Chapter 240: We Tang people are the best at drinking!
"Not to mention a jar, uncle, I can also see that the small ones can also see that all the guest officers are the masters who can drink, otherwise, I won't move a jar for you."
"You can't drink a jar yet, but don't worry, retreat!"
Xiao Er hunched over and explained.
"Energetic? I just like the strong, damn, Longyoudao green ant wine, strong, right? It should be the strongest wine in the world, right? Uncle, I can drink half a jar in one go! ”
"Don't talk nonsense, go straight to it! Let's go to the three altars first! ”
As soon as Cheng Yanjin heard this, the brute strength came up.
Who does this Nima look down on?
Saying that he can bite gold or anything, but he can't say that he can't drink!
"Alright, alright." Seeing this, Li Shimin smiled and patted Cheng Biting Jin's shoulder: "Xiao Er, go, just listen to him, move over the three altars first, if we can't finish drinking, I'll move it over for you." ”
"Don't worry, three jars of wine, it's nothing to us, let's go move the bar first, and then we'll look at the menu."
Li Shimin said with a smile.
Seeing this, Xiao Er didn't want to say anything, nodded and left.
Cheng bites them. Immediately the menu began to look at it.
Pork kidneys, stir-fried large intestines, charcoal-grilled pig's trotters, braised large pieces of meat, pork head mixed with cucumbers....
Everyone who looked at the name of the dish and drooled it came down, and this time they didn't stick to it, and they all chose the dishes they wanted to eat.
Soon, the shopkeeper walked over with a smile.
"Ladies and gentlemen, do you want three jars of Great Flame Wine?"
"It's not that I look down on you guests, but....this wine is really strong."
"You guests should have just come from the Tang Dynasty, you may not know about our wine here, this wine is the recipe personally prepared by my Emperor Dayan, Your Majesty said that even if the gods and Buddhas come, they can't stand."
"It's true, everyone who is new to the city and drinks Dayan wine for the first time, it's best not to overdo it."
This shopkeeper is also a kind reminder.
"The wine that Emperor Yan concocted?" Li Shimin raised his eyebrows: "You can't stand when the gods and Buddhas come?" ”
"Fart! Just because he can't do it doesn't mean we can't! Just three altars!! Above!! ”
Li Shimin slapped the table and roared.
He really can't hear the four words Emperor Great Yan now, he feels that this is Emperor Great Yan and looks down on them Datang people.
The shopkeeper's wry smile, there is no choice but to do it.
He came to remind him that after all, he couldn't be a guest's home.
Fang Xuanling handed him the menu and ordered almost all the dishes on the menu.
The shopkeeper hurried to prepare.
Many diners around look up at this place with a smile from time to time.
"Hehehe, these guys from Datang are from the Tang Dynasty who don't know the height of the sky, don't listen to the old man, and suffer in front of you."
"Who said no, I remember that yesterday, there was a group of guys who came from Datang and didn't believe in evil, and they were finally carried out."
"Hahaha....I've heard about it, and you see, that guy seems to have an opinion about our Majesty, and he actually said that our Majesty can't do it, hum!"
"This group of people is too rude, they are so disrespectful to our Majesty, and they want three jars of wine? I admire them when I can drink a jar of wine. ”
"Who's to say it's not? A jar of wine is more than ten catties. ”
"Regardless of them, if you don't listen to people's advice, you will suffer sooner or later. Come on, come on, let's eat. ”
“…….”
There were many voices around the discussion, and they rang out one after another.
Li Shimin frowned slightly.
"Lao Cheng, wait a minute, you let them see, look, in front of our Tang boys, there is no liquor!"
"I didn't expect the Great Yan people to be silver-like pewter spearheads, hum!"
Li Shimin snorted heavily, and his words were not lowered, and he even deliberately raised them a few degrees.
In the past two days, Li Shimin was really frightened by Dayan's technology tree, in contrast, Datang can say that he doesn't know anything if he doesn't say that he is useless.
Now, I finally seized a small opportunity, I can suppress the arrogance of Da Yan, I can raise the face of Datang, and I can show the bitterness that I have been holding in my heart for the past few days, Li Shimin, of course I can't help it!
He's really going to be suffocated.
Datang was suppressed by Da Yan everywhere, but whenever there was a chance to surpass Da Yan, he would fight for it, grab it!
The surrounding diners frowned when they heard this.
This man spoke too impulsively.
first looked down on His Majesty, and then said so about the people of Great Yan.
