In the face of such a strong force value, the only thing that the Zhang family father and son can do seems to be patience is left.

However, Xiao Ling was still angry, although he didn't dare to deal with Yu Guang openly, but behind his back, he specialized in doing something that responded to people.

For example, mix sand in Yuguang's rice, add salt to Yuguang's soup, and put laxatives in Yuguang's dishes.

Yu Guang didn't care about Xiao Ling's small movements.

The rice mixed with sand was fed to Xiao Ling by her, and the laxative dish was fed to Zhang Hao.

As for Zhang Xu, he didn't fall behind, he was choked by Yu Guang and pressed his head into the soup.

On the first day home, Yu Guang seemed to regard these as a friendly way for the Zhang family to express his friendliness, and happily immersed himself in such parent-child games.

Just when Xiao Ling was stuffed with rice into her mouth for the third time by Yu Guang, her patience finally reached a critical point: "What do you want, I am your own mother." ”

What answered her was Yu Guang's gentle smile: "What did my mother say, of course I am trying to integrate into this family, seeing that you are all so lacking in morality, if I can't meet the standards, how can I let you accept me!" ”

Xu was stimulated by the afterglow, Xiao Ling's chest rose and fell violently, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence: "You get out of here." ”

Yu Guang wiped his mouth with a smile, and then took out a huge garbage disposal bag from the kitchen and put it directly on Xiao Ling's head.

Xiao Ling didn't react for a while, but he was caught by Yu Guang.

She subconsciously wanted to struggle, but the next second she was knocked on the back of her neck by the afterglow and lost her ability to resist.

Yu Guang turned Xiao Ling into a ball and threw it out directly: "Mom, parents are the best teachers for children, get out of this kind of thing, I still have to teach me first." ”

Seeing Xiao Ling roll out of the gate that had not yet been repaired like this, Zhang Hao, who had a pale face, looked at Yu Guang deadly: "Xiaoyue, even if Xiao Ling is wrong in a thousand ways, it is your mother after all, you will make people laugh like this." ”

Yu Guang smiled softly at Zhang Hao: "Uncle has always been a good talker, are you saying this now to remind me that I should kill you bystanders?" ”

Zhang Xu's anger was instantly ignited: "Yu Guang, don't deceive people too much." ”

Yu Guang looked at Zhang Xu suspiciously: "Don't you say that I didn't know that there were still people in this house, but the things you have in your house are quite complete."

I used to think that you were just a family, but why do you call yourself human, whether you don't recognize your identity, or whether you are trying to hide the true information.

In other words, the 'person' in your mouth is just a nickname you give yourself. ”

Zhang Xu was clenched into fists by Yu Guangqi, and seemed to be ready to pounce on Yu Guang at any time.

Zhang Hao pressed Zhang Xu, still with that gentle and kind appearance: "Xiaoyue, uncle knows that your mother has made you suffer a lot of grievances, but the family can say anything." ”

Yu Guang smiled and nodded: "What Uncle said is that you know that my mother made me feel wronged, and then kept stimulating my mother with language art in order to make me suffer more grievances."

Uncle is really a language artist, and the country didn't find out that you were really talented.

It's just that I've always been curious, why did my uncle do this, my mother wanted me to be Zhang Xu's control group in order to please your family, so that you could see her kindness to Zhang Xu more truly.

Uncle knows that she will be like this, but he is still stimulating her, is it to satisfy the distorted happiness in your heart, or just want to use my mother to practice her hands! ”

Speaking of this, Yu Guang pushed his glasses: "As for the family, don't say it, you can't become a family with the stray dogs on the street, and I naturally won't be a family with you with dignity."

I think you can buy a scale, weigh yourself more when you have nothing to do, and have a sufficient understanding of yourself, so that you will not say such ignorant and shameless words. ”

Zhang Xu finally couldn't bear it anymore and slapped the table at Yu Guang: "Yu Guang, you can stop in moderation, don't deceive people too much." ”

Yu Guang looked at him with a smile: "How many times have you said it, you must have a correct self-awareness, are you a human, you are a beast!" ”

Yu Guang's words completely severed Zhang Xu's last nerve, and he gritted his teeth and pounced on Yu Guang: "Slut, I'll kill you." ”

It didn't matter what used magic to solve the problem, what didn't make his hands bloody, he just wanted Yu Guang to know how good he was.

Yu Guang took off his glasses and stuffed them into his arms, and kicked Zhang Xu into a graceful parabola.

As soon as Zhang Hao was about to start, he was slapped by Yu Guang and fainted.

Yu Guang walked to Zhang Xu's side, and his fist hit the most painful acupuncture point on Zhang Xu's body like raindrops: "One hundred and eighty pounds weighs half water and half Xiang, the head is empty, and the brain is less than a penny."

Scolding you for waste has pulled down the average of the waste population.

Just a thing like you didn't want to dig a pit and bury yourself in it early, so as not to waste air, you are still living shamelessly here.

I'm afraid that if it's not time to eat, I accidentally swallowed your brain that is not as big as a melon seed. ”

08：“.” When it comes to scolding, his host has always been professional.

Zhang Xu has never been beaten like this since he was a child, and he can only hold his head tightly in a hurry to avoid more damage.

Yu Guang's movements in his hands did not stop, and his mouth did not stop for a moment, Zhang Xu, who was devastated by both psychology and physiology, finally rolled his eyes and fainted.

Finding that Zhang Xu had fainted, Yu Guang pulled him by the hair and dragged the person to the kitchen, put water from a sink, and pressed Zhang Xu's head into it.

Being so agitated by the cold water, Zhang Xu instantly woke up and subconsciously began to struggle.

Yu Guang calculated the time, and every time when Zhang Xu couldn't stand it, he lifted people to the surface.

Wait for Zhang Xu to think that the torture is over, and then press the person back.

At the same time, don't forget to compliment: "Your lung capacity is quite good." ”

Appropriate encouragement helps Zhang Xu improve.

Zhang Xu kept rolling his eyes, and his body gradually lost his strength.

Just when Zhang Xu's body was about to lose it, his scalp was the first to be overwhelmed, and with a stabbing sound, there was an extra clump of hair in Yu Guang's hand.

Zhang Xu slid to the ground against a bleeding Mediterranean Sea.

Yu Guang stuffed the bloody hair in his hand into Zhang Xu's hand: "This is your thing, take care of it." ”

She is a principled person and never cares about other people's things.

Zhang Xu's fingers shook slightly unconsciously, as if he wanted to say something, but he lost the ability to express his will.

Yu Guang put on his glasses and prepared to go back to his room to rest, but Zhang's bed was still very comfortable.

At the moment when Yu Guang was about to walk out of the kitchen door, she looked at Zhang Xu as if she thought of something: "I forgot to say, I hate that others are taller than me the most, if I ask me to look up at you again, I will break your legs with my own hands." ”

Since the Zhang family is not a place where they can speak with their mouths, then they can speak with their fists!

It just so happens that she's very good at using her fists, isn't that a coincidence?