Chapter 3 The Cow Has Become a Fine
In this situation, not to mention Si Mubai, even she almost vomited herself. Such coquettishness is just right for a thin woman, but it can only make people feel disgusting in her.
For her words, Si Mubai wanted to reprimand a few words. But looking at the brightness in Xiaobao's eyes, he didn't make a sound.
Jiang Dige hurriedly followed behind, so she didn't want to stay in such a place. In the wilderness, no one knows about dying here.
"Don't go, don't go!" Behind her, a cow galloped towards her.
Jiang Dige looked behind him, and it turned out to be the owner next to the manure tank just now.
No, the cow is talking! It's crazy, the animals have become sperm, what the hell is this place.
"Ahh
Si Mubai stopped, looked at Jiang Dige, who was like a madman behind him, and scolded, "What are you howling at the ghost fox wolf?" Where did the cattle come from? You stole it? ”
Hearing this, Jiang Dige ran to Si Mubai's side in three steps and two steps, "It spoke, spoke." Si Mubai, what should I do! ”
"What to do, Jiang Dige, you don't change your life at all, and now you're still talking nonsense. In addition to beating and scolding children, you have also engaged in the business of stealing. Si Mubai couldn't wait to kill Jiang Dige right now. It's simply a scourge.
Jiang Dige breathed a sigh of relief, "I didn't steal it, don't think about finding a reason to leave me." ”
Looking at her like this, Si Mubai was a little helpless, "No matter how many thieves there are, they will all be beheaded!" ”
She didn't want to cut off her head, although this head was fat and big-eared, she still liked it. No, to be precise, she prefers to be alive.
Dabao, who had been silent, looked at Jiang Dige's speechless appearance, and spoke for her for the first time, "Daddy, she didn't steal this cow." ”
For Dabao's opening, not only Jiang Dige was surprised, but even Si Mubai was surprised.
"Let's go, go home!" Si Mubai did not continue to pursue Jiang Tuge, and took Dabao's hand and continued to walk.
Jiang Dige looked at the cow, "Don't follow me, I'm afraid of death." Go back to your dung heap, it's a good place for you. I just want to live, and it's good to be alive. ”
But the cow seemed to follow her, "I want to live too, there is no one in the dung heap, I don't dare!" ”
Jiang Tuge is angry, this is simply a scoundrel in the cattle world! She looked at the cow beside her, and an idea popped into her head.
If she could understand cows, what about other animals? No, she'll give it a try if she has the chance. Seeing Si Mubai walking farther and farther, Jiang Dige ran again.
An interesting picture appeared. A round woman chased after the handsome father and son, and a cow chased after the woman.
Trotting all the way, Jiang Dige finally saw the dilapidated house in his memory when he was about to lose his bearing. There was no time to "brake", she crashed headlong into Si Mubai.
Due to the inertia, Si Mubai's body trembled forward. A gloomy dripping face, staring at the panting man at the moment.
Jiang Dige's mood now is like riding a roller coaster, and the ups and downs are fast. She grinned, revealing her eight teeth, "You're all hungry, I'll go make something to eat!" ”
As the words fell, her figure had already appeared by the stove. It's just that she looked at the stove in front of her and was worried again.
Why did she forget that the ancient stoves needed to make a fire! Just when I didn't know what to do, I heard the sound of discussion.
"Did you see that? That pig just came back! ”
"Can you see really? She was fascinated by that little white face, so she didn't know how to come back now? ”
"Who knows, that idiot, she didn't know that she was deceived, and she was bent on eloping with her, saying that she was a pig and that it was really not a loss."
Pig? She's a pig?
"What the hell!" Jiang Dige spat on the ground, and began to rummage through the kitchen to find two voices to speak.