They all put down the chopsticks in their hands and looked at Li Shimin's table quietly.
"Don't worry, the owner, this time I actually want them to take a look, our Datang people are better at drinking than them, our Datang men, it's not like them, just like a girl, you can only drink some water and wine, hehehe."
Cheng Yanjin naturally wants to support Li Shimin, which is not negotiable.
Empress Eldest Sun, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, and Pei Lin frowned slightly.
Your Majesty, there are some things that shouldn't be.
It's also too impulsive.
And it was in public.
Such a verbal power does not help Datang's current situation.
Hiss....
There may be a risk of exposure as a result.
Your Majesty, there are some of them.
However, they did not dissuade.
Yesterday, His Majesty broke the defense, and the depression in His Majesty's heart in the past few days, they are very clear, because their hearts are also depressed.
Besides, Cheng Biting Jin and Li Junxian know the amount of alcohol these people drink, and they know better than anyone else.
Not the slightest worry.
Drinking, they have never been cowardly, let alone afraid!
Wine, come up.
The three jars of wine were carried by the men together and placed on the table.
Cheng Yanjin directly opened a jar, got up and hugged it, and poured a bowl directly.
Then, don't sit down either.
It seems to be deliberate, just to let everyone else see.
The men of the inn also stood by, and the shopkeepers put down the ledgers and abacus in their hands.
Suddenly
In the inn, it was quiet.
Countless pairs of eyes fell on Cheng Yanjin.
"Hmph, I'll let you know this time, Datang people! All of them are heroes, unlike some people, who can't drink a bowl of wine! ”
"Bear!!"
Cheng Biting Jin grinned, then picked up the wine bowl, raised his head and poured it.
The smile on Li Shimin's face was extremely strong.
"That's it?"
He also chuckled softly and said loudly.
Fang Xuanling, Pei Lin and the others all looked up at Cheng Yanjin.
I saw Cheng biting Jin: Goo Dong Goo
Cheng Biting Jin didn't move.
The wine bowl in his hand did not move.
But the throat is still swallowing frantically.
After a while, there was another sound: Boom!
Then, I saw my throat swallowing something frantically, but the wine did not stop.
Li Shimin frowned.
Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui were also a little confused.
It's been a long time.
But Cheng Biting Jin still maintained the posture of pouring wine with his head up, motionless.
In the inn, there was some silence.
"What's going on?"
Li Shimin's face showed displeasure, and his face was gloomy.
it!
I just said so much just now, and the cowhide is blowing so loudly, you won't fucking mess it up for me.
But as soon as his voice fell, the thoughts in his heart had just risen.
"Poof...."
Cheng Yanjin couldn't hold it anymore, the wine bowl in his hand was torn open, and the wine in his mouth squirted out directly.
In an instant, the air seemed to freeze completely.
In an instant, Cheng Biting Jin's two faces were completely covered with red glow.
It's red.
Redder than a monkey's butt.
Those eyes were also round and bloodshot.
Lips tremble.
Panting like a cow.
"Water....water...."
Cheng Yanjin's eyes were messy, swept across the table, grabbed the kettle, like a bull's head, cooed, and drank wildly.
Eventually, the kettle dried up before it finally stopped.
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Even so, Cheng Biting Jin did not recover completely, his mouth was torn and torn, and he couldn't calm down at all.
Li Shimin stared at him, his eyes dark.
Fang Xuanling, Du Ruxuan, Pei Lin and others, their faces were also extremely dignified.
Their faces were full of embarrassment.
This....
This meeting, just now they absolutely never expected.
You must know that Cheng Yanjin also has a title among them, that is, wine barrels.
What is this concept?
It's much stronger than the so-called thousand cups that don't pour!
But what's going on?
The air was a little heavy.
Some shortness of breath.
The scene was full of explosions.
Empress Eldest Sun quietly glanced at Li Shimin next to her, she knew that at this moment, His Majesty's heart was afraid that it would be even more blocked.
In the inn, everyone's eyes have also changed.
After a short silence, agitation begins.
"Yo yo yo, Datang boy? Obedient, amazing, it turns out that the Tang boy can't even drink a sip of wine, hahaha, laughing to death. ”
"What is called a Datang man, it should be called a Datang bear, hahaha, the earth-shattering sound of the cowhide blowing is actually a bear that breaks when touched."
