1, Lao Lu, do you want a wife
"Xiangjiang University, Department of History, Lu Wenming?"
"It's me."
In the summer cicadas, he sat down with milk tea and took a sip of lemonade, and the man with the slippers did not take the pretty girl in front of him to heart, but was a little impatient.
"Jiangcheng can heat people to death in July, and the air conditioning in the library is not satisfactory, is it not good to go to the bubble tea shop to talk about things?"
“……”
The girl glanced at the lemon tea with condensed droplets, and moved her throat slightly, Lu Wenming was right, the heat in July in this place is a bit outrageous, and the inland cities in the south are like steamers.
If you're careless, you should also buy a cup of milk tea first......
"Things are important, so it's better to choose a serious place like the library."
"Serious?"
Lu Wenming glanced at the tired couples not far away, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "Okay, you have the final say." In other words, my historical research has always been called heresy, if you are interested in asking online, you need to deliberately run from Shenghai to Jiangcheng? ”
"Because it's important."
The girl looked serious, and Lu Wenming had no choice but to compromise.
He leaned back in his chair: "Say, what do you want to ask?" ”
"Mountain ghosts."
"Mountain ghosts?"
Lu Wenming scratched his head, his research on history has always been relatively non-mainstream, he is a staunch pseudo-historian and conspiracy theory enthusiast, and his classmates say that he is a high-ranking disciple of He Xin, who is better than the blue.
Because he not only tries to falsify Western history, but also often falsifies some things in Chinese history against common sense.
For example.
He believed that Cheng Chan was the younger brother of Qin Shi Huang's mother.
Because Wang Yi besieged Handan again in December of the 50th year of King Qin Zhaoxiang, Ying Yiren also planned to escape and return to China at this time, according to the distance between Handan and Xianyang, but also to avoid pursuit, it would be good for Ying Yiren to arrive in Xianyang in February of the 51st year of King Qin Zhaoxiang.
Then I have to go through the recognition ceremony of Mrs. Huayang, and prepare for the marriage with South Korea.
One messenger passed back and forth, plus Korea sent the princess.
Marriage will not be available until at least April.
Even if she gets pregnant on the spot non-stop, the probability of giving birth to the adult cockroach in December of the fifty-first year of King Qin Zhaoxiang is extremely low.
And if Ying Yiren left Handan, Zhao Ji was already pregnant.
Cheng Chan was born in the fifty-first year of King Zhaoxiang of Qin, which is logical......
……
Lu Wenming is accustomed to doing this kind of historical reasoning, and many of the results he has drawn are simply contrary to common sense, so he is often called a "heretic", and the teachers at the school are quite troublesome to him.
But these studies are limited to history, at most because of the confusion of the genealogy of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, and he has also studied ancient history.
What does this have to do with the mountain ghosts of gods and ghosts?
"The word mountain ghost, my impression is only on Qu Yuan's "Nine Songs", and the film and television works seem to be a very beautiful goddess? There's more I really don't know. ”
Lu Wenming waved his hand, he really couldn't do anything.
"It doesn't matter if you don't know, what we value is your historical reasoning ability, you can start researching it now." The girl was not lost, but more confident than Lu Wenming.
Because Lu Wenming didn't know that his historical research was actually very much in line with history from another perspective.
"I still have two homework to retake, wait until I finish them?"
Not all teachers can tolerate his heresy, so it is the norm to fail the course.
"Your "General History of the World" and "History of Western Historiography" have to be re-examined every year, and you have never thought about passing the test, so what is the point of re-examining again this year?"
"You investigate me?"
"Just look at your school's forum, and you're a school man."
"Okay."
Lu Wenming sat on the chair boredly, bit the straw and said: "These two homework are my struggle with the school, and I must pass with non-textbook history content." ”
Girl: "The mentor is very merciful if he doesn't give you negative marks." ”
Lu Wenming: "I can fail the course, but I can't miss the exam, otherwise I will be a deserter." ”
Girl: "I'll pay you for researching mountain ghosts." ”
Lu Wenming's eyes lit up: "How much?" ”
The girl compared eight with her fingers, and Lu Wenming was suddenly excited: "Eight hundred? Cheng, I took this job. ”
Eight hundred......
The girl withdrew her hand a little unnaturally, she actually wanted to say that eight thousand came, in fact, in order to solve the problem of mountain ghosts, they accepted hundreds of thousands of donations, and it was not too much to ask a consultant to give eight thousand......
Well, it's good to save it.
"WeChat?"
"Pay now? Good, good, good. ”
Lu Wenming hurriedly opened the collection code, for poor college students, saving a little bit of 800 yuan is a month's living expenses. If you are more luxurious, you don't need to drink the lemonade of Honey Snow Ice City, let alone order a pleasant tea......
"Zhao Qingxue?"
When he saw the other party's name when he received the payment, Lu Wenming knew the girl's name at this time.
"Uh-huh."
Zhao Qingxue nodded, then got up and picked up an oil-paper umbrella, it turned out that he had paid the money, and he was about to leave without mentioning the project requirements, Lu Wenming scratched his head and decided to go back to the dormitory.
Bang –
With the oil-paper umbrella opened, the stringing of the full hall of flowers cast the rainbow of brocade, and the dark green umbrella paper revealed the coolness of lotus leaves at this moment.
Lu Wenming shaded the sun, was in a trance, and muttered, "Did you see it wrong just now?" ”
At that moment, the girl's face was a little bewitching, as if it didn't look like her......
The girl who walked out of a distance also changed her face, put away the umbrella, and slapped it on the trunk of the tree on the side, and then slowly reopened the umbrella.
scolded: "When you see a man, you want to seduce, right?" ”
The red rope hanging from the handle of the umbrella fluttered in the wind, as if admitting a mistake, but in the woman's perspective, a hoarse and sexy female voice sounded: "I can't help it...... That man smells so good. ”
"Incense?"
recalled that Lu Wenming didn't use any perfume, and after a pause, he understood that the fragrance that this fox spirit said meant something else, probably because this person had a strong body and more yang energy.
"Dao Chief, Dao Chief, why don't you give me to him?"
“??”
"Or sell it to him? I've heard that college students like vixens very much.,Can I change him into all kinds of looks.,All kinds of teachers or two-dimensional cute girls? As long as it's what he likes. ”
“……”
"Please, anyway, you have to support me every day if you detain me, why don't you give me to him, and you can save some incense money, right?"
"Are you vixens so casual?"
"No, the stinky Taoist priest begged me to be a concubine in my dreams, but I ignored him."
“……”
After two seconds of silence, the girl silently tilted the oil-paper umbrella and let the sunlight shine inside, and the vixen's pleading voice hurriedly sounded: "Pain, pain, I don't dare, I don't dare anymore." ”
Zhao Qingxue silently held up the umbrella.
found Lu Wenming's WeChat, added friends, and after passing, she asked: "There is a fox spirit who wants to be a concubine for you, are you either?" ”
Lu Wenming: "??? ”