead, and she grinned: "You? A fool! Identification done! ”
"Why?" Zhou Yunzhen didn't react for a while. It's hard to talk to this chick, and she's always hiding it.
"Why? You fool, you think money is cash? ”
"It's not safe for you to carry so much cash with you."
"In case a gangster covets a large amount of cash on you, follow you and then attack you in the middle of nowhere. Are you going to have a flying disaster, a disaster that is not in vain? ”
"Is it even possible that life is not in danger?"
"So our organizing committee is dedicated to the interests of lottery players."
"In order to be responsible for the winners, the first consideration of the Welfare Lottery Organizing Committee is to eliminate the danger in the bud. The best measure taken is to give no cash at all. ”
"That's a passbook?" Zhou Yunzhen finally understood what she meant.
"Yes."
After speaking, Zhang Xueyuan magically showed a brand-new passbook.
"This is a passbook of 100,000 yuan from China Construction Bank. Current passbook, take it as you go. Now it's yours, and you're its master. ”
"It's as simple as that?"
"Do you want the process to be a little more complicated?" Zhang Xueyuan asked mischievously.
In the 90s, there was no need for real-name system to open a deposit account, as long as there was a passbook, it was very convenient to enter the correct password to withdraw money.
"What do you mean?"
Zhang Xueyuan said: "If you want to be complicated, it is easy, we monitor this passbook, and every money you withdraw must be approved by us." ”
"You first have to fill out an approval form, submit an application for withdrawing money, and then we will approve it layer by layer, and finally stamp it."
"Is it necessary to make it so complicated?"
"Didn't you think it was easy just now?"
"This? I just said it in passing, are you serious? Zhou Yunzhen said.
"So simple things can be complicated, complex things can be simplified, and things are man-made."
"I agree with that!" Zhou Yunzhen said with deep feelings.
Every step I take now is so difficult, and many things are actually quite simple, but some people deliberately complicate it.
It is indeed in response to that saying, it is man-made! There is nothing wrong with that.
Zhang Xueyuan handed the brand-new passbook in his hand to Zhou Yunzhen, "From now on, you will be a person like Kuofu." ”
"As the saying goes, when a person is broad, he changes his face, I don't know who you will become in the future?"
"Using money is like pushing sand with water, and I will quickly use up this money."
"You're a loser, huh?" Zhang Xueyuan said.
"Huh! See what you think? Zhou Yunzhen said.
"A gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way, and uses it in a good way."
"How do you get it?"
"I'll pick it up from you." Zhou Yunzhen said.
"How do I get it? Am I an inexhaustible source of life? ”
"It's pretty much the same."