"What do you mean by high hands and low eyes? That's the hand high and the eye low! There's a good saying, it's hard to persuade damn ghosts, hehehe, I think I'm so powerful, but I don't know that in the eyes of others, they are a bunch of fools. ”
"Yes, Your Majesty has said this wine, don't be greedy, drink it slowly and taste it slowly, I really don't know how thick the sky is, and I am a good man in the Tang Dynasty? Shame on me! ”
"Bear, bear! Roar, hey, hey, what's the bear. ”
"I don't know, anyway, I want to eat bear's paws, the whole one at night, let's have a drink."
"It should be, hahaha...."
“…….”
Inside and outside the inn, there is an extremely cheerful atmosphere.
Only Li Shimin's table, the air around him was not circulated, and it was completely frozen.
Cheng Biting Jin took a big breath and took a few breaths, he looked at the bowl of wine in his hand, his face was also blue and white and red, listening to the laughter around him at those moments, gritting his teeth, he was about to go crazy.
"Sit down, bite the gold, and don't get angry."
"Bear with me, this....if this angers, it will make others laugh at it."
Fang Xuanling grabbed him, and with Li Junxian, the two directly pressed Cheng Yanjin.
Cheng Yanjin shrunk his neck and glanced at Li Shimin in a daze, but he didn't dare to look at Li Shimin, and his eyes turned away instantly.
"Your Majesty, I...."
His voice was numb, and he lowered his head as he spoke.
Now, it's useless to say anything.
The words they said just now directly turned into spears and cannons, and they were bounced back dozens of times.
Pretending to be forced to fail was struck by lightning.
The big words are true, but in the end, these words turned into a thousand pounds of stone and fell on themselves.
Shame on the dead!
"Your Majesty, this wine is too strong, I don't know how many times stronger than the wine we drink, I have never drunk such a strong wine."
"So....I can't bear it at once, and when I drink this wine in my mouth, it's like it's not wine, as if I've eaten a fire."
"I....I wanted to hold back just now, but I couldn't bear it anymore, my mouth was numb, and then it squirted."
"Your Majesty, you punish me, I'm sorry for you!"
Cheng Yanjin whispered.
Li Shimin did not speak, but stared at the wine bowl.
He reached out and took it.
Sniffed.
Eyebrows furrowed.
"So thick? But why is the aroma of this wine so profound? ”
Li Shimin didn't have any underestimation on his face, and became extremely dignified.
"Emperor Dayan, I didn't expect him to know how to make wine."
As he spoke, Li Shimin took a sip.
Then swallow it all at once.
He thought that as long as he swallowed fast, then all the feelings would not be able to catch up with him.
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It was just such a bite that made his tongue numb, and the burning sensation in his entire mouth made him extremely uncomfortable.
"Ahem, cough, cough...."
"What kind of wine is this? Damn it, ahem, ahem, water, water! Give me water! ”
"My throat feels like it's going to burn, this wine is so strong, damn Emperor Dayan, this wine he made is not for people to drink!"
In an instant, Li Shimin's face turned red, he was sweating profusely, the sweat on his back was soaked, and his clothes were stuck together.
"Shopkeeper!!"
Empress Changsun exclaimed and hurriedly picked up the teapot, but this teapot had been drunk by Cheng Yanjin just now.
Li Junxian, who was sitting outside, was just about to get up to get it. The innkeeper had already put the new teapot on the table.
"Guest, slow down, slow down."
"We reminded you just now, you just don't listen, you watch....hey, rinse your mouth, just take your time."
The shopkeeper sighed: "In the future, you still have to listen to persuasion, and you can't be iron-headed." ”
"Shopkeeper, what kind of wine is this?" Cheng Biting Jin's voice suddenly became well-behaved, completely devoid of his previous domineering and disregardless.
Be humble and ask for advice.
"This wine, it's forty or fifty degrees distilled spirit."
"It's not those rice wines in the Tang Dynasty, mixed wines can be compared, but you don't look at the high degree of this wine, but you can drink it one by one. When you drink it, the more you drink, the more addictive you become, and if you get drunk, you will definitely not have a headache the next day. ”
"The wine we had before was ordinary wine, and after drinking it, the next day your head was like a fried, but this wine will only make you refreshed."
"Rest assured, what comes out of Your Majesty's hands is all high-quality, and there is nothing bad."
"Guest, drink slowly."
After the shopkeeper finished speaking, he went to work.
Li Shimin drank several cups of tea before he finally got better, but even so, his body seemed to be a little uncontrollable trembling.
At this time. The second guy came up with the dishes.
The aroma is enticing.
Empress Changsun hurriedly gave Li Shimin two chopsticks and fat intestines.
(End of chapter)